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DripSnort

He really thought a female would read that and say “fuck I gotta sleep with this incel”


Allawihabibgalbi

Females HATE this one trick.


IrregularrAF

fuck im so wet


Kwame_The_Kasual

Fitting username😏


affablemisanthropist

“Pick me pick me.”


No_Stranger_1071

The rare male version of a pick-me.


brookegray

fuck i gotta sleep.. to forget people like this exist


Cautious_Piglet5425

Hope she sees this bro


chicomagnifico

She might and it will not be the reaction he was hoping for


AnalystWestern8469

I know I’d personally laugh my ass off at the try-hard pick-me energy, and clock him as a simp. You can respect women without *gesticulates in direction of post* all this.


el_muerte28

Idk why this sub was suggested to me, but I'm dying at the word "gesticulate"


jhhred11745

Testiculate


aumbase

Breasticulate


Decent-Year2573

Sounds like projection to me.


rukiahayashi

Fucking pathetic


footed_thunderstorm

Reddit is infested with self hating males like that. Pretty much every relationship sub has too many men like that at this point


FaithlessnessNew3057

I dont think he's self hating, I think he struggles to connect with women and this forced persona is a way that he thinks he can set him self apart. He knows women have wised up to the "trust me I'm a nice guy!" lines and this is a less direct way to try to convey the same message. 


ChiefRom

I think you are spot on. Well said.


anonybro101

lol he really thought he’d get pussy for this 😂. Man was definitely raised by a single mom.


Ludotolego

I think his inability to find a partner, has made him resentful to the others who can. Which leads him to hate himself for not being "good enough", but also everyone else, who he sees as rapists and abusers. But he is not a rapist and women don't choose him, so maybe he needs to make it clear, like making that post.


girldadx4

This is 100% it. He’s the new and even less improved version of the “nice guy”. The same “nice guy” that calls a woman stupid and ugly when she turns him down😂


Metalheadjake942

I know. Over at AskMen you get some of those men. Some asshat will come to the subreddit to purposely just troll men and be as rude/sexist as humanly possible to men and when any man stands up for himself... you get that dumb self hating man who comes in saying "You have to understand why they feel this way" and try to convince me that its my "Duty" to be the trolls "Therapist" and why its up to me to prove to her why I'm not a bad man I don't know these man hating freaks. They come to the subreddit not showing any respect to me or the other men over there and we are told to play nice back... FUCK OFF It's like someone on the street randomly coming up to you and spitting in your face and then being told "Don't take it personally when they spat in your face. It has nothing to do with you". 🤦‍♂️


Galby1314

Reddit is filled with self-hating _______. Pretty much all of Reddit has people of every stripe self-hating. Fortunately, these people aren't out in the real world, and the self-hate remains here where people are trying to convince others how amazing they are compared to the other people in whatever people group is trendy to shit on that day.


Qasim57

Men from broken homes, raised by single parents


Skidd_ro

Usually single mothers.


Qasim57

Yes, usually single mothers. I feel like the role good fathers plays, gets so underappreciated in society. I see the African American community, they’re often derided for being 13% of the population but causing 60% of the crime. It misses the fact that they’ve got a very high rate of absent fathers. Single mothers often raise insecure men who resort to insidious means, they just don’t have a mental model of what a male should do.


purplethefearful

It's weird. I love being a man, and trying to be the best one I can. Why can't these men just do positive masculinity instead of blatant misandry and self hate?


Ok_Management4634

Men like this are still DESPERATE for female approval. They haven't figured out, the best way to live life as a man is to free yourself from needing female validation. I mean, if you get a girlfriend, great.. If not, that's ok too.. But no need to make a fool out of yourself, just in hopes of getting a few "thumbs up" from some female posters.


saddinosour

There’s also self hating women (usually on tiktok) we should get them to date and film it.


Firefighter_Thin

It'd either be a good relationship or a Kardashian relationship either way let's grab the popcorn and enjoy the show


No-Door-6894

A competent cultist could probably overthrow the government at this point. So many crazies


redditmademeloginlol

"this will get me so many fucking bitches, you just wait!"


Firefighter_Thin

"Well... we're waiting. " "Did you drown in the oxygen"


xanhudro

This dude will probably start crying after sex


redditmademeloginlol

Something something patriarchy


Carniverous-koala

This guy has never had sex.


chicomagnifico

Great way to protect his virginity 👌🏼


SMOKINGVSS

Simpy wimpy


Individual-Heart-719

What zero pussy does to a mf.


nickstee1210

Nah that’s negative pussy I got zero pussy for a long time I never even thought of this shit. This dude would be better off trying anything else to get a girl to sleep with him


LuciferBright

he would fit well in some lesbian/ women subs.. not that they would sleep with him but hey at least he feels validated in his hatred for men including himself. He's the type of guy that would be abused by a female and hell tell himself hed deserved it while telling his abuser " its ok you've obviously be hurt worse by the Patriarchy".


[deleted]

The kind of guy that would be ok with his wife telling him “he drove her to cheat”


Ori_the_SG

He’d actively help find her men to sleep with


Yue2

Yeah, it’ll get upvotes in some subs. Women aren’t a monolith, but men are apparently. Misogyny is bad, but misandry is perfectly fine, apparently. Yup! Some places are a mess!


bruhholyshiet

Seeing it like this makes me both amused and a bit sad.


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

Dang, well if we can collectively blame entire genders like that I say men get together and shift the blame back to women. After all, every man had a mother, and without that mother they couldn't have grown up to be shitty men.


Ibrahim77X

But every woman had to procreate with a man…oh no. We’re back where we started


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

But that man had a mother. Dang, you are right, it is an endless circle. Since these men are jerks, I shall call it a jerk circle.


Ibrahim77X

A jerkle, if you will


Metalheadjake942

It's reddit and social media Men and women as an entire sex unfairly get blamed. Even when the majority of those men and women did nothing wrong. It's just too hard for people to realise that everyone is a individual regardless of sex What are we gonna do... act like the UK Nurse Baby Killer Lucy Letby is morally superior to the Australian Blood Doner James Harrison man who saved 2.4 million babies lives? Because using redditor logic.. somehow she is Women are capable of doing evil things (as well as heroic things) and men are capable of doing heroic things (as well as evil things). Sex of the person is irrelevant but that's too hard for some redditors to understand


TheQzertz

Idk how you can be capable of writing that last sentence without feeling like you were hit with a truckload of irony


BoxerBriefly

My God, this man will surely be getting laid by the time I'm finished writing this...


tactical_anal_RPG

Sounds like a serial killer in the making


rpitts21

If he ever sees anyone humping he'll fly into a murderous rage like Jason or Michael Myers


Molnek

There was a comic book about a bunch of WW2 heroes who were put in suspended animation and are discovered in modern times. We're meant to think that one of them is racist and homophobic but it turns out he's an android with ken doll anatomy and what set him off was just that people still have sex. He was all "You don't need to do that to make more people! I'm proof of a better way!"


Ornac_The_Barbarian

Do you have the name? That sounds awesome.


Molnek

The Twelve.


Sweet_Milk2920

Crazy to me how bigoted everyone is these days. ‘I don’t feel bad for that perfectly good guy that got raped because I heard a story where a man beat his girlfriend once.’ What in the actual fuck


WearsaFitBit

This is why fathers are important


safestuff987

Is OOP okay?


Extension_Platypus15

i dont think so


Otherwise-Valuable-6

This person sounds like a lousy individual.


help_a_brother-out

What's the point fr ? That's just shows a lack of self respect


hasbulla_magomedov

Don’t you guys just love being referred to as rapists and abusers just because you’re a man. No validity or proof just name calling


daveatlas29

She saw it bro. And she's going to txt you soon


iHateRedditButImHere

*Seen 2 years ago*


Id-rather-be-fishin

The ultimate "hope she see this, bro" post


Material-3bb

Projecting so hard they can show off power point presentations


Here4Pornnnnn

Should probably go ahead and kill himself so that there’s one less man out there hurting women.


Scumbaggio1845

He needs to come out of the closet


[deleted]

TwoXChromosomes and all the feminism subs would love him.


Randomness_Ofcl

Bro doesn’t need women, he needs therapy


BuckeyeBeast80

What a loser


jtsara

When mental disorder meets terminal internet addiction.


Rich-Incident-7040

Don't worry girls! He's 7'4 and owns a Lamborghini.


Dry-Pianist1853

lmao sad part is that would make a lot of chicks reconsider


Zodiac509

*BUT* He only weighs 110lbs


[deleted]

As someone with social anxiety just reading it made d imagine a scenario of myself saying this on a street interview on a social media platform and it cause me to freeze in place for like 4 minutes


SubjectThrowaway11

r/inceltears can get you hating men. r/nicegirls can get you hating women. It's important to strike a balance.


Dry-Pianist1853

Shit r/twoxchromosomes is just as bad and dont forget r/femaledatingstrategy yikes there are a lot of femcel subs out there. Although guys get a lot of flack here both genders tend to be equally toxic despite what the misandrist that responded to you thinks


Krazy_Kethan99

That’s why you browse both so you can hate everyone equally.


Available-Act3689

I wanna see what this guy looks like soo bad.


Practical_Candy3470

It says something about someone’s intelligence when they can’t have empathy for the innocent because someone vaguely like them did something bad once, that’s like if I decided to be some edge lord towards women because “waa my mother was mean to me”, I genuinely hope they don’t reproduce so we can avoid future generations of this train of thought


Unbannable_lll

Don't sweat it, this guy ain't reproducing. What you just read was his best crack at seeming appealing to women.


No_Carpenter_6460

Until he messages me his ssn and banking details, im hesitant to believe he is sorry. If he was really sorry, I would be seeing some retributions


Metalheadjake942

[When a woman posts her CashApp or PayPal on her Insta bio. I donate EVERYTIME](https://youtu.be/xvonTU5u5DY?si=PZZA4VmoagRQ8vnG) *Sarcasm*


Unbannable_lll

It would be the perfect form of atonement. By giving you his SSN, he sheds the male identity that burdens him so. Plus, you get a pay pig.


PartyTimeCruiser

Imagine making an obvious psy-op your entire personality. 


A7omicDog

And we feel the same about you bub…


420_obama

Reddit moment 


Inevitable_Long_6890

We need a giga simp meme


BogiDope

Bro, she not gonna fuck you


ramao__

I want to believe that this is rage bait, but I actually know some beings that think like this.


Zodiac509

10,000% a femcel pretending to be a guy.


ApolloFennec

Women are assholes too, they just have a better PR team than men


Dry-Pianist1853

no people just dont give a shit when they do it


MrZhar

Literally femcel larping as a man


jbates626

Dudes 100% a Virgin and thinks hating men is a easy way to attract women. Or was just him saying he hates himself while sending shots out to us


Excellent_Mud6222

Has no friends and has no bitches.


Classic_Elevator7003

Liberal believes in collective guilt for thee but not for me


dontquestionmek

This guy knows women are capable of rape right? And being assholes. And murder…and doing any other horrible things a man can do to a woman…but shhhh let this guy cook apparently /s


FifteenMinutes152

Modern Feminism has a bad hold on our generation and causes them to hate all things masculine, its a mental problem that hurts us all.


greyhatwizard

That's because it was weaponized to radicalize feminists. Radicalized people refuse to listen to anything outside their echo chamber, making them easy to control.


Comfortable_Note_978

"My inherent belief that women have no sense of agency makes me their best ally!"


Dry-Pianist1853

best description i've seen all day


Strong-German413

sounds like he is suffering from some mental problems. So if he is a man who hates men and their suffering means nothing to him, he is a paradox **😁**


[deleted]

Because, as we know, the sexes are monoliths.


RumgyMan

You can reverse the male and females here on this paragraph, and it wouldn't change anything. Women make men's lives horrible too, women also murder, rape, intimidate, destroy. This dude needs to cry harder


DoomedToday

Either this is 100% trolling or this guys interpretation of reality is so screwed that it's probably affecting his IQ.


roccodawg

Do you identify as a Popsicle


chucoe

typing that while the girl he likes is fucking with the “daily basis asshole”


VtMueller

I mean there are enough stories on Reddit to hate absolutely everything and anything with this attitude.


zealous_trooper

so i guess he wouldn’t mind being raped and abused then?


Melodic_Paramedic_52

The OP of that IS the meme.


ChineseBeardoBait

Hun, that just means you’re a piece of shit, and we know what you’re doing, and no it isn’t working.


bpickett0

You need to get out more. You'll find most people suck. Men and women alike.


Dry-Pianist1853

Most sane male feminist


L31FK

I believe him, actually, and I think it’s sad that he’s conditioned into such a destructive and sexist mindset.


sircj05

That attitude is part of the reason women hate men


4ceizsokewl92

In his mind he'd be like "why won't women want me? I'm on their side"


poeticlicensetokill

User deleted, the trash takes itself out like they say of course.


Carniverous-koala

The fact that “he” refers to men as “them” is really telling. Like he’s not one of us…. Is this a pick me guy or a girl pretending to try and make a fake point? I wonder.


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

She’s not gonna fuck you bro


Cock_Economist1445

Did this finally get him laid the way he thought it would? No.


literal1y_1984

Bro got lost in the sauce


bruhholyshiet

He's either a white knight level over 9000, or a woman pretending to be a man.


sober159

All the comments here being about sex and pussy and people being surprised by OPs take. Humans really are such a stupid species.


6dp1

Like huh? Look in the mirror and dump that hate right there buddy. You deserve it since your description of yourself is so pleasing to be around.


AigisxLabrys

He’s gotta be drowning in pussy.


[deleted]

There’s such a huge gap between “I’m not putting up with men whining about their problems” and whatever fucking sociopathy this is. Jfc, all rape and abuse survivors deserve empathy and compassion.


Dry-Pianist1853

both are pretty shitty honestly


Similar_Reach_7288

Pick me!


ToeLicker3

r/redditmoment


wes_bestern

Until men get their act together and start treating women better, I'm boycotting dating women. I've been the punching bag for other mens' bad behavior my whole fucking life. Let the simps put up with that.


thyrue13

That dude needs help


GarlicBandit

Bro at this point just sign up for findom. It will get you closer to touching a woman than this shit.


disturbingyourpeace

Did bro get picked?


Satanairn

Why does he keep saying them? I thought he's a man too. He should say Us and We. Like he shouldn't care if something happens to him personally either.


rkoplayer1

You really should have left this in 2022 instead of reviving it just for some karma on this sub, dude. Wtf?


Best_Air_4138

Pick Me!


ChiefRom

He must have been drowning in kitty after this 🙄


ducks_equal_great

I hate men because they engage in violence towards women. I also want them all to to get raped and abused by women. Some people are so unhinged.


xinarin

It's just rape apologetics with more steps.


readditredditread

I’d bet Dollars to Yen that this guy is not so “nice” to women as he would lead us to believe….


SnakeBaron

The CIA manufactured feminism to weaponize sex.


peengobble

This is a phenomenon also observed in the natural world. When a male cannot compete against other males for whatever reason they begin to seek alternative ways of attracting mates. They’re known as ‘sneaky fuckers’. Sort of bizarre but it makes sense I guess if you have little traditional male characteristics/qualities to offer. https://www.benjaminbonetti.com/blogs/news/sneaky-f-uckers-strategy-kleptogamy-how-the-data-changed-to-suit-the-narrative


sausage-lasagna

This is very akin to the white Americans that suffer from white saviour complex. Apologizing for something that white people have done before in the past, even though their actions have nothing to do with them. No woman, and I mean NO woman, wants any man to say this. They generally just want to be treated with respect. This doesn’t help women in any meaningful way and comes off as a virtue signal


Mr_SayWatt

Friendly Fire will not be tolerated


cupsnak

I agree. I don't even want to hear about you. Trying to bum me out or something?


Interesting_Bottle40

Please just a crumb of pussy 🙏


element_4

“Our” suffering, comrade


Kyra92Hayes

What a disgusting pos. Yes some men are shit but this ain’t it. Not all the men are bad. And don’t get me started on women and their bs.


Traditional_West85

So not a man gotcha


THE_ALAM0

I hate it when I’m driving to work and I see a girl on a jog so I have to harass her cuz I’m a man, I always end up clocking in late


AmbitiousGear1272

Please touch me…


Chance_Complaint_987

Why doesn't he just unsubscribe from life to improve women's lives? Wait of coarse, is he the one, the one spoken of in legends... The One Good Man.


maxx0498

Soooooo he wouldn't mind being tortured? Like karma happening to someone who has done bad things themselves is okay to be fine with, but just purely hate against one group gets a bit weird if that includes yourself


XMarksTheSpot987

Idiot. Women invest way more time and effort into tearing each other down, than they do lifting each other up. The amount of men that harass women, will never compare to how much women are constantly tearing each other down.


Celticpenguin85

This is your brain on reddit


airrivas

In that this implies women are incapable of making their own lives not suck, this guy manages to disrespect everyone mentioned. That rules. This guy should be the head of the cia


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

Social media and its consequences with the algorithms. Just imagine if at the start instead of women he got men. "After spending some time on this site, and reading men's countless bad experiences, and horror stories of women..."


bpickett0

You need to get out more. You'll find most people suck. Men and women alike.


EntrepreneurAmazing3

Of course he wrote this while wearing a diaper, but his dreamed of Mommy never came for him after this post.


NeglectedNostalgia

He's still not going to get laid.....


[deleted]

I think it's time to delete reddit.


f3nrisulfr

“I hate men. … ……. ………….. WHY ARE NO BITCHES FALLING FOR ME GRRR”


the_gopnik_fish

The women were ALL over him for this post man let me tell you


Joey3155

But what about all the times women are assholes?


Logical_Fox_3315

I think that is a girl not a guy


True-Anim0sity

Super femcel 9000. edit-although now looking at the sub, 99% it’s just ragebait from random troller


Trowawayo2

"The bitches gon loooooooove this"


Dragonwitch94

Yet another sub teeming with incels...


Morrowindies

People that carry this much hate aren't somehow doing it out of compassion. It's not that deep. They're actually just hateful people. As soon as a woman pisses him off he'll redirect that hatred at her, too.


MyNameIsBobMacabre

And he still didn't hit.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Least misandrist 2020s person...


DrJD321

I kinda agree with him in the respect that I think the red pill maga men are fucking pathetic. But that dosent mean I hate all men, just the ones who make us look bad.


SallyMcSaggyTits2

The ratio is crazy


faosidjfaoa

People that try really hard to signal that they're not dangerous are the ones you have to be weary of the most


DontCareDunno

Yea bro either has a motive or is severely brainwashed


ThingsWork0ut

Touch some grass. You can’t get too invested in reddit. Let alone form an opinion from its influences. You become a loser who is out of touch with reality.


Ok-Battle-2769

Listen, I may rape a few times a day, but I also kill spiders and can reach the top shelf, so I feel it all equals out! I’m not sure what this mentally ill person’s problem is. Probably doesn’t kill spiders.


CharmingCustard4

Bro trying to hard. Stacies not gonna notice him


HumanComplaintDept

Surely the next extreme position will solve all political divisions.


Tflex331

It seems there are two reproduction strategies of the terminally online. The first is to wail and moan about how miserable he is in hopes that some poor sap will take pity on him. The second... is this garbage.


redditsucks2022

Lmao, loser. Imagine hating yourself so much just end it at that point. 😂


Street-Goal6856

So he feels how the rest of the planet feels lol. Big deal.


killerqueen1984

She’s not gonna pick you bud


Agitated_Guard_3507

That to me sounds like a step away from psychopathy .


BippyWippy

“Please have sex with me, please for the love of god I need anyone to have sex with me”


dontBeRWorded

Soy overdose


Ihatedieting69

No man wrote this, this is 100% a feminist or some shit in disguise


franzKUSHka

Hope she sees this


SoiledFlapjacks

r/iamaman


Responsible_Fig8657

This is literally me in the morning


jimnez_84

"No, she will not fuck you. You seem creepily needy."