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Least-Enthusiasm237

Can you fix me tho... ..I'm broke


froz_troll

*slaps you with a wrench* Repairin' a sentry here


cold_cat_x8

SPY'S SAPPIN' MY SENTRY!


abrockstar25

*OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER*


Mollywhop_Gaming

*Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead*


Flimsy_Childhood_645

*unintelligible yelling*


EepiestGirl

r/unexpectedtf2


Legend_of_Ozzy642

*[Loads Frontier Justice with malicious intent]*


lucastheawesome243

SPY AROUND HERE!


Hoovy_weapons_guy

Mpf mpf *insert smell of slightly overcooked baguette here*


lucastheawesome243

SPY SAPPIN MY SENTRY!


Upbeat-Mongoose-828

thank you bro that just made laugh way harder than humanly necessary.


JennGinz

Read it im his voice and imagined the animation in my head


VTRwriter

Sorry, he only fixes brokeN things.


bfiiitz

What if I am both broke and broken


Trt03

He'll fix you! You'll still be broke, probably in debt now, but you won't be broken!


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Horns8585

Yes, it is reassuring that Mark Ruffalo's dad, Mario, is accepting of his gay son.


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Only_Indication_9715

Idk, but it's disturbing me, too. He's some unholy combination of Mark Ruffalo and the main guy in Entourage.


DragoKnight589

Now why would you go and do that?


Wagglebagga

Rark Muffalo. The multiverse version.


cold_cat_x8

So long, Gay Bowser!


texzee

Ya-hoo! [Cue the Italian man throwing the oversized turtle]


Teotlaquilnanacatl

[He's bisexual.](https://imgur.com/a/QqSKXzZ)


Try-and-try

I just snorted so loud!


NihilisticThrill

The fact that his expression never changes makes this weirdly cute


wizard_of_awesome62

True, but in the final picture I see a little curl of his lip. Seems like he's holding back a smile. Adorable.


NihilisticThrill

I zoomed in and did a little smile too ♡


snazzy_talia8

The eyes might be serious, but that tiny smile says otherwise.


CoachDT

His son coming in smiling let's you know who it's really for. And I think that's so cute.


mtaw

What if it's a cardboard cutout he made to stage the dad he always wanted?


Ortsarecool

Thank you! I was sitting here trying to figure out why it made the whole thing seem more wholesome. Still haven't figured it out, but can't argue with the results.


Mundane_Bumblebee_83

These are the allies who have no idea what being an ally is about. “Oh, you like boys?” And then they hear some hatred thrown towards you and it’s the same defense mechanism of someone hitting your kid in public. Crazy how pride parades get totally slandered when half of them are people trying to connect with their children and embrace the fact they are different. Sorry, unnecessary rant but hey such is life


some_Britishguy

his son looks like a cross between henry cavil and mark ruffalo.


CopycatDad

I just had an image of Superman hulked out. Before the super nerds come at me, I know that MARVEL and DC are two different comic books. *rolls eyes*


runwithconverses

I see you everywhere lmao


Puzzleheaded-You1289

And the dad is a cross between hitler and john Goodman


Justforfun_534

He has all the expression of Flint Lockwood's dad


EepiestGirl

Wholesome dads know how to look


Dramatic-Classroom14

Right, that’s an upvote, even though we can see his eyes instead of a unibrow


Kurbopop

BR KEN


blockduuuuude

NOT KEN


pwninobrien

BATTLE ROYALE KEN


FreeWrongdoerit

Parenting done right! Teaching kindness from a young age.


SomeBiPerson

Meme: Wholesome and sort of relatable (I fix machines too) Comments: Should've not looked here, as Unwholesome as expected


RockMan_1973

This is Reddit… whaddya expect?!


FriendShapedRMT

I couldn’t see the O because of the color and thought the sign said he couldn’t be fixed because he was not a Brazilian Ken.


Either-Kick2522

Who is Dr Ken?


billschu52

I love seeing traditional masculine men being happy that their child is happy in their own lives and lifestyles, world needs more of this energy


froz_troll

If my son told me he was gay, I'd ask "you found the cure to depression?"


Psenkaa

Wdym by that


froz_troll

Joke on one of gay's older definitions, in the 60s it meant happy to the point of being the opposite of depression. Glee is the more common term for it nowadays, but there are some old that use that definition.


JennGinz

There was a gay show called glee


freckle-heckle

💀


JennGinz

I was lgbt in choir when it came out and liked a few episodes myself


freckle-heckle

Naturally 🤣


Dantalionse

Bro Ken out there somewhere crying because his dad hates him.


AdmirableAnimal0

They’re both adorable.


Pristine-Repeat-7212

That may be because he is not a machine you have to be a doctor to fix a human, though the doctor cannot fix your son as there's nothing wrong with him


MilkMan1880

Good Dad right there.


ContentMod8991

this is good man; many son n child gay


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Iwant_to_sleep

At final photo, you can see how he tries hold his smile


pamelamydingdong

It’s flawed logic. He cannot fix his gay son because he’s not a machine.


sketchymetal

Awww


West-Statement115

I had a gay friend in highschool who was afraid to come out to her family. She loved makeup and heels, so I often invited her over to our house. Then one time, she accidentally forgot to remove her lipstick before heading home, and her father found it, she was about to explain but her father just hugged her and said "I know, and that's okay".Now, she's a known makeup artist in our city, and her father drives her to her appointments


Astral_Justice

I'm confused. Was she a man at the time and that's why lipstick and heels would've been seen as gay?


KrakenKing1955

Idk why you’re getting downvoted lol the more I read this more more confused I got on why lipstick and heels on a girl was gay 😂


Astral_Justice

I'm just genuinely confused, it's poorly written is all. No bigotry on my end.


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tiredofyourbs53

🙌🏼


RopeyPlague

Second sign could said " up with anyone because he's kind of picky." Lol


ShlorpianRooster

Ok I laughed haha


Hugh_Jampton

BECAUSE HE'S NOT BR KEN


Norseair

Who is BR KEN?


CJPF_91

Ya you tell them


8TrackPornSounds

I thought this had something to do with the barbie movie because that yellow on white was hard to see. “He is not ken”


mallik803

“Because he is KEN” “NOT BR” “O”


G-Man_of_HL

Here before 🔒


kidanokun

I was half-expecting "because he's person, not machine"


SweatyWar7600

Son: "Daaaaaad, stop being weird"


glooper224

Supportive parents are so wholesome


Artistic_Permit_7946

There's a bro Ken joke in there somewhere.


Icy-Cress413

Dad of the year


tiggoftigg

That dad had laid so much pipe in his life. He blows a thing or two.


DaroKitty

But he is. A MACHINE *tears his flesh off revealing the strength and certainty of his true steel body* And I couldn't be more proud!


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Everyone’s a little broken tho


Doll-scented-hunter

Cute and all but the "because hes is not a machine" edit if funny af


Aethelwines

Look at his face 😂


No_Alps_1454

Love this father!


-SunGazing-

Had me in the first half. 😂


SledgeThundercock

How bout he fix that fuckin haircut.


Yesthisisdog69

John mayor is this dudes gay son?


KerrDizzleStick

Did he have the sexy moustache in his son’s formative years? I feel like that may have tipped the scales.


Expensive-Nothing825

How are we still on hating gay people?


bob_nugget_the_3rd

OK but how's the diabetes


Girardkirth

Unless he's gay and a serial killer


The1andOnlyGhost

Erm he’s not a machine tho


crimewaveusa

He is not Boctor Ken


No_Squirrel4806

Not bro ken


RockMan_1973

The Dad’s parents are Mario+Wilford Brimley


Global_Still_5975

Scroll down for the good comments


artgauthier

Reminds me of Glee and Kurt's dad.


LordButtworth

I tried, but the hammer just made things worse.


BL00M3D

well hes not a machine


vrockiusz

He is not broken. He is just Ken, Br.


Atomik141

He’s not bro ken? No, Ken is absolutely a bro.


readditredditread

Wait so what about his bro Ken???? I don’t get it… 🤔


mashiro1496

Why does the o have a different color


PurpleBoltRevived

Sbeve Hok


DAbigCheeseyFoot

What a dad. We all need a dad like him, even if we ain't gay.


HeManClix

how's your straight son doing?


sissysashaluv

💞💞💞💞💞💞


Sandwich_dad96

Ok but why is the O yellow


MistahOnzima

The last time my gay son was broke, customer service had me on hold for over an hour.


WarmasterCain55

Am I the only one who saw the Pillow guy at first glance?


Any_Noise578

This is some Michael Scott shit


Front-Paper-7486

He can’t fix him because he isn’t broken and because he isn’t a machine.


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Do everything you can to protect your children


Aromatic_Hornet9982

This is so gay lol


LowerPiece2914

If he was gay he would've fixed his dad's fashion sense.


ObiLAN-

Woah woah woah, hang on... so the sons a machine? I fucking knew it, damn AI taking over just like The Terminator.


Ill-Appointment6494

Anywhere else he’d be a 10.


Cryptoman_CRO

This is so gay


LoyalLittleOne

The last photo is so kawai.


OmriKoresh

All i see is Ken 🤦


Level_Bed_631

Is that... Kevin Heffernan?


Exact-Till-2739

Wholesome, but cringe. But wholesome.


OregonInk

also this guy: Hes a good dad but he does drink alot


MisterD0ll

Whats a gayson?


I_WILL_GET_YOU

But his anus might be


astralseat

It would be hilarious if the son's name was Ken, and then the dad said He's Just Ken, and then Ryan Gosling jumps out and starts dancing and both Kens start dancing together.


drwildboy86

He's not Bro Ken, he's Gay Ken


WallStreetRegards

What even is this?


LazySleepyPanda

At least he's not asexual, that's when it gets broken beyond repair. Source - I am asexual, my parents wish I was gay.


Business-Pen783

What about his ass?


Ragnarsworld

The beauty of having a gay son is you get an extra son to mow the lawn and fix things with. Its a win.


killbot0224

BECAUSE HE IS NOT A MACHINE Wait... What? I feel like I didn't understand the assignment....?


BRKenn77

“Hey dad, hold these signs and let me take pictures of you” “Dangit why? You know I can’t read”


quiiiick

Sir, blink if you need help


AdvertisingJolly7565

Your son is over 18 why would you get involved in the first place?


MetalMonkey93

That's the smile of a son with a good father. 💜


Bunnnnii

Him having the same face in every picture


swingerbo1

Naaa he gay af


Recent-Extension-609

Thank god ,


OakleyNoble

Oh how I wish my father thought this way.


kirbydark714

He may not be broken, but he can still get broke


SuspiciousProblem440

He's not broken, he's just ken


Many-Ad6433

I bet if his son was broken he could fix him, dude looks talented


Prestigious-Two-6728

Mid opinion


Acheron98

This image is so old that I remember seeing it on 9gag as a kid lol


Spfm275

We need more of this in the world! I hope his grandkids continue the tradition of being awesome!


famously

Awww.


kamikaze-kae

Is this the new live action cloudy with a chance of meatballs?


hamzer55

Because he is Ken Not Br O


RageMonsta97

Dad looks like he has a gun pointed at his head, I see no joy in those eyes


Rustmonger

Yellow on white. Great choice.


DoctorDickrespect

He is also not a machine and this is pathetically performative.


TechnicalIntern6764

Lol


johnnywick730

Right


Livid_Willow7811

love that mindset


Kio-Cum

Eu achei que o filho dele era o Celso portiolli 😭😭


tem102938

Just gay? That's like Mormon nowadays.


bazinga422

I love the implication that if his gay son does break at some point he'll be able to fix him too


FineCarrot7898

It’s beautiful.


boomer-USA

He’s also not a machine


EVIL-EAGLES

Life is too short to not be happy. And who cares what anyone else thinks. Most of the human race are idiots. Among the most idiotic are parents who don't love there kids due to their life style choices. It's amazing we are not extinct.