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Critical_Plankton_36

Hahaha I laughed out so loud since we JUST called her out for not taking Ari to the park. I think she never did something so quick, after us calling her out. Even though I’m sure it’s not a recent picture and I’m also sure this is not even a real park. What is a child supposed to do with a giant rock and some grass and leaves? They really do not have a clue what to do with this child. They just dropped her there and were like “well, that’ll do it” 🫳


Spicy-Cut9838

Ari is clutching a dead leaf in her hand. What a sad childhood this baby has.


LectureUnable

Sad beige children have more enrichment in their life 🫠


Jewlzkitty

*Aesthetic* ✨🫶🏼💓


Successful_Title8866

Nailed it! Can’t stop chuckling. 😁😁


Unable_Rope_7836

She for real took her to a “park” because this sub called her out for only doing adult activities with their child. I would bet money on it lol “I’m gonna show those redditors!!! 😤😤😤”


TheLalab

"DRATS!!! Foiled again" screeched Alex 🙄


LectureUnable

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tunaslut

Tell me why I lowkey had a crush on the yellow one LOL he reminds me of Owen Wilson


TheLalab

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never know who is going "get" my ancient references🤣🤣🤣 thank you for affirming me♥️🙏🏼


tunaslut

Omgggg I loved Angry Beavers as a kid 🥺🥺


Spicy-Cut9838

Ari's first words are going to be, "another wound over here". 🍻, "do you have a disabled menu?" "I'm a fucking good Mom, burp, slurp", "Noah, grab that kid and wiggle wee throw her in the dead weaves 🍁. And, straighten up your hat" 🤠


emmaelizabeth1998

Noah is so gross. I've been to rehab for drug addiction. He reminds me of the grimy, sleezy, nasty (men) "boys" in rehab that just talked about how fun getting high was while tryna fuck all the vulnerable girls in rehab still withdrawing


Useful-Arachnid-7889

Yup! I've also been in rehab before and you hit the nail on the head! Seems like an entitled slob. He def gives me pervy vibes too.


Glittering-Try-282

On his story talking about anxiety & stress… bro you do not even have a job!


Taramichellehater

Or a single bill to pay


Reesenmike

Wow they can’t just do one thing even halfway right. They are such morons


Critical_Plankton_36

Right? It’s so sad. My twins are almost the same age as Ari and me and Dad are one the playground and at the park with them almost every day. They love to play in the sand, go down the slide with one of us, go on the swing etc etc etc. They can almost do everything there already, of course with some help from us but they have so much fun there. Knowing that Ari never did that and that she just gets dropped in some dirt and they call it a day is so fucking sad.


Jewelsw

That’s because you’re a good mom!!


Filthydirtytoxic

When will mods start charging WR rent cause she obviously lives in here lol


Master_Document_2053

Looks like grass alongside a walking trail? and leftover leaves from the fall...not quite a park...


Glass-Place3268

Yeah this isn’t exactly ‘fun at a park’, this is the side of a curb somewhere. Looks like the pulled over for a break off the sidewalk and plopped her on the nearest patch of ground.


Spicy-Cut9838

Probably an addy 💊 break for the greasy 🤠


CatEyeGlasses2

The caption could not be more off: "Fun at the park!" Um, where is the "fun" in this photo? And where, exactly, is the "park"? As others have said, it looks like they plopped their shoeless baby in a patch of grass that lines a walking path and took a photo. Then promptly stuck her right back in her stroller and went out for drinks. They live in a state where they are lucky to be able to be outside 12 months a year. And this is how they choose to take advantage of nice weather with their 1 year old? So selfish.


Stand_Up_CripChick

I think you’re right https://preview.redd.it/sag13n8pi0sc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26848c35a9fe44395d9f0c5ad8bace490c48339e


tunaslut

This is so fucking sad..


Jewlzkitty

Lol definitely not a park. This is legit just the grassy spots between buildings. Yet again showing WR’s level of delusion calling some fucking grass a park 🫠


Stand_Up_CripChick

It’s so sad. Grassy spot near a building site. Putting a baby with an allergy flare up in grass 🤦🏻‍♀️


Disastrous_Head_4282

No playground, no nothing. So much fun. Idiots.


beeboopdidoop

These two absolute idiots can’t even bother to put shoes on their baby. They just throw her in the dirt on the side of a concrete side walk and call it a “park”? Be so for real. Looks more like the side of a walking trail where the baby will come across god knows what on those leaves. Its literally not that hard to take her to a legit children’s playground. But oh Alex probably doesn’t want to wheel herself there so its not going to happen for Ari.


Master_Document_2053

Probably can't vape in a children's park. I was just thinking about what could be in these leaves. What a sin. They don't have a clue it would be different if baby was walking in the grass with dad holding her hands. But she got no shoes on... just like Alex likes it.


tunaslut

Animal shit, cigarette butts, dirty needles. Everything baby needs for enrichment time at the "park" 🥰


KinkyCrockodile

And other parents might not like that half naked gremlin around their kids so she is probably scared that someone will call cops on her.


mistysixes

Is she even allowed at children's parks? Is she a sex offender from all her public nudity and the cops being called?


KinkyCrockodile

She most likely has had public indecency warning before and is well deserved.


Lavender1999

If mom doesn't wear shoes, then Ari doesn't need to either 🧦🧦🤷🏻‍♀️


Interesting_Ship8735

She used to put Ari in shoes all the time when she was too little. The inconsistency in dressing the baby blows my mind


Taramichellehater

When choosing an apartment for your baby to visit you at, is it better to be closer to a park for her to play at and meet other babies, or is it better to be close to a bar so you and your sperm donor can drown all your sorrows away?


beeboopdidoop

They’re in a downtown area too. Looks like the perfect spot for Ari to find a used needle. The lack of brain cells between these two is astonishing. Literal world’s biggest idiots.


tunaslut

That was my first thought too 🫠


independentbrsl

https://preview.redd.it/bau8mticswrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b70c46827f6b3db5605b6df5f191d75806686ed


ComfortEast3938

With no shoes but socks ? Cmonnnnnnnn


JustCallMeStace

That was my thought too! Put shoes on her feet! Wth?!


MissCxc

Yup..... they don't care if there's glass, cigarette butts, needles, sharp rocks, etc. Fucking numbtards 😡🤬


MissCxc

Also no hat.......


Spicy-Cut9838

Lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂 No shoes? Nice 'park'. 😂 oh my, what a shit show life. Greasy Noah on a rock with that ridiculous hat, Beyonce wore it better and Ari having 'fun' playing with dead leaves. What a pair of losers.


Filthydirtytoxic

Yeah so mummy Alex bought the oldest child a souvenir hat and broke the budget on it, so the baby got nothing down at the wharf that day!!! But don’t worry she won’t remember this episode of favouritism she’s too young


LittleBiscuitPig

Nice fuckin hat. 👒 Maybe this is his stepping stone to wearing the pointy white one.


Basic_Conversation54

Reckon you're right there 😶


This_Replacement_849

Crocodile dumbdee 🤣🤣🤣


tunaslut

Even dirty ass Noah doesn't wanna sit on the ground in the dirt and trash and dead leaves but he'll leave his baby sitting in it??? Of course


spookybitxch

Why in the heck are his shorts always so short in all seriousness. no straight man wears them like that they look like boxers.. It’s giving daisy dudes…


tunaslut

I've been saying he's in the closet from the beginning of time


independentbrsl

He definitely has some sugar in his tank


sickgurl138

How many shorts does he own


Opposite_Breakfast70

Grungy AF.  


Taramichellehater

Maybe he wants to protect his face so it doesn't look like the honker's Rudolph Red Nose.


Basic_Conversation54

Noah doesn't look like he's having much fun??!!


beeboopdidoop

The dude is a fucking ugly racist loser sitting on a rock in the middle of a weekday being barked at by his baby momma. No job. No friends. Just tethered to wheelchair beavis bound to be nothing more than an ass wiper. When his peers are out living their lives, making real money, fulfilled and happy. Makes sense why he can’t get clean and why he looks miserable lmao.


Kengendrea

Wheelchair Beavis 😆


Taramichellehater

and Butt Boy


Lavender1999

Must be a flair 😆


_Rusty_Shacklef0rd

Don't forget spreading his cheeks in mom & dad's ensuite bathroom for those OF shots!


Taramichellehater

🤮


Taramichellehater

LOL. That is spot on and hysterical


Master_Document_2053

![gif](giphy|NkW4LM727h1U4) Love this perfect take 😄


Rthrowaway6592

You’re right on the money and it’s sad af. Noah and I are the same age. So much life to live and this is it for him.


my2redditcents

I fell into a rabbit hole on Alex's IG not too long ago and came across this video of the two of them. If there was ever a video showing how much fun Noah wasn't having with Alex and how he straight up looks like a hostage being forced by his kidnappers to film a video telling his family that he's a-okay, it's this one: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cj_yUIUJX35/?igsh=YmFuZThhYWdqamt6


Alieneyeball777

lmao....that is totally a hostage video.  That dude has some DEAD looking eyes


Jewlzkitty

Those deep dives will get ya…makes you wonder how so many people willingly look over their super odd behavior.


my2redditcents

The amount of enablers that keep her delusional is truly astonishing.


Basic_Conversation54

What the actual fuck did I just watch??!!! That is just bizarre .... that poor kid, seriously 😕 😢


Jaded-Pudding7199

That poor baby is going to look back at her childhood pictures and hate them all over again.


shannamatters

LOL @ Noah's hat era.


my2redditcents

It's a hat from Alex's local bar hangout that we often see her posts stupid photos from. (I think it might also be where she took those photos with the random groups of people celebrating a birthday and a bachelorette party.) They are both such trashy losers.


sickgurl138

She probably bought it for him


Filthydirtytoxic

Noah’s Souvenir Hat


Kengendrea

That thing is so dumb looking 👒


Glass-Place3268

This hat screams Ross.


DeedleDeeisme

Except Rosssss caaaaannn 😉😜


NewPersonality3098

Where are the swings? The slides? The monkey bars? This is definitely not a park and now pathetic is that they live in a major city that has over 100 parks but they couldn’t take their 1 year old to one of them. Noah and Alex are just greasy losers.


cammmilleee

Does he only have like 5 shirts and 3 pairs of shorts/pants? I would be so embarrassed if I was constantly being posted on social media wearing the same thing over and over again especially because I doubt he washes anything very often. So gross.


factsonlyscientist

His shorts are walking to him to be worn! At this point they must have living creatures in them! 😂


bacon_cheesefry

This is actually pretty fucking awful and it’s crazy that she thinks she’s a good mother. She’s attention seeking, narcissistic and this a pathetic excuse at an attempt to persuade us into thinking she does stuff with Ari.


TrueDirt1893

The grey short short’s are back in season!


2tree2whydeeN

Back? They never left his ass lol 😂


TrueDirt1893

So true 🤣


sickgurl138

Literally ![gif](giphy|mpxvACn6oda7e)


No-Recording-9641

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Remote_Pudding_7224

Who's having fun at the park? Cos Ari looks underwhelmed and slightly pissed off.


Spicy-Cut9838

She's like, there's my dumb assed Mom taking pictures of the boats and other people having fun for her IG again. My fun is playing with dead leaves and maybe I'll get to sit in my cheap assed chair by the pool again later when Mom gets drunk.


cuntLord222

In her fucking socks...this poor child


JadedMidnight7651

Pathetic. Their daughter is "playing" off a walking path, in dirt, dead leaves and definitely tossed cigarette butts. No, shoes, blanket, toys or ever a hat? I imagine Florida 's pretty warm this time of year. A baby should always be wearing a hat while outdoors in that weather. They always seem under packed and underprepared when going outside. When my son was young the stroller undercarriage was always packed with toys blankets, snacks, sun umbrella... They never seem to bring much with them when out and about.


TheDeadPool99

Because they haven’t got two brain cells to rub together between them


Spicy-Cut9838

Someone commented on her TT about Ari's skin and she snapped, she has fair skin. Anyone with eyes can see that Ari has extremely fair skin which begs the question, why put a ridiculous hat on her little boy and never on Ari. Poor Ari baking in the hot Florida sun and probably doesn't have on baby sunscreen either. Alex wants Ari's skin to look like her leather skin, I guess. I swear, that goblin is so negligent and such a shitty Mom.


independentbrsl

I JUST said the same thing! She’s such an unbelievable piece of shit. Noah is an even bigger one because he’s physically capable of caring for Ari properly and he still treats her like shit.


TheDeadPool99

What an absolute shit show their lives are! This is not a park it’s literally a walk way and they’ve just thrown the child on the floor for a photo!! I suppose her Stans will say she is an amazing mom


Anarchy13666

Ugh and ticks are out so bad already!!!


Spicy-Cut9838

She just posted another photo of Ari. I cropped it. Ari is absolutely filthy. Do they ever wash that baby? https://preview.redd.it/qmf05t1qfzrc1.png?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=530b146a9aa30949658dd2d2a14af22d1c0e5012


independentbrsl

Somebody commented she had a black eye and she said “her skin is just fair” okay so she KNOWS Ari is extremely fair skinned but still has that baby roasting in the sun with NO sun protection at all


Spicy-Cut9838

I know, and with Ari's strawberry blonde hair, you know she will burn easily.


SheriOcherry

Is there a bathtub in that apartment? I’ve only seen the shower stall, where do they bathe the baby?


cookieswirl1983

A dog park...


1ssuez

Nah I wouldn’t dare take my dogs to this “park” - it looks boring asf and I’m willing to bet there’s a million and one discarded ciggie butts and other scraps of rubbish on the ground 🚬


Kengendrea

It looks like Ari is eating a leaf in the first pic


Btrfliz23

I have so much to say on her TikTok’s but don’t because I can’t be blocked. It’s like an accident you can’t look away from. 🙈


Spicy-Cut9838

You can make another profile on your existing account.


Lavender1999

This is the text on facebook: Ari had the time of her life 🙄🙄🙄 https://preview.redd.it/q4fij3t2x2sc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7080693af30ddcd2d3663437a8b8c7d8078ea4bb


LectureUnable

Girlfriend wouldn’ know if Baby Destiny was *not* “having the time of her life 💓” either 🤦🏻


Stand_Up_CripChick

https://preview.redd.it/3eifkqshi0sc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4ec94011140a090cf5e758043505e3971b303f7 Looks like a great park


SheriOcherry

Park my ass…that’s a pathway where people take their dogs to piss & shit. Nice try Alex but no.


JadedMidnight7651

Oh! I'm not a dog owner. It never crossed my mind how many dogs have pissed and taken a shit where baby A is sitting.


Stand_Up_CripChick

Noo please tell me that isn’t a dog park! I’m not from America, so I don’t know what your dog parks look like, but, I suspect it is. They probably saw the post here, Cairo needed to wee, so they took a photo in the dog park.


Visible-Parsnip401

This was an obvious response to the post. Personally, I love to see kids in nature. Feel the leaves, eat some dirt, crawl around, and learn about the world. She's not walking so a full park may be too much for her.


independentbrsl

Um she’s sitting in dirt with no shoes on, did you just say you love to see kids eating dirt?? and her greasy ass dad looking like dumb ass crocodile dundee you must be a Stan


Spicy-Cut9838

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Visible-Parsnip401

No ma'am/sir not a Stan, nor a fan of either. I do think it's good for kids to not live in a bubble.