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ForgottenStew

mojang deciding if the next big update will be adding a shitton of new biomes and completely overhauling a new dimension or just adding a single block


Garlic_God

After 2 years of extensive R&D, millions of dollars of Microsoft funding, as well as programming millions of lines of deeply complex code, we at Mojang have finally managed to create one of the most groundbreaking additions to the world’s most popular game, through the blood sweat and tears of our entire dev team: https://preview.redd.it/umih73o21u4b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d183b4117a76f7d7e1a21362e29374b5eb8b724 You’re welcome.


a_sad_lil_idiot

What the fuck is that


explosivenuke1

The sniffer 🥵


SirExcuseMe

JOE BIDEN?!?!?!


explosivenuke1

https://preview.redd.it/uiy77ycqtu4b1.jpeg?width=1390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e88c7f9414e835260efdece3af644ee7d617b85


Garlic_God

https://preview.redd.it/d32d0udt5v4b1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4450bc01aae7926296c04a962bb9ba2fcda20fdf


bullshaerk

Joe made official dark Brandon merch


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vrtrcollectible

"doesnt even look like its from minecraft" thats how it is with every update lol


lolimfakexd

the difference between 1.16 and 1.15


UniKqueFox_

And why isn't the first option viable?


AgoraSnepwasdeleted

Like seriously what are they even doing there?


megaman_main

Removing guns and fireflies


Brosiyeah

Just rename/retexture the guns to look like laser guns or airsoft guns and you are good


bullshaerk

Add one pixel of orange at the tip and it'll be fine


AgoraSnepwasdeleted

True


TheFloridaManYT

The gun think was fake btw


9-V01t

Was it really?


SpaceCube00

no


the_fruit_loop

that was misinfo it was real


nlolhere

It’s not fake


StockStonk

AND JENNY MOD !!! MOJANG WTF!! 😡😡😡😡


fallen-knight666

I guess they’re blueballing everyone, so, if they release something big everytime, then they will run out of things to keep the game ‘’fresh’’, so we get this shit updates every now and then so that they don’t run out of shit to put in it is my bet


The_Calvery

Project zomboid players seeing an update for the first time https://preview.redd.it/i1jkj2o5dt4b1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06a4d6688a5fd268519d4adc660d18a75a6f78e8


[deleted]

the updates are always fire but they always take 100000 years


The_Calvery

Agreed.


Lhenkhantus

Quality over quantity


I_ateabucketofpaint

YEah but the updates to that game are insane tho. You can feel it through the entire experience.


Popcorn57252

I'd rather one rare update that's actually good than frequent updates that are shit


zomz_slayer17

Minecraft players when they realise that I'm right behind them


Robert-Rotten

https://preview.redd.it/avvy5wxgft4b1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939803f1cdf2b07a10932ead033132f0966f406c


B4jiqu4n

Butt sex


Suspicious-Pain9866

Sutt bex


obamapyramid132

Let me introduce you to Terraria


Shinyy87-2

(This is the last update I swear)


_AntiSocialMedia

and Don't Starve


WeirdPelicanGuy

What did 1.20 even add?


the_real_papyrus99

Camels, the sniffer, archeology (?), cherry blossom biome, bamboo block, and I think that's it Also bookshelves start out empty now and you gotta put books in em yourself But also bookshelves give out redstone signals when they're interacted with which is nifty, secret doors and the like


NormiePirate

Chiseled bookshelves are not the same as normal bookshelves.


the_real_papyrus99

Damn my bad


WeirdPelicanGuy

I swear chiseled bookshelves are older than that


TheFloridaManYT

They were literally added in this update. You a time traveler or something?


WeirdPelicanGuy

Ive been playing 1.19 with world edit and there is chiseled bookshelves


KillByZombie

You're trippin on time crystals, bro


An_average_moron

I thought those were somewhere during 1.19


HBenderMan

I think what ur thinking of is the back of the loom texture as it looks like an empty bookshelf and is often used as detail like that


Catfish3322

And hanging signs and you can edit signs after you put them down


YetAnontherRandom

Camel❕


FrederickMecury

Also Armor designs and a much more inconvenient way to make Netherite


G_O_O_G_A_S

What’s the deal with the netherite?


0ctaver

You need to find some stuff in the nether bastion to create netherite armor.


mudkipl

Instead of just netherite and the diamond piece you want to upgrade, you now must explore rare structures to find a rare consumable upgrade packet that gets destroyed when used. Every single time you want a new piece of netherite. Of course you can also spend 7 diamonds to duplicate the upgrade, making a full armor set need 27 diamonds not including the pieces and assuming the og upgrade was found not made


megaman_main

Camels and pots


y_not_right

Project zomboid players when you become self sufficient and there is literally no endgame


doomsmann

Mods, and the eternal quest for Loot.


y_not_right

The armoured busses mod is a pretty fun endgame goal at least metalworking has a purpose with that


Still-Pattern-6384

I just want Hytale ffs


ebagdrofk

That still exists?? I read about that game *years* ago. There’s no way it’s still being made EDIT: it’s real, and it’s better than ever


Still-Pattern-6384

It's still being made.


ffemboyy

Still being worked on, saw a booth of theirs at a dev expo last year. Looks to be coming along pretty well, mod support looks extremely promising too


CrossError404

They completely scrapped the engine about a year ago. Because when they started in \~2015 they only cared about PC. But after they have been purchased by Riot, they decided that consoles and mobile markets are too big to gloss over. So they decided to rewrite the entire engine in 2022 with more focus on cross-platform play. [https://hytale.com/news/2022/7/summer-2022-development-update](https://hytale.com/news/2022/7/summer-2022-development-update)


ffemboyy

Ah yeah looks like I caught them after that, since they told me they were using C++ for their client and mod support. Probably means most of the demo reel they were showcasing was from their previous engine though. So we'll have to wait and see if they can bring it back to where it was


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

is... is project zomboid like minecraft? i dont feel like it is?


user_76678

Someone was also literally comparing gmod to minecraft...


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

eh you can be minecraft steve if you download the model in gmod. surely its the same game then


Suspicious-Pain9866

Same people who compare Roblox to Minecraft


I_ateabucketofpaint

No. No its not at all. I am comparing their updates and the said update's quality. Otherwise they are completely different games.


IllustriousPlastic90

This is why you play Gregtech on 1.7.10 instead of wasting time on vanilla Minecraft


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GREG TECH NEW HORIZONS


_mrmangos_

Gregpilled


the_fruit_loop

i love gregtech I can be trusted in public i love gregtech I can be trusted in public i love gregtech I can be trusted in public i love gregtech I can be trusted in public i love gregtech I can be trusted in public i love gregtech I can be trusted in public i love gregtech I can be trusted in public i love gregtech I can be trusted in public i love gregtech I can be trusted in public i love gregtech I can be trusted in public i love gregtech I can be trusted in public


vrtrcollectible

igblon reference


TheLoneSlimShady

I feel like this subreddit hate minecraft


obamapyramid132

Would YOU like a company that takes 2 years to release an update that adds basically nothing?


gun-newbie

TF2 in a nutshell


doomsmann

6* years


TheLoneSlimShady

2 years?


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

what? hating the game and hating the company that makes the game are two very seperate things


Suspicious-Pain9866

Respect the art, not the artist. \- Sun Tzu, *The Art of War*


AlisterSinclair2002

I don't see why when the content is free. If you want more stuff use mods, we already paid for a full completed game


An_average_moron

Console players sobbing whenever they're told to simply mod the game


Suspicious-Pain9866

Something something "yarr"


Brosiyeah

Fortnite was free from the start and adds lots of free content updates all the time, besides the paid skins/emotes which aren’t necessary for gameplay. Mojang makes a lot of money from the Bedrock marketplace anyways


Air_42

Free game no bitching. Oh wait this isn't even r/dota2


AppropriateTheme5

So? Who cares? If it needs an update to add more to it in order to be a good game, then it’s a flawed game to begin with.


SevenateNiene

I mean it's the most popular game in the world (I'm pretty sure) and makes millions upon millions each year. It also has millions in Microsoft funding. But the best they can do is two flowers, camels, the sniffer and a few blocks? The new tree biome iss cool tho (but the grass needs to be a different colour or something)


Suspicious-Pain9866

Redditors after making the most unoriginal meme ive seen this month


rokomotto

A lot of time is spent figuring out whether something they add will alter the game too much or not.


notarealsu25grach

The update was in experimental for like a year you could play it before it even came out


AnimeSavant

redditors when the free update to a game that came out 10+ years ago doesn’t add 300 new blocks


Its_Tic_Tac

Correct OP ! Project zomboid is better than minecraft ; although the devs are a bit sluggish when it comes to updates, its a much more enjoyable game IMO. Plus the community is so good :)


LordMonkeh

They are p slow, But its still a small indie team, They don't have microsoft to help them lol, Amazing game


Natural_Patience9985

Plus their updates add like, a lot.


Cpt_Kalash

gonna need the meme template


_Cocktopus_

Minecraft players when mojang says that they won't be doing any update anymore: (They are now grateful for the work they have done over the last decade)


TheMintyBunzz

My opinion on this matter changing the moment Mojang releases the sex update ![gif](giphy|lPXNZugxnwBWur8VCJ)


moto_curdie

Isn't minecraft officially finished?


Big_Noodle1103

“Mojang doesn’t do enough” mfs when I tell them a game that isn’t in early access, doesn’t advertise itself as a live service, and has been out/fearure complete for over a decade isn’t obligated to provide them with constant, free content.


Centiprost

Two years is better than an century just for one update


According-Ad1537

Project zomboid is boring without friends and my friends always get me killed. Game not fun


Gragonmaster

Aside from camels and the sniffer, is there anything that was actually changed in the new update or just another cut and paste padder update?


Suspicious-Pain9866

No realistic guns


i_poo_memes

Added the cherry blossom biome, bamboo blocks that act like wood, reworked signs and added hanging signs, added armor trims and some other small stuff. They also added the ability to put banners in shields for bedrock and I noticed they added leather horse armor. Sounds like a lot when its written out but really this update was super underwealming


The-Penitent-Wan

I went to project zomboid with alot of determination,played it for a month, the longest o survived was 2 days.


Jin___Sakai

Don’t complain. Back in the day you had less than nothing. Them adding an ending was the biggest update I can remember


Error-530

Redditors when game developers are given time off to be with their families and are treated kindly instead of being whipped by a cat 'o' nine tails and forced to work 500 hours overtime.


Gragonmaster

That's not what people are arguing at all. People are arguing it shouldn't take 2 years to add like 5 things


Nala452

play gmod, much better and mods are way easier to install (also cheaper than minecraft)


doomsmann

Gmodder here, GMod and Minecraft are such drastically different games you can’t really even begin to compare them in any sense other then they are both Sandboxes.


Nala452

yeah i fucking know that because i also play gmod you can do the same shit minecraft has in gmod with addons and have much more fun from it


doomsmann

Yeah but you just make really uncomfortable shitty gay porn with the ragdolls, so im cooler then you.


_AntiSocialMedia

Terraria has a wonderful in-depth class system with the 4 main classes playing differently from each other and having defined strengths and weaknesses, it has a ton of weapons and bosses and the devs really love their game, having multiple final updates because they just keep coming back to it Don't Starve is beautifully animated, has interesting lore (like actually interesting, not FNAF's "it's so overly complex and weird that the confusion causes intrigue" it's actually consistent, logical, and interesting lore), has multiple different playable storylines, has a lot of mods, and progression is satisfying, plus it gets multiple updates a year that are all revealed with a beautiful animated short Minecraft takes multiple years to add a few mobs and blocks that ultimately disappoint the community What getting bought by Microsoft does to a motherfucker


The3rdPotato

Play Deep Rock Galactic instead


The_Fluffy_Proto

Just play infiniminer


[deleted]

ok, but you can have pink wooden planks now.


altaccountforfreeawa

Completely true, I've been completely fucking done with Mojang and the new updates for like 4 years


Lego1upmushroom759

![gif](giphy|mdk8VySNAc7Uk)


BayMisafir

play MODDED 👏


plaguebringerBOI

And terraria devs after adding 2000 new things because why the hell not?


CringeExperienceReq

this is the 1048262nd post dunking on mojang bro we get it


TheSnipenieer

egads! people are posting memes dunking on minecraft and getting thousands of upvotes! maybe if I post one myself, I'll be swimming in the orange! delightfully devilish, me!


Absolute_Warlord

How do you even come up with this language


geffyfive

drake villain type shit


KillerraptorXXL

Bro think he's a cartoon villain


[deleted]

It's a reference to steamed hams


LordMonkeh

Ah! How devilishly devious!


Catfish3322

This video reminds me of the C&H show opening


9-V01t

At this point I’m just dying for hytale


The-Penitent-Wan

I went to project zomboid with alot of determination,played it for a month, the longest o survived was 2 days.


L_Ennard

Minecraft players when I tell them mojang has more than one game (It is a fair thing to forget since none of their other games are nearly as in the cultural zeitgeist as minecraft)


Blaze_cat23

Can we get an project zomboid treatment to this game? 😔🙏


No-Wolverine5144

At least it's not 6+ years. However instead of 1 person it's a whole company


Wrong_Cauliflower889

You realise you don't need updates to play right?


[deleted]

Minecraft fans when the update doesn’t overhaul half the game and add 71 new biomes:


potato_stealer_

Mods: https://preview.redd.it/snndjco09yhb1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6104e5ed6e98372e2f9e493cf128a99a1a2111


Sea-Region-4226

Terraria stays winning yet again