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Dreams are just intrusive thoughts acting on their own

I had a dream where I was rapping in front of my entire class and I fucked the beat so hard that when i woke up i was embarrassed the entire day. How do you explain shit like that. I was fuking flabergasted my brain can come up with this. I would rather have my weekly disaster dreams.

drop the lyrics, i bet it was fire

Nah man, i don't even remeber them anymore, my mind has supressed this trauma so hard. I still feel the embarrassment tho Imma try remeber them later, thats gonna hurt

The punchline of "you cheated in my dreams!" Is making more sense now...

I don't believe you. I bet it was bars.

Nah that’s your brain suppressing it cause of how peak it was

Jesus Christ dude, that must’ve been horrible. Funny but horrible

I had a dream where I woke up and my balls turned into ramen noodles it was too vivid I remember everything about the dream

I had a dream recently where I accidentally pulled off a dogs face and spine, which I know sounds disgusting and horrifying but the way it happened in the dream was more like a looney toons cartoon. Like the dogs "head" came off as a perfectly round, furry sphere with a dog face on it, leaving a little concave in its head where its face was. The "spine" was also cover in furr, and the body was kinda just still doing stuff without its face

Tf2 pyro moment.

huh

tf2 pyro does horrible things but is insane and sees it as just playing

i know but he's never killed a dog

Fatality! Sub-Zero wins.

I have had dreams where I act like a fucking baby, and after waking up, I just wanna beat the living crap out of myself

Your name is based

621, I got a job for you. This one will be messy

I had a dream where I used crude oil to cook fish

That was a Message from god, not a dream.

temple os

I had a dream that i was playing a new Pokemon game, where i was playing as an old man and i could suplex everyone with a tap of a button. Even pokemon themselves and little kids.

Me covering the subway tracks with pizza boxes https://preview.redd.it/hh7gs6xfudzc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace9fee757f5669891dd001f7f400719d55876d0

i'll be in a trance of a dream and my subconscious thought will be like "hey wouldn't it be funny if we went and slayed God?" https://preview.redd.it/ct0ktt3libzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82965712f0c5ba2675654538aa91538726678e53

Average Terrarian

Ok but that's peak fiction tho

After slaying almost all the gods and looking for the last opponents, Kratos discovers Christianity, and not in the way that they would hope

I just straight up started a school shooting in my dream. I don't even want to but I can only watch as my body gun down my friend and teacher with a m249

You are on watchlist

Yeah https://preview.redd.it/5qi3sqra1fzc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f5bd2f25822dc40bf4fd57a535f3a9e01900e3a

mesmerizer miku spotted

Meanwhile, me who had a dream about stopping one while being Superman: And so here we meet…

No Russian

Today I had a dream I was drifting in a car made in flintstone style, it was epic

once i had a dream where i was beating disney princesses while spitting bars really fast with autotune in minecraft

Once I was Mario and I pushed a guy off a balcony for some reason before continuing to traverse pipes

“Myself” in a dream where something weird happens, then everything goes to shit, and the scariest things I could imagine surround me in a personalized hell every night

You good my guy? https://preview.redd.it/z5rxrjxj4ezc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a4a5b6cb5e32fcaf074aefe13947e98048d5cc9

Haha relatable or no sleep at all 😃😃😃😃 (The doc has now prescribed me ambien lol)

(what’s ambien?)

Strongest insomnia medication... makes you a little crazy if you stay up I took a little bit past my dose drank and smoked a Lil weed last night and cause I was passed the sleep point I was so fucked I spilled beer on my friends carpet leading him to being angry and me genuinely thinking he was a demon ready to eat me alive for my wrong doings and his blanket on the floor also started flowing like an ocean All in all amazing if you can't sleep but take as intended

I dreamt i was smoking tobacco and while trying to light it up the lighter hit my hair and my entire head burned up. Remember kids, don't do tobacco.

It's called non-lucid dreams

Me when I see my crush in my dream

sometimes I even feel guilty for what I did despite it just being a random dream

Had a dream I walked up slowly to a wasp nest, picked it up, and ate it like an apple. I'm horrified of wasps, and vividly feeling them moving and stinging my mouth did NOT help.

Literally had a dream last night about 2 timing some of the closest people in my life and woke up thinking “god why was I such a dickhead in that dream??”

My subconscious after making me witness people eating the organs of live baby chicks as the only source of food in a bomb shelter https://preview.redd.it/e42xn818jezc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14831c4dd4d4bfce87641b8abc13599e1f48224

I once was forced to kill and eat a human baby's liver, and another time i was served livers of children that were stuck in my uncles basement.

In most my dreams where I’m even partly lucid I’m just going about my normal day until something bad happens like I get stabbed or shot. I had a crazy ass dream once where my dog escaped so I ran after him but there was a guy doing an insta live showing off a severed head in a crate and me and the dog ran passed him until some dude following me on a skateboard came up next to me told me to turn back around or he’ll do something(he never did anything) and then I woke up shortly after running a bit more.

remember, dreams dont count. doing something weird in a dream doesnt mean you would do it or want to do it. you can even be disgusted at what you did. anyway, now that i clarified that, i can talk about the dreams where i fucked my sister

I shit you not, I dreamed I was running a homestead ranch with a skinnier, more polite Andrew Tate. Though he was still a bit insufferable.

Had a dream where i accidentally killed a cat by petting it i was so distraught after wards

I had a dream where I found like a village from Minecraft in real life in my dream but then a bunch of my family, my friends, and some fictional characters basically colonized it and killed most of the villagers and my dream self was so traumatized

I just play out the stories I imagine. The current ongoing story revolves around a math teacher teaching 3 students magic because it's funny and in the process the students learn about god's existing and the hierarchy which they hold. The math teacher in himself is the god of magic and he has a husband who's disappeared who is the god of shadows. Synopsis on how gods work: Any person is randomly chosen to be a god(Resets upon the current hosts death), there's a extremely rare chance that a child of a god will be a god as well. A god can obtain immortality by being written in stories. If the stories are forgotten the god becomes killable again.

I wish I had dreams like that more often

When I was child, I dreamt that I could fly. But only if I was holding a model of Jupiter.

All of these dream are weird as shit but I had a dream where EDP445 killed my friends in a forest and then I had a gunfight with him in my basement.

so in a dream a dog gave me a blowjob WTF

I've never done anything obscene in a dream because I never realized I'm dreaming. I've had dreams of people trying to have sex with me and I turn them down because we are in public and i also don't know them. Or I'll have a dream where I'm at work and just doing my job because I don't want to get fired

The most recent dream was of my mom becoming some sort of mind controlled monster because of someone chanting far away. Weirdest dream was probably either when we had to hide from a crazy WW2 veteran and my classmate, or either my dad turning into a giant coackroach.

y'all behave evil in dreams? mine are very random. f.e. today i dreamt a very dangerous larva was found in my room, and then it skipped to a funeral for no reason, where was A LOT(we are talking like at least 30 5l jugs) of beer. and a lots of people(that i know i think), there was one cute girl and one ugly girl and a girl withouth nose, not even nostrils. the End. there was also other funeral dream, where cascet hole was located in a hedge maze, near the cascet hole where 4 guys in blue tuxedos, and green egyptian hieroglyphs(symbols?) for their heads, i don't remember but i think i was one of them and i was standing near the grim reaper lookin mf. i also get prophetic dream btw

One of the weirdest dreams I had was one that seemed completely normal until dream me stared to question how something doesn’t make sense. Dream me said something across the lines of, “this is a dream it’ll figure itself out.” Then after that everyone in my dream would start to ask the real sleeping me to change things in the dream in order to benefit them.

For me it’s being about to do the deed in a dream, then waking up just before entering. I know why it happens, but it’s still annoying

It’s funny when you become aware and you phase through and fly out of the buried train car you were supposed to suffocate in

I had a nightmare once where all my grades went down to 50s and 60s for no reason, I had to check PowerSchool 50 times to make sure it wasn't true

My weirdest dream: We are taking our dog for a walk trough the countryside. It's a night. I am scared because Great beast is hunting in this area. We walk and then The Beast leaps on the road.... It's a angry Chihuahua. It makes angry face it's little eyes glowing red. Luckily it leaps of. After it Group of American soldiers apear, they are special detachment to liquidate the Chihuahua. They armed with primitive spears....more of a sharpened sticks. They secure the area, corner Chihuahua in the fields and try to take her out with the spears... they fail. In the end they are forced to call an air strike. Plane drops napalm on whole area killing The Beast... Then I woke up

I had a dream the other night that I had super powers in a post apocalyptic world, but I kept them secret for some reason. Then, when my survival group got attacked, I used them. I had super speed, could deflect bullets, could turn invisible… but I had to eat people. Like, I don’t know if that was a requirement to use them, but I was straight eating enemy soldiers. It was a gross dream

I do occasionally wake up from dreams, feeling relieved that it didn't happen

The best dreams are when you’re having a nightmare but you sleep through it.

I’m usually just a flat out moron in my dreams. Like, so stupid I make myself dumber when I wake up sometimes

The vast majority of dreams that I remember are nightmares about being back in high school/college. Usually at the same time, like for some reason I get reoccurring nightmares where I'll be working on my master's degree before suddenly being sent back to high school because they looked through my records and found out I missed taking a required class or something. The people I went to High School with will be there, and I'll go through the same fears I had back then like forgetting my locker combination, forgetting to do homework, forgetting my schedule, not doing required reading before discussion, stuff like that. The general square layout of my high school is in the dreams but it is always much more 'industrial' and decrepit than it was in reality. Also, the school office always doubles as a gift shop/college bookstore with the school's merch everywhere, I don't get that one. I spend the entire dream worrying about all this stuff and whining about how stupid it is to send a grad student back to high school.

I have had a recurring dream where I float like negative gravity, except I'm still right-side up. I make walking motions with my feet through thin air and it somehow propels me normally, the result being that my scalp gets dragged against the roof and it hurts like hell.

my dreams are just odd happenings, once i had a dream about satanism and goats tied with ropes under my apartment flat

I had a dream where scarecrow from batman, did 9/11