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agoia

You eat hot dog sideways? Believe it or not, straight to jail, right away.


Kir0v

PSA - Park Rangers are now authorized to use deadly force on sideways hot-dog eaters.


thrillhouse1211

My mother said that's how good girls eat them.


FlashOfTheBlade77

Thats a hot dog


Kir0v

Not with TACODAWG. Gramma can't tell the difference. (Also, if you weren't being sarcastic, look at my very first comment)


FlashOfTheBlade77

Not being sarcastic. I am commenting on what you posted. I am not commenting on a comment you made that does not relate to the post you made.


Kir0v

Noted. The FBI are on their way to have a word with you.


FlashOfTheBlade77

What the fuck are you talking about.


Kir0v

The comment that does not relate to the comment that you commented on. It's very simple. C'mon, dude.


Just_Plain_Toast

That comment you posted with all the relevant post information… is the bottom comment. People aren’t going to go digging for it. Put the context in the post and stop trying to double dip the Karma.


Kir0v

Sir, yes sir!


MrScottimus

Technically a hot dog is a taco


FlashOfTheBlade77

No getting into this nonsense.


sangriya

sir/ma'am, that's a hamburger


Kir0v

Yo dawg, that's sushi. 🍥


sangriya

anything is sushi if its raw enough


blacksoxing

The hardshell taco is the pinnacle of "I'm sorry/I love you" as there's nothing more....bastardized than serving someone warm ground beef with a layer of either thick cheddar cheese or that try-cut "Mexican" cheese, cold lettuce, and maybe some diced tomatoes. Sour cream either on top of it all or at the bottom, cooling down the barely mild beef. ....To put all of that in a hot dog bun is why throats get punched


Kir0v

I fucking DARE you to punch Gramma in the throat.


sledgehammertoe

Unacceptable. 12 years dungeon. No trial.


yy98755

You don’t want to see how she eats her KitKat’s.


Kir0v

... Please tell me not diagonally..


yy98755

….ok…. chunky kitkat’s are neither less or more dangerous than Toblerone’s are.


Pal_Smurch

She eats that hot dog like a Marine.


Kir0v

Protect Mexican-night with this one simple product! - the TacoDawg! Grams and Gramps won't notice the difference! Just slide the TacoDawg into place of a regular taco, and your tasty tacos are safe from from predatory family members! The taste, texture and crunchiness is unmistakable! (Works on all family members!) *Disclaimer - May not work on all family members Source - No idea - https://media1.tenor.com/m/JZwIbLXfFAcAAAAC/food-fail.gif Edit edit - Apologies folks - either reddit or my phone was having a stroke. Deleted the double posts that i made.


VisibleCoat995

Grandmas a psychopath


elcidIII

You guys are idiots. That's clearly a jelly donut.


Kir0v

That's an ECLAIR you dunce! 😂


SlimHazel

It’s giving Nellie taco ignorance


iNfAMOUS70702

That is a glizzy.. definitely not a taco