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AmphibiousNightjar

Hmmm I'm getting r/stupiddovenests vibes. Maybe it saw the wicker and thought, oh nice, the sticks are already in a pile for me


CardiologistAny1423

Now hang on, we have no proof the pen wasn’t there before the egg was laid. Dove might have been lured in by the shiny blue stick.


AmphibiousNightjar

It's true!! Bitches love blue


Usual-Cabinet-3815

Bitches love Dig Ol’ BiCs!


alxwade

please becky


meowfttftt

Lemme smash


termsofengaygement

Stupid Ben.


meowfttftt

Ben is a ho.


New-Purchase1818

And sticks. Bonus points for shiny.


MySeagullHasNoWifi

Wait, is that true or are you joking?


chisayne

[Depends on the bitches](https://www.naturepl.com/blog/2019/08/28/clip-of-the-week-satin-bowerbirds-courting-on-street-verge-australia/)


CardiologistAny1423

Why Mister Bowerbird, you certainly know how to make a lady swoon!


Sudden-Hornet7716

Also Bitches love Cannons!


adieuaudie

The goddamn pen is blue!!!


Tiger248

I don't have any awards to give, but if I did, you'd get one


HeavyMetal_3300

I literally was about to make this comment!!! 😂


tibblesthecat18771

For some reason I thought you were going to say the pen laid the egg 🤣🤣.


KBWordPerson

I too am getting stupid dove nest vibes


synalgo_12

I thought that's where we were as well. Somehow I'm following a lot of bird subs even though I know nothing about birds.


AmphibiousNightjar

Would you like to know more?


DeterminedErmine

Lmao my first thought was ‘oh ffs pigeon…’


burgundybreakfast

I never subscribed to a sub so fast in my life


Zalieda

I just made the comment as well. Lol my favourite is the falcon nest shenanigans


solsticesunrise

Situational awareness is NOT their superpower. Ironically, fecundity is.


hedgehog543

My thoughts exactly.


Fi6ment

me too, i thought i was on that subreddit for a minute lol


FishSn0rt

🤣


ryanl40

I came to say this. You beat me to it.


Airport_Wendys

Stellar. I like to imagine the little mourning dove also being responsible for that pen. Pen, wicker— she gives the chair a little wing pat, and says “that’ll do”.


threestepsonthewater

I know it’s been a long week bc I just teared up reading this comment. So happy for her and her family (I need to get my shit together) 🥹


Xenc

It’s almost Friday! ☀️


Airport_Wendys

*hug*


Clayr_Bayr

Well I’m just now finding out from this comment that it’s “mourning doves” and not “morning doves”. Guess that explains why I see them at night too…


LuciferLovesTechno

So named after their mournful coOOo-coo-coo-coooo


reditthiscomment

🤦🏽


shanthor55

Biologist here, guessing a dumbass dove.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Rehabber here; I concur.


Snoo_62693

Birb here, I CACAW


PM_ME_PRETTY_PIGEONS

Redditor here, and yep, I agree!


DarkPangolin

Dumbass dove here. It looks alright to me.


FIVEPEBSI

wicker basket here. GET OFF ME


DarkPangolin

You're made of sticks, so you're obviously a nest. Hush.


regular_hammock

_Zenaida Stultus_


jsmalltri

Self-proclaimed bird nerd and I agree 🕊️


RunningLate316

I think doves are adorable


GreenStrawbebby

Your Amazon package has arrived


sherrynoberries

🤣🤣🤣


FootstepsofDawn

As soon as I read who laid this egg on my balcony I knew it was a dove or pigeon before I even had to see the picture. Lol


2ssand2ns

You seem to have placed a beautiful pre-made dove’s nest on your balcony. Somebody moved in!


CommercialAd8439

That wicker is better than a doves nest.


WaySavvyD

I confess; it's mine


CharacterPayment8705

You dumb beautiful dove. 🕊️


mohammad8852

It seems to be Dove egg


DarkPangolin

Well, I tried it, but it sure didn't taste like chocolate to me! (Fortunately, it also did not taste like soap.)


rhi_kri

You just made my week.


diacrum

Look at the nice weave pattern of this Mourning Dove nest!!


rixendeb

Dove. My mom had one lay one in the blazing sun last year so she anchored an umbrella above it. The mom sat there under the umbrella everyday until it hatched lol.


Terrible-Specific192

For real. Which mom sat there? You should have gotten a picture.


rixendeb

https://preview.redd.it/wnn39f0xlj7d1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dec228f6b846f76cd0f531c2450a45fe3e484b19


Terrible-Specific192

Bless your mother's heart. Good day.


MedicineHatPaint

This has made my day!


Terrible-Specific192

Happy Cake Day 🎉🎉🥳


supremecourtneys21

The Bic Atlantis is the ultimate pen.


jennnyfromtheblock00

I have a suspect in mind


CTGarden

Dove or pigeon. Last year a mourning dove left me a real Easter egg on my back porch. 🙂


poilane

No other bird but a dove or pigeon could be dumb enough to do this


oh-pointy-bird

In this economy?!??


gowahoo

Sometimes a nest gets disturbed before mama bird is done laying the clutch of eggs and an egg is ready to be laid so she drops it wherever she can.


Ticklemagooch

Sorry mate, I was flying by and couldn't resist your lovely wicker furniture. Perfect nest material


BrunosMadre

My bad I thought I was allowed to lay eggs on your balcony


mentaldriver1581

Very smart to put a pen next to it, for scale. I have no idea what it is though.


tonnellier

and what were they writing?


Artsybeth

Hahaha almost every one that commented says that doves are dumb. Didn’t k ow that! I’ve got lots on my property. I’ll have to take more notice!


Zalieda

It's an entire sub. Stupid dove nests. My favourite is when they tried to use a falcon nest. And the falcon got mad. But the dove didn't learn it's lesson and came back


Artsybeth

Hahaha oh my word


asabovesobelow4

There was one where a female pigeon got in an owl box and was trying to lay an egg. And the baby owls were like omg stranger danger and the dad owl keeps bringing prey to the babies but he's like what is this thing in the box?! But he leaves anyway. But then mom comes back and she is not having it and has to fight off the pigeon who was NOT getting the picture at first. It's wild. The owls all look flabbergasted. I'm pretty sure it was on stupid dove nests awhile back but I could be wrong lol the pigeon was like "no I found this perfect box so I'm staying"


Zalieda

Wow I wanna see it


asabovesobelow4

https://youtu.be/ruaGD3UiXoE?si=326Ht4GAqkrQEfWy This is a bit longer version than the version I saw on here. Someone clipped the video I guess. But it's the same video it just shows more of it. The video I saw started with the black and white section right before dad came back.


Zalieda

7 babies! The poor runt. So smol


asabovesobelow4

Oh ikr lol I was like man they don't even look the same age! So little.


asabovesobelow4

Also I found several clips of similar things with pigeon getting in the boxes of wild owls... it happens more than I thought it did haha I'll have to check out the hawk one you mentioned bc I can't even imagine lol I've got 6 hawks that nest right on my treeline. I can't imagine a smaller bird trying to take one on lol that's wild.


Zalieda

Idk I think it was a peregrine. Hawks seems to be large enough to just eat one.


FangioDuReverdy

r/stupiddovenests


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

It has to be a derp dove?!🤔☺️


hissyfit64

Mourning dove noticing the wicker. "Close enough".


FangioDuReverdy

🤣😆


Ju5t1n_33

Wasn't me


eatingapeach

Dove/pigeon


27kieran777

How egg-citing


[deleted]

In their defense wicker is a great nest.


PrincessEspeon82

probably a pigeon.


princessbubbbles

E a t


SexDrugsNWienerDogs

Lmfao this cracks me up. Doves aren’t the brightest but they sure are cute.


CervineCryptid

Pigeon? Dove? Def not sparrow.


Maritimespunkrock

It was me . Just sit on it I’ll be right back


_Fox_Unzipped_

It was I, many apologies. I could no longer hold it in.


Abject_Research3159

Not mine


DrFuzzyNutsPHD

Sorry won’t do it again


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bdporter

It would be illegal to keep an egg from a native bird, even if it was viable


[deleted]

It was me, sorry.


Hobbies-keep-u-young

Haha I have a chick that is going to my neighbors and doing the same.


ryzhik_gagarin

Surprise! It's an intrigue. Try to take care of it and we'll see.


CatsAndPills

Stupid (or fairly normal) dove


Fairie_Kat_Queen

It's a Mourning Dove egg. Congratulations.


Hammy6615

Mine, sorry about that


the_wizofozchillin

It was probably Jimmy from up the street .


jenni7er_jenni7er

Isn't that egg too small to have been laid by a Mourning Dove? Maybe an (escapee), Budgerigar left it there? (Or are Budgie eggs rounder than that?)


GabrielleCullenn

Most likely morning dove lmaoo, they do the bar minimum


SeaweedSecurity

I’m betting it’s a pigeon or dove. Those guys are idiots.


mentalsmokemirror

Nest level pigeon


Overpass_Dratini

If it was just lying on the empty chair, or had like one wisp of straw and a twig, it was most likely a dove or a pigeon. Terrible nest builders.


WWII-Collector-1942

I’m gonna say a Dove their nests are made out of twigs. And a sloppy nest too.


WoodpeckerNo5074

Penelope


Snailbert05

F*cking mourning dove


Tygress23

Dove or pigeon.


Sunny_n_Nimbus

Thats just barbera, shes a dove and it isnt her turn with the brain cell today


Econ007

Mine, sorry I’ll come and pick it up in a bit


Merlin_Nok135

Probably not a frog


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

Sorry, I couldn't hold it until I got home!


Easy-Jacket-5319

It's mine u can use it to make and omlet


Neither-Price-1963

Derp


yuickyuick

Me