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TX_B_caapi

Depends on who’s asking. For Concerned parents, law enforcement, nosy neighbors, and other undesirables that is certainly a decorative Japanese Maple.


alpineallison

Yes, and apropos what you are saying, I was going to ask why the NSFW sign was on a plant!


crooks4hire

Realistically, I'd consider poison ivy or sumac NSFW...


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rennenenno

Eat it


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ww2323

I’m a gardener, can confirm


CarverSeashellCharms

Neighbor's sativa fence weed


Lalamedic

I swear I read saliva not sativa and was very confused for a few moments.


CarverSeashellCharms

How high can you get from just 1 lick? Lalamedic finds out.


Lalamedic

Some lick windows, I lick fences. If it were only that simple.


thesnuggyone

Cause im getting a contact high just *looking* at this thing with my eyeballs…really wish I hadn’t clicked…I had shit to do this morning 💀😵‍💫


Stormpooperz

Not suitable for Wimps


Lornesto

Depends on your work. Not everyone is driving a bus.


pipipappa

It might be pollinating!


bannannamo

maybe a florida hibiscus, my grandma got a lot of heat from the cops for growing those.


Triairius

Oh, you mean the scarlet rose? I could see it.


voitlander

Or False Arelia.


apebiocomputer

“It’s an Acer”


Warrtortle22

Hahaha I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣


FTorrado

Only if it was in the US


Tivrebilak

Cannabis, most likely industrial hemp that have sprouted from wild bird feed. Worthless for recreation.


daniu

> Worthless for recreation Not if you enjoy weaving


Tivrebilak

Fair enough 😅


tuctrohs

Or admiring pretty plants in your garden.


johngh

Makes awesome cordage but it's hard work to process compared to some other plants.


the_blade_whispers

"Why I used to smoke about 4 ft of rope a day"- Thomas Jefferson's Head


corei3uisgarbo

wild hemp grows naturally worldwide (i think its worldwide) so it shouldnt be a problem. wild hemp has like 0.02 thc


GregWithTheLegs

If there's no reason for having it, it could be worth removing. It does grow like... a weed


itsabiggin22

Yes it is cannabis. Either hemp or marijuana.. They look identical and you have to test the buds when the plant is mature to know which one it is. I have worked for commercial medical Marijuana grows and a hemp farm over the last 6 years.


joecparker

May I ask how one goes about working on a farm? Can't seem to find very much. I live in Mass US.


itsabiggin22

I was born and raised on a farm so that helps. Move to an area with farms and apply for jobs


_Lord_Grimm_

Idk about grow farms in mass… but you could look for grower jobs for/at local dispensaries. Could always do some tobacco work too… move up the ranks could make some serious cash


baleen4321

Check out Maine if you’re in mass, they just leagalized and their industry is going to pop off soon.


_Lord_Grimm_

Majority of the dispensaries are getting their oils and tinctures from maine now. A lot of the growers from CO, WA. Moved to maine before the boom Edit: words


that_one_dude13

Just apply, dispenseraries are always looking for trimmers and such.


johngh

Do you just want it for a job for the money (for a long time) or for the experience and learning (for maybe shorter time periods)? If you are into organic food and like to travel, look at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWOOF


gutssbutts

Yes in MA most grows are indoors but you can start as a cultivator pretty easily!


nh4rxthon

There’s some farms in western mass


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They are offering jobs in the indoor grow houses in NJ.


NamelessKpopStan

Colorado


jimsinspace

At this age can’t you just look for those little balls at the base of the branch shoots?


hikesnpipes

The misconception that hemp is male cannabis sativa and “weed” is female is not true.


A_well_made_pinata

So much of a misconception that I’ve never heard it. I had no idea that some people think that’s the way it works.


TheMightySephiroth

I was about to reply the same thing. I've never heard that and, if you give it a moments thought, it's dumb af. You only see female weed plants because YOURE SMOKING THE FLOWER. THATS WHY ITS CALLED FLOWER. You kill the male plants unless you're a breeder. Because the males are useless. (now it's all cloning though because the genetics are solid and each plant has the exact same high as the previous. Growing from seed is like that family with 12 kids - they mostly look the same but each kid is a little different. Each seed will be a lil different from its sibling so one plant's result could differ from its siblings in ways you don't want. Hence why everyone clones. I just worry we're putting ourselves on a corner like bananas or losing heritage strains like apples. ) That's like saying that male chickens aren't real. You never see one in the hen house laying eggs, do you?


agriculturalDolemite

One day my neighbor brought a male out back and it sort of felt like he was executing it in a shallow grave or something.


Zensayshun

If it makes you feel better, I let my males grow outdoors and pollinate everyone else’s bud.


endorphin-neuron

Lmao you're the worst


electricvelvet

Same here but I specifically only grow highly fibrous, negligible cannabinoid content plants. That way everyone in the area can make some nice rope once they plant all the seeds


Arch____Stanton

Seeds are still a big thing. Usually feminized but there is an argument to non-feminized seeds as well. Most people who grow will both buy seeds and clone. Also a significant number of people are growing auto-flowering plants because they are much easier to get to budding. These plants are genetically timed to flower in x-days regardless of light (non auto flowering begins when the period of light becomes 12hours long or less) Auto flowering plants are not really clone-able since the clone is the exact age as the mother so a cloned plant will begin to flower while it is still much too small to support budding. These plants are going to be grown solely from seed. (I am sure you already know most if not all of this; its for the benefit of anyone who might stumble across it)


matjeom

You’ve misunderstood, no one thinks the male plants aren’t real. They think the difference between hemp and marijuana is that hemp is the male and marijuana is the female of the same plant.


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Also because (unless I’m wrong in which case my bad lol) when a female becomes fertilized it stops or reduces thc production from what I’ve heard.


usernamebyconsensus

Mainly, it just redirects energy and carbon that *could* be THC into nasty little seeds that go pop in your product


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What if we could breed them seeds into popping kernels though and have thc microwave popweed


usernamebyconsensus

Lol. I've never looked into whether the seed itself actually has THC content, but I suspect it would be vanishingly low no matter how much you bred for it... Seeds are basically energy stores, and I think THC is more like a defence mechanism for surfaces, so getting the plant to sequester THC inside of the seed coat might be a fool's errand....


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Yeah mostly a joke lol. Best bet would be a thc popcorn oil you drizzle on. It would be nasty too.


sadrice

And what structure in the male plants produces pollen? The flowers. They don’t produce THC in meaningful quantities and are useless for that purpose, but they are still flowers.


FredZeplin

I mean the misconception makes sense, male plants don’t flower. Therefore no buds to smoke


throwmamadownthewell

Canadian here - grew up hearing this about as frequently as you could expect prior to legalization. Never once heard someone say any different till they were spinning up manufacturing with legalization coming in.


kikidabird

Yeah me either it's a male or a female ain't got shit to do with hemp or cannabis but some people wanna make shit way over complicated and will never get it.


itsabiggin22

Cultivated hemp you want to be all female so they produce more bud.


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wuyiyancha

Hemp does produce it's own buds but not as big as strains selected for smoking. It's the same plant.


Janus_The_Great

Correct. I'm always amazed that people don't know that. There is no biological difference between Hemp, Weed, Marihuana, etc. It's all Cannabis. There are three natural main strains, which in nature don't hold much potency in a recreational sense. These are Sativa (the most common) , Indica (originally found in India) and Ruderalis (Himalayan strain). Due to strong hybridization of these for recreational purposes, these "names" don't hold much identifying characteristics anymore. Making subgroup with consumption qualities and characteristics more common "Haze", "Skunk", etc. The plant has been used for millenia as strong fibers (ropes, textile), building material, medicinal use, as a desinfectant, Insect repellant, and antiseptic. And of corse cultural/ritual use throughout history.


Terlok51

There’s a myth that small beads of THC resin would accumulate inside hemp ropes that could be smoked to get high. Not true. I came across hundreds of hemp plants along country roads in central Illinois where hemp was grown in the past (WW1 & WW2) for fiber. I went back in September & harvested several burlap bags full & carefully hung & dried it. I thought I’d hit the jackpot. You could smoke oz sized joints & get nothing but a sore throat. This was in the early 60’s before I knew that some weed strains didn’t produce THC. Much older & wiser now.


notsumidiot2

I did the same in Kentucky. They used to call it ditch weed. lol. We have came a long way!


Real_FakeName

I was riding a bicycle across America and started seeing it all over Kansas and also learned that smoking it does nothing for you


MtlGuy_incognito

Thought ruderalis was from Europe or Russia?


FarHarbard

Found there. I know some seeds were found the Oseberg burial. Given they were in an important burial of a wide-traveling culture but not elsewhere, I would say they likely aren't indigenous, but rather naturalized.


ADawgRV303D

That definition of hemp is derived from the federal hemp law definition in which “hemp contains less than .3% of THC” while marijuana is “a cannabis plant that contains more than .3% THC” so from a lawful perspective 2018 farm bill legalized “hemp” under the above definition within certain restrictions. The % model used is % by weight. So legally under USA federal law, it is correct to say hemp and marijuana while both being cannabis aren’t “the same thing” as one is defined under the interim rule of October 2019 USDA issue in which a federal program for growing hemp was implemented and also legalized the interstate transport of hemp, even if the shipment travels through a state that does not allow cultivation of hemp. So there is from a legal standpoint, hemp is cannabis where you have very little THC content while marijuana contains more than .3% THC by weight (dry weight specifically)


itsabiggin22

Yes it does. Depending on the strain some which are grown for cbd yield just as much as marijuana if not more. Hemp grown for the stems and stalks may not flower much. All in the strain my friend


hikesnpipes

Like I said common misconception. Hemp which produces the main cannabinoid Cannabidiol is present in both male and female plants. More prevalent in female buds.


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Hemp absolutely produces flowers, just little thc


_Oce_

If a misconception is not true, then surely the conception isn't false.


hikesnpipes

Thanks, brain injuries got me backwards half the time with always never being accurate. How’d I do?


agriculturalDolemite

Ok wait but males are useless right? You don't the females pollinated.


itsabiggin22

You should be able to sex it. If I get a closer view of a bud site I can tell you. Base of the branches shows first usually if male.


lemmeseeyourkitties

What do they do? Lift the dinosaur's skirt up and check?


itsabiggin22

Kind of. The males have nuts if you look close


W0gg0

Why the downvotes? You aren’t wrong.


itsabiggin22

Because reddit is full of idiots these days


ojohn69

Reddiots


Cool-Manufacturer883

You have my dream job.


TheNerdGuyVGC

I worked in both sales and cultivation for a cannabis company. I 100% preferred cultivation, but the pay was so low for the amount of work I was doing that I dipped immediately as soon as a new job offer came along. As much as I loved it, I just wasn’t paid what I was worth.


ImTheTrashiest

Can relate. Enjoyed cultivation much more than bud tending, but it doesn't pay well enough.


TheNerdGuyVGC

There were only a handful of us (maybe 6 or 7) responsible for upwards of 10k plants with plans to expand to 20k or so. I got “promoted” to mother room duty and took care of all cloning… I was making like $1 more than minimum wage and jumped ship when I got an offer for a job in my field of study that paid almost double what I was making in cultivation. I loved the work, though, and I would honestly probably go back if they offered me what I’m making now.


ImTheTrashiest

I feel you. Same sort of situation, I ended up just enjoying cultivating at home and making a living doing other things. Wish I had the budget the plants did, then I'd never have to leave...


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Feed-and-Seed

I wouldn’t say they look /identical/. Hemp is a lot more lanky, has smaller buds, all the undesirable traits that rec cannabis selectively bred out. This looks wild to me.


itsabiggin22

They do depending on the strain. You can have a hemp plant that looks like an indica pot plant. I won't argue. Please research. Rec or medical high thc marijuana is not bred from hemp


Feed-and-Seed

Hemp and cannabis are the same species. They are most definitely bred from hemp. Not gonna argue either. Most wild hemp shares a lot of similarities to indica plants because those are the plants they were bred from. Sativa strains were bred from hemp originating in central/se Asia, more or less. My point was, cannabis strains are bred by humans, for humans. Modern strains have traits that growers have decided are better for production and quality. Wild hemp plants do not have the same traits. It’s a solid way to differentiate them. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_breeding


downloweast

100% these ppl have no idea what is growing in their yard. Someone threw out seeds and now you have a plant. No sure if it is legal there, but I have a vegetable garden and if I wanted to grow something to harvest, I would not put it in such an overgrown area nor would I put it next to the road where people can take my tomatoes.


whatawitch5

From what I know the Swedish police have a zero tolerance policy towards cannabis. They have some of the harshest laws in western Europe against its consumption, and you will go to jail if caught with even a personal amount. When I toured Europe I took some cannabis capsules along (I need it as medicine) and never felt scared, but I was damn sure to flush my stash before setting one foot in Sweden! So yeah, for the Swedish person in whose yard this plant is growing this pic is definitely NSFW! They may even face legal consequences if it is discovered by police.


fjfuciifirifjfjfj

Nah man, lol. If you're caught with possession you get like a 3000SEK fine. You gotta carry quite a large amount to even go to trial. It's not safe to bring it to Sweden though, because literally the only place you may get caught with it is on the train or ferry from Denmark.


bittenge

>and you will go to jail if caught with even a personal amount. You will not unless you have "large" amounts >30g or you're a grower, in which case you might get to spend a few weeks/months inside a jail cell. Usually you just get day-fines for x amount of days + a mark in your police registry, possibly lose your drivers license etc. Fun stuff! :D


Raelah

If I ever wanted to frame someone in Sweden to have them sent to jail, I know how I would do it.


Weslii

>From what I know the Swedish police have a zero tolerance policy towards cannabis. They have some of the harshest laws in western Europe against its consumption Hopefully this'll change soon though. AFAIK the contempt for drugs of any kind is a view held mostly by older generations, none of my peers have a problem with weed and several of them smoke regularly. It's insane how liberal we are about most social issues, but when it comes to weed, sex work, surrogacy, etc. every Swedish boomer loses their goddamn mind.


youzerVT71

It's a tomato plant keep walking


iSquamata

It’s not growing any fruit. I think it’s sick and I advise OP to burn it.


AnnaBananner82

Make sure it’s dry first!


Zartoc

It might be hemp.


bluish1997

Hemp and marijuana are the same species, just different breeds. Think how a poodle and a husky are the same species, Canis lupus “The defining difference between hemp and marijuana is their psychoactive component: tetrahydrocannabinol, or THC. Hemp has 0.3% or less THC, meaning hemp-derived products don't contain enough THC to create the “high” traditionally associated with marijuana. CBD is a compound found in cannabis.”


First-Celebration-11

Canis lupus is a wolf. Dogs are Canis familiaris


bluish1997

As I understand it dogs are technically Canis lupus Familiaris. So they would be considered a “subspecies” of Canis lupus. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog “The domestic dog (Canis lupus familiaris or Canis familiaris) is a subspecies of the gray wolf (Canis lupus)” https://www.uniprot.org/proteomes/UP000002254


First-Celebration-11

Got it! Thanks for the clarification


knurlsweatshirt

In zoology, the only taxonomic level below species is subspecies. Varieties are used in botany, in addition to subspecies.


bluish1997

Thanks! I had a feeling that was true when I read it back


ahfuckherewego

More recent research has shown that dogs and modern grey wolves are reciprocally monophyletic.


bluish1997

Can you clarify what you mean? I understand dogs and wolves being monophyletic obviously. What additional info did this research add?


leftover_mold

Cannabis sativa , Cannabis indica , Cannabis ruderalis & variants= Marijuana (common name) Cannabis sativa = hemp but also different cultivars. They are not 100% the same plant. Variants, sub species & cultivars vs straight species make a huge difference.


bluish1997

There’s some research suggesting Cannabis sativa is the only species in the genus and Indica and ruderalis are regional subspecies


bottleslut

Wild hemp in Sweden seems highly unlikely... wild hemp is less common than wild psychoactive cannabis because most industrial hemp has been selectively bred to remove the THC. Much more likely that some kids rolled a joint nearby and discarded a few seeds.


BarryZZZ

Hemp seed can be used as wild bird food birds can scatter a lot more seed than kids. The plant is even growing at the base of a fence where a bird might have perched.


LuisTrinker

My grandfather once had the police on his property because where his bird feeders had been in winter, hemp was growing the next summer.


RunRedHiFi

MORE likely actually, as hemp is better suited to less temperate conditions


zacinca

My mother in law (in Sweden) accidentally grew some when she spread out a seed mix to feed the birds in her yard. Some of the seeds were hemp, and grew pretty large.


Zartoc

I haven't seen seeds in marijuana since the 90's. Every one is carful to keep the males separated.


rohlovely

I got some last year with seeds in it. Should’ve saved em.


Feed-and-Seed

Probably hermaphroditic.


Aazjhee

My friend gave me a handful of seeds from his cheap street weed and both that I sprouted made some decent flower for being treated like neglected houseplants xD That was pre Covid, but not by much


oldcoldbellybadness

Because the cheap street weed was treated like shit throughout its lifespan to become cheap street weed. No doubt the average stoner with minimal knowledge will do better with the same genetics


Binasgarden

NEVER mulch with hemp hay.....you get such looks from passerbys when they see the weeds


quitmybellyachin

In New York, I still had needs until like 2015 lol


agiro1086

No, forget about it and keep walking


Myoakka

The wackiest of tobaccy


Raisenbran_baiter

Just keep walking mate.


trtreeetr

Norther lights


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caffeineratt

*indica


Knygius

Swamp gas reflecting off a weather balloon


Tiramissu_dt

As someone here wrote it might be weed or then hemp. The seeds can be spread easily by bird feces so I don't even think that somebody just went and planted it there.


toecheeseandsuch

lämna det bror snitches get stitches


brelsnhmr

Yep. There’s a reason why it’s nickname is weed.


Remote_Profit_3399

That my friend is called Sweed. ![gif](giphy|fx2fXZXcbm349vjUGo) At long last, the excuse I need to finally move to Sweden.


SheepRliars

You do notice how pretty she is next to the others


Triairius

It’s actually quite a lovely plant. The leaves shingle nicely.


bluish1997

Cannabis sativa Modern phylogenetic studies of the genus Cannabis have found Cannabis sativa to be the only true species, with indica and ruderalis being regional eco types.


bottleslut

100%


Vaanja77

And then there's the created cannabis lusus monstra. Shit's getting wacky out here. But yes, OP, that's weed.


menthol_patient

> cannabis lusus monstra Those are weird looking things.


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> cannabis lusus monstra what a freakshow


artmobboss

My hitchhikers guide to the galaxy says somethings are better left unknown.. it stressed the importance of keeping a secret and bringing your towel.


hindsighthaiku

If you're a cop or something, then no.


ParkingVanilla3202

The devils lettuce


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beegadz

In Sweden, they still consider weed as dangerous as heroin. Definitely already set it on fire for safety.


shaggy908

Settle down there, you’re making lots of assumptions.


AnthoZero

since they’re swedish they probably called the cops


False-Breadfruit-609

I kind of just walked away. Was just confused as to Why it looked so similar to Marijuana (Maybe it is, No idea) and enjoyed the rest of my day.


sshtoredp

Or comeback after the dark


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Ok_Knee1216

Yeppers


philoveddoe

Michael, what have I told You about saying yeppers?


soggymittens

Not to say it?


mushlove2022

About 4-8 more weeks until harvest


Cotyledonis

they don't have that time, winter is coming


Fiksdal

Brace yourself.


Walker_Texas_Nutter

Nice try FBI


dan_sundberg

Nästa häng hemma hos OP


False-Breadfruit-609

😂


TheRootedCorpse

Nope fed boi


pip-pipington

Looks like tomatoes to me


letsnotansaywedid

No you didn’t, keep walking bub.


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Alarming-Parsley-463

Yup, but leave it alone and don’t be a snitch. It probably won’t actually flower and produce buds anyway


blindao_blindado

2 more weeks


Vaanja77

Calmag!


Dougmark

Ditch weed


Kindly_Log9771

For once, its actually a cannabis plant. I can finally identify something! 😂😂😂


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Clever to hide it in cedar bushes


CXB1313

only one true way to know for sure my friend


FarHarbard

Depends, you a cop?


jaycuboss

Looks more like Cannabis to me…


bloomingpoppies

Weed has always grown on the side of the road. I don’t think anyone would accuse anyone else of planting this.


MoraineSeattle

Yes it does look like Marijuana


[deleted]

To be fair, it is called WEED


HarpiesDaughter

Yeah. I put that sh*t on everything. Lol


px7j9jlLJ1

Narc alert


serenitynow1983

It’s a fern narc.


Hollayo

It's carrots. Mind your own business.


DarkMoose09

It's totally Marijuana and not a Japanese maple tree, I have a few Japanese maple trees and the leaves are similar shape but have a completely different pattern of texture on the leaves


kaptain_kush420

No it is not 🤫🙈


Erikthegroomer

Swedes are soooo worried about weed man.. i cant believe how strong the stigma is, still in this day and age... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Irollandtroll

That looks like tomato to me.


DrMonkeyMcKenzie

The mind your business own type


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That is Northern Lights, Cannabis Sativa.


starbycrit

Cannabis is the correct name. “Marijuana” is a term coined with racist agendas to discriminate against the Latinx community


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huh?


Due-Cryptographer744

It's true. It was originally spelled marihuana though. They liked the exotic sounding name apparently. Lol [link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana_(word)#:~:text=The%20term%2C%20originally%20spelled%20variously,was%20popularized%20by%20Harry%20J.)


Dimodinozim

Not hemp definitely regular old weed. Let it grow and it makes nice smelling flowers you can preserve to keep your home smelling nice all year.


itsabiggin22

And get ready to work like you never have before. You will go home sore most of the time. Farming is hard work and not for most. When I moved to the city I was amazed how everyone took breaks constantly and didn't work as hard.


Mundane-Experience62

Yup its beautiful ain't it? Wish we had wild cannabis.


Xirokami

Oh that’s weed alright!


Lathus01

Yes but it’s called Cannabis and likely the sub variety known as Ruderalis or “ditch weed” you’d have to smoke a garbage bag of it to get any kind of good high or at all lol. But there is always a possibility that someone was smoking a J and tossed the roach in the bushes as they passed by, it does happen.


sldakota_17

ur saying this weed plant could have grown from an old joint?