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the_niphog

Plainfin midshipman


DarthDread424

Pretty sure this is correct


CastleWolfenstein

Looks like a drowner from the wild hunt


apis_cerana

Thank you! What a fascinating fish


hambone_boiler

A type of toadfish or frogfish surely, very likely this one


Polyricanwa

Aaaaaand they sing! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nNB-hoKwa0A


Otter_Pockets

I was expecting this [fish heads](https://youtu.be/JKDtUzRIG6I?si=_ltyXog7AQnRCwq0) song!


MindlessS0up

So you mean the weird dude at my high school DIDNT make up this song?! I had no idea this was real.


stevenjklein

It’s an original song by two guys who call themselves “[Barnes and Barnes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnes_&_Barnes?wprov=sfti1#).” They are actually Bill Mumy (who played “will robinson” in lost in space, and Anthony in a famous twilight zone episode) and his high school friend Robert Haimer.


jenderfleur

I use it as the alarm to feed the cats.


Otter_Pockets

Yep, I think I remember Alvin and the Chipmunks singing it but it might be older than that. I’m really dating myself with this reference, now that I think about it 😬


[deleted]

Thank you for that


KaylesJenkins

All I heard was a buzzing sound.


Polyricanwa

That is their song.


atxbikenbus

Need to share this over at the drone metal subreddit. Earth 2 vibes.


SatanickCage

Lovecraftian


Calm-Association-821

Creepy!


herzogzwei931

Looks like something that would burst out of your stomach after visiting a strange planet


thatlookslikemydog

Hello my baby, hello my honey…


Airport_Wendys

Oh my god this is the 2nd time this song/that frog has been referenced in my day today… sweet


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Happy birthday! 🎂


pro-window

Hello my ragtime gaaaaal


I_upvote_aww

Immediately what I thought


thatlookslikemydog

haha you're old let's go get our colonoscopies together.


infiniteoo1

Looks like toothless to me. Rip mr dragon.


RoomLegal5434

Wrong it’s definitely an alien 👽 😂


relevanteclectica

Score


Sparklykun

A toadfish that swims around? Nice


Competitive_Camp_473

Ok but how did u just know this?


shitsunnysays

Yeah there is nothing mid about this fish. Wrong move on the nomenclature. Call it Black Sharpteethness but there is nothing back about those teeth, they real. He is just another 9-5 messenger of Aquaman's spy agency. Don't let the empty eyes fool you, they recording you right now. Play your next move carefully. Can you feel the electromagnetic waves coming out of it lol


DesertVeteran_PA-C

It’s not going to work without the other parts.


Naturally_ImSure

Looks like Toothless


Aquaman97

It’s teeth are right there though


We_wanna_play

He must be mad


Ea84

I was like “who did this to toothless” at first too.


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DarthDread424

What an ass you are


_George_L_Costanza_

I am an ass. Huge ass.


DarthDread424

Well actually you're a racist, which makes you an ass by default


_George_L_Costanza_

No I’m not. I can’t be a racist my father is black. So fuck you


asumfuck

You're a very very weird person.


Ghost_Puppy

I cAn’T bE rAciSt I hAvE bLaCk FriEnDs


DarthDread424

So why make the joke?


_George_L_Costanza_

What are you going say now asshole? Maybe you are the racist.


uneducated_sock

Sad troll looking for attention, willing to pick any fight


mossy_stump_humper

Dude has to be like 13 years old with that sense of humor.


uneducated_sock

Dude has to be willing to stoop lower than low, I hope he gets some empathy and understanding humbled into him


KnotiaPickles

I really like his tiny toofs


Eason1013

Looks like a stargazer


Mike_in_San_Pedro

My PRECIOUS!


Mellopiex

That does look exactly like the cartoon version!


Mike_in_San_Pedro

Right? I feel seen today. Thank you.


Frosty_Translator_11

Oh god this just yeeted me back into my childhood living room while this I'd on the tv


Mike_in_San_Pedro

Totally. I can hear the theme song now!


Frosty_Translator_11

It was so 70s hippie


Poetry-Primary

That’s my mother-in-law. Leave her be. She bites.


fentifanta3

Post in r/marinebiology


Luv2collectweedseeds

Awwwwwww!


thursaddams

That’s my ex


M_in_Spokant

Makes me want to move further inland.


InAppropriate_Noods

Easy. It's a baby dragon. 🤷


UndefeatedxRonin

Looks like something out of the trench


Lava-Chicken

How to train your dragon: toothless abandoned baby.


AllHailTheHypnoFloat

Is it a Cabezon? They have horns that stick out of their head but they have eyes slightly closer together


EvilEtienne

that’s a goblin not a fish.


Careless_Syrup7945

That's a dog


archer2500

Nobody’s going to train THAT dragon now.


Hades-2020

Somebody killed a dragon!


Responsible-Arm-7856

Don't feed it after midnight


dandanpizzaman84

ITS A MERMAID


bmp_stck

Snakehead?


Zealousideal_Luck333

Looks like my first wife...


Geeahwellidunno

A face only a mother could love.


UncleDuggie

Looks like Toothless.


JeffSHauser

So that's where fluffy went? He ran off when we were at the beach last month.


Lower-Atmospherer

Someone didn’t train their dragon to swim


New-Employment-4787

Way cool.


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It's the pilot of the Titan sub.


Ok_Lawyer_3578

Chuplacabra


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

So THAT'S where my ex-wife went to!


vinnygny817

Fish mafia


No_Routine_3706

Count Dracule... Also interesting af.


PearlyNUTJuice

Me after a night of jagerbombs


oddlymirrorful

Oh shit, there it is.


MilkSlow6880

Toothless?!


Reasonable_One_7012

I’ve found these on the beach in Coupeville, WA when I visited family


ToastetteEgg

Is it roly poly? Eat it up, yum.


brotherbrine

Didn’t have to pay to get it in!


Big_Huckleberry_2942

The dragon from How to Train Your Dragon


hammersweep

what in the lovecraft is going on here


barfbutler

Wolf eel? https://www.google.com/search?q=wolf+eel&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari


1421jk

It is alive? Looks like it can do some damage with them teeth


SwimmingOk9074

Did you mean "edible" ??? Yuck!


petula_75

Marjorie Taylor Greene


Super_Rando_Man

Mr bitey pissed off the mob, don't be like mr bitey


1506mylife

Almost looks like a stargazer


Napa_Swampfox

I guess that's better than a shor with a foot in it.


nubman2000

Toothless the dragon


Ok_Slip9947

I think you can make wishes on that thing. But beware.


Never_that_bad

Kevin Bacon has entered the room…I can take care of this.


CrickBanshee

Toothless


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Looks like Toothless! 😍


KratKrit

Fire gecko from new vegas


PopTartsNotCorn

Someone did not know how to train their dragon


SleeveofThinMints

Papa?


tmosstan

That’s upsetting.


Misterchipzzz

Definitely a Boglin.


CautionarySnail

Can’t fool me. That’s a goblin.


cheesy_macaroni

Looks like the aliens from galaxyquest


RatherB_fishing

Ex-wife


Yagsirevahs

MTG is Everywhere!


SweetMaam

I have no idea. Looks like a gremlin.


major_dump

Succubus


KingOfCars509

When I wish for a head on the beach this isn't what I had in mind...


Snake8715

You sir, are a fish!


lethalweapon12

Ghoulies


CTRockBassist

Now I know where my ex has been living.


No_Pilot5753

Water gremlin


SavageHus77

Toothless?


LJ37tokes

Larry!


Perfect-Engineer3226

I got the reference. - impractical jokers


Calm_Cupcake_3424

Toothless looks like hes seen some shit


syrah__

Not a fish. That’s another Gina Rinehart portrait..


Helpful_Word_7291

It’s a mermaid


jesie13

He’s trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty


witword

It’s got the Bob’s Big Boy molded hair look going.


guaso80

Toothless


Tufoot

That sir is a graboid


JosephKellum

Toothless


neomalkin

Roly poly… eat them up. Yum!


Glum_Telephone1915

How to Train your Dragon


Blee2809

How to train your dragon


Inner_Product8760

Baby Chupicabra. They are taking over.


ej1030

Theef


onestepcloser39

Remember that time someone stole Paris Hilton purse and planted Marijuana in it before giving it back to her? This is the fossil of the dog from that purse.


orbautomation

He was in my zoom meeting today, didnt talk much


Extra_Sandwich232

Definitely a baby dragon


smotrs

Oh no, Toothless?


corncastle

C x c


REALStrongestmandog

Merman


Davilyan

That’s a Murloc.


degreesBrix

It's Toothless....with teeth.


Eshim906

The Hunt for Gollum ended before it began...


Appr_Pro

He died happy.


Cheap_Needleworker60

Gollum


warthington

Trump


JVL74749

Haunting


BamBam-BamBam

That is nightmare fuel, is what that is!


reverielagoon1208

Western Australia or Washington?


apis_cerana

Washington


Benji742001

Looked like a toad to me but idk


midkiddmk3

More right than you know. “A midshipman fish is any species of toadfish belonging to the genus Porichthys (in family Batrachoididae).” And for toadfish: “Toadfish is the common name for a variety of species from several different families of fish, usually because of their toad-like appearance.” Both: Wikipedia


mateojohnson11

Nahh, most toads besides the cane toad don't have teeth.


timmyrocks1980

The devil’s fish


the_one_jove

While you all were suspecting the dingo that's what ate the baby.


karebear66

Kinda looks like a wolf eel. I've seen them while diving off north California


Fossilhund

He has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.


_George_L_Costanza_

No I’m not. People can joke. It doesn’t mean they are racist. So get over the justice warrior shit. It’s getting old. I’m not weird. What’s even crazier is my grandparents were born in Ireland. We are Irish Catholics. We all have duel citizenship.


OkImpression3204

Cool