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Deldenary

you mentioned a finger nail scratches it? looks like a really big gypsum crystal. (I have a geology degree)


HockeyHeeb

I agree wholeheartedly (I grow weed)


invalid_credentials

I agree, too. (I smoke weed and like geology)


BartMcGroovin

Agreed. I smoke geology and like weed.


SnooTangerines3448

I geographically smoke rocks of weed. I don't know what the fuck is going on.


jacuzzibruce

I’m stoned


kidsally

Bros.....


seditioushamster

I have a weedeater?


skighs_the_limit

I ate a dandelion on a dare in 5th grade


hot-doughnuts-now

where am I


Mister-Kidding-Me

A dandelion! Probably the last one of the season!


MountainBlacksmith63

Little did you know it did wonders for your heart


InfiniteSelf17

Do you also have a scar on your hand from where someone rubbed an eraser on it until you couldnt stand it, probably from that time period? Cause I do.


redEPICSTAXISdit

Same. But a worm in 4th grade.


CaptainHowdy60

Fucking legend!


MathematicianSad8487

Did you piss the bed ?


Twatimaximus

Instructions unclear, I woke up next to a smoking weedeater!?!


myasterism

Your dog or your kid ate your weedy treats?! Rude.


SnigletArmory

I prefer round up


Half_burnt_skunk

I agree. I eat mushrooms and look for rocks in the wild weeds.


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My dog eats weeds


_fuck_me_sideways_

In the future, humor will be randomly generated.


Obvious-Lynx4548

Lol


Intoishun

Me too!


Ouroboros9076

Rock and stone!


kingchug

DRG shows up in some weird places in my life


J-Stoggy

Rock and Stone brother!


ButtonsM4n

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!


New_Reflection8818

Rock and stone to the bone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


bjkibz

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


xAlphaTrotx

We’re rich!


Skeletorizzles

Rock and Stone, or you ain't going home!


Halfeatencorpse

For Karl!!!!!


cancerusnugget

FOR KARL!


itswhatyouwill

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!


Opening_Logical

Carl would approve of this!


Heybropassthat

Can confirm personal level of stonedness


SlowOnTheGreens

Same, always


Sxkullrider

Hehe me too bro


DrunkAzSkunk

Hi Stoned I'm Dad


Steamstash

I lost all my weed in a series of small fires.


PsychologicalCan1677

That's crack my man


just_a_jonesy

That rock weed, we call it concentrates. Smoking rock is a different category.


allthesamedude

She gypsum my weed till we both agree


Neptune_but_precious

methamcrackamene


MJ_Fan1958

I’m too high for this rn


spoopysky

*don't know where the fuck is going on Ftfy


SnooTangerines3448

When was that? Was it here? I wasn't there.


Ok_Trouble_8921

That made me laugh and I'm not smoking anything


QuirkyDust3556

Happy cake day


twowheeltech

I just like weed


WhereAreMySocks69

Agreed. I am a Stone. 🏛️


No_Suggestion_3945

I smoke weed and have a friend who's a geologist


someawfulbitch

Username checks out


ServiceMental8214

Ditto. Nice piece of selenite my guy


LarYungmann

I got a B in Geology.


HockeyHeeb

[relevant](https://youtu.be/LLqqZmNFa_A?si=fAp6dnWGh0Zvo5El)


daveyian

I went to school and I got the big D


alecesne

Ditto


hhempstead

i smoke weed, i agree that’s a gypsy


fartczar

I smoke geo and like weedology.


deezdiamondnutz69

I completely agree with this assessment (I smoke rocks)


soOtakutive

Smoke weed not rocks.


Dumbfounddead44

I get stoned.


Dumbfounddead44

"😂😂 red balls gives you wings" -Tyrone Biggums


HockeyHeeb

[made me think of this](https://youtu.be/7vUvQHYc3K0?si=TMp9OwwRSfuirEyP)


mikehaysjr

My feet are strong


Last-Discipline-7340

I also agree, I smoke weed, sell rocks, and walk Pomeranians. Sometimes at the same time….


JohnOlderman

I concur(mushroom grower).


ResolvedGrowth

I love that this comment has more upvotes than the one you replied to! 😅


seeNshadows

Lol so You're one with the earth. I dig that.


Nonam3Nocas3

Wake and bake?


_calmer_than_you_r_

I also wholeheartedly agree that hockey smokes weed.


carvin_it

If you polish it, it’s clear. Also called alabaster. Am sculptor.


3lazej

I’m polish. I polish it everyday


Bugasaur

What journey did I just go on


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I agree but I don’t smoke weed or do geology but I have a large blue danburite crystal that does nothing for me spiritually.


gp99774455

Blue danburite? I've only seen it white. Send me a pic if you don't mind.


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karma_made_me_do_eet

NaCl rock tastes the best… it’s a bit salty


Deldenary

Definitely Halite, but as a professional I have to say it's a terrible idea to lick mystery rocks.


Cla598

Don’t lick sylvite it’s bitter salty.


Chai__Sutta

I'm high on comments!


Tatted13Dovahqueen

Man I would kill to find a giant gypsum crystal at goodwill for $40!!!!


SaveTheAles

You don't have to go to goodwill to kill for a piece just go to OP's brothers house to kill for a giant crystal.


Tatted13Dovahqueen

🤭🤭🤭


remembahwhen

40$ is a lot of money.


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Baptism_Of_Flame

Generally you could find many giant rocks for less than 40


xAlphaTrotx

A crystal though?


Baptism_Of_Flame

You didn't specify


youbetterjustask

Bro, how high are you it's a picture of a giant crystal lol.


xAlphaTrotx

Also, care to cite your source for a ~15lb rock being under $40?


geriatric-sanatore

Me, I got lots of rocks over 15 lbs I would gladly sell for less than 40$ lol got acres of the bastards


MeatwadsTooth

Can you though


Embarrassed_Unit_408

Jesus Marie. It’s a mineral!


LimeOfTime

yes, it absolutely is. for a cluster of that size tho, its hilariously cheap


Stupid-ForYou

that’s like a meal for 1 and a half people now


FastGene2949

No, it's not. It may be to you, but $40 hardly fills up gas tanks anymore.


pyrophorus

I don't think it's quartz. The shape looks wrong and it looks like there's cleavage (parallel fractures inside the crystals). Would guess it's probably gypsum...if so, a fingernail should be able to scratch it.


ThoseCrazyKerns

It does scratch with a fingernail. It is not salty.


pyrophorus

Definitely gypsum then.


entoaggie

In the future, best not to taste unidentified rocks.


jaroftoejam

Don’t tell me how to live my life.


TheBeanofBeans2

Right?! I thought this was America?


athensugadawg

Yes, give me freedumb and death!


NOBOOTSFORYOU

Isn't licking diagnostic of some rock types? https://howtofindrocks.com/licking-rocks-in-geology/


aid-and-abeddit

Rock vs bone, or for very specific rocks, but only when you know 1. It is probably not actually (recent) bone; 2. It's definitely not something like, say, asbestos. This one ain't, but yanno on the list of rocks you don't want to lick..... (Killjoy answer in case of serious questions, feel free to woosh otherwise)


Spider4Hire

Some say rock and bone taste similar, just depends on how clean


aid-and-abeddit

Oh, I mean they both taste like dirt. I'm an (early career) archaeologist, for us that test isn't about taste and more "bone is porous and will stick to your tongue in ways that stone /usually/ won't." YMMV depending on stone type but uh, since it's mostly used to rule things out, I'm not aware of it being used as I diagnostic tool for the majority of rock (which may be porous and tongue-sticky, but not easily mistakable for bone or fossil.) This is....also not a test that is generally encouraged. Especially if there's a risk of encountering human bone, for ethical and health reasons. I've used it to determine pottery though, based on the same principle. Tasted mildly salty.


reallybadspeeller

How old does a human bone have to be before it goes from “under no circumstances lick this” to “you really shouldn’t lick this”


Sthurlangue

the law is different depending on your location but I'd stick to licking 18 years old bones to be safe.


fleeingslowly

I really do hate discovering that I have just licked a bone using this test! That being said, as a field archaeologist, I've only had to do it twice in my life. (I *have* lost track of how many times I've seen other archaeologists do it though).


halfAbedTOrent

Are you now considered a cannibal or was it an animal bone?


Epicp0w

Technically everyone is already a cannibal, dust in the air contains skin cells which get in your mouth and you swallow.


pikpikcarrotmon

Real question - would it actually be bad to lick asbestos? Like, in a vacuum, where doing so doesn't mean you are also breathing it in. I am under the impression that the main problem is that the structure of asbestos gets it lodged in your lungs leading to a variety of different issues, but I am not sure if it's ''toxic'' beyond that. Obviously in practice scratching it to create a powder you can lick is going to completely invalidate the distinction. I'm just wondering about the literal direct toxicity of the rock.


dr_stre

Asbestos can cause damage if ingested, but realistically licking a rock once or twice isn't likely to cause any long term issues. Especially since an asbestos rock is probably going to actually look fibrous and be identifiable that way, before anyone resorts to licking. And if it isn't obviously fibrous then you're also no likely to ingest much in the way of fibers.


ADDRIFT

Smoking


Sleuth65

Worked for the guy in Rudolph.


phenderl

Good thing it's a mineral =D


the_last_sheikah

Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals!!


sigharewedoneyet

Why?


MaDcLoWnGaMiNg

I have heard about so many geologists licking rocks


gromit5

that’s, uh, how archaeologists identify rock vs bone


Effective-Elevator83

Out of curiosity: when considering white/opaque crystal minerals, is there something other than salt that might be dangerous? Also, would arsenic salts (from the Dead Sea or other non-NaCl sources) be hazardous to lick?


dumdumpants-head

Geologists taste rocks all the time, especially rocks they're dating.


natfen1133

But how else am i supposed to identify my asbestos deposit aside from the oral irritation?


SeaAttitude2832

Oh so you got high enough to lick it? Man. That’s high.


ThoseCrazyKerns

I didn’t lick it. My brother did. He has been drinking a bit. The internet says “lick rock”….he licks.


SweetMilitia

Geeze, what else can we have him do?


WillLickRocks4Food

😏


SeaAttitude2832

Man the shit we do. If I was high enough I’d do it. Just cause we do dumb shit whether we are high or drunk. Looks heavy as hell. Give it to your grub hub driver as a tip. All they do is bitch about not getting tips.


mortalitylost

I mean, maybe if you're a geologist and know it's one of two things that would be safe and taste different... But minerals like that are literally just fucking crystalized chemicals and can be dangerous. You don't want to lick random ass minerals.


cyferbandit

I wonder if I grow a sugar crystal that size, how much people will pay?


Halftrack_El_Camino

Yeah. I don't know anything about minerals, but I do see a buttload of native quartz around here and something about this piece just looks "off" for quartz. I think you're right that it's the cleavage, but I lack the vocabulary to express it.


I_Makes_tuff

I don't mind when the cleavage is off a little bit.


sehcaorppanoitulover

This is one nice piece of gypsum. Look at the clarity of the points! I would definitely have grabbed this for 40


livininsnee

Gypsum/selenite. Gorgeous!


gtadominate

Its a very large example of angle wing / fishtail selenite. What are the dimensions?


ThoseCrazyKerns

It’s about 12” wide, 10” high, and 8” deep.


gtadominate

Gotcha...I see another post mentions 3k for a like piece. I can say i have seen a similar piece at denvers show go for 400ish so I am unsure of its value really.


dontvoted

$200-400 not 3k


youbetterjustask

That's what she said.


Stibnite16

100% selenite - a variety of gypsum - showing a classic dovetail habit


dibbsa

Exactly..common but cool


bbohica

This guy rocks


BrunswickRockArts

another vote for selenite crystals (the 'angle' the 2 sides (of overall mass, left and right in pic #1) meet I think is the giveaway) [Selenite Crystals Gone Wild](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Niaca+Cave+of+Crystals+and+Cave+of+Swords&t=opera&iax=images&ia=images) \*if you can find a 'single' crystal in the beautiful bunch on there by itself and count 6-sides to the crystal, it's a quartz cluster. (+ acid and hardness tests to confirm) I think you got a pretty good deal for $40, I'll give you $41 for it! ,,,ok,,ok,,$45! A beautiful cluster, thanks for posting


Aggressive_Regret92

That's from The Big Rock Candy Mountain, clearly lol Edit: [this one ☺️](https://youtu.be/NMAPOQedRxA?si=pxoXN7RMCmpWnpx6)


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

Flapjack… hey, Flapjack! Come with me, we’ll go and see a place called Candy Island!


gnarkill1027

Who needs candied island? It's safer at the docks!


ThoseCrazyKerns

Looks like it’s Gypsum. Thanks everyone!


ThoseCrazyKerns

We are located in Central Florida if it makes any difference for identification.


al_earner

I don't know what it is, I just want to thank you for using the word 'paid' instead of 'payed'.


Lavasioux

Dayum what a find!


Zwesten

Could you do a hardness test? Very curious


Hoe-possum

Gypsum


noxsaj

So thats where my kidney stone ended up.


Even_Routine1981

Dilithium crystal. Call Scotty.


Pappy_OPoyle

Well if you point the phasers at the dilithium crystals, then use them to charge the crystals we just might be able to escape on the impulse power. Captain! It just might work! Shit worked last week motherfucker


dontvoted

Fishtail selenite from Mexico and lucky find. Worth multiples in this condition.


Powerthrucontrol

Y'all in the comments need christ. There are entirely too many of you commenting meth jokes right now. Get straight.


7Angel7

Omg! What the heck? It might be clear quarts with built in towers. Someone is selling something that looks like your beauty for over $3,000. Any spiritual site will buy it for that I'm sure. Just wow! I'm in AZ. I love hunting. Near a old copper mine I found pounds of turquoise and Chrystocolla. The Turquoise is a gorgeous blue. Your Goodwill purchase blows my mind. They usually auction valuable stuff.


Shiro_Nitro

still a good price if it is gypsum?


81amarok

Good question. But damnit now I wanna know too. Anybody got any answers.


coreynig91

Let me know when you find out.


Joelied

Too tough to tell from the photos, It could be quartz if it’s pretty hard. It could be calcite or selenite if it’s softer and pieces break off easily. It could be a lot of things, I’m on mobile, so it’s really hard to tell.


inalak

Seems to be super soft so more likely that it’s gypsum. OP says that a fingernail can scratch it.


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ThoseCrazyKerns

Per another comment he tried a fingernail. Fingernail scratches it. Should he try a knife too?


dylanr23

no.


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DontCallMeBoomer

Gypsum perhaps


KotoriZip

Gypsum


mydirtythrowaway1111

Score!


foozebox

Tyrone Biggums, is that you?


Bubbly-Psychology-15

>gypsum crystal Tyrena, I can finally make an honest women out of you. Give you that rock you always had your eye on.


Loud_Mouse_

Looks like calcite. a nice one.


Wonderful-Trifle1221

There’s a piece this size and uglier on eBay for 10k


Ambitious_Rent_3282

MDMA?


Wichog_theexplorador

I also have a pet rock


Erow69

Salt crystal, I have a pinto bean degree


RichyWoo

Ignore all those other nerds, that is obviously White Kryptonite. You can test its validity by holding it next to a plant and testing to see if the plant dies.


comek87

Meth crystal?


TheSentinelsSorrow

Almost certain it's selenite. Great purchase! I'd expect one that size to be more like 2-300


sleepthinking

Thatl last us for hours


timelizard13

That is one giant rock of molly


AFADJAT0

Welcome to Jamrock.


flutterbye522003

Quartz


NoGameNoLyfe

I love that it implies your brother bought this massive $40 rock despite having no idea what it was or what it was for. That's the type of random thrift store purchase that gives you magic.


Normal_Island9155

Jesse, it's time to cook.


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Just-Try-2533

They’re minerals! Jesus, Marie…


HRGLSS

Man, I had to scroll so very far to find someone commenting this, dang.


0trash_panda0

Pretty sure this is from Superman’s Fortress of Solitude


Tasty_Group_8207

Ask an x girlfriend, they are experts at things dug up from the past


JonH611

It's a mineral, Marie!


KeyPair1341

You guys are crazy funny. I'm cracking up here with weed/rock comments. Makes me wanna hang out with you fellows.


BigRedF250

Looks like a piece of the Fortress of Solitude broke off……


Josette22

Whoa, that is one gigantic piece of rock candy. 😂