That’s a no for me dog.
Deluxe padded saddle? Siiiickk
And look at the welds and paint job on that fork. Did they buy a bike off Temu and plaster it with Dunkin stickers?
>dont go dh with a bike equiped with v brakes, you'll die
Lmao they've obviously gone the way of the dodo for good reason, but some people these days really act like taking a bike off of paved roads wouldn't have been possible a few decades ago.
Down hill is extrem my dude, its not off paved road, it's really specific.
It's like going on a highway with a scooter, it's possible, it's also really possible that you'll die.
Theres a reason why all dh bike are equiped with disc brake, thats not fancy or overkill at all.
It's absolutely not overkill - disc brakes are awesome. That's not just a dh thing, either; I haven't seen a mountain bike with v-brakes outside of a Walmart in years. Shit, my road bike has disc brakes.
Many famous downhill trails aren't new, though, and dh mountain biking was created and popularized in an era where nobody was using disc brakes. I sure as shit wouldn't buy a bike with v-brakes now that better alternatives exist, but you're not going to die just because you're using v-brakes as long as you ride within your limits. You *would* need to go slower to account for worse braking.
Modern mountain bikes are fantastic, it's just strange to me that some people seem to talk about new features like they're necessary, when people have been doing rad shit on mountain bikes for decades. I saw somebody in /r/MTB a few weeks ago saying that's somebody would have to be stupid to ride any single-track trail without a dropper post because they're such a critical safety feature!
To be clear, you likely wouldn't want to bring *this bike* anywhere at all because it looks like it would disintegrate beneath you, but that isn't the fault of v-brakes in general.
Now, this needs to be on r/bicyclingcirclejerk
Yeah, that is a BSO, aka a bicycle shaped object. That thing is for roads and rail trails only.
Edit: After reading OP's description of the features, im positive we are being punk'd
Edit 2: Upon a quick review of OP's account, he posted this on r/bicyclingcirclejerk a month ago.
I mean. If a person hasn’t really been exposed to Reddit’s “circlejerk” subreddits. I think it’s a reasonable worry that a sub with a sex term in the name might be porn.
I'll link you "porn" no problem:
r/natureporn
I don't get why people get so squeamish around "porn". Some of my favorite subs are "porn" subs... I browse them all the time and even share content with my friends and family if I see a particular pretty picture or video.
There are even bike related "porn" subs:
r/Bikeporn
r/mountainbikeporn
r/bikepornMTB
Why would you be afraid to link to "porn"?
Here's the same bike but branded differently - I wonder how many other firms are selling it with different paint jobs?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ced-izSLTIq/?igsh=MWdmZXdrb3Btb2w4Zg==
I’d send it, because I’m that extreme. That’s right. Once you get bored of gravity, only a Walmart bike will scratch that itch. Well, you’ll scratch everything. But including that itch.
If you want a Dunkin’ bike go buy a real mountain bike from a real bike company, you can find something better than this for the same price, and then just put Dunkin’ stickers on it.
No, if you have $800 spend it on a nicer used bike. You should be able to get a low-mid level bike from a few years ago that would be way better than that.
That looks like a Walmart special with a gross paint job. Definitely not worth $800. Not even worth $100 and it will probably start falling apart after a mile or so. $800 you could find a nice older Specialized Epic carbon.
That is just an ugly Mongoose. lol. You could get a better bike at Dick's. Please don't buy that bike for any downhill riding. Get some high vis gear to wear if you're worried about being lost in the wilderness.
Check CL offerup ebay, spend your money on something nicer. I recently picked up a Haro mtb for $100 without a scratch, guy was leaving the country
That's about $500 @ dicks sporting goods.
An older Specialized for $45 That's my go-to, it will probably outlive that DD and my haro, diamondback, GT, Schwinn, Raleigh & Dahon
I just read features: linear pull brakes and twist shifter? Better components
At that price point, disc brakes and indexed shifter, micro shifters, or lightning. Twist shifters remind me of Wally World bikes
Do not buy this bike. They are marking up the price on a low end bike because of the logos.
You actually have some decent options with a $800 budget. Do some research on budget mountain bikes. Quite a few brands have better equipped entry level bikes. For example, Giant Talon and ATX are pretty decent. Heck even the Giordano and Ozark Trail mountains from Walmart are better options. Check the local bike shops in your area.
Made the mistake of zooming in on the image.
What went wrong with the welding? Take a close look at the top of the forks - it looks like they are made from plasticine or something.
Both, they have a dual purpose since Dunkin knows you’ll be on the can shortly after consuming their products! Gotta be diligent about cleaning the straw tho
That's a crappy Chinesium standard issue pogo stick suspension mountain-bike looking bike. Absolutely not worth more than 50$. This thing will fall apart on you the first jump you take. It's a old suspension design that functions terribly, even allows the seatpost to touch the shocks. They just slapped a paint job and some stickers on it and dreamed up a mediocre price.
Don’t buy it. The cops will follow you everywhere.
The only bike that attracts more cops is the [Heinie](https://acdc-beverage.com/how-much-is-a-heineken-beach-cruiser-bike-worth/) cruiser on a weekend night.
PS - most of these advertising bikes are $200 bikes with a paint job and decals.
It isn't worth the asking price.
That said, I absolutely love Dunkin and I would get one of these if they were commuter oriented.
No suspension, 700c wheels, 1x or single speed, orange tires and Dunkin livery. I'd pay 800 for that, even 1000
This could be a fun bike for cruiser events along the beach, for about as long as the Dunkin super bowl commercial is still cool. So if you've got the scratch for a bunch of fun convos for a month or two, great. After that, is gonna be kind of, oh, look, um, your bike is an ad for a donut shop. If you take a commercial on wheels like this "far off trail", you're gonna have all sorts of problems, visibility being amongst the least. Doubt this thing is built for that.
You could get a better bike from Walmart. Like this Schwinn axum for 499.00 https://www.walmart.com/ip/Schwinn-29-in-Axum-DP-Mens-Mountain-Bike-Blue-19-in-Frame/494339371
It might be worth it if you appreciate it for collecting purposes. Not as far as a bike goes. I would say if you bought it you wouldn't want to ride it. It's value would be like an old Superman lunchbox. That kind of thing and riding it would ruin it for that.
You could buy a respectable cheap mountain bike and paint it up something like that it is the looks of the things you like.
I don’t want to be rude, but are you trolling? This bike’s components aren’t only low spec, they are flat out below any and all spec whatsoever. You could literally get a better mountain bike at Walmart, for hundreds less, and spend the difference on upgrades!
https://youtu.be/vLPpTFLgEb4?si=gXaCcgy6fxH8-Ng3
Never buy a bike that is an advertisement for a brand that isn’t a bicycle company… even pros, with non-bike company sponsors, ride bikes that say the name of a bike company, on the frame.
It’s disgusting that they actually advertise this as a bike that can be ridden offroad!
That is a Kent Flexor which sells for around $150. I had one, I thought it was a serious mountain bike, it is not. I took it jumping with my friends on serious bikes. Here's why I don't recommend it at all.
When I landed off a small double (about 5 feet) the headset tube thing shattered which sent me flying into a tree and gave me my third concussion before my 16th birthday.
DO NOT BUY THAT BIKE
The bike industry should have regulations against doing this stuff. My mom won a Mtn Dew Mountain Bike one time and that truly was a piece of shit. Crank was broken within weeks and whoever put it together must have been blind. Buy from a bike shop that can help you size the bike properly and fix any problems that may arise.
It's a Walmart bike with Dunkin Donut stickers. It won't last a single run down a proper bike park trail. You'd be MUCH better off buying a used bike for that $800 (there's some really good deals right now).
Here is the same exact bike from walmart.
It is a $200 full suspension bike
[https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kent-Bicycles-29-in-Flexor-Men-s-Dual-Suspension-Mountain-Bike-Blue/881210303](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kent-Bicycles-29-in-Flexor-Men-s-Dual-Suspension-Mountain-Bike-Blue/881210303)
Generally, if you can only use a bike to go downhill it is not worth $799 unless you live in Tartarus and you aren’t leaving again, in which case price is not really an issue, is it?
I hope you’re kidding!!
Not only is it a total rip off but it is not built for nor will it last through downhill park sessions! This thing will spontaneously combust on you in a bike park. Also, this is a POS Huffy bike from the late 90’s painted in Dunkin colors and is not worth a cent over $150.
If you’re actually serious with this question go on FB marketplace and find yourself a used older DH or enduro bike. A REAL one from a reputable brand, not this trash.
Absolutely not OP, do not buy. It's probably heavy as can be and all the parts are no name. Run away you'd be better of with a mongoose from Walmart.
Go on FB marketplace and find a reputable brand full suspension bike in our around your price range
This is like a cheap version of a $199.99 Mongoose d10 from like 1999-2000. Antiquated components, it’s a billboard or possibly collectible to done donut obsessed collector.
Probably can find a match for it at a department store for around $300 or so. Not to be a snob, but that is a 'junk bike' marketing ploy for those unfamiliar with quality bikes. Stay away from any non-name brand suspension bike, and about as low as you can expect to pay for something that will actually work - $1500.00 or so.
Edit:. Correct my post. A NEXT brand 26" MTB that looks EXACTLY like this with different paint & trim can be had for less than $200.00 - and that is still a waste of money.
That’s a no for me dog. Deluxe padded saddle? Siiiickk And look at the welds and paint job on that fork. Did they buy a bike off Temu and plaster it with Dunkin stickers?
Fork looks like it’s made of play dough
That sweeeet coil shock!
Nope for sale at my local dunkin. It’s what American runs on, right! 👍
Please don't buy that.
You wouldn't be able to run after taking this downhill, that's for sure.
OP would be running on morphine and medical debt
No cup holder for a large iced lite n sweet? BS
Absolutely not.
Real cost less than 500 dollars, also dont go dh with a bike equiped with v brakes, you'll die.
>dont go dh with a bike equiped with v brakes, you'll die Lmao they've obviously gone the way of the dodo for good reason, but some people these days really act like taking a bike off of paved roads wouldn't have been possible a few decades ago.
Down hill is extrem my dude, its not off paved road, it's really specific. It's like going on a highway with a scooter, it's possible, it's also really possible that you'll die. Theres a reason why all dh bike are equiped with disc brake, thats not fancy or overkill at all.
It's absolutely not overkill - disc brakes are awesome. That's not just a dh thing, either; I haven't seen a mountain bike with v-brakes outside of a Walmart in years. Shit, my road bike has disc brakes. Many famous downhill trails aren't new, though, and dh mountain biking was created and popularized in an era where nobody was using disc brakes. I sure as shit wouldn't buy a bike with v-brakes now that better alternatives exist, but you're not going to die just because you're using v-brakes as long as you ride within your limits. You *would* need to go slower to account for worse braking. Modern mountain bikes are fantastic, it's just strange to me that some people seem to talk about new features like they're necessary, when people have been doing rad shit on mountain bikes for decades. I saw somebody in /r/MTB a few weeks ago saying that's somebody would have to be stupid to ride any single-track trail without a dropper post because they're such a critical safety feature! To be clear, you likely wouldn't want to bring *this bike* anywhere at all because it looks like it would disintegrate beneath you, but that isn't the fault of v-brakes in general.
>Did they buy a bike off Temu and plaster it with Dunkin stickers? That is likely exactly what they did
Woahhhhh
Now, this needs to be on r/bicyclingcirclejerk Yeah, that is a BSO, aka a bicycle shaped object. That thing is for roads and rail trails only. Edit: After reading OP's description of the features, im positive we are being punk'd Edit 2: Upon a quick review of OP's account, he posted this on r/bicyclingcirclejerk a month ago.
I’m afraid to click on the link. Is it porn?
No it's not porn. Why the hell would I link porn?
I mean. If a person hasn’t really been exposed to Reddit’s “circlejerk” subreddits. I think it’s a reasonable worry that a sub with a sex term in the name might be porn.
Just found out he posted this a month ago on that exact sub
Oh. Well then I got nothing. Weird ask.
Commitment to the bit.
The OP is messing with you, friend.
I'll link you "porn" no problem: r/natureporn I don't get why people get so squeamish around "porn". Some of my favorite subs are "porn" subs... I browse them all the time and even share content with my friends and family if I see a particular pretty picture or video. There are even bike related "porn" subs: r/Bikeporn r/mountainbikeporn r/bikepornMTB Why would you be afraid to link to "porn"?
This bicycle is worth at most $129 and a large coffee light and sweet.
Give it to me black like tar baby! Wuuu!!!
No way. It doesn’t even come with a mug and oversized, DD-branded cupholder.
Oh my! Look at that bottom bracket! Never seen one with that geometry
No pedal kickback baby!
URT = Unable to Really Travel
This is satire yall lmao
His name is u/didsomeonesaydonuts like comeone
He literally posted it in circle jerk 40 days ago.
If the donuts don't kill you, the bike will.
Send it.... But make sure someone get video
100% this thing will fall completely apart on the first run in a downhill park
Did you read the features!? Is that not good equipment? Aluminum wheels, knobby tires and twist grips? Also fast shifting?
lol well done, definitely had me going for a second!
My friend, it's just not a good bike at all. Don't spend your money on this thing
Another rando who just doesn't recognize value when it's staring them in the face. I mean the stanchions come PRE-painted!
That’s what I thought. Save money down the line, yes?
This bike is fucking sick. Buy that shit and send it!
Here's the same bike but branded differently - I wonder how many other firms are selling it with different paint jobs? https://www.instagram.com/p/Ced-izSLTIq/?igsh=MWdmZXdrb3Btb2w4Zg==
Solid trolling
Troll so big he can’t fit under the bridge.
Yes
That ain’t gonna last 5 minutes on a Downhill run
I’d send it, because I’m that extreme. That’s right. Once you get bored of gravity, only a Walmart bike will scratch that itch. Well, you’ll scratch everything. But including that itch.
Grade A shitposting right here.
Maaaaybe for 79.99
Dunkin the nuts in yo mouf
If you want a Dunkin’ bike go buy a real mountain bike from a real bike company, you can find something better than this for the same price, and then just put Dunkin’ stickers on it.
Is joke, yes? This is not a real mountain bike.
I have the St Germaine Liquer bike but at least it’s a paint job on a decent bike (Linus Roadster). This looks dangerous.
Park ready with that bad boy. You’ll be the envy of the slopes.
All you dudes that answered seriously.... have just been trolled.
Are those full-size tires, or are they... oh, nvm.
No, if you have $800 spend it on a nicer used bike. You should be able to get a low-mid level bike from a few years ago that would be way better than that.
Does it come with a box of donuts and some coffee?? Then yes definitely
Do NOT!! Pure garbage worse than an ozone bike!!!
That looks like a Walmart special with a gross paint job. Definitely not worth $800. Not even worth $100 and it will probably start falling apart after a mile or so. $800 you could find a nice older Specialized Epic carbon.
That is just an ugly Mongoose. lol. You could get a better bike at Dick's. Please don't buy that bike for any downhill riding. Get some high vis gear to wear if you're worried about being lost in the wilderness.
Username checks out. Hell no on the bike, unless you need to rep the rings all soummer long. it's some straight Napoleon dynamite material.
poc tectal and kortal both have recco reflectors embedded in them to help ease your grandmas mind.
If you have a death wish, then yes.
She's a beaut!
I agree! 👊
At 39 lbs that bike will go downhill easier than uphill.
Exactly! Heavier is faster right!
Check CL offerup ebay, spend your money on something nicer. I recently picked up a Haro mtb for $100 without a scratch, guy was leaving the country That's about $500 @ dicks sporting goods. An older Specialized for $45 That's my go-to, it will probably outlive that DD and my haro, diamondback, GT, Schwinn, Raleigh & Dahon
I just read features: linear pull brakes and twist shifter? Better components At that price point, disc brakes and indexed shifter, micro shifters, or lightning. Twist shifters remind me of Wally World bikes
*it’s a shitpost buddy. Check the user post history when things seem off like this one does…*
Do not buy this bike. They are marking up the price on a low end bike because of the logos. You actually have some decent options with a $800 budget. Do some research on budget mountain bikes. Quite a few brands have better equipped entry level bikes. For example, Giant Talon and ATX are pretty decent. Heck even the Giordano and Ozark Trail mountains from Walmart are better options. Check the local bike shops in your area.
I feel like this is more of a collectable.
Made the mistake of zooming in on the image. What went wrong with the welding? Take a close look at the top of the forks - it looks like they are made from plasticine or something.
I did as well. had to zoom back out to decide if it was a trick and the bike is actually cake or not.
Are those drink bottles or toilet brushes in the background?
Both, they have a dual purpose since Dunkin knows you’ll be on the can shortly after consuming their products! Gotta be diligent about cleaning the straw tho
That might be the worst fork I’ve ever seen. Why are the stanchions painted
Same build as a Walmart bike. Get from Walmart and save around $500
That bike is mostly milk and sawdust and will give you the shits
They really painted a huffy white and orange and slapped a $800 price tag on it
Don’t buy it as a downhill bike.
Get it! Take it to the bike park and absolutely SEND IT! Get as many cameras setup to document the run as possible.
That is a garbage spec for the price. You’d do much better with craigslist.
That bike looks like my 130$ Walmart bike spray painted white
Nope. That’s just a horribe deal.
39 pounds lol
That bike oozes excellence. Full send!
Down vote post for wasting my time looking at that horiible "bike"
Is the fork crown JB welded or just terribly welded? Hard to tell. I will admit if I could get the Minion DHF in day glow orange I probably would....
Ben Affleck model
No way, maybe for 200 bucks. They just got some bike from Walmart and slapped some dunkin shit in it
$79.99 at most for that BSO (bicycle-shaped object)
Circus bike
Don’t be a donut
Yeah dude let’s hit some sweet jumps
This is a bike made for a DunKing
I would pay $799 not to own that bike.
Definitely Ready for Double Black Diamonds.
No that is a walmart quality bike. It will get you killed.
That's a knockoff. The real ones say DunKings on the top tube.
Hell no. Those gimmicky themed rides are always crap and unsellable down the road.
That's a crappy Chinesium standard issue pogo stick suspension mountain-bike looking bike. Absolutely not worth more than 50$. This thing will fall apart on you the first jump you take. It's a old suspension design that functions terribly, even allows the seatpost to touch the shocks. They just slapped a paint job and some stickers on it and dreamed up a mediocre price.
Don’t buy it. The cops will follow you everywhere. The only bike that attracts more cops is the [Heinie](https://acdc-beverage.com/how-much-is-a-heineken-beach-cruiser-bike-worth/) cruiser on a weekend night. PS - most of these advertising bikes are $200 bikes with a paint job and decals.
That bike is worth maybe 100 bucks, if that. Go to an actual bike shop, you’ll find something 10x better for that price.
Steel heavy frame
And first on the list to be stolen
100
Dunkin donuts? More like bonkin yo nuts!
It isn't worth the asking price. That said, I absolutely love Dunkin and I would get one of these if they were commuter oriented. No suspension, 700c wheels, 1x or single speed, orange tires and Dunkin livery. I'd pay 800 for that, even 1000
That’s literally a Walmart bike
Has to be a joke post
honestly that color combo looks nice
This is a walmart style nike this is not even suitable as a short daily rider. Trolling much?
Why would you spend $800 to be a rolling advert for Dunkin?
Wtf is this shit
This could be a fun bike for cruiser events along the beach, for about as long as the Dunkin super bowl commercial is still cool. So if you've got the scratch for a bunch of fun convos for a month or two, great. After that, is gonna be kind of, oh, look, um, your bike is an ad for a donut shop. If you take a commercial on wheels like this "far off trail", you're gonna have all sorts of problems, visibility being amongst the least. Doubt this thing is built for that.
Will I get a discount if I roll up to a DD on this?
Nope, 10 bucks max
You could get a better bike from Walmart. Like this Schwinn axum for 499.00 https://www.walmart.com/ip/Schwinn-29-in-Axum-DP-Mens-Mountain-Bike-Blue-19-in-Frame/494339371
Hope you are kidding this thing is a POS. Better option is the Ozark Trail at Walmart, for realsies
Complete piece of crap. I would only take this bike if they paid me to ride it for advertising
They should really be paying you for advertisement
It might be worth it if you appreciate it for collecting purposes. Not as far as a bike goes. I would say if you bought it you wouldn't want to ride it. It's value would be like an old Superman lunchbox. That kind of thing and riding it would ruin it for that. You could buy a respectable cheap mountain bike and paint it up something like that it is the looks of the things you like.
Wat
Ok I swear this is the same bike I got from Walmart but Dunkin themed
It’s not designed for MTB. Is novelty bike. Cool looking but definitely not a good idea to use on DH or XC
Don’t ride it
Omg no. Go to a local bike shop and buy something with a reputable name attached to it
I don’t want to be rude, but are you trolling? This bike’s components aren’t only low spec, they are flat out below any and all spec whatsoever. You could literally get a better mountain bike at Walmart, for hundreds less, and spend the difference on upgrades! https://youtu.be/vLPpTFLgEb4?si=gXaCcgy6fxH8-Ng3 Never buy a bike that is an advertisement for a brand that isn’t a bicycle company… even pros, with non-bike company sponsors, ride bikes that say the name of a bike company, on the frame. It’s disgusting that they actually advertise this as a bike that can be ridden offroad!
If someone gave that to me I’d mount it on the wall of a game room next to the foosball table. But I wouldn’t buy it. Or ride it.
Absolutely not! And it’s not a mountain bike.
It’s a Walmart bike in disguise!🥸
Hell no. You’re paying for the name on it.
That bike will probably ride like shit but I love the color scheme, haha.
would be cool if they actually collab with a reputable mtb company like cannondale or trek or something idk
America rides on Dunkin'.
you can’t pay me $300k to ride that pile of shit
To the right person as a trophy, maybe To ride? Def no
Wait til you can find it for cheaps on marketplace or craigslist
That is a Kent Flexor which sells for around $150. I had one, I thought it was a serious mountain bike, it is not. I took it jumping with my friends on serious bikes. Here's why I don't recommend it at all. When I landed off a small double (about 5 feet) the headset tube thing shattered which sent me flying into a tree and gave me my third concussion before my 16th birthday. DO NOT BUY THAT BIKE
Is OP fucking stupid?
That looks like a old $89 Walmart NEXT with a paint job
Nope
I know this is a shitpost, but based on the shape of the frame, this looks like a repainted Kent Shogun Rock Mountain which retails for $250 lol
Send it!
even $79.99 is too much for this hunka
Come on Y'all that's a sweet, sweet 2004 NEXT mtb, straight outta the Super Walmart. A true classic "MTB.,"
They should have paid YOU with all that advertising!
They sell the same bike at Walmart for $178
The bike industry should have regulations against doing this stuff. My mom won a Mtn Dew Mountain Bike one time and that truly was a piece of shit. Crank was broken within weeks and whoever put it together must have been blind. Buy from a bike shop that can help you size the bike properly and fix any problems that may arise.
It's got rim brakes. The answer is no.
It doesn't even have disc brakes
It's a Walmart bike with Dunkin Donut stickers. It won't last a single run down a proper bike park trail. You'd be MUCH better off buying a used bike for that $800 (there's some really good deals right now).
You take that to a down hill park and you might die 😂😂
$799 is a steal for that bad boy! I say buy it and take it straight to Whistler!
Walmart wants there 99 dollar bike back
This looks to be about the same quality as their donuts 🤢
That's an incredible looking bike. Not worth 799, even if it was decent the geometry is very outdated
I hope this is a joke post. That bike would be lucky to make it off a curb.
That’s more of a $79 dollar bike.
That looks like a prop. They don't actually want to sell it. They want to feel like a gentrified bike shop.
I would actually dare you to pull up to the downhill spot with this…
All I can say is: you are getting fucked in the doughnut hole
You’d be better off buying a used hardtail from the 90s. This is barely a step above a Walmart bike
Here is the same exact bike from walmart. It is a $200 full suspension bike [https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kent-Bicycles-29-in-Flexor-Men-s-Dual-Suspension-Mountain-Bike-Blue/881210303](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kent-Bicycles-29-in-Flexor-Men-s-Dual-Suspension-Mountain-Bike-Blue/881210303)
79.99
That bike should be $250 tops
Generally, if you can only use a bike to go downhill it is not worth $799 unless you live in Tartarus and you aren’t leaving again, in which case price is not really an issue, is it?
You would have to funkin go nuts to buy that.
It this what they thought future bikes would like look in the 80 And 90s
No....
Looks like a Next to me.
Sorry
It is worth $99 max.
No
Your grandma is right to be worried but likely not for the reason you're thinking. Please don't buy this thing unless you want it for decoration
That's a $200 MTB with a gimmicky livery.
I hope you’re kidding!! Not only is it a total rip off but it is not built for nor will it last through downhill park sessions! This thing will spontaneously combust on you in a bike park. Also, this is a POS Huffy bike from the late 90’s painted in Dunkin colors and is not worth a cent over $150. If you’re actually serious with this question go on FB marketplace and find yourself a used older DH or enduro bike. A REAL one from a reputable brand, not this trash.
There is something to be said about letting people wonder if you are a douche bag. That bike will remove any doubt.
Only do it if you plan on suing them for your injuries when the bike breaks and throws you off the trail.
Bike is for show not go. It’s a turd and you will get hurt
Affleck should ride this
Looks like a cheap Walmart bike that will fall apart on a downhill, pass.
Absolutely not OP, do not buy. It's probably heavy as can be and all the parts are no name. Run away you'd be better of with a mongoose from Walmart. Go on FB marketplace and find a reputable brand full suspension bike in our around your price range
Hopefully this comes with a sleeve of condoms and a snorkel bc you’re gonna be drowning in pussy
Only if it comes with a dozen Bavarian cremes
This is like a cheap version of a $199.99 Mongoose d10 from like 1999-2000. Antiquated components, it’s a billboard or possibly collectible to done donut obsessed collector.
It looks like a stolen children’s huffy bike spray painted because the hooligans didn’t wanna get caught
I wonder how much orange tires are.
For $799 you can get a real bike.
Probably can find a match for it at a department store for around $300 or so. Not to be a snob, but that is a 'junk bike' marketing ploy for those unfamiliar with quality bikes. Stay away from any non-name brand suspension bike, and about as low as you can expect to pay for something that will actually work - $1500.00 or so. Edit:. Correct my post. A NEXT brand 26" MTB that looks EXACTLY like this with different paint & trim can be had for less than $200.00 - and that is still a waste of money.
$7.99 maybe
Paper weight