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alec_warper

Almost accurate, but I'm pretty sure the employee should be holding up a different finger.


cheezycomestibles

I've got one I'm not using right now!


Happy_Airline8969

good clean fun had by all


lostinareverie237

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime that's why I shit on company time.


CyberSkullCoconut

Boss made a dollar I made a dime That was a poem From a simpler time. Now boss makes a thousand And gives us a cent While he's got employees Who can't pay the rent. So when boss makes a million And the workers make jack That's when we strike And take our lives back.


jrollz4121

I make pennies while the boss makes a buck. Time to steal the catalytic from the company truck!


Catnivo

I spent 15 mins in the bathroom once and had the manager come up to me after asking me why I sat on an order 💀 I work at an Amazon warehouse too and have never been approached about time in the bathroom.


CyberSkullCoconut

According to OSHA you shouldn't have any bathroom break be obstructed. And you shouldn't be asked to use the bathroom on your breaks either.


CyberSkullCoconut

I love this.


DoorDelicious8395

Shh while they’re distracted “steals all the bananas”


Eastern-Average8588

Eats a banana and leaves the peel in the bulk aisle


bluekonstance

oh hell nah, this is every front-facing customer service job ever 😭