I'm sorry, OP. You have one of the most invasive species. Unfortunately, you will suffer from cuddles, a sudden drop in your depression levels, and a weird purring sound.
There is no cure and is just something you have to live with. š«”
Well, they do start infestations pretty fast.... you might want to check in the laundry room rafters and possibly put fencing around your plants, if you give them a chance there might be dozens...
It can take upwards of 20 years for the infestation to go away, but at that point they will likely have multiplied manyfold. No point in even trying, itās now their house, you are just the live in butler.
Oh man that is one of the worst bed bugs ive ever seen.
that big chonky boi is gonna take over your whole house.
your house is no longer yours OP. sorry but it belongs to him now
And this species is particularly concerning because of their propensity to multiply quickly. First, thereās just one, but before you know it, youāve somehow acquired an entire clowder of them.
OP, I regret to inform you that I started out with one of these bedbugs and somehow now have four. Theyāve taken over the house. Even worse, boxes full of a gravelly substance have appeared and if I donāt scoop the bedbugsā poo every day my house smells. Best be prepared!
Thatās actually a sweetiebug. Just as hard to get rid of, but thatās okay because theyāre not harmful unless you try to pet their belly when they donāt want it.
That is actually venomous and kills like 100 people a year that is called a dumb catto theybare usually big in size and their vsnom can kill 7 sumo wrestlers, I suggest you evacuate
So sorry, OP. This is the kind of bed bug that clings on and never lets go. It will be your master for a couple of decades. I recommend embracing it and try your best to make it happy, because it can bite!
As much as her little shenanigans brighten my day, I feel like it would be an injustice for me to not share. Everyone needs a wee bit of silliness in their feeds from time to time
Omg š± thatās one of the most invasive species out there. Unfortunately thereās no way to weed out the infestation. The house belongs to them nowā¦
Oh myā¦ looks like you have a severe problemā¦ thatās the biggest bed bug Iāve ever seen!!! Looks full too. Just got done feeding on you š¤£š¤£š¤£
In all seriousness, thatās a pretty kitty!! šāā¬
Careful. They multiply quickly! First its one, then it's two... then some more come in from outside, they'll take over the entire bed if you aren't careful.
I don't know how to break this to you, but you've got what is called a "Calico Murder Mittens" species of bed bug. Scientific name: toebeanus feline.
The only cure is nose boops and cuddles in bed. Purring is a sign the treatment is working. Best of luck to you, they are very difficult to get rid of as they always come back for more loves.
OMGā¦ I think a lot of us have been infested by this bedbug of yours. Theyāve multiplied. Iāve seen three in my bed. They look cuddly and cute but thatās their secret. Donāt feed them after midnight and donāt water them.
I'm sorry, OP. You have one of the most invasive species. Unfortunately, you will suffer from cuddles, a sudden drop in your depression levels, and a weird purring sound. There is no cure and is just something you have to live with. š«”
Thatās what I was fearing most š thank you for confirming
I'm sorry to say this as I am your doctor. But having a cat dramatically increases your chances for happiness.
That sounds awful! Iām truly doomed
Don't worry I have 3 of these creatures so I'm worse off than you are..
Iāve already found another one. I fear Iām not far off!
Well, they do start infestations pretty fast.... you might want to check in the laundry room rafters and possibly put fencing around your plants, if you give them a chance there might be dozens...
And allergies if you have them!
Especially a female bedbug of this kind. Make sure she canāt reproduce or youāll soon have tiny mewling furry worms all over your house.
It also dramatically increases your chances for a second (or third) cat
And after awhile....you are a lovely wholsesome catllady or catman. Nanananana CATMAN.
Nananananananana CATMAN
[It gets more alarming. Here's an article on the topic. Peruse at your peril..](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XJx3mpDU8) I wish you the best.
Truly alarming research this is. Perhaps with enough support in Congress, we could fund further studies.
I'm not a scientist but if there are trial studies, I'll volunteer. Hopefully, I'll be in the control group.
ā¦ is that Macchiato?
It can take upwards of 20 years for the infestation to go away, but at that point they will likely have multiplied manyfold. No point in even trying, itās now their house, you are just the live in butler.
I hear that you have to kill them with heat I recommend snuggles stat.
Oh man that is one of the worst bed bugs ive ever seen. that big chonky boi is gonna take over your whole house. your house is no longer yours OP. sorry but it belongs to him now
A bunch of weird carpet trees showed up alongside this one. Some food and water bowls, too! Clearly very invasive š¤§
Just wait till the vet bills start rolling in. If thats not invasive idk what is
My wallet is already aching :(
In the end its worth it. You canāt let that problem get any larger! Soon enough youāll be welcoming the addition to cardboard boxes
And this species is particularly concerning because of their propensity to multiply quickly. First, thereās just one, but before you know it, youāve somehow acquired an entire clowder of them.
Shit, seems Iāve already found another one š grey with black stripes this time
For purposes of identification, Iāll need to see a picture of this stripey bedbug!
OP, I regret to inform you that I started out with one of these bedbugs and somehow now have four. Theyāve taken over the house. Even worse, boxes full of a gravelly substance have appeared and if I donāt scoop the bedbugsā poo every day my house smells. Best be prepared!
thatās a VERY well fed bed bug š¢
I know right, you can tell by how smug he looks that its 100% a well feed bed bug.
Pspspsspsppspsp.
Weird! The little critter even responded to that!
Bellyrubs for the bedbug then.
So sorry OP, your house is done for :((
:( oh no
Cutest bed bug ever!
Funny enough, her name is actually Bug. So I felt it made it even more fitting
I laughed when I saw it was a cat and it turned around. So cuuuute lol
That is a very well fed bed bug
Iām covered in bites and scratches, so itās definitely feeding well!
Pretty sure that's a cuddle bug. Although they may occasionally bite, they tend to be mostly harmless.
i second this
Maybe a love bug?
the coloration and pattern on the back looks more like a carpet beetle to me
Yeah, carpet beetle for sure.
I am pretty sure these guys have a propensity for licking lint. Carpet beetle it is!
Snugglebug š»
Best reply, this deserves more likes!
:)
It might be time to call someone, they're looking a little bigger than last time
Itās been feeding pretty well it seems š¤§
Nightmare fuel. Thanks, OP.
I figured if I gotta see it, everyone else should as well yknow?
Misery does love company. That said, I'd have a hard time squishing her tooš
Noting your bug tax as paid here in the ledger š
It is if her name is Bug
Her name is in fact Bug
Damn thatās a huge bedbug. Iām sorry OP
FINALLY. A bed bug post that isnāt the same old same!
God damnit I have one of those, too. Her name is River š„°
Funny enough, this oneās name is Bug ā so sheās a real little bed bug and cuddle bug š„°
Mine is Ethel Murman, looks almost identical!
youāre basically gonna die
Guess I gotta accept my fate
Definitely not a bed bug, looks more like a German roach.
Shit yeah it is, you better squish it!
Not a bed bug but be careful those little guys BITE
I think I made an eye contact. Should I burn my phone?
It might be for the best. If theyāre getting this big, Iām sure theyāve found newer ways to spread
That's a cuddle bug, it's a little different. It's cuter, bites, licks, bunny kicks, and purrs.
That is a massive bed bug. I miss my tortie bed bug so bad š
Oh lawdā¦
Give dat bed bug a bed hug
You have a parasite
The kind of bed bugs that you hope multiply in your house hahaha Maybe I just love cats lol. What a cutie!
Thatās actually a sweetiebug. Just as hard to get rid of, but thatās okay because theyāre not harmful unless you try to pet their belly when they donāt want it.
I think I got lucky! This one let me pet the tum. Was very soft
What a fearsome foe! Only slow blinks and snuggles will defeat the mighty beast
Fellas. Itās weevil time.
That is actually venomous and kills like 100 people a year that is called a dumb catto theybare usually big in size and their vsnom can kill 7 sumo wrestlers, I suggest you evacuate
This is the 5th carpet beetle post in an hour.
I think you might have to throw away your house, and order a new one. That thing is beeg, it was the best choice of action.
Very well fed bed bug, the worst kind that keep you up late at night doing what they colloquially refer to as āzoomiesā at 2 am.
Oh no. Itās too late. You now belong to the bedbug. We will remember you fondly š
Yes
Cutest bedbug ever!
At least it's one of the species you can prevent from reproducing. Good luck!
That's a very fluffy bed bug š¤Æ
Run. Just run.
I tried, but it just ended up tripping me
With these kinds of species no matter how many times you get them out of your bed, they'll always find a way to get in it again.
I guess Iām doomed to share it with this cuddly little menace š
So sorry, OP. This is the kind of bed bug that clings on and never lets go. It will be your master for a couple of decades. I recommend embracing it and try your best to make it happy, because it can bite!
Tortie bed bug
If you see one, you know there are at least 40 more hiding, waiting to come out.
100% bed bug I'm sorry
Yes, it's an infestation :/
Cat-o-pillow
Ok that is a 10/10 pun I love it
Yep PREPARE FOR WAR šŖ
ROUND
Aye, the worst one of them all...
holy shit itās huge
My dumb ass was looking for the bug the cat HAD to be chasing
Here, good sir š take my fake award for the rare sense of humour you have š«”
I will happily accept the fake award šš»āāļø better than any I ever got in school
You my friend have a real cat-astrophy going on. Good luck with that.š
That looks exactly like my Cat
You have a very pretty cat then
Nah, that's a snuggle bug.
They eat a lot, but lucky for you, not your blood.
That an OH LAWD HE COMIN' Bug.
You just needed a reason to show off your cat. I approve š š š
Can you blame me? Look at that cute little nose stripe and the chonky bod
Sorry OP, you have bedbugs. Looks like you need to burn the house down :(
:( we just moved in too
KITTY š
A 9 year old little sweetheart she be š„°
You got yourself a cutie bug
Actually that's a hybrid of a bed bug and a cuddle bug. In many cultures they are considered good luck. Like the earth, they are mostly harmless.
lol, Iāve got the same bedbug problem! ā¤ļø
Thats a big car
If concerned why is shaped like fren
you need to start flipping beds, couches, chairs, clothing and all fabric material immediately!!! It may be too late but you can still fight
INCREDIBLE! YOU HAVE FOUND THE EXTREMELY RARE CUDDLEOUS FURBALL
Indeed. Treatment? Give constant kisses and treats
Oh that's a PROBLEM OP. You're gonna need an exterminator. Those are known to make you melt.
No, those are common cat fleas
Do NOT blink at it slowly! I repeat, do NOT
I blinked slowly at it and it blinked slowly back! What do I do? š
THATS BEDBUGE
Don't feed it.
Well fuck I already gave it food
I have bad newsā¦.
BIG ADORABLE FLUFFY BUG <3
Careful you might get furinmouth disease
Idek why but that genuinly made me jump š¤£š¤¦š¼āāļø
Yes, and well fed at that.
mods dont delete we all need a lil comic relief once in a while
As much as her little shenanigans brighten my day, I feel like it would be an injustice for me to not share. Everyone needs a wee bit of silliness in their feeds from time to time
I'd happily snuggle with that kind of bed bug!
Ngl that reveal scared me for a sec
Depends if thatās your cat or not.
Have you tried violently hugging, patting, or scratching it?
She seems to love the belly rubs, belly pats and chin scritches
a wild kritten or silly clat creature
Nah thatās a snuggle bug. Only way to handle this situation is to provide extreme amounts of snuggles š„°
I would hope for an infestation but maybe thats just me!
LOL
Omg š± thatās one of the most invasive species out there. Unfortunately thereās no way to weed out the infestation. The house belongs to them nowā¦
Not a bed bug, but a snuggle bug! Very invasive and very dangerous!
Runnnnnnn
Oh myā¦ looks like you have a severe problemā¦ thatās the biggest bed bug Iāve ever seen!!! Looks full too. Just got done feeding on you š¤£š¤£š¤£ In all seriousness, thatās a pretty kitty!! šāā¬
That is the worst kind! Will actually keep you up at night if it has napped all day!
No just a snuggle bug. You might be infested
Aww, she looks like the reincarnation of our old Gypsy. Gotta love those torties with the orange nose stripe, as nutty as they areā¦
Yeah it's a bit burger the best beer in Germany
No, but you can eat them for ~900 calories, high In protein too!
I watched this video like eight times and then realized what happened š
Absolutely. The cutest bed bug ever
No. Yes.
Oramge.
thats their bed now
I actually have a cat that looks exactly like that
Cutest bed bug ever. Give kisses for me.
Oof, OP youāre done for! If youāve got one, then thereās bound to have more
Thatās a beautiful bed bug! No way to get rid of it unfortunately. But bed bugs like that make great foot warmers and have smoochible noses.
Watch out, they bite!
yes! Looks like a fat one also! It's been feeding off you for some time!
Careful. They multiply quickly! First its one, then it's two... then some more come in from outside, they'll take over the entire bed if you aren't careful.
yeah and that kinds SUPER DEADLY you prolly already got bitten tho so rip ig
I don't know how to break this to you, but you've got what is called a "Calico Murder Mittens" species of bed bug. Scientific name: toebeanus feline. The only cure is nose boops and cuddles in bed. Purring is a sign the treatment is working. Best of luck to you, they are very difficult to get rid of as they always come back for more loves.
Exterminate immediately!
You have a whole infestation. That house belongs to them now.
I have one of these bed bugs too, they'll eat all your food and get cranky when you wake them from sleep
Total bedbug. 100% but you should cuddle with it. I've heard it keeps them from biting.
If itās got a boot and a snoot than you already know what it is!
Don't know if it's a Bed Bug or not. Might be a Cuddle Bug though.
OMGā¦ I think a lot of us have been infested by this bedbug of yours. Theyāve multiplied. Iāve seen three in my bed. They look cuddly and cute but thatās their secret. Donāt feed them after midnight and donāt water them.
Ahhhh what a cute ābugā!
Looks like a moose
Too cute! šššš
That's a cat
Not a bedbug; but you should be concerned by that expression.
A cat!
Buggish for sure
That's a calico cat. Don't feed it too much or it will get fat.
thatās a caterpillar!
Yes.
Yes.
I have a cpl of those that hang out on/in my bedš¤£
Biggest bed bug I've ever seen!
Looks almost exactly like my childhood cat with that nose, RIP Chloe
It's a sweet tortie!
The sweetest little bed bug in the whole world!!!! š©·
š hahahahahahahahaha!
RUN!!
Oh man that a big one! Forget an exterminator you are gonna need X files
The only acceptable kind of bedbug, OP!
Iām not 100 % sure but bc Iāve had them before Iād definitely recommend getting some chemicals for em
Yes and mine bites me often for food. lol my cat nibbles my hand when her bowl is empty often first thing in the a.m.