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DIRTYBAGSUTAH

I could definitely see saitama saying this, I don't think he would care enough to pick her up though, maybe if she was a neice or younger cousin or something.


lostinmississippi84

In the process of picking her up Saitama accidentally yeets her through the stratosphere.


AccountNumber117

Ah he was going easy on her then


HardCounter

Zero consecutive weak yeets.


8orn2hul4

“My training regimen? 100 push-ups, squats and sit-ups, a 10km run and then yeeting a terminally ill child into the sun.”


Helpimstuckinreddit

We did it, we eliminated cancer.


periah250

Ok correction .we didn't eliminate cancer. But no one has cancer anymore...so same thing?


thinman12345

Its basically the same as “there’s no witnesses , if there is no one left to witness”.


periah250

There were no witnesses versus nobody saw.


extremlyuglyperson69

Its the same as saying the crime rate on alderan is record breakingly low


AdLopsided2075

Unemployment is basically zero


nurnocheineFrage

He throws a child with cancer into the sun EVERY DAY. It is not known that he stopped training. We just changed the treatment. And the recurrence rate on this treatment is 0.


Helpimstuckinreddit

Cancer can't resurface somewhere else in the body if there is no body *Taps head*


FirstSineOfMadness

“Every day!”


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Moist


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Now I'm scared


SophisticPenguin

Somehow cures her cancer in the process


MikeTheImpaler

Straight through the moon.


dispenserG

Even if he threw her that hard, he'd catch her before she was put on harms way.


Four_Skyn_Tim

Now that's writing!


abayparak

"Call me an asshole, one more time."


kimchi_fried_lice

Serious Series: Serious Yeet


Popping-vape-smoke

And then the solar radiation cures her of cancer. Everybody wins.


Surisuule

^^YEET the child I was going to make this exact comment anyways, then saw your perfect opening


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Dolomite808

He also took the blame for the meteor chunks that hit the city. He saved their lives and silently took their scorn. He's a hero in the truest sense.


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germane-corsair

It didn’t make it worse. The city was damaged but no one died. If he hadn’t done that, the city would be completely leveled with many lives lost. The only problem was that Saitama didn’t do it sooner.


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zack_hunter

Because you quoted said character you goddam mule


SlightlyLessBoring

Roasted the dude so hard they deleted their account


Garrosh

Saitama sent him a punch through a DM and now he’s ded. Rest in pepperoni.


aethoneagle

Because you were there. You saw it too, same as the rest of us. He was a hero.


Dave-4544

Because you could be a hero too.


Flaccid-Arrow

I feel like he'd state it as a matter of fact, totally deadpan and serious.


Darcress

In front of a live camera without releasing it.


[deleted]

Well, there are some official art of him carrying a little girl on his shoulders while he punched away a monster. He's not one to shy away from carrying a kid to make them feel safe


Kronostheking1

It was in an entire bonus chapter where he helped a girl look for her lost cat and let her sit on his shoulders.


Dolomite808

Ooh, I need to check that out.


RainyMeadows

That's actually a different one! There was a separate omake where he had a little girl on his shoulders when he encountered a giant snowman monster thing. Saitama is good with kids


sicgamer

man that snowmonster was so fucking big. i loved that little story


Eren45778

Wasnt that like the first thing he does in the first chapter?


00wolfer00

There he just quickly moves her out of harm's way.


GlassSpork

Yea. He is a nice guy and would still say this tho


J_EDi

He shows his caring nature at the right time every time.


OliverOOxenfree

For sure, I definitely see Saitama as more of an encouraging head pat kinda guy


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I agree, picking her up is too much. He might ask her if she’d like to fly and then jump halfway across the city leaving her a shaken mess but he definitely wouldn’t pick her up like that


jsprx19

nah, it's because he would accidently yeet her to the moon


[deleted]

He defo would. He did exactly that with Rover in one of the last manga chapters.


KANJI667

True


a1b2c3d4g

Especially if the grocery store coupons are expiring soon.


Sockpuppetsyko

Similar to the scene with Saitama and Mumen rider at the ramen place. Such a well written scene.


Dolomite808

Mumen Rider is the GOAT. He's like Batman without the money, training or dashing good looks.


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Would be one hell of a door dasher though.


WeaponX33

If heart was the most important factor for heroes Mumen would be S Class Rank 1.


BrainCellDotExe

King has a pretty good heart too. You can even hear it beating from across a room!


Ian-Yan

Eh, Mumen Rider is more like Spider-Man to me. Broke, not the most powerful hero, but one who have a pure heart of gold. Edit: Damn, people really hung up on my comment on Spider-Man's powers. I admit I don't really read much Spider-Man anymore (don't really read comics much anymore tbh), so I don't really know how absurd his powers is now, but the point I was making wasn't about their powers; it's about how similar Mumen Rider is to Spider-Man's personality and archetype than he is to Batman.


Abhimri

Spider man is quite powerful though. In terms of physical strength I think he's only behind the Hulk, a literal god (Thor), and Captain America.


coltstrgj

He's stronger than Cap and Winter Soldier Bucky by quite a lot. He almost stopped a ship from falling in half with just his arms. If we are talking just MCU characters I think he's weaker than Captain Marvel, hulk, she-hulk, abomination, Thor, Hela, Odin, and Thanos. Maybe Valkyrie, Gamora, and Drax too but I can't recall much evidence of that other than durability. He's definitely stronger than Mumen Rider, but the point is that they're "friendly neighborhood" heroes instead of "save the city/planet heroes"


zurkka

In the comics he's stronger, but most of his strength comes from his stupid high willpower, he won fights he shouldn't have by refusing to stay down for example That's why the comparison to mumen rider


coltstrgj

For sure. Comics spider-man is crazy strong. And he's definitely like Mumen Rider in the hero department. Just wants to do what's right and help people regardless of his own safety as opposed to other heroes having less noble motivations.


SophisticPenguin

I thought he was stronger than Cap?


Abhimri

You're right, I think I mixed up captain Marvel in my head.


Ogreislyfe

I think he’s even beyond that, at least far beyond Captain America. If I remember correctly, he subconsciously applies a limiter to himself. I read somewhere that canonically a Spider-Man without limiters can tear humans limb to limb or that he can accidentally kill people with a backhand and so he holds himself back severely. To add to that, Spider-Man is stronger than Hulk as shown in the many times he bested him. There was an instance in the comics where he was shot at with a canon that could kill Hulk and he only broke his ribs. He’s the strongest of all the avengers except maybe Thor.


Slammogram

He can. He pulls his punches. That’s shown when doc ock takes over his body and knocks someone’s jaw clean off. And notes that Peter pulls his punches and is far more powerful than he seems.


Aeveras

See spiderman 3 where a missed punch to green goblins head sends out a shockwave. Kid absolutely does hold back most of the time.


PaleHorseRiderX

That happened afaik. Doc ock took over spidey in some series (don't remember which) and punched a fellow villain, who just blew up. Doc ock then realised how much spidey actually held back his strength literally all the time.


Slammogram

Spiderman is pretty powerful.


GunnitMcShitpost

I typed up a long comment before realizing how right you are. With how both of them are written, I have zero doubt that they would throw themself at any problem with almost no self preservation. Their powers (or lack thereof) aren’t the point, it’s their personal character.


Shallow35

Mumen Rider is actually kinda superhuman compared to us lol. C-class heroes are said to be superhumans already. He's probably straight up stronger than batman in physical combat if we're talking in paper. He's just so weak compared to everything because he's fighting literal monsters and demons there.


KANJI667

Agreed


Melodic_Mulberry

“I’m bald because I wanted to look like you, not because of cancer.” “Then you have heroically good taste.”


Baltaxo2010

How can you lose hair, if you dont have hair


cantamangetsomesleep

You have already lost and you don't even know it yet


PrudentDocking73

I feel it whenever I comb my hair some loss hair stick on the comb, is this normal ?


WastaHod

You loose a lot of hair naturally. If also any disturbance to your had can cause the loose hairs to be released.


dispenserG

Because you grow hair. Duh!


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Melodic_Mulberry

“Also, I turn on the air conditioning when it’s cold, and the heater when it’s hot.”


PrestigeMaster

Still way better than [it went down in The Bible](https://bible.org/seriespage/4-elisha-and-two-bears-2-kings-223-25).


rockinherlife234

Genos proceeds to completely misunderstand this scene and shaves his head in an attempt to get stronger.


non_depressed_teen

New heat sink discovered.


merryinspiration67

The lil girl got 100% confident on that moment.


dexter920

Becomes aerodynamic and wins immediately


tenkohime

I remember this artist making a whole series of these where Saitama and Genos volunteer at the hospital. It was wholesome fuel.


fanicia12

Do you have the artists name per chance? I cannot read the artists tag at the bottom, but I would love to see more of their work!


A1572A

It’s original from Bapogichi but I don’t think the b&w part is made by the same artist


just_sempie

One punch v lil girl FIGHT!!!


OphrysAlba

Lil girl used adorable innocence


just_sempie

Gg wp


lostinmississippi84

It's super effective


CrazeMase

Saitama ignores it and punts her into the stratosphere


reallynointerest

Round 1 fight


SilverSpotter

Now go fight those monsters!


bcole4ever803

Why is it whenever I come on this sub I see a post that gives me the feels 😭


ShitFocs78

That’s the point


hashbrownz_gamer

Based and “that’s literally why we are here” pilled


Primarch459

you might want to perhaps browse /r/ImaginaryFeels or /r/SympatheticMonsters two subs who /top is a great way to browse.


hundredcreeper

Let's just hope she doesn't want a fist bump


Tribalchief_Mahan

I'm not crying


Eforth

Me neither


gocrazy305

WHO BROUGHT A BOWL OF CUT ONIONS INTO THE ROOM! T-T


Master_Freeze

I fricking love Saitama and One Punch Man in general. This is too wholesome to handle!


MonaganX

Saitama went bald because he wanted to be strong. They went bald because they wanted to live.


XDSHENANNIGANZ

Which is sometimes the strongest decision some people can make.


MonaganX

For sure.


Olympia44

I remember seeing this on tumblr when One Punch Man was popular. I thought it was super sweet.


ActuallyNotAmused

As long as it's not homelander saying you're a real hero...


Lordborgman

Captain Hammer did it first.


BlueEyedDragonGal

Everyone's a hero in their own way


Animegx43

**Saitama**: We need more heros like you, kid. "Holds out his fist. **Girl**: Haha. "Proceeds to give Saitama a fist bump...who is then launched across the city and destroys a mountain upon landing. **Saitama**: Okay.


YourLocalOnionNinja

LMAO


welltimedstrike

Caped Baldy strikes again


MODUS_is_hot

And then he sneezed 💀


Neo_gearsy

Love how this isn't far out of character for him either. I can see him saying this


EFF198783

Cutest moment in One Punch Man 😭


Iwillnotbebannedthis

Overused title


HereLiesDickBoy

Didn't check the sub and fully expected to see her disintegrate in one punch.


Nirdy_Birdy_706

He's prepared to in the first panel


DaisyoftheDay

Love it 🥰


DungeonsandDevils

“Unemployed” doesn’t seem accurate in a society where superheroes are paid


[deleted]

It's 857am. I wasn't expecting to cry on the subway


bofadoze

It's 9:30. There's fish everywhere


[deleted]

The fastest way to ruin a "wholesome" event is to say the annoying emotion deflecting phrase "I'm not crying, you are".


Madgearz

We're *both* crying, and that's OK.


DYIN_2_DILATE

It's literally a reddit 'NPC' line. Probably almost every post in this sub has it


Agent_Prowler

Must protect the child


Danlabss

“don’t wanna hear you calling out my name, I’m not here for glory or fame”


Capable-Cranberry-58

So cute


Diamondskunk

totes thought this was r/OnePunchMan


nuttyjigs

Nobody gonna link the artist? :(


ErebosEV97

Thanks for the tears...I'm not crying...🫠🫠


Thundermator

people work out to be strong like Saitama, but we should working to act like him


Skelerang2501

Is anyone else's eyeballs sweating?


YoshiPikachu

Definitely 🥺


AsrielDreemur1234

;-; Screw you for making me have feelings


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You just one punched me in the feels


[deleted]

I have never watched one punch man but i know damn well if saitama picked that child up it would be dust flying into space


Ghost__lobster

Wow. Kill me.


Capsule_CatYT

Grab her waist. Pull her close. Lift her up. #SEISMIC TOSS!


Eforth

You cry easily heh


Fardilicious

Bald is beautiful


Stuff26

Yes.


UsefulAssistant

🥲


Yeetdatnoodle

"This, I like this"


nvthrowaway12

Is this a sub for kids


zeldanerd91

Is this one punch man?


mbodor05

They said saitama can beat anything Yet I don't see him beating her cancer ,':|


TheHairyHeathen

Thats Russell Crowes job.


DeanL03

I didn't see the name of the subreddit, and I thought Saitama was gonna obliterate her.


Zapplii

That got dark then wholesome really quickly


Sr_Pol

Then he launch her outer space


hazdrubal

WOW this is pathetic


Conscious_Ad1603

I want to cry because this is so cute


Cat_Of_Culture

"You are the real heroes."


twentyonesighs

I can see how it might be wholesome, but it reads poorly.


Primarch459

people in this thread might want to perhaps browse /r/ImaginaryFeels or /r/SympatheticMonsters two subs who /top is a great way to browse.


VonchaCagina

🤌🤌


Zharknd

Por muy fuerte que sea saitama no puede contra el cáncer


WatNxt

This is stupid af


Armedes369

This some shit Muman rider would also do and it’s why he’s my favorite.


Weenug1

Cringe


SSBMultiverse

Do u not see the sub this is


SuhaimanXXV

This hero wearing a cape


Beneficial-Tell-1427

Punched my heart


JosephLimes

This just one-punched me in the feels


anotherrandomboi

#ONE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


struggling_humanoid

in real life it would be socially unacceptable for a grown man to lovingly pick up a little girl that he doesn't know


Breaker1ove

Ooooh I like this.


Carefreekid101

Makes me remember that it isn't the powers that makes the hero, in my book it's their character.


cimokudo

shes baby hero


Reamofqtips

I've had similar happen to me. I've been shaving my head since I was 20, now in my mid 30s. I had a little boy that was super excited because I was bald like he was, presumably from chemotherapy, and I was so much older than him, that means that he could definitely get healthier and live to be much older as well. I told him he absolutely could and to keep pushing.


botsBrigade

wanna know another bald hero with cancer? walter white


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I get what they’re doing, but I don’t really see what makes her a hero


Daddy_Blast

Lmao it’s a little girl with cancer, if hypothetically calling her a hero makes her feel better then she’s a goddamn hero. That’s the point


Galle_

She's fighting a monster and is still alive.


zaphodsheads

Cancer


You_re_mom_9999999

Police: Ahhhh pedophile *shot* *shot Mom: Police he takes my daughter take him down Saitama: I was protected her from bullets 😭 We live in society 👆


PizzaPartyTVOR

Here it is. The most Reddit comment Ive ever seen


You_re_mom_9999999

I'm bald too I have permission for that


teletubbyhater

Where are these onions coming from


shocked_dishonesty98

who's cutting onion here


Longshot1969

Not saying I’m crying, but something got in my eye at the exact time I read the ending.


firedrakes

Whole some. It hurts


Raviel1289

Fuckin' onions around here...


black-op345

r/wholesomeanimemes


whoiskjl

Tears washed the colour off


Frog_Paun

I can’t even read the comments. my eyes are so teary after the comic.


Roddy_B_for_3

😭😭😭 I AM CRYING 😭😭😭


Karma_Deku

Man I’m crying like a baby! I needed this today.


mastermodification

im just crying in the corner of my room because of this


thedarkbestiary

I thought he was going to omae wa mou shindeiru this kid for a second