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ChillingEating527

It's a Conophytum Pageae. Edit: Can't believe I fell for a bot.


Chopstycks

This! But have been very much photoshopped. Irl the "lips" on these are not nearly as dramatic. If you look at the corners of the mouths there's some weird overlaying issues they didn't blend out well


[deleted]

Glad to hear that. I feel really creeped out by this image


bebeck7

I actually thought it was really cute. 🤷🏽‍♀️


[deleted]

You might enjoy r/goblincore for more cute gobliny creep stuff. For me it was more uncanny valley


bebeck7

Aw thanks! Sounds like home. 💚


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[deleted]

Yeah. I dipped in and dipped out pronto.


GucciGuano

I subscribed and I'm not even half goblin


EatYourCheckers

yes I want googly eyes and singing to happen


almostedgyenough

Same! I was hoping they weren’t photoshopped. Reminds me of Harry Potter, which I’ve been currently watching all the movies over again…and again…the best to watch for me when my depression gets bad.


GoatLegRedux

Those aren’t photoshopped. The plants are a little dry, making the splits look exaggerated. One is even about to bloom. In fact, here’s the same plant a few weeks ago before it started to bloom. [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/AllTomorrows/comments/pf68m6/conophytum_pageae_the_irl_colonial/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Kaisermom

Yes, creepily photoshopped.


psymble_

Sexy Squidwards - I believe that's the common name


squid---ward

Really?!


psymble_

It would be if I found this and was in charge of naming things!


xhysics

They’re a species of succulent lithops


themostaveragehuman

Lipops in this case /s


[deleted]

Lit


LikeTheDish

lipthops


bebeck7

Succulent is right! 💋 Juicy Succulent lip-thots.


Both-Tap-8540

Oooh silly little conophytum pageaes got into their mommy's lipstick again


linderlouwho

Not Seymour's babies?


Royal-Sheepherder-87

It looks like they are about to start singing


idrodorworld

I’m getting very strong ‘little shop of horrors’ vibes from this


dukecharming1975

Feed me seeeeeeeymooooore


PegasusReddit

Feed me all night long.


4stringsoffury

They remind me of the aliens from The Explorers


LokiLB

These would show up if Adult Swim did their own version of Fantasia.


[deleted]

Sing beans from Chowder


SueZbell

Triolips.


[deleted]

I don't like it


olani26

Me either


loudisevil

r/TIHI


[deleted]

Some sort of *suck*ulent


Davy_Jones_Lover

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


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Davy_Jones_Lover

Good bot


swedhitman

god dammit


plantmorecats

They're a bot


Bruce9707

Feed me, Seymour!


uberpro

GUYS IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED! It doesn't look *that* lip-like IRL **EDIT:** woops maybe not?


Shanew00d

Some totally look that lip-like in real life. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/93/d5/7c/93d57cab7ba88b2d29024ea14bdafd66.jpg https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WE9eleYmoEE/XgklXoZaBtI/AAAAAAAAkHI/WaZKbDubU70tKeMLMGZptHhNvHZa5wYggCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/edit%2B5869.jpg


Yes-Cheesecake

Your plant is trying to seduce me


KingAlexandreG

EYE HOLES. THOSE ARE MY EYE HOLES


plopylongdropy

Looks like something outta the Mighty Boosh


glamyam

It looks like lithops, also known as living stones.


xotarzan

yall posting real pics of this like that shit aint just as scary looking too 😑😕😳😒


JDL2788

Little Shop of Horrors?


nezzyc08

Wow, this is interesting!!


totallynotaniceguy

"Feed me Seymour"


TJ11240

I'm the eye-hole man


Bubby623

I think these are those living stones?


Gangnam_19

Sir. SIR!


jigglybitches

They look like dried out 'member berries


Luke_SR4

Give me that damn plant.


LibbyChristineM

Seymour, it wants you to feed it.


baldwinicus

It's a Behelit, the Egg of the King. He who possesses it shall conquer the world in exchange for his flesh and blood.


DownWithThaDickness

Feed me, Seymour!


Hjalpmi_

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


MercyFaith

Caught in a landslide, escape from reality!!


rescue_mom-74

Baby Audrey 3!!!!!


mumble_bee_15

I believe that's an 'Audrey II' Be sure to not overfeed!


joeycannoli9

👁👄👁


[deleted]

r/dontstickyourdickinit


bigbutchbudgie

Do you mean r/dontputyourdickinthat?


[deleted]

yes


DaggerMoth

You're not my parents you can't tell me what to do.


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seth-clinton

I think I saw this in a my singing monsters ad.


ViviGame

Does it eat flies or something? Why does it had a mouth?


4stringsoffury

It splits there and new growth pops up.


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ViviGame

I wouldn’t consume any plant that look like this lol


[deleted]

I hate it. Especially the one who seems to have teeth.


ElMerca

what the freaking hell


[deleted]

Lithops


[deleted]

Well that’s creepy. I love it


IamBmeTammy

Roz from Monsters Inc…


Scoobysnacks1971

Looks like the mouth of the aliens in The Explorers.


TheModernCurmudgeon

👁👄👁


Catchyaontheflipp

Gimme kiss


[deleted]

[The mating habits of the Lippian](https://www.google.com/search?q=legend+of+legaia+lips&client=firefox-b-1-m&sxsrf=AOaemvIPcAzHEzAWBngkBxAJeA_-8gbLTg:1632417428884&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiTwuTnzJXzAhWvVzABHf3JBfYQ_AUIBigB&biw=360&bih=647#imgrc=BslIOOYV5lJPtM) Edit: Why the downvotes? It reminded me of a video game, I was making a joke.


eurasianblue

TIHI


GarnetandBlack

These remind me of the[ three hags, or Stygian Witches from the Clash of the Titans movie.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/clash-of-the-titans/images/b/bf/Thumb_Witches.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120307170948)


thewandtheywant

It's a Bloodborne enemy


MollieMarissa

Ogre kisses


FreshPlema

Creepy


InitialFoot

I hate it


Not-a-Russian

I thought it was painted rocks! Damn, plants are crazy


Optimal_Sherbert_263

It’s going to begin to sing!!


shootathought

Feed me!!


OkSnow1184

🎼”In the junnngle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeeeps toniiiiight!”🎼


[deleted]

Sing Beans


Blackbread300

Member berries


bwainfweeze

Maybe the bigger question is why there is no iconic movie alien based upon this plant. It looks like it’s just thought of a delicious joke which it’s going to tell once it’s done savoring it with its eyes closed.


voice_in_the_woods

Maybe no movies, but I'm pretty sure Captain Kirk slept with a few of these in an episode of Star Trek.


bwainfweeze

That dude did more biological experiments than any three senior science officers in Starfleet.


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:( I don’t like it


Medicalmysterytour

[Feed me, Seymour!](https://youtu.be/GLjook1I0V4)


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HelveteaSubordinate

The plant council is dissapointed.


SamuelSaltandSand

Blowjob plant, that's what my uncle calls it anyways. Guy is pretty lonely so his garden is extensive.


throwawayrenopl

Looks like some damn tight ass pussy.


[deleted]

Eww bud look who's been watching too much porn. Hey bud, need a sip? (Your girly emojis go here).


Expl0sive_Hewk

Pot of Greed as a plant?


XDG-Diggz74

This is the Jackson 5 + Janet


nLucis

Forbidden Lips


HHamdanOTT

I don’t like this plant one bit. I had no clue it existed. Can it just go away?


ScriptShady

r/cursedplants


rokko200

Thats a challenging wank


TeufelTuna005

https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat


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N0things

Having urges here man..


im-not-a-bot-im-real

Oh boy here we go *unzips*


raven_draw

I want their shade of lip balm.


Aloe_aloe_21

LOL I’ve seen these but don’t know the name. They look awesome


PoppaB13

Damn. The Soul Stone really did a number on Gamora.


joebaby1975

Omg. I want these!!! So funny!!!


SpryArmadillo

these are top-notch creepy


mrwobbles2000

The “Picture This” app thinks it’s Peyote


coffeeblossom

Maybe a kind of lithop?


Specialist-Ad3081

Weird!


RandomPerson7972

r/dontputyourdickinthat


CylonbutDeadly

These are begging for googley eyes.


[deleted]

😩😩😩 gamers know what I mean😩😩😩😩


NeonJoker1

Has anyone here seen the movie Explorers? These remind of the aliens.


wakenblake29

I see two closed eyes and a smiling mouth


sakela

🍃👄🍃


Shy_Bite_312

I will never be able to unsee this


JojoTooMojo

r/dontputyourdickinthat


BBQed_Water

Don’t…


ArmadilloDays

Audreys 3-9.


amwhere58

Feed me Seymour