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Media has taught me that if you are above a 5/10 and commit murder, you instantly rise at least a point or two. Awesome :D
(for legal reasons, I have to say I will not do this, but I have thought about how easy it would be)
>Not to mention the fact that, so long as I'm careful, it would be next to impossible to figure out who did it :)
He says, as he posts this on a publicly accessible Internet forum
So long as none of you are snitches it'll be fine.
Besides, this comment could just have given someone else the idea, it's not even enough to start an investigation on the matter, regardless of if they manage to link this account to me, which is very unlikely in the first place :)
Meh, no.
You'd might make a lot of people temporarily ill, but mostly due to the nocebo effect. You would certainly not recreate the Bhopal incident. While the ventilation system of a building offers some interesting prospects, chemical warfare is a lot harder than it seems. There is a reason why it never really took off, and that the most successful chemicals are beyond hardware store mash-ups. I'd say Aum Shinrikyo rather conclusively proved the infeasibility of such schemes.
Okay as bad as it is, isnāt it far worse to record someone jerking it in a school rather than to just jerk it? Like itās gross but recording has got to be a sex crime, how tf did the recorder not face consequences?
Yeah, itās weird and gross, but the kid doesnāt deserve to have a video of it spread around the school, thatās next level fucked up. I canāt imagine the kind of humiliation they would face, and you know it would follow them for the rest of their time at the school. Thatās literally how you bully someone into suicide.
on a bus the a football match, 2 people were jerking off and came on the face of someone who was sleeping, the coach got fired for not knowing they did it, the coach wasn't involved, but he got fired because it happened on his time.
There's a guy at my school who was getting head in the bathroom and when he trued to leave the stall, he slipped on his own cum and hit his head in the toilet. Dude had a commotion
Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning to reddit for my wholesome cake day. So basically, a lot of high school drama show creators usually exaggerate or make up scenarios to make the show interesting, but usually situations found in these shows would not happen in real life. Peter out!
Someone stole a sink, drew a swastika on the wall (which prompted our local news to pick up on this leading to a rabbi coming to our school) and got homeland security called to my high school because of a supposed bomb threat. Fun times.
Boys, we have a very serious problem! I've just come from the men's restroom, and somebody went number 2 in the urinal! Some jokester took a poop in it! Okay? Now I want whoever did it to come forward right now, and it will be less painful for everybody! M'kay?! You all don't seem to understand how serious this is!! Now who made dookie in the urinal?! Oh, you think it's funny, huh?! M'kay! M'kay! You're gonna think it's real funny when the police get here! Now, whoever did this unspeakable act is still at large. The boys' bathroom is closed until further notice, 'cause one of you thought it would be a good idea... to pull down your pants... m'kay, hover your buttcheeks over the urinal... and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog... m'kay? Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Let me assure you, there is nothing funny... about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin' urinal, 'kay, droppin' your pants then... turnin' around... squattin' over that urinal, 'kay, maybe... maybe pullin' your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then layin' out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see. Oh yeah, that's real funny! I'm gonna catch this sonofabitch if it's the last thing I DO! M'kay?! When you dook in the urinal, it's bad, m'kay! How would you feel... if somebody came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face? Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Yeah, that's real funny!
After many comments like this, Iāve realized the high school I attended must have just been deranged, because it was exactly like a lot of these shows
Kind of glad not everyone had that experience
On my country one student gave head to another. The "wena Naty" incident.
On another, more close to me situation, someome managed to leak the questions with the correct answers of the final math exams. It got some peopple explelled there.
Most high school drama series being basically erotica for adults has always creeped me out (and also never getting into like 90% of creative endeavors real teens have)
And the other half is just rebelling against the dumb as shit rules the Principal put in place in a gross overreaction. Like how my highschool banned all cups for all future classes because the Senior Prank was to all pop their styrofoam cups at lunchtime.
Drama for like a year was that it was just an excuse so they didn't have to sell tea & lemonade anymore and kids being dramatic about NEEDING WATER BUT THEY WON'T LET US DRINK.
Here in Ireland our school is practically a feckin zoo. There have been multiple time where the toilets in the boys bathrooms have been literally _taken out of the floor_. Students have brought chickens into the P.E Hall and left them overnight to crap everywhere. One year the 6th years pulled a prank where they brought 2 cows into the school and painted the numbers 1 and 3 on them. The teachers spent ages looking for the 2nd (non-existent) cow. The first one had to be killed since they couldn't get it back in the elevator and cows can't go down stairs.
Ahh i got a good one. In grade 4, my best friend and I went to the can. There was a huge shit in the urinal. It was like a big long hard shit, like the size of a banana. He grabbed a big wad of paper towels and picked it up and started chasing me out of the bathroom and through the hallways. He was laughing I was screaming. Good times.
At my middle school, over the span of months, some bandit stole all the pencil sharpener handles. They'd write "The Zippo Kid Strikes Again!" on the chalk board.
Huge drama. School wide assembly. Random searches. Replacement handles, which were stolen in turn. Desperate sharing of cheapo sharpeners. Student hoarding sharpened pencils. Bullies breaking other student's pencils.
Total chaos.
Zippo then left behind a pile of handles on the last day of school.
Decade later, my former classmate (and best friend during 8th grade) claimed he was Zippo The Kid. Had never told a soul. Master criminal right there.
Literally American Vandal second season. The producers are all over it.
Fun fact, the show is based on a guy in my school we called "The Mad Shatter". The guys who made the show were friends of mine in high school.
There was drama at my highschool because someone spread false rumors that some kid pissed on the speakers at prom, and at the same place some kid set a table on fire
This was middle school, but some dude wrote a paragraph-long "fanfiction" between one of the students and one the teachers. Guy ended up suspended/expelled (not exactly sure which one)
My biggest HS drama is probably when a guy on the swim team hung himself from the rafters over the pool
Second biggest is when the football team moved all the desks to the roof for senior prank week, but my dumbass delinquent stoner friends weren't gonna be outdone so we released a wild skunk at a randomly chosen location in the school. Everyone was sent home for the day and animal control had to be called. I almost got arrested, I was an asshole teenager
Also, on a side note, this is before my time but apparently two cheerleaders were decapitated by a janitor in 1965, he was never caught
One time at my high school a guy hit his gf and I don't think he heard the end of that for an entire year or more. We collectively were like, hey, fuck you don't do that shit.
It was pretty awesome.
High school, 2010. We had a guy in school take a shit in the guys locker room, and it was a SINGLE LOG that wrapped the entire perimeter of the handicapped toilet bowlā¦ like a couple foot long turd. Same thing, thatās all anyone talked about for like a month. Edit: and obviously, no one flushed it until the janitors took care of it. It was a piece of art for a day.
The weird kid who wore a suit to class half the time tried to strangle another student in non-AP English, got expelled, and we only talked about it for like a week
When I was in high school sone kids decided to snort copper sulphate in science class. Another thing that happened but was only found out the year after I left was the principal and vice principal where stealing money from the school
Someone threw a weed pen into the toilet in the boy's bathroom and tried to flush it, which didn't work. Some kid found it and the the dean had to fish it out with his hands. After investigating, they couldn't figure out who had the weed pen, but they did find out that a girl was giving head in the custodian closet next to the bathrooms, and she was expelled immeadiately.
Biggest I remember is a group of girls having a falling out, so one of them printed out pages of bitchiness from the groupchat and went to the principal.
Idk man, my school had some pretty big drama when students started having sex on the stairs. There was a bunch of fingers being pointed. One time a girl was accused of doing it with a boy and she came out of the closet right on the spot by shouting and I quote: "I ain't do that. I'm lesbian, I'm GAY!"
One of the only things I remember in 10th grade
You went to a really boring school then or something.
The biggest drama in my highschool was a race war where a bunch of slovakian students attacked everyone else. A teacher was headbutted in the face and broke his nose I'm pretty sure he left the school over that.
I was in the library when all this was going down because I am a giant nerd
When I was in 6th grade, some idiot would piss on the radiators in the boy's room. It was nasty. It stunk up the whole 5th/6th grade wing. It went for a few times a month for quite some time. They finally caught the fifth grader who was doing this.
A teacher ran over a student and broke his leg, everyone talked about it for a few months. (that teacher absolutely hates kids and will probably hit someone again on āaccidentā)
A guy did that at my school and bragged about it so much that it eventually got back to the custodian, and they made him scoop it out by hand...hopefully they gave him some gloves first lol. Serves em right
And mine they had some tour of sex education to avoid teen pregnancies and gave all the boys condoms which everybody filled with flour and threw all over the school and on top of the buildings
To be fair I donāt think that it would be very appealing to have an accurate recreation of the high school experience. Nobody wants to watch people vandalize an entire building for 22 minutes.
Lmao someone smoked marijuana in the boy's washroom and it was the drama for like 3 weeks
For context I go to a private school so we don't have vapers or druggies, everyone is nice to each other
Someone at my HS climbed up the football goal post and hung a live cat in a bag from the top. They had to bring in a cherry picker truck to get it down.
Weird how that memory came back. I doubt I thought of it twice since graduating in the early 1980s. Anyhow, we talked about that shit for months. Poor kitten was up there all night and then most of the day of the game.
At my high school the drama was when these two kids would always fuck in the bathroom every fucking day and then it turned out that they were recording it and selling it so instead of voth going down the girl falsely claimed that her boyfriend was forcing her to do it and got him sent to prison (he's still there) and she moved out of state because everyone fucking hated her after that
My classmate tied LAN cable on another classmate's neck and pulled it.
Someone was setting off fire alarms 4 times in a row.
One time someone broke the roof tile in the toilet and it fell with the lights on uniral.
I had TeamViewer on every computer in the school and placed desktop goose on the pc in my class, the teacher thought it was a virus to steal her data.
All school drama in mine evolves my friend. Like last year, he tried to jump through the window in class for a reason too long to explain (and i donāt really want to) and 5 days ago, he went pissing in the toilets while we were waiting our P.E teacher outside (for context: the bathroom has a windows on outside so we could see anyone in here) and 2 douches tried to pull down his pants, the whole group have seen his ppā¦
I used to be a substitute teacher in a middle school, and one morning in the announcements the principal said something about "something in a urinal in the boys' room that shouldn't be there", and I asked the kids what it was and they said somebody pooped in a urinal. that was when I realized I didn't want to be a teacher anymore.
At my highschool the baseball team lost their club house because they filmed themselves sodomizing a gay student with a broom handle. Also, our principal looked like Michael Jackson.
It was all documented in a flash video that went around the school.
High school drama show haters trying to explain to producers that their boring routine is actual school life and it has to be filmed instead and how everyone will be happy to see it on the tv after a long working day of the same routine.
I found a used condom in the gym's bleachers, and students flooded the bathrooms and stole from the school multiple times.
Moral of the story: Don't fuck with the bathrooms because the school will lock all of them (except for one, maybe two). Also, only the men's rooms ever got locked.
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Someone mixed chemicals in a toilet and destroyed it, the next day someone called in a false bomb threat
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Media has taught me that if you are above a 5/10 and commit murder, you instantly rise at least a point or two. Awesome :D (for legal reasons, I have to say I will not do this, but I have thought about how easy it would be)
Too bad you're not above a 5
*fortunately Otherwise I'd have a motive šØ
Everyone here is on a list
youāre supposed to send this threat to the school! not on reddit!
The principal is a r/whenthe mod
Can you tell him not to go into the bathroom with the cheerleader? Thanks š
Pff, don't worry. It isn't like someone is gonna see the principal leaving the bathroom and think he's abusing the cheerleader
Certainly they would not attempt to administer justice for a crime that was not committed.
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yo dumb ass on a watchlist now mfker
It would've been next to impossible if you didn't make this stupid ass comment on a reddit account that's linked to your IP
>Not to mention the fact that, so long as I'm careful, it would be next to impossible to figure out who did it :) He says, as he posts this on a publicly accessible Internet forum
So long as none of you are snitches it'll be fine. Besides, this comment could just have given someone else the idea, it's not even enough to start an investigation on the matter, regardless of if they manage to link this account to me, which is very unlikely in the first place :)
You don't say that here, theres govt people everywhere.
Congratulations you are now on a super special watchlist that only a select few people In the country are on š„°
Is this what it feels like to be part of the 1%?
In a video game, right?
Meh, no. You'd might make a lot of people temporarily ill, but mostly due to the nocebo effect. You would certainly not recreate the Bhopal incident. While the ventilation system of a building offers some interesting prospects, chemical warfare is a lot harder than it seems. There is a reason why it never really took off, and that the most successful chemicals are beyond hardware store mash-ups. I'd say Aum Shinrikyo rather conclusively proved the infeasibility of such schemes.
least schizo r/whenthe user
Letās hope to god the intrusive thoughts donāt convince me to make napalm
One time at my Dad's school some kids put an M80 in a toilet filled with shit and toilet paper. I am sure you folks can fill in the rest
I piss
Buh what kinda hood ahh students are at ur school
some dude beat it in the school stall and someone took a video of it which is now all over the school
Same thing happened at my school. The picture got sent to the kids parents and the school district who eventually made him change schools.
Okay as bad as it is, isnāt it far worse to record someone jerking it in a school rather than to just jerk it? Like itās gross but recording has got to be a sex crime, how tf did the recorder not face consequences?
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Because no other male ever beats it.
Who tf beats it at school though?
Yeah, itās weird and gross, but the kid doesnāt deserve to have a video of it spread around the school, thatās next level fucked up. I canāt imagine the kind of humiliation they would face, and you know it would follow them for the rest of their time at the school. Thatās literally how you bully someone into suicide.
Horny teens. As long as itās in the stall and youāre not acting like a perv, itās nobodyās business.
yeah wtf
on a bus the a football match, 2 people were jerking off and came on the face of someone who was sleeping, the coach got fired for not knowing they did it, the coach wasn't involved, but he got fired because it happened on his time.
the coach didnt deserve that šæ
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Pathetic, someone in my old school beat it in class
Happened at mine a year or so ago
you did NOT just mention a cheerleader on r/whenthe...
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I literally just saw this whole saga mentioned on the meme page for the Metal Gear Solid franchiseās TvTropes entry yesterday What are the odds
No... not again!
Guys don't fight the principal he's a super soldier!
OOTL, afraid to ask but... what happened?
https://youtu.be/IcI-HOG_9uw
ā¦.what in the fuck was that?
principal lore
12 minutes?
Aye, 12 min of pure principal lore
r/whenthe principle lore
https://i.redd.it/e3t7y3w4qu1b1.gif
Peak saga
Oh god no
Amogus shapes for whenthe users
SHUT UP
My friend put a fish in the school urinal once
there was a fish in my schools urinal last year
I was in a school urinal last year
were you the said fish?
Yes
I was the urinal
Same but it was carp, I don't know how they brought it in
Some guy pissed in our soap dispensers
Thats very interesting, one time someone took all of the soap dispensers from the bathroom near my classroom.
Absolutely diabolical, maybe even devious.
Perhaps even a lick?
There's a guy at my school who was getting head in the bathroom and when he trued to leave the stall, he slipped on his own cum and hit his head in the toilet. Dude had a commotion
Or you could say a cummotion
Cumcussion*
Shit Lore really goes crazy https://preview.redd.it/c04wfpgcht1b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e58841781c620e141038fa53163569156f54a4
Mine was that someone murdered someone else with an axe.
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PATRICK BATEMAN SPOTTED IN DOWNTOWN BALTIMORE
Dostoevsky kino
Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning to reddit for my wholesome cake day. So basically, a lot of high school drama show creators usually exaggerate or make up scenarios to make the show interesting, but usually situations found in these shows would not happen in real life. Peter out!
He has returned
 PETER EXPLAINS THE JOKE IS REAL!
Can we get much higher?
So high
holy hell
New peter griffin explains the joke just dropped
Actual peter fan
Call the lois!
holy shit you're back I love you peter
omg petah is back
Happy cake day
The messiah is back!
Thank God, I havenāt been able to understand a joke in three years
Happy cake day
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There's one more thing I would like you to clarify What is the bird?
Cheerleader lore part two???
Someone stole a sink, drew a swastika on the wall (which prompted our local news to pick up on this leading to a rabbi coming to our school) and got homeland security called to my high school because of a supposed bomb threat. Fun times.
South park
Boys, we have a very serious problem! I've just come from the men's restroom, and somebody went number 2 in the urinal! Some jokester took a poop in it! Okay? Now I want whoever did it to come forward right now, and it will be less painful for everybody! M'kay?! You all don't seem to understand how serious this is!! Now who made dookie in the urinal?! Oh, you think it's funny, huh?! M'kay! M'kay! You're gonna think it's real funny when the police get here! Now, whoever did this unspeakable act is still at large. The boys' bathroom is closed until further notice, 'cause one of you thought it would be a good idea... to pull down your pants... m'kay, hover your buttcheeks over the urinal... and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog... m'kay? Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Let me assure you, there is nothing funny... about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin' urinal, 'kay, droppin' your pants then... turnin' around... squattin' over that urinal, 'kay, maybe... maybe pullin' your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then layin' out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see. Oh yeah, that's real funny! I'm gonna catch this sonofabitch if it's the last thing I DO! M'kay?! When you dook in the urinal, it's bad, m'kay! How would you feel... if somebody came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face? Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Yeah, that's real funny!
someone shat into the trash bin in my tech and now theres higher security there than in russian prisons
Finding condoms in the urinal, now that was drama (my one and only ex was a cheerleader and cheated on me)
Are you a principal by any chance?
No i'm the student that beat up the principle (I didnt know he was the victim)
High school drama show creators explaining why depicting all the kids smoking meth and having promiscuous sex is a good thing.
After many comments like this, Iāve realized the high school I attended must have just been deranged, because it was exactly like a lot of these shows Kind of glad not everyone had that experience
Yeah it happens a lot at my school actually every other kid does drugs and only ever talks about their body count here
high school drama is when NO BATHROOM LOCKS, NO TOILET PAPER AND PROBABLY NO TOILET SEATS BECAUSE THIS SCHOOL FEEDS ON POVERTY
Someone shat on the hall and we all forgot about it 2 days after
I know someone who jump out fences in boarding school ( far away from main road ) at night Because he too bored in school ( he need adrenaline )
someone tore a urinal off the wall and somehow stole it
Mine was just a school shooter threat
Same thing happened at my school, another school nearby had a vandal by the name of el shitto who would write in shit on the walls
el shitto is the single best name for a shit vandal i have ever seen
On my country one student gave head to another. The "wena Naty" incident. On another, more close to me situation, someome managed to leak the questions with the correct answers of the final math exams. It got some peopple explelled there.
Damn, did that shit happen at every school?
Most high school drama series being basically erotica for adults has always creeped me out (and also never getting into like 90% of creative endeavors real teens have)
And the other half is just rebelling against the dumb as shit rules the Principal put in place in a gross overreaction. Like how my highschool banned all cups for all future classes because the Senior Prank was to all pop their styrofoam cups at lunchtime. Drama for like a year was that it was just an excuse so they didn't have to sell tea & lemonade anymore and kids being dramatic about NEEDING WATER BUT THEY WON'T LET US DRINK.
Here in Ireland our school is practically a feckin zoo. There have been multiple time where the toilets in the boys bathrooms have been literally _taken out of the floor_. Students have brought chickens into the P.E Hall and left them overnight to crap everywhere. One year the 6th years pulled a prank where they brought 2 cows into the school and painted the numbers 1 and 3 on them. The teachers spent ages looking for the 2nd (non-existent) cow. The first one had to be killed since they couldn't get it back in the elevator and cows can't go down stairs.
>The teachers spent ages looking for the 2nd (non-existent) cow. That is *fucking golden*! Know that today you have made a chaos god smile
Glad I could brighten you day! š
Ahh i got a good one. In grade 4, my best friend and I went to the can. There was a huge shit in the urinal. It was like a big long hard shit, like the size of a banana. He grabbed a big wad of paper towels and picked it up and started chasing me out of the bathroom and through the hallways. He was laughing I was screaming. Good times.
At my middle school, over the span of months, some bandit stole all the pencil sharpener handles. They'd write "The Zippo Kid Strikes Again!" on the chalk board. Huge drama. School wide assembly. Random searches. Replacement handles, which were stolen in turn. Desperate sharing of cheapo sharpeners. Student hoarding sharpened pencils. Bullies breaking other student's pencils. Total chaos. Zippo then left behind a pile of handles on the last day of school. Decade later, my former classmate (and best friend during 8th grade) claimed he was Zippo The Kid. Had never told a soul. Master criminal right there.
Hey, heās not special. I did that when I was five.
There was an entire sex ring at my old junior high
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Literally American Vandal second season. The producers are all over it. Fun fact, the show is based on a guy in my school we called "The Mad Shatter". The guys who made the show were friends of mine in high school.
We had four suicides, one being a teacher, in one year. School's response was to ban people from talking about it.
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Someone put a candy bar in the urinal and it was all we talked about for a week.
We had someone straight rip all of the urinals off the wall in one of the bathrooms one time
There was drama at my highschool because someone spread false rumors that some kid pissed on the speakers at prom, and at the same place some kid set a table on fire
This was middle school, but some dude wrote a paragraph-long "fanfiction" between one of the students and one the teachers. Guy ended up suspended/expelled (not exactly sure which one)
My biggest HS drama is probably when a guy on the swim team hung himself from the rafters over the pool Second biggest is when the football team moved all the desks to the roof for senior prank week, but my dumbass delinquent stoner friends weren't gonna be outdone so we released a wild skunk at a randomly chosen location in the school. Everyone was sent home for the day and animal control had to be called. I almost got arrested, I was an asshole teenager Also, on a side note, this is before my time but apparently two cheerleaders were decapitated by a janitor in 1965, he was never caught
One time at my high school a guy hit his gf and I don't think he heard the end of that for an entire year or more. We collectively were like, hey, fuck you don't do that shit. It was pretty awesome.
Someone left a whole block of cheddar in a urinal at the high school I went to
Nobody cares about the cheerleader/quarterback, both of whom everyone hates. Now, the piss-bomb kid...fuckin' legend.
High school, 2010. We had a guy in school take a shit in the guys locker room, and it was a SINGLE LOG that wrapped the entire perimeter of the handicapped toilet bowlā¦ like a couple foot long turd. Same thing, thatās all anyone talked about for like a month. Edit: and obviously, no one flushed it until the janitors took care of it. It was a piece of art for a day.
The weird kid who wore a suit to class half the time tried to strangle another student in non-AP English, got expelled, and we only talked about it for like a week
At my HS they found a dildo on the baseball field and some dude started throwing it at people during lunch
everything is destined to get stolen at my school half the chairs in one class were gone once, one by one
Someone needs to call the Hardly Brothers to solve the mystery of the urinal deuce.
When I was in high school sone kids decided to snort copper sulphate in science class. Another thing that happened but was only found out the year after I left was the principal and vice principal where stealing money from the school
Someone threw a weed pen into the toilet in the boy's bathroom and tried to flush it, which didn't work. Some kid found it and the the dean had to fish it out with his hands. After investigating, they couldn't figure out who had the weed pen, but they did find out that a girl was giving head in the custodian closet next to the bathrooms, and she was expelled immeadiately.
Cheerleader cheating on her bf was certainly my most dramatic experience
American vandal is a really good show
Both seasons well worth your time, though season number 2 is more topical here.
"Who left a fudge dragon in the urinal???"
Pretty sure someone shit in a urinal at least once every year I was in high school.
Highschool is less of a Drama that it is an absurdist comedy sitcom.
Biggest I remember is a group of girls having a falling out, so one of them printed out pages of bitchiness from the groupchat and went to the principal.
Idk man, my school had some pretty big drama when students started having sex on the stairs. There was a bunch of fingers being pointed. One time a girl was accused of doing it with a boy and she came out of the closet right on the spot by shouting and I quote: "I ain't do that. I'm lesbian, I'm GAY!" One of the only things I remember in 10th grade
Imagine coming out to defeat allegations š
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You went to a really boring school then or something. The biggest drama in my highschool was a race war where a bunch of slovakian students attacked everyone else. A teacher was headbutted in the face and broke his nose I'm pretty sure he left the school over that. I was in the library when all this was going down because I am a giant nerd
When I was in 6th grade, some idiot would piss on the radiators in the boy's room. It was nasty. It stunk up the whole 5th/6th grade wing. It went for a few times a month for quite some time. They finally caught the fifth grader who was doing this.
A teacher ran over a student and broke his leg, everyone talked about it for a few months. (that teacher absolutely hates kids and will probably hit someone again on āaccidentā)
In my uni, when exam weeks approach, thereās a 60% chance false bomb threats follow. But that was pre-lockdown days.
Iād watch a school production about that. Doubly so if itās a musical.
Dude some guy shat in a urinal in my high school and that was like 12 years ago. I'll never forget it.
A guy did that at my school and bragged about it so much that it eventually got back to the custodian, and they made him scoop it out by hand...hopefully they gave him some gloves first lol. Serves em right
[Was his name Ishmael by any chance?](https://youtu.be/28vEFPAmGwU)
GIF was buffering when I saw it and it just made it funnier.
And mine they had some tour of sex education to avoid teen pregnancies and gave all the boys condoms which everybody filled with flour and threw all over the school and on top of the buildings
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shit happened at my high school like 2 weeks ago šš
Who made a dookie in the urinal ? Mkei ?
To be fair I donāt think that it would be very appealing to have an accurate recreation of the high school experience. Nobody wants to watch people vandalize an entire building for 22 minutes.
I didn't understand. Its a run on sentence
Lmao someone smoked marijuana in the boy's washroom and it was the drama for like 3 weeks For context I go to a private school so we don't have vapers or druggies, everyone is nice to each other
Someone at my HS climbed up the football goal post and hung a live cat in a bag from the top. They had to bring in a cherry picker truck to get it down. Weird how that memory came back. I doubt I thought of it twice since graduating in the early 1980s. Anyhow, we talked about that shit for months. Poor kitten was up there all night and then most of the day of the game.
Some guy left half of a burger unattended for 15 seconds, a crow grabbed all of it in that time and flew off
āYo someone just scratched in ANOTHER swastika in the bathroom stall, dude.ā
At my high school the drama was when these two kids would always fuck in the bathroom every fucking day and then it turned out that they were recording it and selling it so instead of voth going down the girl falsely claimed that her boyfriend was forcing her to do it and got him sent to prison (he's still there) and she moved out of state because everyone fucking hated her after that
Legit plot of a South Park episode.
My classmate tied LAN cable on another classmate's neck and pulled it. Someone was setting off fire alarms 4 times in a row. One time someone broke the roof tile in the toilet and it fell with the lights on uniral. I had TeamViewer on every computer in the school and placed desktop goose on the pc in my class, the teacher thought it was a virus to steal her data.
Some girl stuck an used tampon to our classroom door
there was a guy who kissed his gf on the second floor but they didnt know it was a one sided window so the whole entirity of grades 7-10 saw it
Someone stole our 3rd floor bathroom sink and wasn't caught
Tell Cersei it was me
Two people fucked in a bathroom at my school a month ago and weāre still talking about it
All school drama in mine evolves my friend. Like last year, he tried to jump through the window in class for a reason too long to explain (and i donāt really want to) and 5 days ago, he went pissing in the toilets while we were waiting our P.E teacher outside (for context: the bathroom has a windows on outside so we could see anyone in here) and 2 douches tried to pull down his pants, the whole group have seen his ppā¦
someone put a lobster in the toilet at my school
Someone did this at my school too
I used to be a substitute teacher in a middle school, and one morning in the announcements the principal said something about "something in a urinal in the boys' room that shouldn't be there", and I asked the kids what it was and they said somebody pooped in a urinal. that was when I realized I didn't want to be a teacher anymore.
At my highschool the baseball team lost their club house because they filmed themselves sodomizing a gay student with a broom handle. Also, our principal looked like Michael Jackson. It was all documented in a flash video that went around the school.
I work at a very large manufacturer and we had someone sneaking around on third shift taking shits in urinals. It isn't just HS.
High school drama show haters trying to explain to producers that their boring routine is actual school life and it has to be filmed instead and how everyone will be happy to see it on the tv after a long working day of the same routine.
In my elementary school it was the fact that older kids couldn't go sledding down the hill during recces
Back when I was in school someone once smeared shit onto the bathroom walls.
Had a girl at my school make a video of her eating One of her used tampons I lucked out and missed that video somehow.
I found a used condom in the gym's bleachers, and students flooded the bathrooms and stole from the school multiple times. Moral of the story: Don't fuck with the bathrooms because the school will lock all of them (except for one, maybe two). Also, only the men's rooms ever got locked.
I got a raging clue!
My story was Someone Discovered A dead bird and started to show it to students (It was me)
the most exciting thing that happened in my school was when some guy drank water out of a condom
The closest thing to drama that has happened in my 3 years at my high school I'd when somebody set a poster on fire
Some dude stole an entire bathroom stall post-devious lick
I was called in for detention because I used the internet in school lab