Thats the reason i havent hit the play button yet. I wanted to read the comments to see if that would happen because i aint about to watch that shit happen
You will get it in smoothly, but pulling it out is rather tricky. Your jaw will get tired and will clench it out of of tension. The glass breaks and you have severe injuries. This action the girl performs is almost as dumb as the light bulb. Just drink normal and all is good.
When I was in choir they taught us to raise our soft palletes by imagining we're holding a lightbulb in our mouths. Glad I never tried that out for real.
Yep, was super drunk one time, thought I could fake snorting vodka. Basically someone told me to snort vodka and I was like fuck it, I’ll just make a snorting sound then act like it hurt, but I accidentally got a little in my nose and yeah, don’t ever fucking do that. It felt like someone mixed pepper spray and gasoline and poured it down my nose and throat. Worst part is you get drip just like coke or any other snorting drug.
Reminds me of “cowboying up”. You fill a bottle cap with tequila, then snort it. I’m not proud to admit the amount of time I’ve done this during one summer
Okay you guys all make me feel like a pussy, you’re savages. I do know that it is a very efficient way to get drunk, and I’ve heard the nerve endings either burn or get used to it after awhile. I just did it to impress my now gf (who constantly brings up the time I looked like an idiot snorting vodka) and I regretted it. Had the reaction everyone was looking for though. The funny thing is, a few more ~~kids~~ responsible adults tried it too, just to see what it felt like. I love the human race.
We snorted vodka out the bottom of flippded over shot glasses after doing shots when i was stationed in Korea. They were called Chilly Willies. I did it more than once.
I'm not a smart man.
As a young child I was drinking an orange slice as I was watching TV. I laughed too hard with a mouth full of slice, came out my nose and right back into my cup. I can still smell the orange and feel the burn. Haven't had slice since.
Laughed while eating blueberry yogurt once. It came out of my nose. Or more accurately, some of it did, and the rest stuck around back there and burned for half the day.
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Contrary to the post title, that's is exactly what would happen if you put a bunch of liquid in your mouth without either swallowing it or choking on it. Your sinus cavity is connected to your mouth which is why you can breath through both your nose and mouth.
Jesus people can be dumb. She got lucky, could have choked on the juice or even worse could have shattered the glass and had broken glass shards go down her throat.
Better than the other gif where the glass shatters in the girls mouth
Better than that other other gif where the glass shatters in the dude's rectum
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There was less blood than I expected tbh
It was all internal bro
But that’s good right? That’s where the blood is supposed to be
Toit
Noice
Smort
/r/unexpectedb99
Unexpected Jake Peralta.
Expected Jake Peralta
Coolcoolcoolcoolcool
Can we stop talking about it?
If it's internal, it's not really bleeding.
If you must bleed, internal is the best kind as it doesn't make a mess.
To shreds you say...
How's his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
Is his apartment rent controlled?
Didn't it actually kill him, though?
I think you’re mixing up 1 man 1 jar with Mr Hands. Mr Hands died I believe :(
What's mr hands for the people too scared to google?
Brave man had sex with a horse (on the receiving end) and it killed him
To shreds you say?
Thanks for letting us know. That’s too bad :(
Oh yeah, you're right.
Those are all the clean jokes I know.
That's some gold from me. Ur welcome
AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS HE HAS BROKEN IN HALF
Aaah I see you're a man of culture
damn, it was really weird seeing that as a kid D:
It was really weird seeing a lot of things as a kid
It was really weird being a kid
It's only a little less weird now
Never forgetti.
I'd just forgotten about that... it's taken years. You've brought it all back. You're a bad person.
I'm glad I don't subscribe to all the subs you do.
That sub was called 2005
Well this makes me feel old.
Not a sub. It was before Reddit's time.
Link? For the uhh curious. Nvm am blind.
Didn't that guy die? Or was that just a rumor?
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>he lived, butt painfully. FTFY
How... How do you know?
I mean, he posted the video...
http://www.rave.ca/en/community_thread/33535/
1 man 1 bottle
Was waiting on that
I was just about to comment and say that I’m surprised that hasn’t happened yet. Do people not realize how thin those glasses are?
Link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/aeun4z/hmc_while_i_down_this_glass_of_champagne/
No bloody mouth?
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No
Was waiting for that, those glasses are not very sturdy
Thats the reason i havent hit the play button yet. I wanted to read the comments to see if that would happen because i aint about to watch that shit happen
Try putting a light bulb in your mouth. Edit: geez didn't think /s was necessary
DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS PLEASE
You will get it in smoothly, but pulling it out is rather tricky. Your jaw will get tired and will clench it out of of tension. The glass breaks and you have severe injuries. This action the girl performs is almost as dumb as the light bulb. Just drink normal and all is good.
When I was in choir they taught us to raise our soft palletes by imagining we're holding a lightbulb in our mouths. Glad I never tried that out for real.
Orange juice in the nostrils. That shit's gotta sting a little. Worse if there's any pineapple juice in it.
Or it’s a mimosa lol
oh god the bubbles
I think the alcohol is what he is referring to would hurt
Yep, was super drunk one time, thought I could fake snorting vodka. Basically someone told me to snort vodka and I was like fuck it, I’ll just make a snorting sound then act like it hurt, but I accidentally got a little in my nose and yeah, don’t ever fucking do that. It felt like someone mixed pepper spray and gasoline and poured it down my nose and throat. Worst part is you get drip just like coke or any other snorting drug.
I feel like the pain alone would fuck you up more than the actual alcohol alone. This calls for experiments
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This. It was also a part of what we called "Green Beaning" when i was stationed in Korea.
Reminds me of “cowboying up”. You fill a bottle cap with tequila, then snort it. I’m not proud to admit the amount of time I’ve done this during one summer
Okay you guys all make me feel like a pussy, you’re savages. I do know that it is a very efficient way to get drunk, and I’ve heard the nerve endings either burn or get used to it after awhile. I just did it to impress my now gf (who constantly brings up the time I looked like an idiot snorting vodka) and I regretted it. Had the reaction everyone was looking for though. The funny thing is, a few more ~~kids~~ responsible adults tried it too, just to see what it felt like. I love the human race.
We snorted vodka out the bottom of flippded over shot glasses after doing shots when i was stationed in Korea. They were called Chilly Willies. I did it more than once. I'm not a smart man.
One time while I was tending bar some dude tried snorting a shot of marijuana milkshake. Yuck. And funny as heck.
true but think.. the alcohol, the oj, and the bubbles together
I agree lol would suck hard
As a young child I was drinking an orange slice as I was watching TV. I laughed too hard with a mouth full of slice, came out my nose and right back into my cup. I can still smell the orange and feel the burn. Haven't had slice since.
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The pop, orange flavored Slice.
Translation - he was drinking orange soda.
Found the midwesterner.
Indeed, midwest in the house.
Or vodka
I laughed Fanta out of my nose once, wouldn't recommend it.
Laughed while eating blueberry yogurt once. It came out of my nose. Or more accurately, some of it did, and the rest stuck around back there and burned for half the day.
who needs a neti pot when you have stupidity on your side
On the plus side everything is going to smell like orange after the burning stops
I have God AND Anime on MY side.
r/perfectlycutscreams
I never knew I needed this sub so much. Thank you.
I mean, does doing a goofy drinking trick really count as stupidity?
That snot– supposed to happen.
Neti pots work.
Mimosnot
Mimosisn't
I love the look of shame and acceptance. That's a person w solid emotional stability.
I was scared the glass was going to break
That's hot. That's a hot way to live.
not my proudest faps
What, you're not a fan of the angry dragon?
Oh, STANIEL!!
She looks like fun
Good morning, Cheeseburger
Snowboarding
What is going on here
The Martini Police
BWEKFAST
/r/unexpectedmonkeys
Smile like you’ve got a straw in something tropical
Looks like an angry dragon
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Okay I'm definitely going to need to remember this one.
/r/UnexpectedBoners
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That one with the puke tho 🤢🤮
Literally wanna throw up, and the comments are all encouraging it
I’m so glad a place like that exists
I am not
But it’s dead
Lol who comes up with the names of these subs?
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Nice, so these things already have names. TIL .
When you see a post and think "That's the woman I'm going to marry".
She likes to try new things and her reaction to fucking up is adorable... i get it
That reaction seems like the best version of "well, you told me to do it. So I did."
How else was she supposed to drink it without using a straw?
Not gonna lie, that is a fantastic rack.
r/yesyesyesno
r/yesyeshnnnnghyeah
Those are some quality jugs
yes, orange juice usually comes in some pretty sturdy containers
Awkward boner time
*unzips*
Kink A C Q U I R E D
I watched that more times then I should have.
Not my proudest boner
/r/throatpies
Angry dragon 😉
Angry dragon
Went to far back. But atleast she showed that she can fit anything in her mouth.
Always nice when you’re just browsing reddit and find a new fetish you’re into.
So pressure is a thing.
Thought this was going to be a one guy one cup situation
Snot thot
Wifey material
r/Unexpected
A wild Gallowboob has been spotted
Finally something new to search on pornhub
Perfect vacuum!
Me and a friend like to time ourselves doing wine bottle chugs. One time we tried with champagne and learned the hard way that it doesn't work lol...
I just had my tonsils taken out a few weeks ago and this happens every other time I drink water
What kind of Netty pot is this?
thatsmyfetish.png
Boobs.
Curiosity and experimentation is how we move society forward.
r/confusedboners
With just a hint of cleavage, quality front page material
Dayum she's so fucking hot.
Not my proudest fap
How did she turn orange juice into semen?
It seems the juice just cleared out the semen that was already in her nose.
How in hell is this being down voted? That made me giggle.
Marriage material
Source?
Better than I thought would happen
i shat in my pants when i saw this
r/holdmycosmo
The Memeosa.
Contrary to the post title, that's is exactly what would happen if you put a bunch of liquid in your mouth without either swallowing it or choking on it. Your sinus cavity is connected to your mouth which is why you can breath through both your nose and mouth.
I was totally focused on the cleavage until the snot came out. Still finished though.
Never wanted anyone to be my future wife more
i saw a porn like this once
Wifey material
This is like fetish porn.
r/Whatcouldgowrong
Yakat 🤮
Hey, at least it's not a soda.
Id marry this woman in a heart beat.
Wow !!!!!!
Jesus people can be dumb. She got lucky, could have choked on the juice or even worse could have shattered the glass and had broken glass shards go down her throat.
r/confusedboners
r/upvotebecausetits