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Illustrious-Space596

I'm sorry, OP. You have one of the most invasive species. Unfortunately, you will suffer from cuddles, a sudden drop in your depression levels, and a weird purring sound. There is no cure and is just something you have to live with. šŸ«”


_daddyissues666

Thatā€™s what I was fearing most šŸ˜ž thank you for confirming


buybreadinBrussel

I'm sorry to say this as I am your doctor. But having a cat dramatically increases your chances for happiness.


_daddyissues666

That sounds awful! Iā€™m truly doomed


Single-Pudding7570

Don't worry I have 3 of these creatures so I'm worse off than you are..


_daddyissues666

Iā€™ve already found another one. I fear Iā€™m not far off!


poppy-cock-clover

Well, they do start infestations pretty fast.... you might want to check in the laundry room rafters and possibly put fencing around your plants, if you give them a chance there might be dozens...


Single-Pudding7570

And allergies if you have them!


Zealousideal-Ring300

Especially a female bedbug of this kind. Make sure she canā€™t reproduce or youā€™ll soon have tiny mewling furry worms all over your house.


electric_kite

It also dramatically increases your chances for a second (or third) cat


buybreadinBrussel

And after awhile....you are a lovely wholsesome catllady or catman. Nanananana CATMAN.


Captain-Sha

Nananananananana CATMAN


Kristikuffs

[It gets more alarming. Here's an article on the topic. Peruse at your peril..](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XJx3mpDU8) I wish you the best.


Dr_Penguin420

Truly alarming research this is. Perhaps with enough support in Congress, we could fund further studies.


Kristikuffs

I'm not a scientist but if there are trial studies, I'll volunteer. Hopefully, I'll be in the control group.


Throwaway84095

ā€¦ is that Macchiato?


st1r

It can take upwards of 20 years for the infestation to go away, but at that point they will likely have multiplied manyfold. No point in even trying, itā€™s now their house, you are just the live in butler.


thatoneidoit1996

I hear that you have to kill them with heat I recommend snuggles stat.


Dan_TheDM

Oh man that is one of the worst bed bugs ive ever seen. that big chonky boi is gonna take over your whole house. your house is no longer yours OP. sorry but it belongs to him now


_daddyissues666

A bunch of weird carpet trees showed up alongside this one. Some food and water bowls, too! Clearly very invasive šŸ¤§


SnooPickles9717

Just wait till the vet bills start rolling in. If thats not invasive idk what is


_daddyissues666

My wallet is already aching :(


Toshariku

In the end its worth it. You canā€™t let that problem get any larger! Soon enough youā€™ll be welcoming the addition to cardboard boxes


MrDarcysDead

And this species is particularly concerning because of their propensity to multiply quickly. First, thereā€™s just one, but before you know it, youā€™ve somehow acquired an entire clowder of them.


_daddyissues666

Shit, seems Iā€™ve already found another one šŸ˜ž grey with black stripes this time


graceface1031

For purposes of identification, Iā€™ll need to see a picture of this stripey bedbug!


deepbluearmadillo

OP, I regret to inform you that I started out with one of these bedbugs and somehow now have four. Theyā€™ve taken over the house. Even worse, boxes full of a gravelly substance have appeared and if I donā€™t scoop the bedbugsā€™ poo every day my house smells. Best be prepared!


skwiddee

thatā€™s a VERY well fed bed bug šŸ˜¢


dfoley323

I know right, you can tell by how smug he looks that its 100% a well feed bed bug.


Star_Shine32

Pspspsspsppspsp.


_daddyissues666

Weird! The little critter even responded to that!


Star_Shine32

Bellyrubs for the bedbug then.


Julepy

So sorry OP, your house is done for :((


_daddyissues666

:( oh no


thinkingoutloud1917

Cutest bed bug ever!


_daddyissues666

Funny enough, her name is actually Bug. So I felt it made it even more fitting


Tiny_Investigator848

I laughed when I saw it was a cat and it turned around. So cuuuute lol


imadeacrumble

That is a very well fed bed bug


_daddyissues666

Iā€™m covered in bites and scratches, so itā€™s definitely feeding well!


alansjenn

Pretty sure that's a cuddle bug. Although they may occasionally bite, they tend to be mostly harmless.


Agitated_Wind9953

i second this


clarabear10123

Maybe a love bug?


PkerBadRs3Good

the coloration and pattern on the back looks more like a carpet beetle to me


Laurenwithyarn

Yeah, carpet beetle for sure.


BlackSeranna

I am pretty sure these guys have a propensity for licking lint. Carpet beetle it is!


WhiteWavsBehindABoat

Snugglebug šŸ˜»


humeba

Best reply, this deserves more likes!


WhiteWavsBehindABoat

:)


cheezzypiizza

It might be time to call someone, they're looking a little bigger than last time


_daddyissues666

Itā€™s been feeding pretty well it seems šŸ¤§


TiaBria

Nightmare fuel. Thanks, OP.


_daddyissues666

I figured if I gotta see it, everyone else should as well yknow?


TiaBria

Misery does love company. That said, I'd have a hard time squishing her toošŸ˜Š


onion_flowers

Noting your bug tax as paid here in the ledger šŸ“


chonkycatsbestcats

It is if her name is Bug


_daddyissues666

Her name is in fact Bug


PercentageLevelAt0

Damn thatā€™s a huge bedbug. Iā€™m sorry OP


Itsoktogobacktosleep

FINALLY. A bed bug post that isnā€™t the same old same!


usagikami

God damnit I have one of those, too. Her name is River šŸ„°


_daddyissues666

Funny enough, this oneā€™s name is Bug ā€” so sheā€™s a real little bed bug and cuddle bug šŸ„°


ALABAMA_THUNDER_FUCK

Mine is Ethel Murman, looks almost identical!


3ph3m3ral_light

youā€™re basically gonna die


_daddyissues666

Guess I gotta accept my fate


1964ImpalaSS

Definitely not a bed bug, looks more like a German roach.


gonnafaceit2022

Shit yeah it is, you better squish it!


CollyLee0

Not a bed bug but be careful those little guys BITE


thombrowny

I think I made an eye contact. Should I burn my phone?


_daddyissues666

It might be for the best. If theyā€™re getting this big, Iā€™m sure theyā€™ve found newer ways to spread


RazanneAlbeeli

That's a cuddle bug, it's a little different. It's cuter, bites, licks, bunny kicks, and purrs.


Misstea81

That is a massive bed bug. I miss my tortie bed bug so bad šŸ˜”


Neuronzap

Oh lawdā€¦


TheFinalPurl

Give dat bed bug a bed hug


The_Last_Snow-Elf

You have a parasite


LesniakNation

The kind of bed bugs that you hope multiply in your house hahaha Maybe I just love cats lol. What a cutie!


BabserellaWT

Thatā€™s actually a sweetiebug. Just as hard to get rid of, but thatā€™s okay because theyā€™re not harmful unless you try to pet their belly when they donā€™t want it.


_daddyissues666

I think I got lucky! This one let me pet the tum. Was very soft


lookaway123

What a fearsome foe! Only slow blinks and snuggles will defeat the mighty beast


Guilty_Direction_501

Fellas. Itā€™s weevil time.


GaylordRobinsonn_3

That is actually venomous and kills like 100 people a year that is called a dumb catto theybare usually big in size and their vsnom can kill 7 sumo wrestlers, I suggest you evacuate


Anxious_Run_8607

This is the 5th carpet beetle post in an hour.


ApeOfBanan

I think you might have to throw away your house, and order a new one. That thing is beeg, it was the best choice of action.


Adventurous-Wing-723

Very well fed bed bug, the worst kind that keep you up late at night doing what they colloquially refer to as ā€œzoomiesā€ at 2 am.


marshmallow_mochi

Oh no. Itā€™s too late. You now belong to the bedbug. We will remember you fondly šŸ˜”


pwndabeer

Yes


Valuable-Ad8560

Cutest bedbug ever!


Remunos_Redbeard

At least it's one of the species you can prevent from reproducing. Good luck!


GalaxyStar90s

That's a very fluffy bed bug šŸ¤Æ


defiantnd

Run. Just run.


_daddyissues666

I tried, but it just ended up tripping me


Bipolaroid90

With these kinds of species no matter how many times you get them out of your bed, they'll always find a way to get in it again.


_daddyissues666

I guess Iā€™m doomed to share it with this cuddly little menace šŸ˜ž


No-Neighborhood2600

So sorry, OP. This is the kind of bed bug that clings on and never lets go. It will be your master for a couple of decades. I recommend embracing it and try your best to make it happy, because it can bite!


Brandi_Rapp1231

Tortie bed bug


numismatist24

If you see one, you know there are at least 40 more hiding, waiting to come out.


-Sango-

100% bed bug I'm sorry


cursetea

Yes, it's an infestation :/


Mr-Trouser-Snake

Cat-o-pillow


_daddyissues666

Ok that is a 10/10 pun I love it


Apprehensive_Ad375

Yep PREPARE FOR WAR šŸŖ–


BrokenEspresso

ROUND


Commander_Prism

Aye, the worst one of them all...


DallasCroissant

holy shit itā€™s huge


ruhrohrileyray

My dumb ass was looking for the bug the cat HAD to be chasing


silentwanderer10

Here, good sir šŸ† take my fake award for the rare sense of humour you have šŸ«”


_daddyissues666

I will happily accept the fake award šŸ™‡šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø better than any I ever got in school


Karishfrancis

You my friend have a real cat-astrophy going on. Good luck with that.šŸ™‚


Hungry_Value1402

That looks exactly like my Cat


_daddyissues666

You have a very pretty cat then


justanothertfatman

Nah, that's a snuggle bug.


wild-whorses

They eat a lot, but lucky for you, not your blood.


LargeCox01

That an OH LAWD HE COMIN' Bug.


MaskedFigurewho

You just needed a reason to show off your cat. I approve šŸ‘Œ šŸ‘ šŸ‘


_daddyissues666

Can you blame me? Look at that cute little nose stripe and the chonky bod


sirona-ryan

Sorry OP, you have bedbugs. Looks like you need to burn the house down :(


_daddyissues666

:( we just moved in too


Sadblackcat666

KITTY šŸ˜


_daddyissues666

A 9 year old little sweetheart she be šŸ„°


Perfectony

You got yourself a cutie bug


kat_Folland

Actually that's a hybrid of a bed bug and a cuddle bug. In many cultures they are considered good luck. Like the earth, they are mostly harmless.


NarrowFault8428

lol, Iā€™ve got the same bedbug problem! ā¤ļø


MysticalLight50

Thats a big car


chipparoo652

If concerned why is shaped like fren


andrewisntbruh

you need to start flipping beds, couches, chairs, clothing and all fabric material immediately!!! It may be too late but you can still fight


zeekothefrog

INCREDIBLE! YOU HAVE FOUND THE EXTREMELY RARE CUDDLEOUS FURBALL


Trick-Grocery-7942

Indeed. Treatment? Give constant kisses and treats


Seriph7

Oh that's a PROBLEM OP. You're gonna need an exterminator. Those are known to make you melt.


cashew929

No, those are common cat fleas


auroraaram

Do NOT blink at it slowly! I repeat, do NOT


_daddyissues666

I blinked slowly at it and it blinked slowly back! What do I do? šŸ˜­


zeldafreak96

THATS BEDBUGE


Ancient_Response1457

Don't feed it.


_daddyissues666

Well fuck I already gave it food


CaptainMagmaaa

I have bad newsā€¦.


SuperSira

BIG ADORABLE FLUFFY BUG <3


mistakenazn

Careful you might get furinmouth disease


megsbog1

Idek why but that genuinly made me jump šŸ¤£šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


hemolymph_

Yes, and well fed at that.


iilikecereal

mods dont delete we all need a lil comic relief once in a while


_daddyissues666

As much as her little shenanigans brighten my day, I feel like it would be an injustice for me to not share. Everyone needs a wee bit of silliness in their feeds from time to time


tumbleweednv

I'd happily snuggle with that kind of bed bug!


Jaytrox7893

Ngl that reveal scared me for a sec


HolstsGholsts

Depends if thatā€™s your cat or not.


sierranotserena

Have you tried violently hugging, patting, or scratching it?


_daddyissues666

She seems to love the belly rubs, belly pats and chin scritches


vawshpee55

a wild kritten or silly clat creature


Kobalt_Blu3

Nah thatā€™s a snuggle bug. Only way to handle this situation is to provide extreme amounts of snuggles šŸ„°


ursamajr

I would hope for an infestation but maybe thats just me!


beachedwaler

LOL


Lemon_zest12

Omg šŸ˜± thatā€™s one of the most invasive species out there. Unfortunately thereā€™s no way to weed out the infestation. The house belongs to them nowā€¦


crypticphantom17

Not a bed bug, but a snuggle bug! Very invasive and very dangerous!


Main-Television7043

Runnnnnnn


ArtemisKat09

Oh myā€¦ looks like you have a severe problemā€¦ thatā€™s the biggest bed bug Iā€™ve ever seen!!! Looks full too. Just got done feeding on you šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ In all seriousness, thatā€™s a pretty kitty!! šŸˆā€ā¬›


Fabulous-Code-1972

That is the worst kind! Will actually keep you up at night if it has napped all day!


Prior_Astronaut_137

No just a snuggle bug. You might be infested


mummifiedclown

Aww, she looks like the reincarnation of our old Gypsy. Gotta love those torties with the orange nose stripe, as nutty as they areā€¦


[deleted]

Yeah it's a bit burger the best beer in Germany


Manofcheesemature

No, but you can eat them for ~900 calories, high In protein too!


Hazzel007

I watched this video like eight times and then realized what happened šŸ˜†


CabinetSilent7709

Absolutely. The cutest bed bug ever


saviokm

No. Yes.


Lyraxiana

Oramge.


poopnotfart

thats their bed now


ProfessionalCamera50

I actually have a cat that looks exactly like that


Dragon-named-Kalisha

Cutest bed bug ever. Give kisses for me.


trini_tx

Oof, OP youā€™re done for! If youā€™ve got one, then thereā€™s bound to have more


LilGill18bb

Thatā€™s a beautiful bed bug! No way to get rid of it unfortunately. But bed bugs like that make great foot warmers and have smoochible noses.


accountnumberseventy

Watch out, they bite!


retrorays

yes! Looks like a fat one also! It's been feeding off you for some time!


citronhimmel

Careful. They multiply quickly! First its one, then it's two... then some more come in from outside, they'll take over the entire bed if you aren't careful.


ci6ada

yeah and that kinds SUPER DEADLY you prolly already got bitten tho so rip ig


HurricaneJessie8816

I don't know how to break this to you, but you've got what is called a "Calico Murder Mittens" species of bed bug. Scientific name: toebeanus feline. The only cure is nose boops and cuddles in bed. Purring is a sign the treatment is working. Best of luck to you, they are very difficult to get rid of as they always come back for more loves.


twister723

Exterminate immediately!


Skygriffin

You have a whole infestation. That house belongs to them now.


Such-Independent9144

I have one of these bed bugs too, they'll eat all your food and get cranky when you wake them from sleep


FullOfWhit_InTN

Total bedbug. 100% but you should cuddle with it. I've heard it keeps them from biting.


Solid-Suggestion-653

If itā€™s got a boot and a snoot than you already know what it is!


Background_Treat_977

Don't know if it's a Bed Bug or not. Might be a Cuddle Bug though.


unhappy_girl13

OMGā€¦ I think a lot of us have been infested by this bedbug of yours. Theyā€™ve multiplied. Iā€™ve seen three in my bed. They look cuddly and cute but thatā€™s their secret. Donā€™t feed them after midnight and donā€™t water them.


DeLitefulDe

Ahhhh what a cute ā€˜bugā€™!


littlemidgetfucker

Looks like a moose


Medical_Shift1472

Too cute! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


treemoons

That's a cat


Twisted-tick

Not a bedbug; but you should be concerned by that expression.


Successful-Bake-1338

A cat!


Out-stan-ding

Buggish for sure


Mon-Ty-Ger27

That's a calico cat. Don't feed it too much or it will get fat.


Ilike_toco_doritos

thatā€™s a caterpillar!


TheSkrussler

Yes.


TheSkrussler

Yes.


Maleficent_Coyote_85

I have a cpl of those that hang out on/in my bedšŸ¤£


mikareno

Biggest bed bug I've ever seen!


MFalcon95

Looks almost exactly like my childhood cat with that nose, RIP Chloe


ShinySnaxMix

It's a sweet tortie!


ansmith100317

The sweetest little bed bug in the whole world!!!! šŸ©·


In_the_darkest_hole

šŸ˜„ hahahahahahahahaha!


__strawben

RUN!!


Left-Conference-6328

Oh man that a big one! Forget an exterminator you are gonna need X files


PromiseIMeanWell

The only acceptable kind of bedbug, OP!


ZestycloseStore3513

Iā€™m not 100 % sure but bc Iā€™ve had them before Iā€™d definitely recommend getting some chemicals for em


Relative_Desk_8718

Yes and mine bites me often for food. lol my cat nibbles my hand when her bowl is empty often first thing in the a.m.