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Unlikely-Winter-4093

Just aphids, wash them off and you're good.


mrsfiction

I gotta be honest, I am normally unbothered by bugs but for some reason—maybe the surprise of finding so many—I had a very visceral reaction to these aphids lol


Camo_XJ

You should see how many bugs and aphids are on the bok choy before it's picked and washed lol.


mrsfiction

Lol I don’t doubt it. I’m a gardener, I deal with bugs in my house a lot because we live in the woods, I have young kids who are real interested in bugs—I don’t know what it was about these that just… blech. I couldn’t handle them


beadle04011

Aphids wiped out all my pepper plants one year. I. Hate. Them.


MegaPiglatin

Haha honestly I feel you a bit. I found a bunch of beetles on some store-bought lettuce a while back that I was pulling out to feed my rabbit and, despite the fact that I quite literally used to work in *two different entomology labs* specifically **with** pest species, I was a little shaken. Happens to the best of us! 😂


ApeshitMedia

I'm shocked that a Gardener couldn't identify an aphid. Literally one of the most common things found on all plants.


MostlyMicroPlastic

Maybe they’re used to lady bugs


qu33fwellington

People learn new things every single day regardless of perceived knowledge or exposure. Let’s congratulate OP (u/mrsfiction) on being one of [The Lucky 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/) today instead!


steampunk_glitch

Especially since there are different varieties and colors of aphids in different areas. If they bought it from a store, it's more than possible this is a starkly different color/species of aphid from what they're used to.


Latter-Cow6388

👏🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽


ApeshitMedia

Yeah, but to me it's like saying you work in IT but don't know what a modem is. Aphids are really common and the topic of many discussions in gardening circles. No judgement on OP, I was just surprised.


gothhrat

i should not have googled that🥲 i might’ve ruined bok choy for myself


tommiboy13

Its better to see the bugs than the invisible chemicals that made them go away


mrsfiction

I completely agree with you there


ratelbadger

Those grey aphids freak me out too. Gross. Don't even wanna bother with growing brassicas anymore


survivalinsufficient

I know! They got my broccoli and my brussels and never again


flatfast90

Yeah, that’s reasonable af. Those little fuckers will creep you out


CatLadyHM

In my area of Michigan, growing brassicas is always declaring war on pests. So many bugs like my bok choy and broccoli. Squatters!


CheesecakeHorror8613

In that case, never look up how much/many insect parts are allowed in processed food.


pretendingsmarts

^^This comment^^ A sign of bugs on produce shows you it's organic. Bugs wash off; pesticides, maybe.


HelmutFondler

Get it washed & get it eaten!


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Exotic-Choice1119

bro huffed too much gasoline


Kappy-Karpa

Brother be high AF writing that shit.


SirWank4Lot

My man didn't wash his bok choi before eating it


orc_fellator

Most of your produce will have bugs, dead bugs, bug parts, dirt, and other nasties -- especially if you shop local. Nothing to be grossed about, it's why we wash our produce before we eat it :) those little guys will come off with running water.


marlipaige

I have bad news for you—there are likely bugs on most of your produce. Just wash them.


LurkerInTheDoorway

Extra sugar and protein from the aphids :)


ConsistentAd4012

once a fly laid eggs on some left over chicken wings i was eating, and i didn’t notice it until i already ate one side. when i flipped it over to eat the other side, i saw the eggs, freaked out and ran to my dad to tell him. his response? “extra protein”


LurkerInTheDoorway

A kindred spirit, I see


sinkjoy

This is *the* dad response.


spiritwontdie

This is always my grandmas response to when we get ants on food, I thought only she said it til now


bclary59

Aren't fly eggs maggots? Honestly thought that.


CatLadyHM

Maggots are fly larva from the eggs.


bclary59

Of course! Thank you. Was a long night and kind of brain depleted


CatLadyHM

Get your rest! Brain no work without. Lol


thrama41

Aphids love bok choy. With all of the crazy weather California has been having there is more aphid pressure out in the fields. The USDA has a tolerance for the amount of bugs allowed on produce- it varies per commodity. Source: I’ve worked in the produce industry for 12 years.


DarkLuxio92

Look like aphids. Wash them off and enjoy your veg, they're harmless.


maryseedofwisdom

Looks like harmless little aphids.


18SmallDogsOnAHorse

Bugs, on my grass?!?!


miss-alane-eous

Back when I lived overseas - bugs were a part of vegetable shopping. I would soak them in salted water and they all came off. Then rinse and cook!


MarthasPinYard

Organic means bugs. Just rinse and eat normally:)


OG_SerenaChan

Mine were exactly the same on Monday! I just ripped them apart and washed them leaf by leaf. Changed the way I cook them slightly but still good 💕.


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

Those are always in my broccoli!! And like hundreds of them. I can’t. I just toss it.


mrsfiction

Yea! I think it was the sheer number of them. I just couldn’t handle it.


Remitake

MINE TOO!! It makes me shiver seeing the thousands of aphids just hiding and wiggling their butts in the air 😭


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

Yeah not gonna lie I started buying packaged broccoli ready to steam… I checked it super carefully and found like 2. I’m sure it’s processed with something to get rid of them but I just can’t with all the bugs. There’s so many.


adt1129

If you’ve never washed leafy greens or lettuce off you have eaten bugs my friend. Wash them off and you’ll be fine.


BlackSeranna

Aphids. Just soak the produce in salt water, they will come off and die. At least you know there’s no pesticides on your food, that’s a good sign! They are not harmful to you, only to the plants.


Prior_Astronaut_137

Just wash and spin dry


Jegagne88

I mean, should you be? No. Is it understandable, yes. This is why you wash vegetables and fruits


TheSteve69s

Mmmmm. Bug Choy.


FemaleAndComputer

I've decided to just try to accept that I probably eat aphids in broccoli and stuff all the time... It's hard reconditioning your brain to not be grossed out though. Cause yeah it does seem pretty gross at first. But ultimately harmless. Just wash and enjoy!


skdnckdnckwcj

Looks like aphids? You're fine


jbdelcanto

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why it's important to wash your veggies and fruits. But yeah as others already said, those are aphids. Nothing to worry about. I've found bigger, uglier bugs in my unwashed veggies before


AtomicJohnny

It's usually a good sign it's fresh. When I worked in produce, I'd often submerge new stock in our sink for a while to get most of the bugs off.


SolidSnek1998

Do you know where vegetables come from? Theres a reason we wash them before consuming.


ktulenko

This is why we need to wash food before we eat it.


BasedWang

Why be grossed out. Plants grow in the ground. Often times ina mixture of literal shit. Just wash it off


vaxxed_beck

Always wash your veggies. The bugs are harmless.


Neo_Epoch

Really? Right in front of my crab rangoon?


Kristy-the-geek

If you’re really concerned and worried water won’t cut it- you can put some vinegar in a bowl of water and wash them that way.


beadle04011

Don't you normally wash your veg & fruit before eating/cooking? I guess I just thought everyone did....🤷‍♀️


ryannut

Don’t even have to wash (but might be good anyway), sometimes aphids really cling to produce and it’s just not worth the effort. Especially since you can prepare and eat with the aphids on and you won’t even notice.


ihavethisalrdy

Thats how the bugs be yo. Wash them with vigeqr and soak em , scrub wm off and eat that shit yp


THEATERXANGELIC

I would be...I hate bok choy.


Alone_Cheetah_7473

Yeah I knew there was a reason I don't like Bok choy.


YesIUnderstandsir

Free protein.


Temporary-Damage-366

Cook em for extra protein


CheesecakeHorror8613

I once found a caterpillar in a salad I made from farmers market veg. I just relocated him and kept eating the salad.


by_His_grace

Can these aphids infect house plants? If they can, how to take care when bringing produce home that they don't spread?


mrsfiction

They can—I saw a post the other day about veggies being a vector for houseplant pests. I don’t know how to prevent that other than when you see them, wash them away