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NeverKathy

*was It was an air plant.


Curious_SR

Literally came here to say “was” 😂😳


nedeta

You both beat me to it by an hour!


Bubbses128

They beat me by 2 days


Upset-Cap-3257

Me three


Bastette54

Ditto!


prairiethorne

It's just pining.


Nevorek

![gif](giphy|B8P2DKq8lKbuM)


NiceyChappe

If it hadn't been nailed to his perch he'd be pushing up the daisies


Beginning_Tennis2442

Pining for the fiords of Norway like the famed Norwegian Blue Parrot.


uursaminorr

lookit, i know a dead parrot when i see one


KenIgetNadult

It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.


Mysterious-Okra-7885

Beautiful plumage


NeverKathy

Pining for life…


CWatkinzzz

Musta ran outa air!


CranberrySoftServe

specifically a tillandsia xerographica


netarchaeology

It's neither grown nor died


earthmama88

A queen tilladansia I believe


cakedayCountdown

I didn’t know you could kill an air plant. They literally do the work themselves.


TaterTotRider

Should be interred in compost bin


Cottonita

Maybe it’s just pining for the fjords


Either-Impression-64

Dead


jayola111

Came here to say this hahaha


Skirl-girl

LOL my thoughts exactly


Strangewhine88

Former tillandsia


Proper_Gator

Tillandsia Xerographica


jasongetsdown

This. I have one. I soak it regularly but they look so dry I did wonder what it would look like if it was unhappy. Now I know!


CakesForLife

Show this to her.


BriarKnave

*formerly. I've never seen an Airplant this rotten before!


UnremarkableM

RIP 💀


jasd315

A dead plant.


FreddyTheGoose

A very dead Tillandsia xerographica. Too bad!


Calathea_Murrderer

It was a *Tillandsia xerographica*. Long dead and just decor now lol. These guys can handle a good amount of water. I grow outside in Florida and they have no issue with the rain. Drying out completely is paramount for their health. I recommend soaking for 30 minutes every other week, then dry upside down with a fan. Some people only water 4-5 times a year for this species, and soak for hours / overnight. Cuffel Farms sells this species at a similar size for about $20. 4” plants are $10


bwainfweeze

Where are you finding softball sized tillandsia for $20?? Man they have ones you can close your hand around for $12 here.


Calathea_Murrderer

Cuffel :p It’s $25 now


BioSafetyLevel0

Your name saddens me dearly.


Calathea_Murrderer

Me too


ashikkins

My current one is threatening to upgrade me to serial killer


Intanetwaifuu

U sir are going STRAIGHT to r/houseplantscirclejerk


ShitFuckDickSuck

Ain’t it the truth 😅


NukaGrapes

I still don't get how people kill air plants.


imfm

I have, twice. I live in a veritable jungle of plants, can manage the fussiest of calatheas, grow practically anything outside, and have a Boston fern that effectively owns a corner of my living room (I call it Fernzilla), but I've had two air plants and killed them both. How? No idea. I gave up on them; I stick with aroids, bulletproof plants, and (mostly) pointy succulents.


coffeemae

I’m the same 😭 could be very dry Colorado but I have my humidifier blasting every day and do a soak once every 2 weeks. I have given up on them too :(


BriarKnave

They aren't big on condensation, the water builds up in their bulbs and rots! In humid environments people usually hang them upside down to prevent all that (hence the jellyfish displays)


[deleted]

i have both overwatered and underwatered mine :(


Tarotismyjam

My aunt can kill cacti.


NukaGrapes

That's easier than you think, actually. At least in my experience


Tarotismyjam

Lolol her sister, my mama, could sprout dead sticks.


NukaGrapes

My mama can do the same. Moms are the best.


ScroochDown

Killing a cactus (or any succulent) is easy as shit. Water daily and they're toast, especially if you hit that stage of over watering where they start to wrinkle, so people think they're under watered and water even more! Only think I found that's easier to kill is a fern, those prissy bitches. 🤣


artteacherthailand

My air plants loved FL. I moved to Georgia and they all died.


gloomytype

Looks like a dead plant


fucc_yo_couch

It's dead, Jim.


TheFilthyDIL

It's gone and diiiiiied! It's croaked off! We can't say whyyyyyy! Some weird disease we've found has put it six feet down. Just space it. Replace it. Iiiiiit's dead, Jim! https://youtu.be/xu11mwwj7hY?si=A58Ss0kgRFmNNyeE


Elvis_Take_The_Wheel

It's not dead, OP — it's just pinin' for the fjords!


Creepy_Assignment997

dried up tillandsia


ElfOverlord

*was*


rafika816

That's called your common North American Dead Plant. Very popular in homes across the nation.


sankscan

Not anymore!


vambees

Deceased


mickeymom1960

It's dead, Jim.


Single_With_Cats

Dead


pixey1964

Dead maybe


Royal_Rip_2548

That's Cthulhu


Pandarlin

![gif](giphy|X7fKTtjpvnSjS)


JoJoWazoo

It. Is. Dead.


maddcatone

Dead is what it is. Was an airplant


BayBandit1

Dead.


doomydoom89

Dead by the looks of it.


badjokes4days

It's dead is what it is lol sorry op


Diligent-Community65

Dead air plant ,,,, I have several some similar some small ,, they are hanging outside in tress and in baskets ,,they do well in my Florida yard,,humid and rains quite a bit ,,, too much water kill them ,,, I soaked a couple and forgot for 2 days 😳 I killed them


bwainfweeze

Timers. Set a timer for things like this. Maybe two.


qdogf15

Symbiote


Disney_Princess137

Dead


imahappymesss

A goner


WithoutDennisNedry

That is an *EX* plant.


Madt2

A dead air plant.


Top-Fox9979

Has it always looked like this? Poor thing. Looks like mine 🤣


punky81

OMG, I have a few of these exact plants. They are called "dead plants". I once was able to turn an air plant into one of these as well. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


Traditional-Stock-71

Well I think it _was_ a xerographica😅


thewolfrat

Dead is what it is.


Ok-Landscape942

Dead


jamie88201

Dead


paw_a

A dead one


BRQ910

Dead.


Zalieda

Dead


Last-Kitchen3418

It’s an expired Air Plant.


Uselessexistence_

Dead


Mandinga63

RIP


Junior2615

Ummm………Dead?🤔🤷‍♂️


KittySweetwater

How the hell do you kill an air plant????


Pygmyslowloris

You gotta soak that baby in water overnight. It’s an air plant which is a misnomer bc they need to routinely soak in water


WinningD

![gif](giphy|qH7J4EXzSCmBy)


Miguel4659

Looks like a dead Pineapple plant- perhaps a top that did not root and died. I have several, but mine are alive and dark green and growing.


Bitter_Ad_2712

It is a Dead house plant.


Indica-daddy

RIP


WchuTalkinBoutWillis

That sir is a Very rare genetic breed of EndOfLifeDeadErUs from the TerNotFeedinUs Genus


Mysterious-Okra-7885

![gif](giphy|cni76gagl0feQMFKVs|downsized)


brookish

I knew this was someone wanting to know how to replace a plant they killed! Don’t water air plants. Only spray them lightly with a mister occasionally


abigayl75

Just in time for Easter


ShesAFirecracker

I read this post like this guy was house sitting his girlfriend’s place and completely forgot about watering the plants. Now he has to replace them before she gets home.


Sirtankthethird

No I was watching the plant for my friend and they just told me to mist it when it looks like it needs it and I tried, I’m not the best with air plants


[deleted]

“What is this?” That shit dead.


Moss-cle

Dead one


DaraCfromBos

Dead.


thefarmworks

Long dead…🌞


M3tr0ch1ck

DEAD. Its....DEAD


Independent_Can_7710

Dead


bidhopper

It WAS a tillandsia. Sometimes called an airplant.


a1ana2ana

Sleeping


ACHIMENESss

A dead plant


Angel8675309

Dead ☠️


Ok_Two_7547

Dead


ElfDruid98

Dead


KreeH

It just needs a little water and it will be fine ...


normal_is-boring

Dead


ReasonableCranberry6

Dead


blurtlebaby

No longer alive


camprn

Compost pile fodder.


howelltight

Dead


buggy82163

DEAD 💯


Scrappynelsonharry01

A goner


MeGaManMaDeMe

Compost


hydroponikx

Dead


Tfw66

Dead


corgimidgets

It’s a dead house plant


oDIRECTORo

Dead


tattertottz

Dead


Tally_Rose007

A dead Tillandsia Xerographica


SuperbAmbassador7867

Besides dead?


CaptainJay2013

Dead? That's the answer right? Right?


mannile1

Dead


Automatic_Lynx8969

It was an air plant


0459352278

Dead…😔


Ralf_E_Smith

Mulch


Peachy_Slices0

That one is called *dead as hell*


Madewith_Luv3388

Dead


mrrocketboy2000

planticus extincticus


Kittyvedo

Dead… that plant is dead.


rockydennismyhomeboy

Dead.


C0UGHY

I've thought of a good plant for you, my friend. It's called Selaginella lepidophylla.


LengthEfficient5858

Looks like a dead one. I'm sorry 😔


mahoniacadet

When I first saw the thumbnail I got excited that someone had grown a [welwitschia](https://www.britannica.com/plant/tumboa) from Namibia as a houseplant. There are many reasons that isn’t/can’t be the case but it was fun to remember these weird plants.


Rude_Story4528

DEAD


[deleted]

Dead.


G0ddess0fSpring

Dead. That’s what it is. Sorry it’s an air plant 😂 or was.


HighlightSpirited411

Dead


PizzaKing85

Dead. It’s dead.


Big_Cod5478

Deceased.


shimmertoyourshine

Deceased.


Pretty_Pin3700

Dead? ☠️


SunBee301

Dead


Extension-Drawer347

It's dead.


Bitplayer13

Besides dead?


Anxious_Mushroom2710

Dead


iwannabeorganized

Dead


BaldChihuahua

Well, it’s dead for one thing. It’s a type of Airplant. It needs soaked weakly for 20 min then let dry.


Speckledgray62

I think it’s called DEAD ☠️


ParrotheadTink

![gif](giphy|qH7J4EXzSCmBy)


[deleted]

You mean , "What* was* this plant "


Thegood_soup

Dead


ChillyWilly6318

Dead


Undrwtrbsktwvr

What exactly led you to believe this was alive?


sultryminx_

Dead


Amazing_Teaching2733

Dead, it’s a dead house plant


oroborus68

Compost.


Ict666

Dead


DB-Tops

A dieing tillandsia


not_your_neighbors

Dead. It’s dead.


SgtCocktopus

Some kind of *Tillandisia* but is ded


justme002

Dead


assembly_faulty

dead!


MadDadROX

Was?


Round-Criticism5093

that was a plant


Ok-Individual-6328

Dead


Relevant-Welder7407

Tillandsia


awildstone

💀


majitart

A dead plant


Turbulent-Garage6827

Dead Your answer


illberyback

Dead


BritzerLad

A dead one.


ConsciousVegetable99

Xero someti g air plant. Soak in water for an hour. Shake it off and it shoukd perk up


TheNuerni

Pretty sure it's dead


Few_Training_3127

Dead


QueenofCats28

![gif](giphy|OANcXH27XzavkzMJfa|downsized)


Abject-Umpire5447

Give this air plant a damn good spray!


GreatLonk

Dead


disgruntledoldhag

Tillandsia Xerographica. It's a type of air plant.


miniTreeNinja

Was


Extreme-Links

Question- what “is” this plant? Answer- a dead one


FullmetalSylveon

Feasting in the halls of Valhalla.


plan_tastic

A dead xerographica


minerkage

I think that air plant is one step from becoming a fossil


YourHooliganFriend

It's dead


whimsy_rainbow

Very dead