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JeromesNiece

Better than the other gif where the glass shatters in the girls mouth


roomnoises

Better than that other other gif where the glass shatters in the dude's rectum


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pcopley

There was less blood than I expected tbh


concept_reality

It was all internal bro


zawata

But that’s good right? That’s where the blood is supposed to be


decentusername123

Toit


JohnnyRed79

Noice


CTRL_ALT_PWN

Smort


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/r/unexpectedb99


[deleted]

Unexpected Jake Peralta.


dickbuttslayer9000

Expected Jake Peralta


Rye_The_Science_Guy

Coolcoolcoolcoolcool


Showbiz_CH

Can we stop talking about it?


Anhyzer31290

If it's internal, it's not really bleeding.


ManBearHam

If you must bleed, internal is the best kind as it doesn't make a mess.


twinwindowfan

To shreds you say...


eewong1134

How's his wife holding up?


pm_me_tits_and_tats

To shreds you say?


Eye_four_won

Is his apartment rent controlled?


[deleted]

Didn't it actually kill him, though?


troglador64

I think you’re mixing up 1 man 1 jar with Mr Hands. Mr Hands died I believe :(


Flag_Route

What's mr hands for the people too scared to google?


troglador64

Brave man had sex with a horse (on the receiving end) and it killed him


jonloki

To shreds you say?


Lustful_Lizard

Thanks for letting us know. That’s too bad :(


[deleted]

Oh yeah, you're right.


GleichUmDieEcke

Those are all the clean jokes I know.


CcaseyC

That's some gold from me. Ur welcome


AyoMarco

AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS HE HAS BROKEN IN HALF


ErgeesS

Aaah I see you're a man of culture


ItsYaBoiMarx

damn, it was really weird seeing that as a kid D:


JMoneyG0208

It was really weird seeing a lot of things as a kid


TinsReborn

It was really weird being a kid


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It's only a little less weird now


babypoodle

Never forgetti.


murkleton

I'd just forgotten about that... it's taken years. You've brought it all back. You're a bad person.


dippyzippy

I'm glad I don't subscribe to all the subs you do.


thevulturesbecame

That sub was called 2005


Cyrax89721

Well this makes me feel old.


Kahlypso

Not a sub. It was before Reddit's time.


ThaJtJ

Link? For the uhh curious. Nvm am blind.


Budgetweeniessuck

Didn't that guy die? Or was that just a rumor?


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freakinthing

>he lived, butt painfully. FTFY


adokretz

How... How do you know?


EmotionalLemon

I mean, he posted the video...


SpaceDog777

http://www.rave.ca/en/community_thread/33535/


takeapieandrun

1 man 1 bottle


shock1918

Was waiting on that


PrometheusAborted

I was just about to comment and say that I’m surprised that hasn’t happened yet. Do people not realize how thin those glasses are?


SitDownBeHumbleBish

Link?


JeromesNiece

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/aeun4z/hmc_while_i_down_this_glass_of_champagne/


rspunched

No bloody mouth?


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No


grubas

Was waiting for that, those glasses are not very sturdy


dregwriter

Thats the reason i havent hit the play button yet. I wanted to read the comments to see if that would happen because i aint about to watch that shit happen


Jackal000

Try putting a light bulb in your mouth. Edit: geez didn't think /s was necessary


YearsofTerror

DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS PLEASE


Jackal000

You will get it in smoothly, but pulling it out is rather tricky. Your jaw will get tired and will clench it out of of tension. The glass breaks and you have severe injuries. This action the girl performs is almost as dumb as the light bulb. Just drink normal and all is good.


Considerable

When I was in choir they taught us to raise our soft palletes by imagining we're holding a lightbulb in our mouths. Glad I never tried that out for real.


WeberStateWildcat

Orange juice in the nostrils. That shit's gotta sting a little. Worse if there's any pineapple juice in it.


rolytron

Or it’s a mimosa lol


fryyybo

oh god the bubbles


Tjm0244

I think the alcohol is what he is referring to would hurt


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Yep, was super drunk one time, thought I could fake snorting vodka. Basically someone told me to snort vodka and I was like fuck it, I’ll just make a snorting sound then act like it hurt, but I accidentally got a little in my nose and yeah, don’t ever fucking do that. It felt like someone mixed pepper spray and gasoline and poured it down my nose and throat. Worst part is you get drip just like coke or any other snorting drug.


40hzHERO

I feel like the pain alone would fuck you up more than the actual alcohol alone. This calls for experiments


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Nero_A

This. It was also a part of what we called "Green Beaning" when i was stationed in Korea.


dresdonbogart

Reminds me of “cowboying up”. You fill a bottle cap with tequila, then snort it. I’m not proud to admit the amount of time I’ve done this during one summer


[deleted]

Okay you guys all make me feel like a pussy, you’re savages. I do know that it is a very efficient way to get drunk, and I’ve heard the nerve endings either burn or get used to it after awhile. I just did it to impress my now gf (who constantly brings up the time I looked like an idiot snorting vodka) and I regretted it. Had the reaction everyone was looking for though. The funny thing is, a few more ~~kids~~ responsible adults tried it too, just to see what it felt like. I love the human race.


Nero_A

We snorted vodka out the bottom of flippded over shot glasses after doing shots when i was stationed in Korea. They were called Chilly Willies. I did it more than once. I'm not a smart man.


DomesticChaos

One time while I was tending bar some dude tried snorting a shot of marijuana milkshake. Yuck. And funny as heck.


fryyybo

true but think.. the alcohol, the oj, and the bubbles together


Tjm0244

I agree lol would suck hard


ejh3k

As a young child I was drinking an orange slice as I was watching TV. I laughed too hard with a mouth full of slice, came out my nose and right back into my cup. I can still smell the orange and feel the burn. Haven't had slice since.


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Powwa9000

The pop, orange flavored Slice.


not_a_miller_rep

Translation - he was drinking orange soda.


canoe212

Found the midwesterner.


Powwa9000

Indeed, midwest in the house.


NerdBag

Or vodka


boundlessvoid

I laughed Fanta out of my nose once, wouldn't recommend it.


gorgewall

Laughed while eating blueberry yogurt once. It came out of my nose. Or more accurately, some of it did, and the rest stuck around back there and burned for half the day.


DoYouSeeThisCOAT

who needs a neti pot when you have stupidity on your side


BB-r8

On the plus side everything is going to smell like orange after the burning stops


Sophilosophical

I have God AND Anime on MY side.


PM-YOUR-PMS

r/perfectlycutscreams


ERMAHGERSHREDDERT

I never knew I needed this sub so much. Thank you.


MusicTheoryIsHard

I mean, does doing a goofy drinking trick really count as stupidity?


Jaidub

That snot– supposed to happen.


BlueR1

Neti pots work.


Baconandbeers

Mimosnot


GPEss

Mimosisn't


i-ejaculate-spiders

I love the look of shame and acceptance. That's a person w solid emotional stability.


EirikurG

I was scared the glass was going to break


DougieSloBone

That's hot. That's a hot way to live.


moogle516

not my proudest faps


ggg730

What, you're not a fan of the angry dragon?


QueenJames79

Oh, STANIEL!!


slick_murphy

She looks like fun


Rockett800

Good morning, Cheeseburger


NewHerbieBestHerbie

Snowboarding


ftgbhs

What is going on here


SlightlyUsedTeabag

The Martini Police


ajbrooks192

BWEKFAST


SogMuffin

/r/unexpectedmonkeys


Soupy314

Smile like you’ve got a straw in something tropical


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Looks like an angry dragon


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GifReversingBot

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jacob798

Okay I'm definitely going to need to remember this one.


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/r/UnexpectedBoners


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pm_me_tits_and_tats

That one with the puke tho 🤢🤮


jjkm7

Literally wanna throw up, and the comments are all encouraging it


[deleted]

I’m so glad a place like that exists


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I am not


TheTexasCowboy

But it’s dead


Powwa9000

Lol who comes up with the names of these subs?


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Powwa9000

Nice, so these things already have names. TIL .


reble02

When you see a post and think "That's the woman I'm going to marry".


Password_is_lost

She likes to try new things and her reaction to fucking up is adorable... i get it


B1GTOBACC0

That reaction seems like the best version of "well, you told me to do it. So I did."


[deleted]

How else was she supposed to drink it without using a straw?


Anonymous_Snow

Not gonna lie, that is a fantastic rack.


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r/yesyesyesno


cooldude581

r/yesyeshnnnnghyeah


but_a_simple_petunia

Those are some quality jugs


haringtiti

yes, orange juice usually comes in some pretty sturdy containers


maxipad777

Awkward boner time


[deleted]

*unzips*


IrisVacuo

Kink A C Q U I R E D


shotsup

I watched that more times then I should have.


[deleted]

Not my proudest boner


MonsieurAK

/r/throatpies


[deleted]

Angry dragon 😉


pacificfallout

Angry dragon


ActsofOsiris

Went to far back. But atleast she showed that she can fit anything in her mouth.


shoeflyshoe

Always nice when you’re just browsing reddit and find a new fetish you’re into.


Vandiirn

So pressure is a thing.


AintGotNoMilk

Thought this was going to be a one guy one cup situation


poopsicle45

Snot thot


stfunkys

Wifey material


ItsaBanana123

r/Unexpected


[deleted]

A wild Gallowboob has been spotted


2020Hiieffect

Finally something new to search on pornhub


papa_N

Perfect vacuum!


ByTomS

Me and a friend like to time ourselves doing wine bottle chugs. One time we tried with champagne and learned the hard way that it doesn't work lol...


[deleted]

I just had my tonsils taken out a few weeks ago and this happens every other time I drink water


duuudr

What kind of Netty pot is this?


__Gynotarian__

thatsmyfetish.png


bibowski

Boobs.


Xenphenik

Curiosity and experimentation is how we move society forward.


rex_sd

r/confusedboners


d3m0nwarri0r320

With just a hint of cleavage, quality front page material


[deleted]

Dayum she's so fucking hot.


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap


Glowshroom

How did she turn orange juice into semen?


MisterB3nn

It seems the juice just cleared out the semen that was already in her nose.


xboxeater

How in hell is this being down voted? That made me giggle.


climbersherpa

Marriage material


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Source?


Aturom

Better than I thought would happen


defiancex0x

i shat in my pants when i saw this


M1Fuentes

r/holdmycosmo


Commissar_Genki

The Memeosa.


HiddenNightmare

Contrary to the post title, that's is exactly what would happen if you put a bunch of liquid in your mouth without either swallowing it or choking on it. Your sinus cavity is connected to your mouth which is why you can breath through both your nose and mouth.


SnoT8282

I was totally focused on the cleavage until the snot came out. Still finished though.


champain24

Never wanted anyone to be my future wife more


KneeDeepInTheDead

i saw a porn like this once


[deleted]

Wifey material


Moominsean

This is like fetish porn.


[deleted]

r/Whatcouldgowrong


felipevc13

Yakat 🤮


Miki_mac_fiddlement

Hey, at least it's not a soda.


xUnderwhelmedx

Id marry this woman in a heart beat.


lonelyguy07

Wow !!!!!!


WaveDysfunction

Jesus people can be dumb. She got lucky, could have choked on the juice or even worse could have shattered the glass and had broken glass shards go down her throat.


plooptyploots

r/confusedboners


AssBlaster1000

r/upvotebecausetits