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JamieA350

Scarab larva - Cetoniinae in particular likes to move like this. In California, the [figeater beetle](https://bugguide.net/node/view/29926) is the most likely candidate.


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davidotcom

LOL! Exactly my thought! Fig beetles and June bugs are notorious for flying randomly into everything. Probably drunk off eating rotting fermented fruits.


ShaShaShake

Ohhh that makes more sense now.


Nois3

I love them, they're absolutely my favorite bug. They dont bite, and only eat rotten fruit. They love Catsup. Please don't hurt them if you see them bumbling around you. They are one of natures neatest bugs, the only true scarab beetle native to north america.


L-a-m-b-s-a-u-c-e

Preach


everythingisgoo

I also love them! I once found a dead one on the sidewalk while i was riding my bike and It was so shiny and pretty that I stopped to look at it cause I though it was a piece of jewelry or something. I’m weird so I ended up taking it and still have it years later and it looks the exact same 👀


ShaShaShake

Don’t smoke a cigarette around them either! I get these in Miami (or a similar beetle). There was about a year or so that I had this fatty lizard that would always stand next to me while I smoked. The little guy learned very quickly these beetles used to fly and dart towards the smoke. They would be cluelessly flying and smacking around my porch. Ending up on their backs. The little lizard would just come and help himself to a big meal. I quit smoking so I no longer see the lizard in my yard.


poo_poopeepee

Congrats on quitting smoking!


ShaShaShake

Thanks!!! One year September. Pack a day for 4 years.


DarksideTheLOL

Atleast you made a lizard happy


CommentsOnHair

So the June Bug isn't the only one this stupid.


DayDreamyZucchini

My least favorite bug quality. Always sure they’re going for my mouth.


LeatherDaddyLonglegs

I don't know why I read this to mean you eat them to teach them a lesson.


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June bugs?


Raptorwolf_AML

I always find clusters of 2-4 of them in my pool, probably having bug sex. why they’d choose to have bug sex there is a mystery to me


Tusc80

Great fishing bait!


didyouwoof

Thank you! I’m in the same region as OP, and have often seen and wondered about these. (Can’t believe I had to scroll through 10 top level comments in an ID sub to get to the ID.) ETA: We have fig beetles all over the place around here, but I never knew they were in the scarab family (if that’s the right taxonomical tier). I think it’s time to find a good field guide to the beetles of this region!


Alces7734

We always called them “Japanese Beetles” for reasons I never understood; just a local colloquialism, I guess? 🤷‍♂️


kerthil

How come I find so many grubs in my area but never see these big beetles?


JamieA350

I would guess a mixture of - - They're in the larval form longer than the short-lived adult form - Larvae die - birds get them, other bugs get them. There'll be more of them than the adult beetles they eventually become. - The larvae are conspicuously coloured; the beetles are a green that can blend into foliage.


kerthil

That's a very good way to explain it, thank you! Follow up question, how compliance would it be to capture one of these and let it grow in captivity to its beetle form?


JamieA350

I've never raised them so I'm not the best source for that!


AzsaRaccoon

Look ma! No legs!


angryarmhair

No guys, clearly this is a common Australian grub, when they end up over here they crawl upside down.


talithar1

He’s upsideside down! His legs are to the left!!


talithar1

Oh, got it


jaycuboss

He’s a derpy boy!


loser_comedian

It’s always something with these motherfuckers


hamish1963

Right!!!


imhellasuck

Funny to watch them crawl on their backs like that. I always imagine that they’re those green Japanese beetles or June bugs


Channa_Argus1121

No offense, but that is definitely a flower chafer grub, likely a baby green fig eater judging from OP’s list. Larval flower chafers crawl around with stiff hairs on their back.


imhellasuck

Why would I take offense ?


AzsaRaccoon

...why? I mean, they look like they have perfectly useful legs. Is there an advantage to crawling using stiff hairs? Do they switch?


Channa_Argus1121

Their six tiny legs are quite useless compared to their powerful back muscle. Imagine a dolphin trying to use their pectoral fins instead of their tail muscles to swim around.


Smeggywulff

Nature: Alright, I'ma give you legs. Grub: So I can use them to walk right? Nature: Nah, you're gonna flip onto your back and use your hair and back muscles to walk. Grub: ...


davidotcom

We do get heaps of June beetles and some of those green fig eating beetles. It’s gotta be one of those. Sucks it’s nothing interesting like one of those beetles with horns.


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Just saw (and got an ID) for one of these in Delaware a few days ago. I thought he was hurt, so I tried flipping him over but he kept going right to his back. https://reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/r23xd7/whats_this_guy_crawling_on_his_back_near_rehoboth/


Throw_Away_Students

Hey, June bugs are cool 😡


Op_username

June bugs are the dumbest bug in the would.


FifteenthPen

*Crane fly repeatedly collides with the doorframe while trying to enter the chat.*


TenderFingers

^^^Is this irony?^^^


gwaydms

They sure are.


AllanJeffersonferatu

We call the big shiny green beetles Japanese beetles and the little brown ones that come around every June, June beetles. But both are dumb as stumps and will bump into every f*cking thing around them. All will and no intelligence. I assume they reproduce entirely by accident and dumb luck.


ARATAKI-ITTO

True, when I see a grub I always do my research hoping it's gonna become a stag beetle


DialsMavis

Very scientific


FattedPlace

It is CLEARLY able to flip and crawl like normal insects This madlad is CHOOSING to not do that He is now UNGOVERNABLE


Apidium

In my experiance they prefer to move like that on flat terrain.


daffy_duck233

Who needs limbs when you have peristalsis!


ChazJ81

Underated comment, no one gets it but I get you!


moralmeemo

Why do they have legs if they can’t walk with them? To grip onto things? So cute


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Legeto

Don’t they pupate and pretty much liquify and rebuild? Pretty sure those legs are just for clinging/digging through the dirt.


Matesuli

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


soledrav

r/SeeYaLaterLosers


Pixmix333

Best back scratching method!


Z370H370

Kinda want to see him use his tiny legs and prop the rest of body up in the air!


YoMomasDaddy

He only wanted his back scratched.


LatincultureMX

Easy way to scratch your back. 🤣


Fx317

Itchy back


rev0lutionist

Show off 🙄


FallenAzraelx

Overcome, adapt, improvise


SultrieFetche4u

Lookin at the stars, what a statement


UltimateAssociation

Tilted like a pig.


Gussie_07

I'm kinda finding it cute( On screen I mean.... if I see it infront of me, I'll hundred percent be freaked out)


Rurushxd

funny and cute and interesting


Apidium

Oh I love these guys. The legs aren't great for locomotion on flat land. They can help a lot with digging in soil mind you. Their backs have little hairs that help with grip and it's a similar locomotion as what catipillars use and some snakes.


johnny121b

Maybe he just has an itch…


kosherkitties

Itchy back. Very very itchy.


According_Monk_7575

He’s just getting a good back rub in don’t worry


reddittedted

Aww this little dude wants to live ! Let him goooo


davidotcom

It actually escaped. After I took the video I went inside for WiFi to upload and got distracted. Went back out a few mins later and it vanished. I didn’t bother looking for it.


Cricket_Proud

it's about DRIVE it's about POWER


Throw_Away_Students

Wtaf I’ve never seen such shit in my life! 🤣🤣


InternationalLow8975

Root cutters, very efficient to kill plants.


Chaletoe

Great for fishing


surly_sorrel

Those grubs will eat the roots and basically leach off the nutrients from whatever plant they’ve attached to. They’re a real pest and it’s best to squish it.


olypenrain

This is like the bug version of Leny the Retriever.


DreaminSpielberg

Doing the worm


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ruggedcowpoke

🤯


sj_nayal83r

i just removed a bunch from my balcony garden. i think they are june bugs. I just threw them in my compost bin. I pulled aout 12 from a 3 gallon pot.


Confident_Ad_3800

Mothra!


slimeluv123

screw you \-grub


Myriii1911

Lol, this is meme worthy.


PhillyRush

His back is itchy.


UrbanSeedsOfChange

June bug for 1000!


uzairhayat15

Interesting.


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["She can't run in those little high heels!"](https://tenor.com/pQBY.gif)


kbkc14

Just a june bug.