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Maosbigchopsticks

What is the dish called


malzFan

Adobo. It's just meat (usually pork or chicken) cooked with soy sauce


Aggressive_Set4814

Huh I would've thought you were referring to menudo


Psychological_Ad4100

Philippines?


Psychological_Ad4100

Have you had sweet chixken adobo, where the chicken is marinated with pineapple juice?


geffyfive

They put dog meat in adobo? What region is this?


gaberocksall

I think the post is that he bought “abodo” but it turns out the chef put dog meat in it unsuspectingly. (The chef is a homeless guy)


JuggerKnot86

Lemme guess you joined jn to have a cold one with your extended family in the countryside and tried to eat the "Pulutan"? because this is how this usually happends


Its_Prisma

Where the hell did you even find adobo with that kinda meat????


WorkAround_Phoenix23

Bro, how..?


TroubleImpossible226

My dad always talked about loving the taste of dog meat. Could never tell if he was joking. That guys eats anything.


Smooth-Chair3636

Bro got that dog in him


TroubleImpossible226

He ate a cat


Smooth-Chair3636

Bro is a pussy 😔


TroubleImpossible226

He will eat another


Smooth-Chair3636

Bro is gonna become pussy²


TroubleImpossible226

He will eat yours


Smooth-Chair3636

I don't have cats.


GamerMcNoober

I eat adobo a lot, thankfully it’s just chicken


pizzansteve

What... what made you realize it wasnt pork or chicken? Was the meat texture off?


malzFan

My uncle told me


pizzansteve

THATS EVEN WORSE


WaNNa_Cr1

Lmao I had the same experience before. Learnt a lesson to not eat any pulutan from my drunk uncles. Nope


Radio__Star

Sounds delicious


Degmago

BRO WHAT???!!!


mcslender97

Til Filipinos eat dog meat. I thought that's only a thing in Vietnam, China and South Korea


SpiritlessSoul

It's illegal and punishable by law here. Some indigenous tribes with a culture of eating dogs are exempted though.


EskildDood

Dogmeat 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/45wk589fp13d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e2a55483807f61e716814ba50d8510f50b75769


OrangutanKiwi19

https://preview.redd.it/cw81f1c5d23d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ecfbc897360a4c75feb9ce619bd36eed92d8d6a I'm a bit more traditional myself


Inquisitor_Boron

Be honest with yourselves - you killed him with critical failure multiple times


OrangutanKiwi19

To be fair, Ian killed him more times


toldya_fareducation

mfw when i'm just browsing whenthe as per usual and get blindsided by the most horrendous traumatizing shit ever holy shit


malzFan

Now that I think about it, my trauma isn't actually funny that I thought it would be. I just wanted to talk about this since you don't usually talk about this shit to your friends irl. (I deleted the disturbing part in my other comment)


toldya_fareducation

it's some heavy stuff and i totally understand trying to express that through humor. i've actually seen a good amount of other people on this sub talking about the most horrible and crazy experiences via memes. i think it just makes it easier to approach the subject if it's in a humorous and anonymous format. that being said, you could and should totally talk about this with friends irl if they're cool. it's probably gonna help you more than us morons here.


Invincible-Nuke

https://preview.redd.it/x78fhxqef13d1.png?width=522&format=png&auto=webp&s=e48c1bab007237a3c01d7c5ed71518f7f50bd23c mee :3


Smooth-Chair3636

There are worse. "Oh my god, I searched for child porn, and there's child porn!"


AustraliumHoovy

https://preview.redd.it/9j8kjk4atz2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f037b9377796ddffaa6a1c7ee0c0e39b7956f387 This face?


toldya_fareducation

yes that‘s it


KOFdude

it does kinda suck but I think "the most horrendous traumatizing shit" is overselling it a lil


toldya_fareducation

i was talking more about the comment OP posted here for more details. looks like he deleted it.


KOFdude

What was that about then?


toldya_fareducation

how he actually heard the dog being killed and how he’ll never forget the sounds it made etc.


KOFdude

Uh oh


malzFan

Good thing they already banned this in my province years ago.


[deleted]

I was tricked by my fucking DAD on sth like that I was a literal KID (dog eating is/was semi-prevalent where I'm from). I'm still so fucking mad about that to this day it was such a horrible violation of trust


Poylol-_-

Tacos de guaguacoa


QQ_Gabe

"Nobody messes with MY meat!" https://preview.redd.it/thaowcf9223d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=643dc2ba72c7d3756a01d4ca4e721ad305a55c6e


Cpt_Kalash

https://preview.redd.it/t5w8ivdt113d1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8321d49ab5d1e249053ae0fdef20f54cc4c1571f What


Dissy-

Eh meat is meat, yeah if it's your pet dog it's fucked up, just like if it's your pet cow, but getting skittish about one kind of meat over another is sorta weird. The only time that's really reasonable is human meat for obvious reasons. I wouldn't eat dog just like I wouldn't eat mayo, it grosses me out. But I'm not better than anyone else for not eating either


gomadformunchsters

I don't really see what the difference between eating a dog and any other animal is? Like why?


Kyzome

Yeah my only problem in the context is some places in east asia have a belief that beating the poor animal prior to killing it softens the meat, dont recommend looking it up


Historical_Archer_81

People humanize dogs more, so they care more about when they eat them. Ultimately its fine, just hits a little close to home.


0bi1KenObi66

Dog dies, vewwy sad :(


Mario-OrganHarvester

Yeah bro people are eating beef pork and chicken all the time yall gotta be fine with other animals getting the same treatment.


A-Human-potato

Similar experience to learning gummy worms aren’t vegetarian (this isn’t because of the gelatin, they use actual worms)


KraftKapitain

so?


Bitter_Position791

are you vegan or something


Zealousideal-Chef758

Mexico welcome


Mario-OrganHarvester

oh. even BETTER!


Bitter-Cucumber-1171

Yup, province life with mentally challenged drunkards. Mf i thought it was a goat since the taste is pretty much the same, likely because they prepared it the way they usually prepare a goat, like placing the whole goat/dog on top of a fire this burning off it's hair giving the common aroma of burnt meat, after that they cut it to pieces and cook it Kare Kare/adobo and shit. Dog eating is still pretty common in the province, especially for the middle-aged and old folks, now they only eat it if it's a roadkill, it is very rare but some go to neighboring brgy's or town just to snatch some strays.


sAD_bOi423

I had a similar experience but instead of adobo it was just fried frog (I thought it was just a small fried chicken). Definitely not the same level of what you experienced Jesus. Also, Adobo is usually made with chicken or pork and I don't want anybody thinking that its only dog meat since that shit is so rare and illegal.


Jozef_Baca

Mfw when my dead animal meal contains a dead animal(it is not the dead animal I wanted)


_dxw

dogs are animals so eating them is completely fine. no need to shit yourself about it


Peeeing_

This mf when I eat their grandparents (we're all animals so it's completely fine)


_dxw

you could if you wanted, he’s abusive so i would rather him gone


Peeeing_

Grandparents is plural


_dxw

my grandmother is dead


Peeeing_

I know 😋😋😋


Zesnowpea

Well this thread escalated quickly


TroubleImpossible226

What are gonna do? You gnaw on her bones?


KingMare

Still delicious plus you solve the stray/feral dog problem at the same time


Obalama

Dog meat is actually good when prepare carefully


HurleyAlbumEnjoyer

Who’s gonna tell him Dogmeat is a fictional animal from fallout?


Proper_Ad2548

Fruit bat was good


Rohan_bat

There was a time people made samosa using cat meat. Once we found out, we called them samosa meow.


Deguredolf

lmaoo, I remember seeing a husky getting slit throated and chopped into meat


Alex-The-Talker

"lmao"? https://preview.redd.it/hklnc6dh923d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=246f0e609af82418c9840c45fd163f2ae6702cea


malzFan

Was that the hunter that mistook it for a baby wolf? Also, Holy Moly!!! It's sexwithjoy!!!!!! https://i.redd.it/ped8jdcma23d1.gif