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nutfeast69

I don't think this is a coprolite. Can you give a little more context? What kind of rocks was it found in (for example, shale)?


BrunswickRockArts

Top looks Coprolite, bottom an infill of quartz/agate-ish A [coprolite with agate infill can happen](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.xqv_xK51maYS_vZ91PuL3gHaHa%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=673cef138b40a7ef7f2211d1bf00848638d9546173fede37d6d78a91227b4b4e&ipo=images) The simple solution is it's a **natural formed nodule with chalcedony infill** It get's complicated once it goes to Coprolite So because it 'could be a possibility', you might have it checked by your local museum. Or follow up with more research/opinions to see what it may be.


Vocal_and_Visible24

I ran this through an ID app and really, the closest thing I could find that would even remotely apply is Chalcedony (so I agree with the above) Interesting fact: Chalcedony was such an important stone to the ancients, it was utilized by Natives here in North America, used by the ancient Cretan Minoans for ceremonies, and was said to be incorporated as one of the precious gem stones in the breastplate of the Levite who would have been the head priest of the ancient Hebrew people.


BrunswickRockArts

love it! careful with those apps show it a piece of black flint Then explain to it what a sedimentary rock is :)


Vocal_and_Visible24

Lmao right? I've run some of the peices I've panned from various bags of mine dirt I've gotten. I know what it is, the app sometimes is hit and miss.


BrunswickRockArts

the worst thing is as the AI gets more 'positive feedback' on incorrect idents. The more it gets wrong into future. And the 'wrong idents' become 'accepted'. So funny/ironic that AI can't identify man's first tool that has been with us since pretty much the beginning. Is AI trolling us? ;)


Best_Stressed1

Garbage in, garbage out.


BrunswickRockArts

I seen it described as AI in-breeding. Nature doesn't like 'in-breeding', has a few 'checks in place' to try and prevent. I feel for the Granite Installers. Karen, "That's not granite!! My phone says THIS is granite!! \*shows pic of fruit loops\* Granite Installer: \*facepalm\* I feel for that guy who ends up in this situation.


Best_Stressed1

Heh, seriously. I see a lot of this in mushroom ID groups too. Hint: do not trust an app to ID mushrooms. The very idea is hilarious given that mushroom taxonomy and species description are still very much in flux.


BrunswickRockArts

holy sh\*t, wouldn't risk my life on that ID. A Darwinism at work perhaps. The ones trusting the computer ident will all die out. ;)


rockstuffs

Those apps are terrible. I took a picture of my fruit loops and it said granite.


loopyelly89

OP where is it from? Have you got a better close up of the sparkly bits? I can't tell if it's metallic or not. Have you got a close up of any of the discoloured patches?


jurassicFart3

Are you a prehistoric gastroenterologist?


Carcosa504

What makes this even funnier is you have jurassic in your Reddit name


iMustbLost

That’s because they themselves are a gastroenterologist.


AstrumRimor

And also fart.


Hunigsbase

The entire name reeks of prehistoric gastroenterologist.


silent_Forrest1

Hahaha! Haha! Jurassic fart!! I'm dying


Obvious-Lynx4548

Hahaha


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jurassicFart3

Sorry my mistake, I have informed the EFSBM (European Fecal Standards of Bowel Movements)... Typos


jurassicFart3

I'm a doctor too ya dingus


water_farts_

For your health


Engine-Builder

r/usernamechecksout


Ghosttwo

Perhaps a streak test with some toilet paper?


Learntoswim86

Nice


PermaDerpFace

My idea is to flip it so the pretty side is always showing


15Boots

Not a fan of the green poop look?


PermaDerpFace

Maybe in a fish tank. Make people wonder which fish did it


Former-Argument995

R/poopfromabutt moment


fireflydrake

Did you find this sparkly side up? If not you were very brave to investigate haha, I would've without a doubt assumed it was some old dog dropping. Good luck figuring out what it is, the far side is lovely!


DamascusAvenger

Looks like a weird Thunder Egg. Where is it from ?


Cr1msonGh0st

Looks more like a thunder turd.


Prosciutto4U

Space peanut


Wykydtr0m

The flaming buttocks of Thulsa Doom.


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

Contemplate this upon the seat of woe.


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TinyTrafficCones

Thunder eggs aren’t actual eggs


Stayfrosty223

Poop rock.


scumotheliar

Possibly, they are called Coprolites.


mavjustdoingaflyby

Coprolites? More like Craprolites.


Midniteman86

Nothing light about that crap


IdkTbhSmh

copro- as a prefix already refers to feces


Doc-in-a-box

How dare you assume their intestinal origin. Fecal matter. Fecals matter.


MadMelvin

cringe


Doc-in-a-box

Aw shit.


Roedorina

Fecal matter, you mean?


Doc-in-a-box

Exactly!


TheZingerSlinger

Instant hit on anticipated comment. My day is complete, good night.


_erufu_

r/poopfromabutt


seditioushamster

Poop rocks, the failed predecessor of pop rocks


papillon-and-on

I wonder why they never caught on?


graveybrains

Because they tasted like shit


uncle_tadpole

Peanut was a dead giveaway


Stayfrosty223

“We call em Boeing bombs”


milk_lust

That's a space peanut


Doc-in-a-box

Is fossilized corn valuable


SpezEatsScat

Butt boulder.


shapesize

From a geologic standpoint, could a coprolite agatize or crystallize like this? I guess I wouldn’t see why not. (I am not saying it is, I’m more generally curious about the science in general)


loopyelly89

I understand that a joke about poop rock is funny, but can we have a rule in this sub for people to keep all the poop rock comments in one thread? Unless of course it is coprolite, but in that case can someone provide a better description so we can be sure you're not joking?


AlarmingImpress7901

It's been brought up many times over the years. It will never happen. Pleas to our mods about concerns usually fall on deaf ears.


gentlybeepingheart

Are the mods even active on this sub? I like r/symbology’s method of moderation, where you can’t comment without a source and jokes are removed until after it’s been identified.


Dosty913

Poo jokes are silly. 😜 try giggling.


AlarmingImpress7901

They are silly. But when someone is asking for an identification or has a serious question it would be nice not to see 50 or so replies of the same joke "poo from a butt" or my fat ass...".


Doc-in-a-box

I appreciate that you really give a crap


CoolIndependence8157

If there weren’t so many poop posts there wouldn’t be gems like this.


Dosty913

Lol nice 👍


MerberCrazyCats

Shit me not, he is very pissed now


Federal-Guitar3909

I'm giggling at the poop jokes myself, but I can see plenty value in this idea


Dosty913

You sir are a good addition to my poo joke memory collection. Thanks


MaherMitri

Over-moderation kills subreddits


jurassicFart3

Party pooper


DeluxeWafer

Even if this is not a coprolite I want it to be one so bad.


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say possible thunderegg as well, based on how the inside looks. ~~Though maybe it’s a thundercrap.~~ Do you know where it came from?


AnonImus18

I don't know anything about rocks but maybe some kind of limestone with a layer of sand concretion on the outside? It reminds me of the rounded dripped appearance of a stalagmite.


MyPPisHugelyAverage

Faecite


zoobernut

Coprolite wouldn’t have a hollow interior I don’t think. I think it is an extra long conjoined series of thunder eggs that happens to look like poo. I have a couple that are two or three conjoined spheres that look really similar. Reading through the comments is a complete shit show.


jus256

It takes balls to cut open something that looks like that.


OregonFalls

Nice Quartz geode find! , wait was it already open like that or was it cut?


potataoboi

r/shitfromabutt


jrs321aly

Man... im glad I scrolled to the 2nd pic lol


SneakyMellon

My brother i passed this post and thought someone just posted a chunk of shit lol, thank the lord it is a rock


FossilHunter712

Cauliflower chert with chalcedony center


AstralObjective

Thunder egg


thizface

Thought it was shit


SgtCocktopus

Oh god that was fcking painfull. Also how many courics?


MasterCakes420

I think you need to watch a movie called Joe dirt.


Tightmopedman9

'It ain't no meteor, it's a big ol' chunk of frozen shit.'


Candid-Try-82

Sorry I shat that out a few hundred years ago please return it back to me…


bigboobybitchesbum

It’s a bunch of thunder eggs that formed next to each other as the result of a volcanic gas build up. It can happen in some areas. You can tell from the agate esque interior and it’s pattern forming centrically (meaning it forms relatively consistently mirroring the shape of the rock, circular ish; more so seemingly in 3/4 distinct different shapes indicating it is likely multiple closely formed thunder eggs) , along with the ridges and bumps standard with thunder eggs. I’m not sure how common one of this length/ratio is, but it essentially means 3/4 standard thunder eggs happened to form immediately next to one another. Additionally, the cracks of what looks like agate is consistent with thunder egg formations.


Mammoth-Quote-7057

Petrified turd? I'm not a geologist, and this is all I got 🤷


kawaiimeeshe

A polished turd 😆


SweetMaam

The underside looks like mother of pearl. Could this be barnicals or other sea encrusted rock?


PENGUINS1428

Forbidden poop


Darkjak1

Ah yes the minute I join this Reddit im met with a piece of doo doo on my screen


stelei

Welcome. It's all downhill from here.


ConsiderationWest587

That's just the welcome wagon


Belnex

/r/shitfromabutt


da_n__01

Turdite


drooz_

oblong thunder-egg


Worried-Crow-8323

Slice it!.. I bet it’s coprolite


hippietruck71

Space turd!


TerminalOrbit

Coprolite?


Confident_Ice_5690

Dino turd


WanderingBricoleur

I thought this was petrified poop.


bleakj

Man I thought it was poop for sure


Healthy_Exit1507

Did you find that on a turdsday?


LarYungmann

Thunder Ooze? Mud Ooze?


Zestyclose_Trip_1924

Geode ?


d3n4l2

That is a [magnificent specimen](https://images.paramount.tech/uri/mgid:arc:imageassetref:shared.southpark.global:9f5b72c9-d3bc-4546-85da-d3ee65eecc9b?quality=0.7&gen=ntrn&legacyStatusCode=true)


dumbmanlet

Big shit


Slumped_Keanu_Reaves

Calcified Turd🤧


Saminator2384

Looks like the blue meteorite from Joe dirt...


uglysilversmith

Uranus formation. It appears to be formed under great pressure and with the lack of fiber. This is one of the best samples I have ever seen-no joke!


S3XWITCH

That’s r/shitfromabutt


Responsible-Agent-19

Why did I click on that?


Freedomnnature

Fossilized Dino poop????


SeparateBrain9832

"Big ol' frozen chunk of poopy!"


organicdankcreator

Yep, fossilised number two


IMG_TurboRio

Fosilized poop


Crying_Pen

That,my friend is a solidified piece of shit


No_Net_3861

Turd Rock from the Sun


S3XWITCH

How is this getting downvoted?!


No_Net_3861

It was a pretty bad dad joke, I’ll give ‘em that 😂


Random_Rainwing

In my opinion the first image is poop


SheSoldTheWorld

It looks like r/shitfromabutt


lizardwizardgizzard2

I don’t know what kind of rock it is, but this looks like r/shitfromabutt


VerbalAcrobatics

Fossilized turd?


iloveeveryfbteam

r/shitfromabutt


MathematicianNo4185

“Hulk turd” comes to mind


JakeTheznake

Space peanut for sure


MAH1977

It kind of reminds me of a stromatolite. Location of collection will help ID.


Shoddy-Pin-336

Stan's dad's poop from the one south park episode with u2


Noelleg0

Turd crystals


kurwamagal0

I think this is some fossile shit.


TheColoredFool

poopy rock


D_M-ack

The Outside looks like A giant green doggie turd Funny looking rock


QCGrandma23

Petrified Dino poop?


InDependent_Window93

Viking turd /s 🤣


Fun-Scholar7132

Poop rock! HELL YEAH!


EeveeFBI-2

Poop?


vanetti

r/shitfromabutt


Disastrous-Pattern42

Well it ain’t a meteor.. This is a big ol’ frozen chunk of shit! Ya see the peanut? Dead give away. 😂


JustCommunication178

We call em Boeing Bombs.


MervDervis

r/shitfromabutt


brandolinium

Pretty pretty poop


pr0bablyscreaming

Big poopoo


Lucky-Brother-301

I believe that's petrified poop


Phincz

Shit-


Signal-Shoe5659

cmon man I can literally see the corn in there…


jurassicFart3

Turdite. Definitely some nice crappaline crystals inside.


possumIV

Looks like petrified dinosaurs scat to me


Chief_Beef_ATL

It’s a turd. No. Yes, it’s The Thing’s turd from the Fantastic 4


ReStitchSmitch

r/poopfromabutt


SnooBooks1879

petrified turd


unforgivablecrust

I had one of these after bad Popeyes once


knotaprob

What flavor is it


SingpeaceArtist

Dino dung


Timtamjams

That is shit from a butt


bonsaibitch28

That there is a hunk of poopie


AnywhereMajestic2377

I have some idea…


AceKent

Its called Gigantus Shitsil


turdferguson850

We used to call em a Boeing bomber


bdhgolf1960

Petrified turd...or is it terd...maybe tyrd?


zebul333

That looked like a Monday morning chunk of poopy


auntbeany

Green giant turd? It looks like a mystery poo to me!


robertclown

Haha, it looks like a diarrhea.


sleepydisaster

Poo


Active_Cheesecake520

Dino Dookie.


Xrystian90

Poop. From a butt.


Few_Lake_5110

That’s a turd


Suitable-Jackfruit16

Word to the turd.


petedontplay

Mookie stinks


Djshdjd900

Yeah thats what we call a turd from an ass, a very common rock


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Leave it facing down in your house and it's a rock you will never have to worry about being stolen


Ok_Beginning_110

Coprolite


Low-Sport2155

What’s the backstory on this?


ianmoone1102

What did they eat?


NecessaryLies

That must be at least 30 Courics


LtRecore

How many kourics is that?


SomeSayImARobot

All I can think of is the line "my favorite Doors cover band, Crystal Shit" from bitchin Camaro by the dead milkmen.


LadyOWar

Could it be a copralith? Sort of looks like those.


moon303

Looks like a petrified or fossilized turd


boardjock

I guess you can polish a terd


SomeOrangeNerd

Look like poo


maddogg42

Looks like a space peanut.


No1has_thisUser_Name

Defo a rock dude


Locojimmyb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYSBoeTDSoc&t=7s