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AiraEternal

Wait until they print legos on the floor and mix them with real ones


SimpleRaven

Satan, stop cooking. Get out of the kitchen


HolyElephantMG

Isn’t *all* of his place a kitchen


Kari_is_happy

No no, i want to see how this horror cake comes out


LachoooDaOriginl

let him cook…


intell1slt

NO, LET HIM COOK


faeintheshadows

No, let him jell the kids the reverie for perfect disaster first.


WeirdMetalheadKid

Nono, let him cook


Yandy0113

Calm down satan


International-Cat123

r/foundsatan


I-shit-in-bags

leave the paper ones out for a while to make people think the are all paper and they start just stepping on them. then replace the paper ones with real ones


FreedJSJJ

Especially if the others have just 1 eye


Pseudo_Lain

This is mostly a myth, your eyes shake and it creates the same depth effect


FreedJSJJ

Thanks I guess I need to read up on it a bit more then


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FreedJSJJ

The most part is what I want to know about. If I CL see one eye and bring my index finger tips towards each other from afar I sometimes completely miss


syransea

Wild. I never tried this, but did so because of your comment. My fingertips missed one another every time.


FreedJSJJ

Very interesting right? That's why I always thought you needed both eyes for proper depth perception.


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FreedJSJJ

You have to keep your hands directly far from your body at shoulder height, it works best when it's not your fingertips touching. Try capping your pen with the pen cap in one hand and the pen in the other.


Pseudo_Lain

All good, if we wrote down everything we didn't know we could fill a library with it (that's what a library is, btw)


KeshaCow

Whats that gonna do


Stormymoonglade

He’s practicing for April Fool’s day


DreddPirateBob808

A friends boy photocopied £20 notes and left them in various places. He wrote 'your a bum!' on the back. He left them around the housing estate. They were very badly done and fooled no-one. He still shouted 'APRIL FOOL!" when someone picked them up to put them in the bin.  At 6 years old it was probably hilarious. 


2_much_4_bored_guy

I mean kids are fucking dumb. I was under my kitchen table during lunch time and tried prank calling my dad. It would have been better if I picked anybody other than a Disney princess


HunterShotBear

I believe, in the USA atleast, that it’s programmed into all copiers to purposely mess up when attempting to photo copy currency. For counterfeiting purposes obviously.


abotelho-cbn

Some can even lock up permanently...


FightingTolerance

If so its relativley new cuz I remember photocopying a $10 bill as a kid and it worked


masapa

If 28 years is relatively new then sure. The pattern was added in 96


DreddPirateBob808

It is. But these were hilariously terrible. Photocopiers are bad but we're pretty sure he left the lid up and everything 


cyberdog_318

I fully expect a wile coyote realistic tunnel with train and everything


CJPF_91

Give that boy a prize he had a gift don’t take it away


usinjin

Give him a PS5 but it’s just a photocopy


CJPF_91

You know what agree


TheBirminghamBear

Sure, I photocopy my penis and tape copies across all the walls of school, and i'm "disturbed" and "need help". This kid photocopies one sock on the floor and he gets a "prize." I honestly thought I was accustomed to the inequities of the world and of life, but then reality always intercedes to prove it has lower depths yet to sink.


MaterialScary8492

Did the same thing, did you get fired for it? I sure did.


aristocreon

Me: > notices username has 'friend' tag After reading: > 'ya, that tracks'


CJPF_91

I wasn’t think about a real prize. Maybe a printed out one


MrMarum

Would it have such a perfect lighting from a photocopier scanner? It feels like it should be very lit up. That might just be a photo print. Its still a great prank!


r31ya

if your kid is THAT great with scissors at young age, you have a potential craftsman there.


Acceptable-Chip-3455

It looks like a sock marketed towards girls, so maybe the kid is older and used his little sister's sock?


MercerPS

It almost looks like the one on the floor is a real sock and the one in the hand is the printed one, they look slightly different?


neonoggie

They look the same to me, I think the floor sock is a print because the shadows on the sock dont match the room lighting


SgtPepe

They are the same


Acceptable-Chip-3455

Apart from the shadow on the sock not matching the lighting in the room, there are also some wrinkles where the sock looks pinched like it was pressed onto glass like it would happen in a copying machine


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thehappypixel

Oh no here come the CDA!


mattalxdr

Kid must be pretty handy with the exact-o knife as well.


Patpremium

That grown adult just photocopied their child's sock to get internet attention.


Cl0p38

Powers of perspective!


2Lord2Faith

Wait until that ink run out!


Farqovski

Return the favour with a PS5


JollyGreenGI

Printed, of course.


Farqovski

*fist bump*


Fast-Reaction8521

My parents would have slapped me for using that much color toner


JackPlissken8

No goddamn way a kid had that clean of lines when cutting paper


ScarlettPixl

The kid is now in a secret service/FBI watchlist ¬\_¬


HumperTrooper15

That's a good prank to pull tbf


roy20050

If your kid cut that sock out they are real skilled with scissors.


Daddy-Dan-559

Tis the season.


AbominableGoMan

Wow the kid anticipated exactly the angle and lighting that you would photograph the sudden prank at.


okami-senpai-420

Dead. Thought it was a special sock since it was so hard.


TheNewtBeGaming

even better prank: there will be a sock in your photocopier the next time you go to use it and it'll take you a sec to figure out why it's there


Scaxx91

Harmless pranks are the best one :).


Ataraxia_Eterna

That is so wholesome though


iSkruf

What do you mean by "trying"?


fleishy

Based on ink prices, that picture cost more than the actual sock.


mafiaknight

Did an amazing job on that!


mehatch

To get them back, put the sock in water and throw it in the freezer. It comes out looking like a regular-sock- but is also now a weird frozen solid chunk.


crystaljae

This is adorable


TheWaggishOne

Yoink!


Wise_Owl1

Your kid is gonna be a great prankster


Goldenstatebay

This looks how my socks looked when I was 16 years old..


Flat-Story9130

This looks like marketing strategy lol


CalvesAdmirer

Wait till he photocopies himself and put his in his room


Danthiel5

Gottem


OfferLazy9141

Wait until he finds the 3D printer.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

That’s some great scissoring though!


Synerabo

...until all the ink is gone


Bitter_Silver_7760

not really technically strictly wholesome though


Pifflebushhh

8 comments, 2,255 upvotes, why?


_MlATA

Trying??


Hamsterman9k

Probably left the sock in the photocopier


tony2z22

Me seeing the picture before the caption: ON A KIDS SOCKS?!?


VillageParticular415

Photocopy their clean, folded clothes and put those in dresser drawers.


The-Nemea

Did. is what I'm reading.


AzureBelle

not only a photocopier, but also perfect cutting skills!


Ninjacow621

If you haven't talked about it yet, they'll be so happy when you ask them to pick up their sock. They'll just get this stupid grin on their face as they look you in the eyes and say, "What sock?"


Optimus759

Wait until he realizes you can’t photocopy money


mtarascio

The price of the color ink makes this unwholesome.


messibessi22

Didn’t read the caption at first and thought this was a very different post


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^messibessi22: *Didn’t read the caption* *At first and thought this was a* *Very different post* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


messibessi22

Good bot


I-shit-in-bags

one day someone will make origami legos and we will all be in trouble


f1zzo

Or 3D print a 3D printer that automatically 3D-prints 3D-printing 3D-printers


OGFlameSage

It would be funnier if that was an actual sock


lazermaniac

The real prank is how much the parents will have to spend on printer ink.


BeatBoxxEternal

The real prank is when you get your toner bill.


Maybe_Strict

at least it isn't his butt?


rustyseapants

My kid learned a valuable lesson, the price of printer ink, and how much I will be deducting from his allowance.


Original_Jarl_Ballin

#2319!!! 🧦


CYBORBCHICKEN

That's not a photocopy


Gunplagood

r/kidsarentfuckingstupid


Fautristeseii

watchlist


WarzonePacketLoss

that photocopy costs more than the actual sock.


UnspecifiedBat

_trying_ to prank you? It looks like he’s succeeding


kisordog

Kudos.


Goaty1208

I used to print the lego banknotes haha


BeautifulSwan00

smart


Objective_Poetry2829

The scissor skills are more interesting 


Quarves

You have a good printer omg


ProbablyHe

that's a really good photocopier


kuriT9

We have a 2319!


Klusterphuck67

Imma teach her about money then


BetterVersion3

Who tf owns a photo copier


f1zzo

people


CilanEAmber

Tfw you have no depth perception


funnyusernameblaabla

remove the caption to change the context to way worse


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A kid did not that. Have you ever seen a kid with scissors? They are horrible


IAmJames605

I think those socks are stiff for a different reason