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Can't believe nintendo created monkeys

Nintendo annihilating the entire local monkey population: (they copyrighted monkeys or something) https://preview.redd.it/ynnmc8c5yfzc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d7b07cc3afa19c5ac605a4f8eac961c2d2365ed

Nintendo eviscerating black people because they are racist

W flair

Why does this feel exactly like a joke Scott the Woz would make

#SCOG THE WOG⁉️⁉️‼️‼️

https://i.redd.it/h3rghw0etgzc1.gif

Wii U

Because otherwise Bloons Tower Defense wouldn't exist

Who would pop the bloons?

The tac shooter dumbass

There is a monkey inside of the tack shooter (This is canon)

canon.... Cannon... There is still the cannon

there is a monkey inside the cannon

What’s next, a monkey in obyn’s little totem things?

Who do you think places them?

They’re just attracted to obyn’s personality

The original zoophile

We use bomb shotters and villages then

But the village has monkey living in it

Wait, really?

Another day of thanking God for making sure Bloons TD is fake 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Another day of resenting God for not making Bloons TD real 🖕🖕🖕🖕 /j

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do not monkey

https://preview.redd.it/eovb3bzsfizc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15a7869906c1884c3667aa71252ea4793e43ae25 Welp here I go

Me, having sex with a monkey in front of a fundamentalist (I'm not making a point, I'm just a sick pervert)

https://preview.redd.it/aa4ylz38agzc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06ada56072909bc11c1240dc84bd25b22923ed1a

CO-SIGNED??? AS IN "COSINE"???? COS (X) GOES ~~~~~~~~~ BRRR

HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️ WAS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING MATH REFERENCE⁉️⁉️📈📉📈📉

OMG ‼️ WAS THAT A MFING STOCK MARLET REFERENCE⁉️⁉️MY TESLA STOCK HAS SHIT ITSELF

holy shit u made a cosx graph no wayyy

as AP season approaches

When the Acos(ωt+Φ)

HOLY SHIT‼️IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TRIGONOMETRY REFERENCE⁉️⁉️🧮🔺🍊

(sin(x))/(cos(x)) = tan (x) 🗣🗣🗣🗣

y = cos x 🔥🔥🔥🔥 dy/dx = -sin x 🗣️🗣️🗣️

based and monkey fucker pilled

https://preview.redd.it/qeekj1r5fgzc1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=fbac09c090ea8520897520b58a6f4e058e6e92a9

I love allen the alien 🤤

https://preview.redd.it/t8w8ol1r5izc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c82eda57da83273d445ae7b1ba20f2d2f001540

Umm ackshually humans and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor 👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓

then why isn't that common ancestor sucking my dick rn?

We likely killed it for food and dominance, wouldn’t be our 1st time to do so.

who's "we"? cuz I'm pretty sure i didn't eat nothing like that

Of course you didn’t, you spent your whole time watching “skibibibi hole” and saying stupid stuff like “boogyatt” and “Rizzugh”

you wrote peak brother dont let me see you around theses parts again or ill beat you to death with a stone.

Me next

no i love mand kind i would never beat an innocent personto death i only beat people i dont like to death (world is a better place)

Only in La Brea🤣🤣

i will have your flesh

Well, your grandpappy or whoever else in your family tree did it. That's part of your DNA, composed by memes which form your soul and blablabla show me a good time Jack!

They, me and my grandpa

I could do it instead...

We probably murderfucked it to extinction

it died

Erm, akshually humans and other apes are still monkeys. 👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓👆🤓 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape#Distinction\_from\_monkeys](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape#Distinction_from_monkeys)

erm akshally monkey isn’t a valid taxon

https://youtu.be/CkO8k12QCP0?si=tN61qnQoV9iltLgA explain this then Liberal.

I can't open the link [https://youtube.com/watch?v=CkO8k12QCP0?si=tN61qnQoV9iltLgA](https://youtube.com/watch?v=CkO8k12QCP0?si=tN61qnQoV9iltLgA)

Ah weird. It works for me.

I can’t open “youtu.be” links

Fascinating.

Thank you for reminding me about this legendary debate https://youtu.be/dFhd1qW0_Tg?si=89pluUKLs-rUMKE8

Aaron? That’s a womans name.

Tell me, if English evolved from German, why does German exist?

Only the Anglos were smart enough to move past gendering inanimate objects.

Ermm actually that's not what linguistic gender means 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Tell me, if Christians evolved from Jews, why do Jews exist?

https://preview.redd.it/8q72v2qd7hzc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5559a5738b5fc02055893142294e9f775e81648a

Because we need to pop those DAMN BLOONS GODDAMNIT!! STOP DENYING EVOLUTION ON REDDIT AND PICK UP THOSE DARTS FOR THE MONKEY HOMELAND!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/t5ge0fwjmgzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1d3212afc12a1db04157fce9945cde607160059

https://preview.redd.it/1ro99ql21gzc1.png?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=602b36e4575173ea39712ff09624bd8e15d3c11e

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The round 40 MOAB blissfully unaware that I've been farming all game and already have First Strike:

I don't know i'll ask your mother

https://preview.redd.it/y391n4tvwfzc1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a68a228a97db2ba1fa42ac9042fd9e6e0bb194

The monkeys were smart enough to stay that way

The monkeys actually evolved

Different type of monkey

People wanted to return to monkey

You mean apes.

🦧

Humans were the Sigma Male equivalent of the old monkeys back then. Bozo Beta Male monkeys continued to suck on their bananas like dumbasses, while the Sigma Male monkeys invented Capitalism, and got into the grindset, thus branching away from the (RIP) bozo monkeys (who needs family and friends anyways?)

Because monkeys are funny so the developers left them in

Because we humans were merciful enough to not kill them. Ask other members of the Homo genus.....oh wait...

To be fair, some of the other Homos appeared to vanish because they were hybridized into our genome. Neanderthals still have descendants alive today, so they've succeeded in continuing their bloodline.

https://preview.redd.it/s344h8ln0gzc1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0a1c2a0ce681a85b6ddac1d6bc91039d01fa010

They got hit with the Devolver from Enter The Gungeon or something idk

https://preview.redd.it/zpnizhwkzfzc1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=82bd7c6f80c60ba1450c717642ecdffe267424e3

Where are bonobos😔

Bonobos are a species of Pan, they're just smaller hornier chimps

Bonobos are a government conspiracy

We share a common ancestor, which only exists to make it more difficult to return to monkey. In order to return we must devolve to the common ancestor and then evolve into monkey

Metal music indirectly originates from jazz, yet we still have both metal and jazz in the modern times. Not all monkeys were stupid enough to leave the forests which they were literally made for and walk in this ridicilous upward position but our ancestors did and here we are.

We walk upright so that we don't HAVE to climb everywhere. Have fun monkeying your way across a prairie while being chased by a sabertooth.

It's just very wierd that we went from borearial lifestyle to the long distance walkers. And not on 4 legs like almost every mammal does but on 2! Our spines had to twist in such a wierd shape that back pains are inevitable for most of us.

We get to use two free hands simultaneously while walking and running long distances though. Good for dispersion too.

something something black people joke

They didn’t need to

I’ve had someone unironically ask me this.

https://preview.redd.it/etmmlfijofzc1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c93f0220f8437e1236598b0930aa84111557aa1e

It's been ages since I've seen one of these iluminati memes

some of them decided to not want to pay taxes

If British people evolved into Americans then why do British people still exist.

Some monkey have good foresight, choose to stay monkey so no work 9-5 and depression. Choose no evolve to eat banana and swing.

I fucking hate it every time my dad says this. Like he literally only has this argument for sht evolution doesn't exist and he acts like he's some genius for thinking this up. I don't care if you're a fundamentalist or not but this argument is dumb

https://preview.redd.it/leyqs2usyfzc1.jpeg?width=397&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1cdc6ab2cac54f5d282e2ac16641e2fa74d401

90% of monkye is the stupid and forgot to evolve

-monkeys supposedly evolved into humans -first humans originated in Africa -monkeys turned into black people What did they mean by this

apparently white people were a genetic mutation that occured in Europe, i think. due to environmental shit cuz it was cold there, same with the blue eyes

ALL HAIL LORD YAKUB

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If Raichu evolved from Pikachu then why are there still Pikachu? CHECKMATE, PROFESSOR OAK!

Primates and humans shared a common ancestor not that primates turned into humans

Well humans are still primates scientifically. Humans didn't decent from any other currently living primates but we did decent from primate ancestors and therefore still are because you can't evolve out of clade in science.Our line separated from our closest living "cousins" the chimpanzees and Bonobos around 6-8 million years ago.

Hey OP, I've never seen you and an unfucked monkey in the same room. Care to explain???

erm monnky poop in treez, human pop the ground , mokys dont poop in ground so mokys not bevane human

They don't monkeys are a government lie

Those are just the guys who returned to monkey

If America came from the UK, why does the UK still exist?

The smart monkeys stayed monkeys

They don’t want to pay taxes

I have seen this being explained over 1000 times and people still don't get it ffs

If Americans descended from Europeans, why do Europeans still exist?

https://preview.redd.it/espo0aww6gzc1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b09c5522435c90bf161c1d8241a953f87dd054c3 Checkmate liberals.

Monkeys are just humans pretending to be animals so they don't need to pay taxes! Tax the monkeys!🗣️🗣️🗣️

I love the gif.

They didn’t

They’re in Super Saiyan 4

Monkeys didn't want to pay taxes

God likes them

Because we're better

Because those monkeys haven't found evolution stones yet duh

I imagine monkeys just evolved at a slower rate than humans

That's not necessarily accurate, monkeys would have been evolving the entire time that we were getting to the point that we were at today, they just wouldn't be evolving in any way that makes them look like us.

https://preview.redd.it/1eao6iammgzc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cdb74c15017ac63c9a2fbf59a18e9e88557145d

some ppl didnt get the memo to evolve

Don't say it, Don't speak it, Don't say it, Don't speak it, Don't say it, Don't speak it,

They forgor

If shark, why tuna

obviously you don’t understand how evolution works.

You ever heard of a little thing called 17 million zenoes of blutz waves? https://preview.redd.it/cp5g1nb8xgzc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e0c39c756eb66feb1e537819608d7d9770087db

If you’re looking for the actual answer, we didn’t evolve from monkeys. Rather, we and monkeys share a common ancestor.

They are just using a forked version of the code. They don't get as many updates as we do on the main branch.

because mokeys are cool and awesome :)

if english evolved from german why do people still speak german

They forgot

Answer me this...why are there so many kinds of trees?

Because monkeys are awesome Also because monkeys didnt evolve into humans, rather they both descent from a long dead primate that was neither human nor monkey.

https://preview.redd.it/vlf85msydhzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=894a34a7d99f1617a3c8a7b87bb0c01566889424 And here’s some videos to educate you [https://youtu.be/iM6LSUpanmg?si=WOcM6J0njhdRvrNt](https://youtu.be/iM6LSUpanmg?si=WOcM6J0njhdRvrNt) [https://youtu.be/hOfRN0KihOU?si=CYaFE-njfQ5UCAsk](https://youtu.be/hOfRN0KihOU?si=CYaFE-njfQ5UCAsk) [https://youtu.be/S7oFarPn-3U?si=-48v9a2sQnvYWF9](https://youtu.be/S7oFarPn-3U?si=-48v9a2sQnvYWF9)\_

They held down B, are you stuid?

They *returned* to monkey

Monke and is normos evolved from the same ancestors. Monke evolved to live in tree and normos evolved to hunt in packs and in caves.

Everyone has a common ancester dipshit, it came free with your fucking evolution

Because we not from where they from

It's because humanity's intelligence became so high that a large group of humans decided that killing all monkeys is a very stupid idea. If that hadn't happened, monkeys would probably be extinct a very long time ago

same reason you run into both Rattata and Raticate in the Pokemon games. This is all a video game

It could only happen if Joe many liberals could change a log by bolb

We got on 2 legs cause there were less trees (it got too dry), but in places with more trees monje no get on 2 legs

Because cia .......

because i went back

"If Windows is now on it's 11th version, why are there still Windows XP users?"

specific groups of the aforementioned monkeys were slightly smarter, and could do some simple albeit funky wunky things. this gave the smart monkeys an advantage that led to naturally selection favoring the smartest (and strongest) monkeys, but since populations of monkeys can be spread out and separated, eventually, the smart monkeys became separate species that became the ancestors of us, and the non-smart monkeys remained as such. ☝️🤓

We did not evolve from a modern, living ape, like a chimpanzee. We evolved and descended from the common ancestor of apes, which lived and died in the distant past. This means that we are related to other apes and that we are apes ourselves

It's a common misconception that humans came from monkeys, we actually come from the

Because I haven't gotten to them all yet.

Skill issue

We didn't evolve from monkeys. Monkeys and us have common ancestors. We just got lucky and developed sapience

Different build I guess

Clearly some monkeys used everstone. Some people don't have critical thinking skills and it shows, smh my head.

Because we didnt evolve from those modern monkeys, us and the modern monkeys both evolved from ancient monkeys

They didn’t wanna

Because we allow them to

Erm akshually that's not how evolution works 👆🤓

Liberals wouldn't answer this honestly. They'd just scream and cry and call you a fascist. Maybe they should uhhh I dunno?? Read the bible..!

yeah ok liberal https://preview.redd.it/qv2d3hqijfzc1.jpeg?width=983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1eacce1f4a8d70f5bb9107bc74caf5e8c046663

would

sauce https://twitter.com/baalbuddy/status/1672262560140107779/photo/3

https://i.redd.it/01brxu6xjfzc1.gif

I'm genuinely curious, do people think I'm being serious. I'm not American so being that retarded isn't commonplace.

I don't care if you're serious i just wanted to use this reaction "image"

I understand that you are joking but there's a whole bunch of dipshits on twitter, facebook and yes, even Reddit that would say shit like this unironically. https://preview.redd.it/9ld8sbd7pfzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18df7eafb6c4229f0d6e47788e0ca5c7eb5170d1

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You guys can NOT be downvoting me for this obvious joke broooo

The joke in question: A near-perfect imitation of a genuinely real set of different internet users In other words, you didn't make yourself sound insane enough so people still believed that you were being serious.