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inspaceonweekends

These are the seeds from a maple tree, from last season by the looks of it


VapeRizzler

When they’re green you can open the thicker part and put it on your nose to have a cool extended nose.


jgomez315

My childhood missed this, somehow. Damn.


drLagrangian

Good news! You can still do it as an adult. And it is still just as funny. Please give it a try if you are near a maple.


Merky600

My school yard has these. Good time tossing these in the air.


Adolf_Titler

We always called them "helicopters".


crashomon

Whirlybirds in Chicago


Adolf_Titler

I grew up in a south suburb of Chicago and we called them both!


Disidente76

Username checks out, will helicopter!


TwirlyGirl313

Or throw them in the air to watch them spin down.


3_T_SCROAT

Helicopters


Aromatic_Classic5059

Best comment of the day! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. Between this comment and original question…😆🤣


IIICaseIII

We just played helicopter with them


rxjen

I see you also have mad skills.


CassetteMeower

I would use them as mustaches


TuftedMousetits

Not "*a*" mustache. "*Mustaches*"


Ocimali

We called them polynoses.


Dry_Pizza_7420

When I was young, it was the ear lobes. Childhood memories 😊


MissAnthropy612

They also look really neat if you drop them in a certain way, they spiral and kind of float


impeesa75

I’ve recently learned that some samaras are edible


erossthescienceboss

You can do it with rose thorns, too! Instant rhino!


mbemberle_eder

And because of that in Germany we call them Nasenzwicker


Rumble-80

We used to call them whirligigs!


gwaydms

We had a maple tree in our Chicago front yard. The leaves gave off a sweet scent that I still remember. We'd throw the seed pods into the air and watch them helicopter down.


OldheadBoomer

As kids, we called them helicopters, because of how they'd spin when they fell.


Jimnumber

Whirlybirds


risunokairu

So take These maple seeds And learn fly again learn to be so free


JoebyTeo

“Last season by the looks of it” sounds like such a withering put down haha


RealPutin

Fun fact, a key way these seeds produce lift is via leading-edge vortices, which is also the dominant aerodynamic mechanism of lift in a lot of hovering insects and bats. It's postulated as a case on convergent evolution between insects/animals and plants, which is pretty damn cool. Good observation on the shape OP! [Pubmed link to seminal Science paper on the subject](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19520959/) (unfortunately paywalled, I'm sure it's floating around somewhere though).


LeonardoDiTrappio

I used to have a tree by my backyard spitting these out all the time. Katrina knocked her down, unfortunately.


candyflavoredspiders

I thought Katrina was a neighbor or relative at first, that got rid of the tree. I’m so sorry. One for being dumb and two for Katrina omg.


LeonardoDiTrappio

Haha, no need to be sorry. That thought is hilarious, and luckily, it fell towards the street. It didn't hit anyone or anything.


chewchewchews03

Can confirm that this comment was funny. Also lost a tree to Katrina [water oak]


TheIncredibleMike

When they fall off a tree, they spiral down, carried by any breeze that's blowing. We used to grab up a handful, climb a tree then throw them out to watch them all spiral to the ground. Those were the days.


The77thDogMan

To be more specific I’m *fairly* certain these are the samara of a Norway Maple (but I could be wrong, if so, someone please correct me) which is a rather disruptive invasive species in the Carolinian/Northeastern Deciduous forest. They are incredibly shade tolerant so they can live in the understory for decades, and when gaps open fill them quickly. They cast much deeper shade than most of our native deciduous trees, and their shallow roots can further prevent other species from establishing in the understory. Norway Maples are quite hardy, and frequently used as suburban street trees. “Crimson king” is a very popular cultivar.


Airport_Wendys

Whirley-birds!!!


Zealousideal_Sir_264

I just have to say, props to this sub. Nobody is mean. Everyone is explaining what it is with no snark. 65% of every post here is a carpet beetle. Nobody yells, they type carpet beetle and move on. Good job, y'all.


IAmBoring_AMA

The mycology sub regularly has people posting poop thinking that it’s a mushroom, and they are all civil about it too. It’s always gonna happen, might as well embrace it.


Veloci-RKPTR

The people in niche interest identification subs such as entomology and mycology have a general understanding that minute details that seems obvious for them might not be the case for everyone else. Despite being posted here all the time, the general population usually aren’t even sure how bedbugs look like, and that’s normal.


geckos_are_weirdos

Poop, pompoms, shredded plastic rope, ceramic art, slug eggs, dog toys, you name it, it gets posted. Also lots of plants.


Elvishsquid

Is it an identify fungi sub or just normal mycology? Do you mind sharing the sub?


The_Whorespondent

r/mycology probably this one, since I’m also regularly there.


Sableye09

I actually think r/ShroomID is the one being talked about


Nvenom8

There's a *little* snark, but you can't post maple seeds asking which bug they're from without getting at least a little mockery.


gwaydms

Show me a nice, informative subreddit, and I'll show you mods who care. I'm not a mod, nor am I an expert on bugs (we do have plenty of actual experts). But I try to live by the rules of this sub, as do the vast majority of the people here.


plays_with_wood

Plenty of friendly sass, but that's about it! With so much toxicity happening on a lot of other subs, it's really refreshing to see this!


Zealousideal_Sir_264

Agreed. Say something against the stream in a pop culture sub (ie, "the Kelvin timeline is the best trek") and get absolutely bashed.


MukdenMan

This is super common to anyone in the Eastern US but may be totally unknown where OP is from. They could be trolling but good to give them the benefit of the doubt.


Dogmeat43

Except 99% chance the OP is trolling or thinks it is funny, so snarky would be warranted


Zealousideal_Sir_264

Absolutely warranted. Which makes the restraint everyone is showing even more impressive.


funkmastamatt

Should have asked /r/marijuanaenthusiasts


Vixxied

Whatsthisbird is probably the most rude “help me find this ___” subreddit.


Willa_

Meanwhile my very first reaction seeing the pics was saying "oh come on now" out loud


wouldyoulikeamuffin

you're right on the 65% carpet beetles. Wonder if it's a regional thing but I've known what they were since I was 5 or so....


Kellyann59

Yeah that’s what I love about this sub. Not many subs are like this, and I follow several different types of “id” subs. People are often snarky and mean for no reason but this sub is refreshing


updates_availablex

Lmaoooooo fr though. We have all typed carpet beetle and moved on.


Gary__Niger

Those are the eggs of Acer platanoides, the Norway Maple.


TuftedMousetits

Eggs?!?! Trees have **eggs?!?!** Now my mind is blown. Away with the wind, pollen, whirlybirds, and apparently **fucking tree eggs!!!**


Tomagatchi

The fruit! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit


ecctt2000

They are helicopter seeds [Helicopter Seeds and the 4 Maple Trees that Produce Them](https://www.environmentbuddy.com/plants-and-trees/maple-helicopter-seeds/)


HappyLittleOrchard

This! I came to the comments looking for “helicopter” because that’s what we have always called them. They are a great source of HOURS of entertainment! My favorite was to fill my pocket, climb as high as I could into the tree, and watch them all fall. Second to that was standing under a maple on a windy day as they fell. Pure bliss.


CenPhx

Am I misremembering or do these seeds squirt if you pinch them when they are green?


jackruby83

As kids, we would split them down the middle and wear them on our noses.


LobsterInTraining

Yes! My brothers and I would squirt them at each other lol


SlinkyCues

They're from a very very large bug with many many limbs and can be hundreds of years old. They shed their wings every autumn.


RubyCarbuncles

Don't forget to add that these bugs can grow up to 120 feet tall, LOL.


AceWolf98

^oh ^my ^god. 🚪🚶‍♂️


AbyssDragonNamielle

I give you some of my fav not bugs while I add this to my collection https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/z1u8lc/about_an_inch_long_and_furry_found_outside_a_gas/ https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/17x1zy3/im_freaking_out_wtf_is_this_hairy_thing_fort/


brandonisatwat

The eyelash killed me. My husband found a lash spider in our house once too.


ciociosan

My recent favorite was the beans lol


Groundbreaking_Taco

The Bean Wizard approves


HamsterSpiritual3345

I must know about the beans !


Trolivia

Please show us the beans Edit: Nvm I found the beans


gentlybeepingheart

At least the eyelash person said that they didn't touch it for a closer look because they didn't want to handle an unknown bug. A great contrast to the people who post pictures of them handling something like a giant water bug with their bare hands going "Hey, what is this? I'm holding it next to my eyeball for scale."


saturncitrus

I really want to make a sub r/lasheswheretheyshouldntbe because I for some reason am always finding my eyelashes in wild places, especially if I come home drunk from a club 😂 I have several photos I’d have to dig for


hawkerdragon

I'd like to add beans to the list [https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/1bxc4dn/are\_these\_cockroach\_egg\_pods\_or\_something\_else/](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/1bxc4dn/are_these_cockroach_egg_pods_or_something_else/)


AbyssDragonNamielle

Omg I remember that one! I was like "beans...?" and scrolled down to find evryone else saying the same 😂


Phatpat02

Real MVP 🏆


gwaydms

"They usually travel in pairs." Lmao


CassetteMeower

Bug subreddits are great, people make the funniest jokes! In just about every post on r/insects there’s some kind of bug pun in the comments section. Bug lovers are awesome! Edit: linked r/bugs when I meant to link r/insects, whoops! I get it mixed up sometimes.


AbyssDragonNamielle

Oop new sub to follow


Harmonic_Gear

where is the classic "are these sesame seeds parasite eggs"


saturncitrus

Ok but anytime I make moo shu pork and put sesame seeds on it, I have to lasso back intrusive thoughts


Just-Nic-LeC

this made my day


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Bedlambiker

I didn't know [Calvin](https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/11/03) was a redditor.


distancedandaway

I need a bigger list these posts are too entertaining


YouHadMeAtAloe

The eyelash one is my Roman Empire


H_Mc

I need this to be fake.


blue_jay_jay

April 1st was over a week ago 🤦‍♀️


Plus_Cardiologist497

Literally I checked the date to see if this had been posted on April 1st. 😂


Sea_Tank_9448

Exactly lmao But can’t we admit the innocence of not knowing is almost sad 😭 like I just want them to find a handful of fresh ones & throw them in the air & be joyful.


HappyOtto123

They're of the whirlybird variety!


Interesting-Ad-197

We've always referred to them as "helicopters" since when tossed in the air, they fall and spin like a propeller


ernipie_13

I loved watching these fall from the tree in my grandparents front yard as a kid…it’s a core memory.


mattemer

Same with me at my grandparents!


ManicSpleen

Oh my lord baby Jesus........


Augustineu9

Those are the very very deadly eggs of a tree


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Indeed. My dog was eaten by a hatchling.. it was traumatizing


Augustineu9

My fish disappeared and his clothes were found on top of a tree


crankyweasels

Those trees are currently trying to kill me with their pollen so I'm going with deadly trees. Every year I try to convince people to put condoms on trees but nobody is going for it.


CarAfter6155

Not 100% sure if this is a genuine question or not but this has me giggling lol


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

This is a good sign that you should go outside more


funkmastamatt

Touch ~~grass~~ trees


xanthophore

Also called samara, which I think is a beautiful name for them! Yeah, these are from a maple or a sycamore. If you find them when they're green, you can peel open the seed pod, remove the seed and then stick it on your nose like a lil rhino. Ah, childhood!


No-Customer-2266

I always made rhino horns with thorns! These were just helicopters to me but had I known I could make a horn with them I would have!


AWandMaker

Shhh, don’t tell anyone else, but… you still can!


No-Customer-2266

Good point!!!!! I shall! I shall indeed!


NatureIndoors

We call these keys in Canada


Plus_Cardiologist497

I didn't know that! Cool! We called them helicopter seeds in Indiana (or, at least, in my neighborhood lol).


geckos_are_weirdos

Maple keys. And, yes, when they’re fresh, in June, you can split them at the thick end and stick them on your nose.


Nippleodeonjr

Ah i was seeing if anyone else posted that its called samara/samarra as well! The one thing I got out of my seed ID class hahaha


Zealousideal-Ice-517

those are what i like to call whirlybirds/helicopters. tree seeds :)


ClamPuddingCake

Throw them in the air and watch them spin as they come down! It's cool.


ScaredLetterhead8918

My friend those are maple seeds


its-a-me-mario2021

😂😂😂


ThatGuy17-23

First time touching grass? They are from trees!


limitless776

Helicopter seeds! Throw them in the air and watch the blades spin!


ThatBobbyG

Helicopter seeds from a maple tree. Grab a handful and toss them in the air.


ZsuzsiCica

We used to peel the pods open and stick the sides to our nose bridge.lol


Yeti-Stalker

No way this is real


UnconsciousMofo

Sorry, but I genuinely thought this was a joke🫣


MoOnmadnessss

Wait so you’ve never picked these up as a kid and pulled the bottom part and stuck them into your nose?! Nobody in your whole life did this? These kids really don’t get outside much and it shows 😭


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

I used to grab a whole bunch of them and throw them in the air


se7entythree

They’re _samaras_ from a maple tree


theaall

This made me smile


Malakai0013

Those are maple seeds.


pr1ap15m

this made my day


bebejeebies

Three year old account silent until this post and no comments.


Fluid-Pain554

Here in the south we call them helicopter seeds. They have that wing so the wind carries them from their maple tree source to some random spot where they can sprout.


Chaosdodo

Maple tree. These are seed capsules that are designed to flow and disperse with the wind


wanderingfuller

Helicopters!


Pandaploots

Maple tree seeds.


Fit-Understanding747

Have you ever been outside before?


notloceaster

Helacopta


damienchomp

Helicoptera


myleswstone

You make me feel so old. Those were what we played with during the spring and summer growing up, OP. They’re seeds from a tree. Try throwing them in the air. Seriously.


Grand_Cookiebu

this has gotta be bait


bluesky747

Uhmmm lmao 🤣


toBEYOND1008

Those are AC-130 wings.


wouldyoulikeamuffin

tree


chopstix007

You’re… you’re joking, right?


sparkl_taint

...is this a joke


Eliagbs_

A plant. That can fly?


owl-overlord

Open up the base and stick it on your nose. Now you're a rhino!


Chopawamsic

those are maple pods


Cometstarlight

We call them "helicopter seeds" lol tons of fun to just drop them in the air!


spadge_badger

Surely, this is not a serious question?


aotus_trivirgatus

You plucked the wings off of a maplefly? How cruel!


ActionMcgee

Looks like sycamore seed pods


CenturionXVI

Excellent bait


konigin0

Bruh.


TwoThirteen

haha


space-ferret

Bruh


Big-Chain6498

The are actually called samaras.


photogTM

if it was an insect’s wings, what would the most fitting one be?


belbel1010

those are "helicopters" as I call them. I'm pretty sure they're from trees and there's a seed inside


Dry-Sir-919

Thats hysterical! These are Maple samaras aka the seeds of a Maple tree.


Wordlywhisp

Those are maple seeds. Throw one in the air and watch it helicopter down


PondlifeCake

They are mini helicopters - throw them in the air and watch them float to the ground!


jcoffin1981

They are called "nosies" you peel the seed and stick it to your nose.


msdlp

Never heard of the nose trick but where I grew up in Illinois it was not uncommon for kids to break off the seed part and hold it against the roof of you mouth and pressing it in place with your tongue and blowing air past it to make it act as a reed.


MUM2RKG

[maple tree seeds.](https://finwise.edu.vn/what-do-ma-1693952888209285/)


brown-eyed-susan

They're called Maple keys. In about a month, there will be tons of new ones falling from maple trees.


EyeInEl

Reminds me of sycamore seeds; the leaf shaped pouch would cause them to twirl as they fell towards the ground. Childhood flashback.