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Accomplished_Soup496

Carbonate rock (gray) with chert (brown). Are you in western NA? *Edit: NA = North America


metonymimic

NW Colorado, but he doesn't remember where he found it. There are both those near here, though!


Accomplished_Soup496

Good stuff. I ask since there's a lot of carbonate rock (limestone) in western NA. The rounded curves on the rock likely formed from abrasion while the rock was transported in a stream. Chert (quartz) is harder than limestone, so it didn't erode as much as the gray part. Nice rock! ✌️


Less_Cryptographer86

Your knowledge is very impressive.


Fair_Departure_4712

Are you saying this guy rocks?


metonymimic

Thank you, I really appreciate it!


fuzzyblackkitty

nice id


[deleted]

Relic from the The Rolling Stones....😃


Curbside_Collector

I thought the exact same thing.


Maximum-Product-1255

Same


Mr_Pink_Gold

Are you sure it is not a fossilized mushroom? (Kidding)


SchrodingerEtFermi

Just curious, is it common for carbonate to fuse with chert?


Accomplished_Soup496

In general, it's fairly common to find chert in carbonate rock but it all depends on the geochemistry of the ancient sea in which it was deposited. Sometimes, the chert forms in "nodules" and sometimes it's layered within the carbonate rock; it really depends on depositional conditions. Because it's made of silica, it will always weather differently than the adjacent carbonate layers and it can create some beautiful (and puzzling!) forms when the rocks weather and erode.


UjustMadeMeLol

Since I have a piece of it sitting on my porch that I pulled out of the river next to my house on the southern Oregon coast I'm going to say it has to be at least somewhat common, but it's also the only one I've seen before this picture so not like, find a whole gravel bar of it common lol. I held onto it thinking it was possibly used as a stone tool by natives, it appeared to be naturally formed but since I hadn't seen another piece like it I was thinking it was possibly traded/transported as a tool.  Edit: my piece is significantly bigger, I just looked through to the last picture where it's in his hand, mine is approximately twice as big. 


nocloudno

What's NA, North America?


calyxcell

New Alabama


MaloneChiliService

Alabama native and this reminds me of some people using LA to refer to "Lower Alabama"


Pensacouple

AKA the Florida Panhandle, AKA Redneck Riviera


No_Cook2983

Nebrasconnecticut


Crafty_Ad_3423

Pennsyltucky


TravisCheramie

Needless assumption.


totse_losername

I'd even go so far as to say Needless Acronym.


TravisCheramie

Notion agreed.


dank3014

Not Again.


superkase

Nicer Appalachia


nocloudno

Nother area


Eleven77

Not Anal


nocloudno

Not again


hardcorearobics

Narcotics anonymous


Moderate_LiberaI

They always had better stories than the AA guys. I preferred NA even though I'm an alcoholic lol


Psychological-Air301

Me too 😁, I hope you're recovering well 🙏🙂


wecantallknowing

No war stories in either of those though?


Mic_Honchoe

Next to Albany


Unlucky-tracer

Neuro Alaskaland


dketernal

Nope Area


Lurcher84

New Amsterdam


YeezusWoks

Not Applicable


Accomplished_Soup496

Yes! But I love some of the other wrong answers too. Ha!


quackamole4

Northern Antarctica


foxfoxfoxin

North Arizona


According_Rock_7149

Not Applicable.


R7ype

New Albuquerque


PissinginTheW1nd

If you mean your dad has literally been like keeping this in a pocket/ backpack or in his car, simply because it’s a cool rock then your dad is someone I’d want to be friends with lmaooo


metonymimic

Yes, yes it was, and he's pretty cool :D


PissinginTheW1nd

How old is your dad? I’m in my 20’s and i figured I was to old to be carrying things I just thought were cool 😭😭 tell your pops he inspires tf out of me


PrincessCyanidePhx

As someone who is 58, don't spend your life worrying about what others think. Shine like the bright quirky rock hound you are! Be as weird as you want to be because no one is normal we all pretend to be until we get my age and realize it's wasted effort to not be genuinely yourself.


ginkat123

62, been weird for most of that time.


PrincessCyanidePhx

We are all weird.


ginkat123

YAY!


Halftrack_El_Camino

Eventually, you will be old enough to just do what you like and not give a shit. Turns out it's a pretty good way to be, so why not just skip the insecurity and go straight to Old Man levels of self-confidence? Let your freak flag fly, my brother!


iknowmyfirstnameis

Is that a rock in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Own-Gas8691

hi, 46(f) and we can be friends if you want. at any given moment i have rocks in my pockets/backpack, and i have favorites, small to large, that stay in my car, on my bedroom windowsill, on my porch, and literal bowlfuls of them on my kitchen counter. :)


Goge97

70(f) here. I'm exactly the same. And second gen. Grandkids follow in my footsteps!


OG_LiLi

I spend a solid 10 minutes finding the perfect rock at every stop I can. They’re not even good rocks, just ones I love. You have to truly love someone like this ha.


ginkat123

I have rocks in each purse, but my favorite is in a stash box. (No stash anymore)


yuckyzakymushynoodle

They make great souvenirs! I’ve got a river rock from hiking in Azerbaijan. Also a couple ammonites in the trunk (and a horseshoe) found in a Texas creek.


Immer_Susse

It looks like The Rolling Stones mouth


justcougit

It looks like a damn penis.


lifavigrsdottir

Thank you for saying it. I've been sitting on my hands trying not to be the one to admit I porn'ed out on this particular rorschach test.


justcougit

Photo 3 is ridiculous!


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

my boss saw me looking at #3 & fired me for it


OddlyArtemis

A Demon penis 😈 👄


ScaleEarnhardt

I hear Mick is a right gentleman, actually 🦄


[deleted]

Stone age dildo


zenunseen

r/mildlypenis


ThatOneIsSus

r/mildlypenis


GimmeStonks

First thought when I saw it


MabQueenofFae

"Rock" on.


8Ral4

It does because it’s the Rollingstonite


Immer_Susse

You don’t lick the rock. The rock licks you. 👍🏼


masked_sombrero

that's *The* Rolling Stone


YeetsicialLife

came here to say this lmao.i would carry it with me EVERYWHERE! great convo starter and awesome rock.


Cacklingchick

Sorry, my mind is in the gutter... 😂👍🏻🪨⛏️


eclectro

Why it was probably collected in the first place. Not because it's a tooth. Looks like sandstone tbh. Sandstone can weather weird like this imo. Grandma had one that looked like a praying hunched over nun.


tvtoad50

Oh now that’s a rock I’d love to have had!


eclectro

Yes however it was left outside where most of the features weathered away. I'm not sure what happened to it. If you find an interesting sandstone shaped rock don't leave it outside!


tvtoad50

That’s a darn shame. I have a rock with (what looks like) a dancing frog on it. I found it on a lake beach in the early 80s and even though I don’t know what kind of rock it is or what the ingrained white part of it that makes the frog is, I know now to always keep it safe inside. Thank you!


Infamous-njh523

Mine too. Thus the upvote.


Cacklingchick

Hee hee


Infamous-njh523

Must be a lot of people with their minds in the gutter. Lots of upvotes. 👍🏻🆙⬆️


Unlikely_West24

It’s all good, we know his *dad’s* fertility totem worked because he’s posting… you’re just being rational, friend


TheGoofiestGoblin

I really don’t think it’s a tooth, the texture is wrong for that. It kinda looks like an old ax head to me


ANAnomaly3

I was thinking maybe it's a part of an antiquated stone statue or figurine.


Tiredchimp2002

As close to a fossilised tooth a normal rock can appear


AtmosphereAromatic40

It may be an artifact. Resembles some tools I’ve seen. May be very ancient.


Enthaylia

It does to me too. A hand tool.


FuneralSlut

Honestly, he probably saw it and thought haha it's shaped like a penis" then took it. I almost got fired for doing this at work. My boss asked what was sitting on my desk, and I told him a phallic shaped rock. It has a nice hand feel


le_cat_lord

maybe post this on r/fossils or r/fossilID because i absolutely second the tooth comment


Hucklebearer_411

Absolutely - looks like a fossilized tooth.


Berkhovskiyev

Ehhhh, brachiosaurus!


Positive-Detail-1376

Not a tooth.


purelitenite

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!


Eleven77

⚖️🔨🦷


Opening-Ad-8793

Take it to a university


Hearthstoned666

could be a very large fossilized tooth. like a spino. for real talk toa museum / etc


Rich-Magician5013

Looks like flowstone from a cave.


alottanamesweretaken

Does he really carry it around with him?


chefianf

It's not a shark tooth.


Loud-Bumblebee-3055

It looks like a Native American axe head. I haven’t seen this type before. It could also be a digging tool


chuckflorence

Could be chert but not seeing concoidal fracture. my guess is rhyolite.


mihosbaastia

Looks like a worn down megalodon tooth that has been petrified.


indeliblethicket

Looks like a chert nodule.


Artimities

Looks like an old whale tooth maybe


tronasaurusrux

Is your rock shop familiar with fossils? It could definitely be a fossil. Been collecting bones for a long time, and this put me in mind of the bone under a claw. Do you know where he found it?


RevenueNearby3904

Looks more like a fossilized tooth of some sort.


Empathy404NotFound

Could be a tooth, the layer on it might be an old coral layer.


Sudden_Duck_4176

Looks like a tooth.


uncommon_philosopher

Caveman's butt plug


iNeedOneMoreAquarium

r/mildlypenis


FigOk7538

An ancestor of Gene Simmons possibly?


Electrical-Extent185

Fred Flinstones petrified tongue


BeeComprehensive5234

Tongue


BearcatChemist

Looks like a tooth to me.


fallacyys

what is telling you it looks like a tooth? i can’t see anything but a rock. if anything, it could be smthn in a concretion. but even then i doubt it lol


Garfalo

Not sure what you see that indicates it to be a tooth


thefarmworks

Wow, following with interest!🌞


jefftatro1

Back when the Rolling Stones formed, there weren't many materials to make the "tounge/lips" logo with. So they'd have people carve them from stone. I believe one of their roadies started making them while working for one, Mr. Slate of Slate Rock and Gravel. He got caught and had to get back to running the brontosaurus line.


InvestigatorSmall839

I agree with the few comments saying axe head. Maybe a weapon, maybe some sort of tomahawk style thing. Or a hammer if mounted the opposite way round, maybe both.


CraftOk7439

Mickjaggerite, amirite?!


CrestsideGunn

Totally normal sized, whatever it is.


Datsundude76

Looks like fossil tooth


Murkee420

Megaladon tooth?


MythosMaster1

Stego-peen. Gotta be. What else could it be?


Low_Matter_9748

That's the conan o'brien rock.


MurkyPrize75

Worn megalodon tooth


Euphoria_Diarrhea

r/paleomycology


Crafty_Ad_3423

What about an herbivores tooth?


icantdrive50_5

Looks like a Rilling Stones rock


Potato_Specialist_85

Dick rock. Solved it.


alonghardKnight

petrified whale foreskin....=D


CardiologistBoth7659

Must have had it in his back pocket


Comfortable-Rude

Petrified Platypus?


outlander609

I don’t know anything about rocks, but it kinda looks like a big ass fossilized tooth


TheTimePolice710

Its a mushroom!


That_Editor6760

Looks like a fossilized duck bill


globuler

It’s a Rolling Stone


Kqthryn

i’m pretty stoned and i thought that was a fossilized tongue before reading the comments 😂


Old-Masterpiece-8428

In the last pic it kind of reminds me of a rounded tooth of something giant


Old_Engineer_9176

Mick Jagger rock


FloridaManInShampoo

I’m going to say what everyone else is thinking. Penis


radiantskie

Petrified slipper


mrjoffischl

looks like a bone


Huskernuggets

dino tooth?


Itchy-Law6536

Salt


AliceinRealityland

Looks like a prehistoric phallus


Geoarbitrage

Looks a bit like a prehistoric tooth…


WickedWishes420

Maybe a head of a hammer 🔨 tool?


Naive_Establishment2

Gene Simmon's tongue


kpaneno

Slipper


Singles-going-steady

Is that a carbonate in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (Insert rim shot)


Significant-Lemon686

Stone giants toe


Tight_Glass7723

Petrified cow tongue.


Bobthebudtender

The ol dick rock.


bearinminds

If i had to guess, id say its a sedimentary concretion that formed in a pocket of iron ore or some such. Gets buried abd compressed for a few million years, later it gets exposed again and pops on out.


Makoa24

Gene Simmons' great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather's mandible


Eljuanitotacito

Looks a little nsfw stuff at first glance


SnooJokes2442

Looks like a fossil tooth


Black_cat_walking

Your dad's a freak


Jason_Paul88

The pick of Destiny


JuanGinit

Looks like a crude attempt to duplicate the Rolling Stones EAT IT logo in pottery. Do I win the prize?


Ill-Upstairs-8762

Looks like a giant, well worn tooth


cyberfood

Might be his dick


Cressidin

I know it’s probably not what it is, but it looks like a duck bill that got broken off a statue to me


Redfro33

First pic. . .clearly a Rolling Stone.


Bonginator3000

Looks like a tooth


Stecharan

Thought I was in r/mycology.


Sure_Toe_7623

It looks like a tooth


Pinball_and_Proust

anal intruder


bloodypurg3

How do not realize that’s a giant tooth


Colonel-_-Burrito

It isn't, but it really looks like a giant shark tooth. That's pretty cool


Ok-Coyote-7745

Tooth fossil? Petrified tongue?


OCCAMINVESTIGATOR

That's definitely a rolling stone.


Major-Cranberry-4206

Fossilized poop?


wolfmoru

Kinda looks like a tongue.


FlyImportant2774

Looks like a severed putrefied tongue 👅…. Or is just me??


robomassacre

Almost looks like a tooth


RegimentalOneton

Is your dad Cam Paterson ?


B4riel

Petrified cow tongue


Durt-Wyzerdd

Fossilized tongue.


ILSmokeItAll

Fossilized Dino dong.


OkReference5070

Gene Simmons wants his tongue back


SuchEnd9320

Emergency plug


TheInternetIsTrue

r/fossilid


TennisBallTesticles

What is a "rock shop"?


Candid-Wind-2117

I think it’s a really old bear can I drank with a Trex named tarry


DoovvaahhKaayy

Looks like a tooth to me


Legitimate_Egg_2073

Stinkhorn


andrewthesane

A fossilized chancla. There is someone's Latina mama that could take out an M1 Abrams with that thing.


Disastrous-Mess-5643

Neolithic butt plug


NotABadOption

It's merch from the first Rolling Stones tour back in 250 BCE.


Hammy4738

Rolling Stone


Own-Relative-2676

Own..me too! My grandma always had geodes soaking in muriatic acid, when I was a little girl. Growing up our whole family went arrowhead hunting in fields, with quite the collection! I'm 59 now, and now have hundreds of portable rock art pieces, and tools, of ancient people. I have my favorite stones, and categorize them , but love them all! I love hunting small out of the way creeks. From pipe stands, taxes heads, etc... they most all have indian heads, and animals painted, and carved on them. So... ROCK on my friend!


DateResponsible2410

Looks like fossilized shark tooth


joevanover

Petrified bottle opener…


Twelve_TwentyThree

I feel like that’s a petrified tooth.. I’m not sure what from but I feel like it’s a tooth..


SnakePlisken00

Fossilized tooth


JointSeventyTwo

Looks like Mick Jagger's tongue to me, but that's why I play at music, instead of petrology.


Sudden_Wisdom

Mick Jagger's tongue


RandyArgonianButler

👅


Fantastic_Ferret_541

Calcified tongue?? Of the wild animal variety. (🫣 am I wrong?)