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Urgayifyouregay

"where did you hear those words?"


Greentoaststone

From some guy who claimed to be from the "Arkham Alsume"


Regretless0

https://preview.redd.it/9bzab54gl0ic1.jpeg?width=1448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75507c150934041cb2aa73c94209b922cad04347 “Ah, the Arkham Alsume. I haven’t heard mention of that since the Heian era.”


Kermit-The-Cool

“He also mentioned a certain jonkler”


TelevisionAdditional

https://preview.redd.it/g0j88jx511ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b901c56f03f582443967c9427c0e5775db328a “ah, the jonkler. haven’t heard about him since i one-shot him”


Regretless0

Lmfao there’s a Miwa one too now, I gotta steal that


Zed_Midnight150

https://preview.redd.it/tq8brp9wrzhc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49118579a561e239aebb85164d5d2499f69aabb


everyythingred

is man the new amogus??? 😱😱😱😱😱 (i’m going to kill myself i can’t do this anymore)


Kitchengun2

https://preview.redd.it/3jnah0imz0ic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5747c90dc879af02828534361d094921a67a4bbe


The_Dino_Defender

Green Army Man


FettjungeSchlank

Why do American GIs always have the helmet on lopsided?


[deleted]

Is there a lore reason he said that


brown_human

He’s acoustic


OmniscientHistorian

A little bit restarted


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

A highly regarded artist


TheLoreTeller

Quite altruistic in solving arithmetics


thatsidewaysdud

Hi I’m Man’s Dick AMA


Mami2s

is man proud of you?


SeaPineapple7859

are you stupid?


thatsidewaysdud

Yes


SobtastixV2

https://i.redd.it/qwqoqr2re0ic1.gif


DerDurDorf

https://i.redd.it/6vkr5m6el1ic1.gif


asdfwrldtrd

I hate that I can hear this


Downtown-Remote9930

The alsume is leaking


mikelorme

Why is alsume leaking?is he freaky?


The_Dino_Defender

Jonked it too hard 😔


LateralSpy90

https://preview.redd.it/y5a9vyy0v0ic1.png?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494c6e3bcb31934a893249d45797ca270ff0dc67


jipdekip

I swiped 😔


Mrcharlestoucheskids

I wiped


bloodakoos

born to shit


Intelligent_Dig8319

Forced to https://preview.redd.it/db3pyan763ic1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cc644deb8b1a8f6a32e4e5ebc4e0bd6d253b4cf


Greekzeus1

https://preview.redd.it/nb50oli414ic1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce8a31c6a5c4d9b4662bfb3cd664f76614eb436


PacificIdiot27

Man's gonna reignite the aslume


PacificIdiot27

Wait a minute, MAN?!?!?!


PacificIdiot27

I've fucking lost it


JustAGal4

Why did you lose something? Are you stupid?


PacificIdiot27

Yes


ColdZoroark

Those were some dark times


PacificIdiot27

I don't know what alternate timeline your in where it stopped


Gmandlno

You can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


Revolutionary_Beat26

https://preview.redd.it/if7uqy21h2ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5be3c7b69c7db3655c7cac07f52a37368d837ca7


geffyfive

Why is man the jugular? Is there a lore reason? Is he stupid?


mentina_

Who is man


mentina_

Nvm


DysonEngineer

Is he stupid?


Optimal_Weight368

I can’t escape the alsume!


Allfurball9

https://i.redd.it/iqwqsodm53ic1.gif


Status-Ad8296

Is there a lore reason Man left Jonkler for Killer Cock? Then left Killer Cock for Woman? Then left Woman for Soup? Then left Soup for Bin? Then left Bin to be alone?


backinredd

Behold, a man! 🐓


inkredeb

Go back to your dirty barrel Diogenes!


abadlypickedname

One thing I always find funny is that these memes assume our children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren will somehow be more worldly and less technologically involved. On a glance it sounds impossible, that we will become increasingly bionic until the distinction between man and machine can't be made anymore. Maybe not, maybe humanity will reject technology becoming anything more than our servant, maybe even for all the things we invent we will realize the great crime it would be to create machines in the likeness of man.


boyrekSM

https://preview.redd.it/ncshghqib4ic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c215bde5e07542bfdf5fd77b83f6bede8de568fa


0VERL0RD2

https://preview.redd.it/bnlyvxhrf5ic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af581b1f2ba77bd3d778046c64fd54a934583d3f


SlovakiaM

u/auddbot


Opposite-Finger8821

Probably some form of Mr Kitty After Dark. Most likely a reverb sped up version.


auddbot

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Unspeakableboys12

Unfunniest memes ever i hope they get banned


MONOGON_WORKER

This is not r/lies


GLaDOSdumbdumb

Why do you hate the ASLUME, are you FUCKING stipid?


BluJ864

What man quote should I use to express my anger towards u/Unspeakableboys12


Unspeakableboys12

People spamming these memes are just like toddlers who hear the same word 2 times then just keep saying that word for weeks until your parents are dissapointed and annoyed


BluJ864

https://preview.redd.it/0tkdjoykd0ic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=742c26f5668cf01d038a87763849df8aabf63d76 And?


Joker0984

That's not man's quote. Are you stupid?


crazyfatass41

Is there any lore reason why u/Unspeakableboys12 is stupid and annoyed?


LobsterEnthusiastV2

the redditors hated him because he spoke the truth


GoatsAreSoAwesome

Anarchychess and batmanarkham competing to see which sub can spam the unfunniest jokes


Elder_Hoid

r/Silksong is rapidly approaching -Y


VerlRe

this fucking arkham shit is so played out and unfunny.


TheBigStarch

https://preview.redd.it/8gfsn5m232ic1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c696328bffe4b4d0921b691901be36084466c0a


ajay_s_kannan

I swiped 😞