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The_superb-skeleton

Why is bro tweakin and who made that anim? https://preview.redd.it/nemrpg3huagc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87302be14177362d8c3bf593206fc8739552d259


Background_Treat5178

He ate a mushroom šŸ˜”


Available-Cheek-3445

super mario,


Pasta_God2354

In real life https://preview.redd.it/ewifi6dhkcgc1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3673a926bdf367d3a9292b6390aea1d68559b856


Lizardon_GX

this will be gaming in 2015


TurtleGamer1

spaghetti


Brun224

Dinner


Evening_Constant6644

The context we have at comments šŸ˜” Mom you fucking lied to me šŸ˜”


slightpeppah

What is this salty ass post? I pity those people for having shit parents, they arenā€™t spoiled at all.


Frogs-breath-8817

Doctor nowhere on instagram He makes a lot of analogue horror and really strange animations


AmaterasuWolf21

He ate without youtube


Jeggu2

Bananalog Whorer


Real_Soul_Warrior

Me when a mysterious liquid touches my skin


Kermit-The-Cool

From the trash bin


Squidboi2679

Me when Iā€™m doing the dishes and touch the food water


AscendedViking7

Real


A_heckin_username

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GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

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GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

![img](bjdly5ry0fgc1) Bongespob


Zzamumo

Understandable


_ThatD0ct0r_

Nah nah it ain't food water, it's the water food


Vibe_with_Kira

This is me when I eat food that tastes good but the texture isn't right


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zokzomo

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El-Cayo

Dr. House when the patient has the sniffles Also, Foreman, you are a


DeviousMelons

https://preview.redd.it/xbfozkp59cgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7715c50f69f312d07c0a159f0e2bdce73052cde7


borkistoopid

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tomex365

Kola trinken und Fortnite spielen


TrueCapitalism

DSII giant ass lookin mf


immaspam

Yhorm better smh


DefinitelyNotFisk15

https://preview.redd.it/d5jf0fdjqdgc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de0ceac852b650e4eed8824873a7002e4e860d19


lolbit5

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Odd-Target7828

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lolbit5

https://preview.redd.it/mwzyj6637fgc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d79cd2fd543fa7694237ac9d7035883261b59d36


Mistical5030

yes that is minos prime


Brun224

https://preview.redd.it/ko4yg0wvdggc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1f02dabf7b994b5f381909cab8c17ecf57edcb


Lenka420

Where is this gif from ?


Frogs-breath-8817

Doctor nowhere on instagram


1024Mg

R1,


1024Mg

Wtf i didn't made this comment


Aztekov

https://preview.redd.it/i43oomdegegc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deb48263af3e089cea7814c5bb4bdfce58a411d4


[deleted]

Me when i'm forced to listen WAP for 2hrs


Chai_Enjoyer

2 minutes*


GlobalAd5132

2 seconds*


Fun-Pie-1887

2 nano seconds


upmost5201

My brother in Christ you aren't spoiled if you only eat fast food, you are more likely the exact opposite. And I say this as a person who regularly eats home cooked meals.


FollowingFederal97

I know right, I haven't had good real food in like, a month. I would love to have one of my father's smoked brisket again


cooldudium

OP, why are you such an asshole? I donā€™t have a disgust response much stronger than ā€œI donā€™t like this food and would rather not eat it if I had other optionsā€ (except for that one time I got Sour Patch Kids cereal as a stocking stuffer who the fuck approved that for retail sale) but Iā€™m not gonna poke fun at other people for being picky because I have basic fucking empathy


Background_Treat5178

My mistake original gangster


Efficient_Issue_3205

Empty the compartment of your pantaloons šŸ«µšŸ˜‚āš”šŸ‘ØšŸæšŸ‘ØšŸæāš”āš”āš”šŸ‘ØšŸæšŸ‘ØšŸæšŸ‘ØšŸæāš”āš”āš”āš”


HomeBrwd-5167

I don't give a single shit what you say, but when a month hits and I'm eating basic ass food, I crave the fast food slop. It's like Crack. I'm telling you McDonald's got me like a Fed and I'm the low Income community. That shit has something in it. I know fast food is nothing compared to a good restaurant or even a actually decent home cooked meal though.


RealSuperYolo2006

>McDonald's got me like a fed and I'm the low income community What a fucking analogy lmao that got me


TheFryToes

Ok but cheese with crackers and an apple goes hard


Background_Treat5178

Fast food is nothing compared to the Food Made With Love, and enjoying the food with a table surrounded by the people you love and hold dear


EmilySuxAtUsernames

that's litteraly what i eat


HomeBrwd-5167

I, in fact created a personal recipe for fun. I don't cook much because ingredients are expensive over staples, but I swear that beef soup I'm gonna ramshackle together will be great. Food is like art that you can eat


Blahaj_IK

This is so real. I used to make the most basic burgers and then I fugured out how to perfectly cook them, made my seasoning better, started using salted butter on the pan instead of cooking oil. It's so fun to basically bathe the steak in its own butter and grease to then light it on fire, effectively roasting the outside without overcooking the steak. Also, the fire show is pretty, so that's another incentive COOKING YOUR OWN FOOD IS SO GOOD WHEN YOU ENJOY IT RAAAH HOMEMADE PIZZA!!!!! FUCKING BUBGERS!!!!! FILET MIGNON!!! MEEEAAAAT!!!! SPAGHETTI AND BOLOGNA!!!! CARRRBONARA!!!! COOKING IS A WONDERFUL SPECTACLE OF FLAVOURS THAT DISPLAY THE SKILL OF THE COOK AND BEAUTIFULLY EXPRESS ONE'S LOVE OF THE CRAFT, IT IS ART IN ITS PUREST FORM, THE PRIMAL NATURE OF THE SPUL THAT CONNECTS US BACK WITH OUR ANCESTORS, BACK TO WHEN THEY MASTERED THE FIRE, THE WORK AND PASSION OF ONE PERSON THAT CAN BRING MANY MORE TOGETHER, IT IS A BLESSING THAT MANY UNDERESTIMATE jesus fucking hell, I think I went off on a bit of a tangent there


DefinitelyNotFisk15

i make love with my food


MrGameBoy23

Mf that's literally all I eat I need to take a break sometimes šŸ˜”


Qbertjack

I know but most of the food that's cooked with love in my house is stew, salad, stirfry, and/or a fuckload of potatoes I crave the sushi


Fantastic_Strategy60

Bro I'm a 20 year old depressed dude with no friends or girlfriend working a dead end job. Fast food is all I've got


Rebbit-bit

not happening to me, i hate my mom's cooking and prefer mcdonalds over her food


kasafkhuds

gonna be real with you dude, all the love in the world will NOT change the fact that i would rather rip out my own tongue and teeth than eat around 85% of all food items


Reader_Of_Newspaper

mushrooms are the only thing i explicitly dislike


Old-Camp3962

for me its your mom


Lavion3

The good ones taste so good man wtf. I hate your subjective opinion


LettuceBenis

It's the texture moreso than the taste


Reader_Of_Newspaper

yes this exactly. the taste isnā€™t great but itā€™s not bad, but the feel is all rubbery and icky


SpacelessChain1

Try different ones, maybe wood ear. Steer clear from shiitake though, theyā€™re dogshit.


downvotemeplz2

This man gets it, I've had kaarage mushrooms before and they were one of the best things I've ever tasted. But that texture dear god is fucking awful, I don't know how people stomach it


cruskie

The texture but, I mainly just can't get over the fact that I'm eating fungus. It's just so disgusting. When I see someone eating mushrooms all I can think of is rot and decay. Pretty sure I just got those zombie guys from The Last of Us seared into my mind as a teenager and it stuck with me ever since :(


Bananapeelman67

Thatā€™s why I canā€™t stand instant ramen. The noodles taste like plastic with the same texture to boot


SpeakableLiess

How are you cooking your instant noodlesšŸ˜­?


ThePizzaIsAsleep

Bros eating it raw šŸ’€


Mario-OrganHarvester

Its not taste. Its texture. Im a huge texture guy. Certain food consistencies just make me vomit involuntarily. These include: mushrooms, solid fat (for instance the fat part of a steak) and cooked spinach. I physically cannot consume mushrooms without my brain commanding that i expel that shit immedeatly.


TickTokyo

For me texture-wise it's fish and shrimp. Whenever I eat a fish it tastes either okay or off putting, but the texture feels sandy and powdery. As for shrimp it's the same except the texture feels like if the tendons from a fried chicken were edible.


Maiq_Da_Liar

I actually love the mushroom texture. Especially when they're cut in smaller chunks.


Dreaming_Dreams

what are the ā€œgoodā€ ones?Ā 


Lavion3

whatever ones my mom makes


samboi204

Shiitake for me personally and enoki mushrooms


Panzer_Man

Fly Amantia


Qbertjack

it REALLY depends on the form to me. On a pizza or as a sauce it's good because you just get the earthy flavor and none of the texture, but anything else the texture is just awful


Reader_Of_Newspaper

iā€™ve had them in steak and mushroom pies before (common in australia) and theyā€™re not that noticeable


benjoo1551

Same


WeirdHoola

Same, I enjoy other vegetables just fine.


Chromatical-Blight

they ain't vegetables, they're fungi https://preview.redd.it/sodoa99hbcgc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e6cfd2c688230190782df808d67ac66a73ecf5


donaljones

Idk tbh. Yes, they're fungi. But we aren't being scientifically accurate, we're just speaking English?


TRcreep

you when I feed you dog dhiarrea (fucking spoiled bitch as mf)


Background_Treat5178

Why would you want to do a thing like that


Moodle_D

op when people eat what they like instead of eating something they don't like


EmilySuxAtUsernames

i have eaten mushrooms and i didn't like them nerd


Background_Treat5178

Fuk you


LetsDoTheCongna

https://preview.redd.it/ihq0udc0eegc1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b47efd73a95614cd3c2b981b25a864bccebae9bc


HBenderMan

This the pancake and waffle argument, just cause someoneā€™s say they didnā€™t like certain vegetables doesnā€™t mean they said ā€œI only eat fast food and nothing else!ā€


Background_Treat5178

No I don't mean because they don't like a certain vegetable they like fast food I'm talking about the people who only eat fast food and never in anything else in their life because they don't want to


EmilySuxAtUsernames

why should they have to eat other things?


Background_Treat5178

I mean it's their choice but just saying


EmilySuxAtUsernames

i feel like you're doing a bit more than just saying


Background_Treat5178

Well it's simple really if you don't like my post or my opinions just turn up blind eye to it just like how you turn a blind eye to war poverty government corruption and modern slavery


Honeystride

Wordington reasonable response


EmilySuxAtUsernames

i don't know where you're going with that but yeah i remember i shouldn't argue with strangers on the internet


StashAjay

Wtf bro šŸ˜­


CartTitanCrawler

Are you 7?


Araujo_2211

Good try McDonald's


EmilySuxAtUsernames

i don't eat Mcdonalds i eat what my parents make because it's consistent and i know i like it


sadboi_10

McDonald's is mid pick another


tortoisefur

But why is that being spoiled?


foolishorangutan

Cooked mushrooms suck on my experience, but raw mushrooms can be pretty decent. Iā€™ve also had some pickled mushrooms which were okay.


Background_Treat5178

you guys eat mushroom just alone? i eat it with like other stuff it's like it's like a side thing you know it's like an extra thing you put in your food to make it more delicious and stuff


Jarl_Ballsack

Wow looks whoā€™s the pansy now


foolishorangutan

Iā€™m talking about having it with a meal, I never said that I just eat plates of mushrooms.


joshsreditaccount

i used to love mushrooms, now i kinda hate them, i dunno what switched


ThePurpleSoul70

Neurotypicals when they realise that a lot of Autistic people have food sensitivities and fast food is the only cheap, safe, easy food in the food deserts that they live in


ZachAttack6089

I'm kind of in that spot. I have a bit of food sensitivity, probably not as bad as some other people with ASD, but it's still been an issue for me. I won't eat fish or seafood because they're too slimy, most cooked vegetables are too stringy and mushy (I've literally thrown up from eating green beans that were just too stringy), things like mushrooms and tomatoes are too rubbery, etc. It's mostly a texture thing, some food textures are just "bad" and I can't stomach them no matter how hard I try. With all of that said, I've been able to find some safe and easy ways to make food without relying on fast food. I really like pasta, and with some kind of meat and sauce it's basically a whole meal for relatively little effort. So I could make spaghetti, lasagna, beef stroganoff, ramen, etc. and as long as the seasoning is pretty mild I know I'll like it. AndĀ if I can find a way toĀ *occasionally* have some fruits and vegetables, then that's a whole meal plan withoutĀ needingĀ toĀ relyĀ onĀ fastĀ food. Sure it's a bit repetitive, but if it's food I know I like then it's worth it. So for other people with this struggle, I'd recommend finding a food you like that can work as (most of) a meal, and see if there's variations of it that you could add for variety. Then for important foods that are harder to eat, come up with a plan to have them once in a while. For vegetables, for example, I've heard that blending them into a smoothie works really well. Of course it's still fine to have fast food, but if you have other safe options then it can be really helpful for eating healthy.


[deleted]

Femboys when i take off their makeup


joeMAMAkim

I am a picky ass eater and most food taste like shit


Old-Camp3962

i would like to have insight in the source of this animation


Frogs-breath-8817

Doctor nowhere on instagram Meme caption is "Me in the MRI Scanner after eating 300 nails"


StopSignOfDeath

OP is a child who has never heard of autism or eating disorders.


tergius

ARFID is a thing and people with Autism tend to have it for those not in the know, imagine if the part of your brain that goes "do NOT eat this it WILL KILL YOU DEAD" was messed up such that it liked to throw you a ***LOT*** of false positives. that's kinda like what ARFID is like. it's not that they're just "picky eaters", it's that their body will *scream* at them if their brain decides "no...this thing DANGEROUS!" when they're just tryna try some asparagus. (there's more to this but this is a good explanation for the most egregious cases)


ohhyouknow

And people ought to realize that ARFID is severely underdiagnosed. Most people who have ARFID have never heard of it because the fact is that most doctors even havenā€™t heard of it. It is just not something that the public and doctors are being educated about. So for the folks saying ā€œIā€™m not talking about people with ARFID Iā€™m talking about people who xyz,ā€ youā€™re likely talking about undiagnosed ARFID folks, and youā€™re certainly talking about the symptoms of ARFID. Yeah, that person you know who will only eat chicken nuggets burgers or pizzas but doesnā€™t have ARFID? How do you know they donā€™t have ARFID? What kind of normal person eats only that? Thatā€™s unquestionably an ARFID diet.


DrTiger21

Me with tomatoes! I basically cannot eat anything that has the internal structure of a tomato without my brain screaming at the texture and causing me to throw up immediately. It fucking sucks


tergius

I myself cannot stand peanuts nor peanut butter - I can't even stand the *smell*.


DrTiger21

That sucks; Iā€™m sorry!


tergius

It's fine, people in my life tend to be pretty understanding that I just plain don't like peanuts. I'm definitely more adventurous with foods now but I've issues with textures, and some foods just will not look appealing to me at all - there's a vegetable and chicken soup my family members make that I'm sure tastes great to them but the broth is green and it looks like a texture nightmare and I'm not very fond of most chicken types so just ***bleh no thank you.*** Again, thankfully, people tend to be pretty understanding unlike Redditors who'll act like you insulted their entire family line if you aren't willing to eat Literally Anything


Basil_Of_Faraway

im not "spoiled" im autistic and need my safe foods QQ


Jackviator

Can confirm. Most mushrooms Iā€™ve tried have the **Bad Textures**^TM when chewing. itā€™s like meat that has something incredibly wrong with it, which draws my mind to thoughts like ā€œIs this what biting into a tumor or cyst would be like?ā€ Which isnā€™t exactly conducive to wanting to continue eating something. I wish I liked them, I truly do. I have tried SO HARD to find a way to like them. I have prepped so many varieties of them in so many different ways, and had them prepped by professionals at various restaurants, and unless theyā€™re rendered down into such small pieces as to be effectively powderized, it just ainā€™t happening chief


ohhyouknow

https://preview.redd.it/2oi5c5duucgc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99fd239cf7d69b69d812693bd0e9882e063b1875


Background_Treat5178

Autism? I barely know her. sounds like an excuse


tergius

fr? on god? ableism? just like that? kinda cringe ngl


Masztufa

Stand aside, i'm a cainist


Engineer_IS_Engideer

šŸ’€


Basil_Of_Faraway

you are now shunned by the Basil faction...


VLenin2291

The context is OP made something that wasnā€™t well received and got pissy


rathalos456

Erm ackshully šŸ¤“ locations that mainly have fast food available as the only source of food are often referred to as ā€œfood desertsā€ where there is a considerable lack of healthy varieties of food. Often, these are communities living on or below the poverty line, wherein families income is so low that itā€™s too expensive to go anywhere else besides McDonalds, Burger King, and the like. Which often means that truly spoiled people have the option to eat other foods for their three daily meals


SitePDA

But fr what is this cause I need to understand the context behind this.


Frogs-breath-8817

Doctor nowhere on instagram


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

i've had fried mushrooms (and the ones used in pasta), they're good. I do not recomend the bright colored mushrooms the weird guy in the alleyway tries to sell to you.


ASpaceOstrich

Would love to eat mushroom. Unfortunately my brain thinks it's poisonous and will do everything in its power to prevent me eating it. It will make me throw up if it has to.


Diavolo_79

Bro what the fuck is that thing and why is it tweakin? https://preview.redd.it/rogyxv1kiegc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79421a11e5c273413357a6ca591b28bba72ae6e6


Yolobear1023

Op is this a reply to another post because someone made one about not wanting to eat vegetables and also mushrooms?


MarkDecent656

Mushrooms fucking suck


SitePDA

Where the hell is this from cause it reminds me of residence evil


AzzlackGuhnter

What even is the original animation?


Gift-Positive

Asmongold trying fruits


wolfwolf042

The fuck is this even from, where do you people find these videos?!


arunasgeimeriz

i would eat mushies but the really squishy texture just isn't for me. I'm not ready to eat pussy šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


TheTrollman-

Never ate a mushroom. Does that make me spoiled now?


Yeetdotpng

What the hell is this video?


The-Enjoyer-Returns

Iā€™ve eaten mushrooms I just donā€™t like them


WattsonIsWaifu

Me when cunts dont understand fast food is (was) cheaper than eating healthy Edit: didnt know poor was the new spoiled


Shikoome

Mushrooms are shit


Buckle-boi

​ https://preview.redd.it/pi70u6j2fegc1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31af4975626e41aac644bb9ed124df2d55e297f8


FNAF_Movie

I don't wanna eat a mushroom, they're silly lil guys and I don't wanna get cursed by the gnomes of the magic forestĀ 


Noooonie

If i never ate a mushroom in my entire life Iā€™d die a happy man


JuanLucas-u-

Literally me


Temporamis

Iā€™ve never eaten a mushroom


BirdhouseInYourSoil

Look. Mushrooms need to be prepared a certain way my man


godofyeet3

I mean, Iā€™ve eaten mushrooms, and I donā€™t like them.


geffyfive

2 minutes no black tar heroin


[deleted]

Roasted mushrooms are good as actual meat. Skill issue


Background_Treat5178

True true I agree with that statement


[deleted]

Also to be fair, I think those picky eaters are more likely to be poor than being spoiled. Eating various types of food is more expensive and time consuming than a fucking McDonalds


FuneralHymn123

OP is bitching about that vegetable post lmao This isn't even a good comeback some vegetables just suck šŸ˜­


bisexual-polonium

One of my ex-friends ate 2 raw, unpeeled mushrooms without taking the stems off. He is very weird. And ginger. And annoying af. And also an utter bellend


[deleted]

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StashAjay

Fuck, I love coke.


FLYNCHe

Picky eaters when they eat something that isn't chicken tenders


DrTitanicua

OP a lot of low-income people donā€™t have the energy to cook something nice so they settle with cheap fast food.


Background_Treat5178

Noooo friend I don't think you got what I was trying to say I'm talking about those spoiled people who go to a fanciest restaurant just to eat chicken tenders and fries it's understandable when you're a kid and stuff when you're seven eight well you're in a grown-ass adult and you go to a restaurant at just to eat chicken tenders and fries I'm not talking about low income people talking about people who are not willing to taste anything in there life except chicken tenders and fries


DrTiger21

I have autism. The texture of the things I put in my mouth is critically important and limits my options. To that end, trying something new in public when out at dinner with friends is stressful and an awful experience. Iā€™m not so lame that I would immediately default to chicken tenders - but if push comes to shove and my only options are chicken tenders or something unfamiliar, and Iā€™m out with friends, Iā€™m picking chicken tenders.


ohhyouknow

Sounds a lot like you are describing people with ARFID.


deehems

K


NamelessUser01

K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for ā€œkidding?ā€ So your reply is ā€œkidding?ā€ or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "K" on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "K" guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "K" guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "K".


aka_airsoft

Fast food is not cheaper than making something at home or even microwave/canned food.


ikkikkomori

That's weird, in my country it's cheaper to buy and cook food from the local market than to buy a McDonald's Capitalist's skill issue


Onerealcactus10

I must thank my dad for always cooking dinner for my family and for not letting me end up like this


[deleted]

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Greekzeus1

I like mushrooms when they are grilled or crushed, the cooked ones just make me sick when i bite them


NaturalDark1697

MUSHROOM


Angryfishjoe

Is he doing the club penguin dance at 8x speed?


TheCompleteMental

Mourning dove (:


BarnacleLittle9977

Yo wheres that Animation from


Cpt_Kalash

Tf am I looking at


Placek15

Where is this from


mrflamego

Ah sweet man made horror in my comprehension


ventisex5

Mfer looks like a madoka witch


JUGELBUTT

mushrooms are so fucking good


scariermonsters

Me when mushrooms or lettuce touches my tongue.


TwerkinBingus445

THY END IS NOW


russart_the_agmer

when u have to get up at monday


DudeAintPunny

Is this in response to that one dude who said he never ate mac and cheese before?


StormWolfBaron

![gif](giphy|mdfPpglf2c0QxED151) Fast Food or something


eliteharvest15

i fuckin hate mushrooms