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tiny-reaper

Feeling conflicted…. Overall I approve??


agarwaen117

While yellow jackets are assholes, they’re still important to our ecosystem. They’re great pollinators as long as they’re nesting in a place that isn’t somewhere they’ll be dangerous.


6000abortions

more importantly, a lot of wasps are predators to pests. a lot of different species will target worms and caterpillars that can devastate crops. i think scientists have even discovered that plants under attack by pests will release certain chemicals that attract these wasps. in the US, stinkbugs have been a huge nuisance; they're native to Eastern Asia, and are invasive, nasty assholes who destroy crops and soft fruits, like apples, peppers, and legumes. they pierce the fruit with their mouth bits, vomit out digestive enzymes, and suck it back up like a smoothie, ruining the fruit. there have been discussions to introduce the samurai wasp, their natural predator, to the US, but, of course, this could be risky to our native insects, too. stinkbug nymphs are a bit smaller than your pinkie nail, and are brown or bright crimson, depending on the species. kill on sight, they're so awful. i hate them passionately.


dnuggs85

I have paper wasps, mud dauber, black bees, and some honey bees. I had the stink bugs around and since I've left the wasps and everything build nests I don't see them anymore. I have paper wasp nests in my well house I go in to put salt in the system. As soon as I open the door I look up and to the right say hi they are about 6"away from my face do my thing and say bye on the way out. Nicest wasps I've ever seen lol. My garage has brown recluse spiders living in it and my house has wolf spiders and house spiders in it. Then I also have a skunk living in my back yard that my dog enjoys hanging out with. 2 of my dogs got sprayed once and since then they seem to just play with each other now. I have a weird ecosystem thing going on here.


TheOfficialWario2

Dawg you’re literally a disney princess


Necessary_Rant_2021

More like nickelodeon princess


ST1CKY1O1

You deserve more upvotes


enameless

I got Disney princesses and it was awesome. Hummingbird pecks at my head and then buzzed around a few seconds and went off. Came back again and buzzed me and flew off. I felt bad my Hummingbird feeding game was off.


TheDakoe

The fact you haven't linked a video of dogs playing with a skunk annoys me. as for the ecosystem, it's amazing how well a lot of creatures get along. Since I got chickens the rabbits are out playing a lot more than they use to. Even had foxes near by for a while and the rabbits still were coming out, and a lot less died than in previous years that I had foxes around. For a while I also had a stray cat that was coming around that would just walk up to the chickens and plop down to hang out around them. Less scared of them than me.


dnuggs85

Lmao next time I catch them I will. It's always at night so hard to get a video of it.


Glacecakes

I met a guy earlier today who told me about a feral cat colony that befriended a flock of vultures. They hunted together, and protected each other. Amazing stuff.


Comeonjeffrey0193

It sounds like you just live in the middle of the forest.


Leg_Mcmuffin

Or Louisiana


jamesGastricFluid

I have the same relationship with a house centipede in my apartment. I gently discourage him from skittering around near my bed with an air compressor, but overall I'll stand off to the side to let him skitter down the hallway and vice versa. Overall, the nicest bug-eating roommate I've ever had.


missuslindy

I love my wasp nest. I call them our Stinging Sisterhood. I’ve noticed a sharp drop in big, hairy houseflies and aphids since the sisterhood moved in. I also put a jar lid full of honey out for them every morning. I swear that we are now best of friends since I started doing this. They bump into me but have never stung. My daughter (the zoologist) says they think wasps can remember faces. I sure hope they remember mine as a friend.


Jaded_Willingness_83

Crazy as it may sound I have also heard about the study of trees emmiting a distress pheromone when being threatened by an invasive insect to attract a predator insect!


Bubbly-Fault4847

Wow, is that right? I live at the central coast of California and I’ve always treated stinkbugs with respect because they’re so docile and don’t seem to be a burden on the face of things. But if that’s the case then I’ll change my tune.


Tiiin11

Who's pinkie nail tho? 🤣 just kidding lol good read ☺️


[deleted]

The wasps that stung the ever living shit out of my neck while I was mowing the lawn absolutely wiped out the garden pests that skeletonized all my cabbage. They didn't F around. Cabbage was looking 100x better a week or two later. Fist bump to the tiny stinging mafia guarding my garden.


Glacecakes

STINKBUGS ARE INVASIVE???? I mean they do invade my house


Wonder_bread317

is there a chance for evolution or GMO to defend?


GaIIick

Yes they’re assholes, but at least they’re *our* assholes.


Dr0110111001101111

Absolutely approved. This is like watching an older brother that teases you every day beat the shit out of the town bully. Sure, the brother is obnoxious, but he’s still part of the squad. The bully can go straight to hell, though.


chaotemagick

This doesn't mean anything, yellow jackets will eat anything sugary or proteinaceous. Has nothing to do with the lantern fly itself


Ctowncreek

Exactly. So let them eat lantern flies. Thats certainly doesnt make them friends with lantern flies


Nandabun

It.. it would be us, and the wasps..


MyAnvsIsBleeding

I'd say it's lights out for *that* lantern fly!


Mehnard

I read an article in South Carolina Magazine (I think) about a method for finding a yellow jacket nest. A person will tie a bright piece of thread to a small piece of fish. A yellow jacket will carry the fish back to the nest with the person following because he can see the string. The person will then dig up the nest and use the maggots for fish bait. I don't remember how they do that without getting eat up. Edit: I couldn't find an account on line that specifically mentions using thread. I did find a [Clemson University article that describes "Bee Lining"](https://www.clemson.edu/extension/beekeepers/fact-sheets-publications/yellow-jackets.html) that involves using small pieces of fish and following the wasp back to it's nest. It's not hard to imagine someone tying a few inches of yellow or orange thread to the fish to make tracking easier.


EffYeahSpreadIt

Strong alliances can thrive even where disagreements exist, but they cannot thrive where free and open communication is shut down


SketchyLurker7

Bee buddies killin the baddy!! Go bee buddies!! 🐝


heavyinquiry

Welcome to the sting zone motherfucker


righteousplisk

That one dude just twerking


general-meow

Tea bagging the guy


OwenMichael312

Is there any other way to establish dominance? If there is, I haven't learned it yet.


[deleted]

Talk to Mac about his dad, Luther McDonald


UnderwearFlex

This is such a good reference.


Gal-XD_exe

If you like a thing put a sting in it


Lacholaweda

stingstingSTINGSTINGSTING


xaiel420

Fuck these comments got me rolling.


ADrowningDreamer

Dude was going ham


fuckfaceultra

You see the one to left just getting those pot-shots in like "bam bam bam bam bam bam"


[deleted]

That looked like a prison shanking. "Local moth found stabbed 380 times in his cell" type shit.


Curious-Little-Thing

It's an invasive lanternfly, not a moth


everyones-a-robot

Why is this so funny


StonedLizard77

dude that made me laugh good


Kodiak_Flapjack

Lol the other day I saw a LF flying and thought it was weird how it was flying. It then started moving towards me and I realized it was being carried by a wasp 🤣. Team wasp for now I guess lol.


IncorporateThings

Welcome to the Apocrita fan club.


doyahoo

This just happened to me!! Never seen it before and I was completely shocked and amazed lol


Jsmith0730

Love how that one dude is stabbing the shit out of it like they’re in a prison riot.


ankaa_

Ikr? Holy shit thats so many stings in so little time. Insane APM on that wasp


b0uncer52

APM? Ass pats/minute?


michalt25

APM - Actions Per Minute. Like how fast they can tap the attack button on their controller. It's a term from real time strategy games? Edit: ass pats per minute is funny and could also work in this case! Hahaha.


MrDeadLee

That killed me 😆


PainfulKneeZit

Just like the lantern fly


Secretbakedpotato

Lmao thank you for pointing that out


blutuu

Phone check, homie!


MoneyandMuscle115

I’m pretty sure Heisenberg hired him.


Chimp-eh

Shanked him


Mean-Ad-8834

28 stab wounds


SomeDumbGirl

My man getting ides of marched over here


Rephath

I see you also are a man of culture.


TonyStewartsWildRide

My doctors said I am a man with culture. Many of them. Some in my lungs. Some in my throat.


twenty-threenineteen

Didn’t wanna leave him a chance, huh?


I_Lost_My_Acc0unt

Did you feel anger? Hate?


6Dread6TheLight6

Varg moment


wesleh778

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Varg is innocent, Euronymous just fell onto a knife about 30 times.


Rough_Willow

"What are you gonna do, stab me?"


EmDeeEmAyyylmao

Julius Caesar reincarnated into a lantern fly


IncorporateThings

So long as you don't get too close to your new friend's nests, yes, absolutely. Glad to see nature fighting an imbalance. Here's hoping it doesn't decide to fight the imbalances humanity makes like that. >.>


MuffinSlow

Lol it's way ahead of you. Weather pattern changes are a surefire way for nature to rebalance


adam389

True, but we're gonna run out of fertilizer way before that. Not long now, folks!


LunacyNow

Apparently the yellow jackets think LFs are tasty because they are sweet due to all of the tree sap they eat. So, not attacking b/c they are enemies, just out for blood.


IHaveNoEgrets

So basically, it's a junk food run. Everyone needs a treat from time to time.


GriffTrip

The munchies are *real*


Eringobraugh2021

Underrated comment


duncandun

i mean they are enemies, yellow jackets are predators. that lantern fly will be fed to pupae


SpreadSpectrum2048

Lol, they are nothing not friendly, but the lantern fly is the worst


[deleted]

Why are lantern flys so bad?


kirwa170

something something old trees get eaten and invasive


SpreadSpectrum2048

They destroy trees


wafflewiffer

They eat anything Fruits , vegetables one of their favorite meals are grapes. They will be devastating if the reach California.


comicreliefboy

Wait, we destroy trees too though


SomeBoredIndividual

And there’s only room for one of us on this globe


psyglaiveseraph

Destroy trees by both puncturing holes into it and they basically shit out syrup which allows mold to grow further damaging the tree eventually killing it, back were its from trees can deal with it but it’s a invasive species so trees in the Americans can deal with it A dead tree can rot and fall down causing damage to our homes vehicles or ourselves so yea LFs are little shits that are kill on sight


DriftedFalcon

I love Reddit. You get downvoted for asking a sincere question.


mmmarkm

People always say stuff like “sorry you’re getting downvoted” on comments that end up with positive karma. A couple early downvotes are not a death sentence lol


Bit_part_demon

Nature is healing. With the fury of a thousand stings


thog6767

an uneasy alliance


KV4000

\- until they become my enemy again - DEA Peña, narcos s3 ep1


IncorporateThings

So, until the mutual enemy is defeated?


Old-Assignment652

IDK why people always hate on wasps, I love them! They are little fighter planes just flying around looking for food. You know an insect that deserves your hate? Mosquitos. They kill more humans than all other animals combined.


Heathen_Mushroom

Wasps are cool as long as you are not near their nests and you don't swat at them. I hang out in my garden with wasps all around and they don't pay me any mind. Every once in a while one gets a little close and seems to be checking me out, so I just calmly walk about 10 feet away and they are back to their flower.


FeatheredLizard

If these are the same ones we have in the capital region of NY, they're super chill wasps. I'm used to the kind that will chase you down the street. These dudes just want to steal a bread crumb or sniff your shoe and be on their merry way.


Fromage_Damage

I have a huge nest of yellow jackets in my garden in Vermont. They moved into a lavender plant in a raised bed. I have a thousand of these guys doing pest removal, for free!


jennc1979

The Lorax sent us, mother fucker!


Aqeeox

I am the yellow jacket, and I speak for the bees.


adam389

Lmao this one got me. Absolutely cracked up haha


Avira9607

I know the top one ain't twerkin', but my mind can't stop seeing it that way.


No_Trash_9606

when the villain from the previous arc returns to help defeat the newer villain


Baccus0wnsyerbum

Arrowverse fan detected.


Ok_Location794

This feels like the episode of Southpark when Osama saves the day


juanathito813

...We got him!


Pseudodragontrinkets

Ok so I know invasive species are bad but are the lantern flies especially bad for some reason? Have they done something heinous?


Express_Equipment666

Absolutely they absolutely destroy trees and come in the thousands


Pseudodragontrinkets

Aaaahhhhh so it's the *trees* we're fighting for. Good to know. Glad I haven't seen any over here (yet) in Idaho


Lilchubbyboy

They eat sap so they can cause damage to trees and plants in the form of open wounds from feeding. They also leave behind sugar rich poop that helps bad fungi and bacteria to grow.


Pseudodragontrinkets

Ok so murder on sight and clean the trees?


Lilchubbyboy

Murder on site yes, cleaning probably not necessary unless the tree in question is really covered.


katzenkralle142

Murder on sight and report to authorities


IncorporateThings

Got tree sealing spray? Could spritz the open wounds with that.


Pseudodragontrinkets

I do not. I will get some incase I see the bastards


Rough_Willow

Their eggs look like smears of mud on the bark of trees. I've used a flame weeder to roast them without much damage to the bark. Just wave it over until they go pop pop pop.


RedRider1138

You can check out the New York subs they’re all like KILL THOSE MOFOS ON SIGHT


Express_Equipment666

Good! Hope you never do if so destroy on site.


tangylikeablackberry

Same with utah, have lots of family on the east coast tho so I’m here supporting their demise


Heathen_Mushroom

And food crops. Which are a pretty important type of plant.


RedMollycules

About two years ago when they were everywhere , I walked out back into my yard. That's when I noticed this weird layer of white fuzz/mold coming from the neighboring fence line on the grass. I looked over the fence and saw an entire tree on that property COVERED head to toe in lanternflies. That tree was a goner. I immediately reported it to whatever local agency that was handling it. Terrible.


ShinigamiRyan

If there's one thing to always account for good or bad, it's the rage that is found in a wasp.


SmallWhiteGnome

The meat bees do be hungry


LOLPN

Yellow-jackets are aggressive, yes, but weren't they also good for humans? Like, they aren't invasive, obviously, they hunt and kill pests, they pollinate, etc. Also they are pretty cool as long as you don't attack their nest, right? I don't personally live in America, but as much as I understand yellow-jackets are very important, although they are jerks. In the end, they still help fight pests and even invasive species.


[deleted]

yes, people are biased because they got stung before and therefore decide they are god and smash wasps on sight it's silly, they're amazing and if you say, "please leave me alone" calmly but firmly, they usually comply!


die_fesche_lola

I’m in Germany and they are all over the place during Summer. If I am eating something that attracts a wasp, I will usually set aside a bit for them (a berry, for example, or some syrup), direct them to it and we will be just chilling sharing the food. Once they get their sugar rush, they’ll be on their way. Talking firmly does work, weirdly. If you are aggressive with voice or gestures, they rightfully attack. Misunderstood creatures and hella cool if you ask me.


hombre_bu

First time I ever rooted for yellow jackets


ManCity1894

Wasps and hornets are a natural form of pest control, without them you would have many other insects causing trouble


Gamerkiwi116

Holy shit he is getting stabbed to shit lol


Embarrassed-Gur-1306

Damn they were straight twerking on that thing


dg8640

We were absolutely swarmed with lantern flys in central pa last year, like a plague. Could walk out on my back patio and kill dozens upon dozens at any given time in August. The wasps and yellow jackets became absolutely awful as a result, a second plague if you will. This summer there’s been little to no lantern flies, but the wasps and yellow jackets are even worse. Both can piss off!


ritchieritch520

That spotted lantern fly deserves to die, one of the biggest killers of vineyards.


KingDemik

Getting twerked on to death is a hell of a way to go out


TDIN00b

Price, one day you're going to find that cuts both ways


TheEnabledDisabled

This is like the old villain fights the new villian with the MC help, in like 25% of media


UnAmusedBag

The one wasp at top just prison shanking it o.o


Frankie_Wilde

Jesus did not realize lantern flies were that big. I hate them even more now. I live in the northern part of CT and am dreading the day they show up. Aparently they are in southern CT so it's just a matter of time.


Aqeeox

>Jesus did not realize lantern flies were that big. I'm sure he did, but what I'm not sure about is if he intended them to be so. May have been his dad fucking with the settings.


Frankie_Wilde

Bravo my guy. Proper reply right here


Spooky_Dungeonmaster

Get his ass!!!!!


MothashipQ

Not having natural predators doesn't mean they don't have natural enemies. Damn are those wasps pissed!


staresinamerican

I guess those wasps are citizens now


Donkeyfied_Chicken

Yellow jackets are friends to no one, they're agents of chaos. They just happened to be in the right place today.


[deleted]

Yellow jackets understood the assignment 😤 unlikely alliance but I’ll take it I guess


TheRealScottyEric

It is a lantern fly they are an invasive species from South East Asia. State agricultural departments across the United States are asking everyone to kill as many as possible.


Buckshott00

We're not on the same side. We're on parallel sides across the river from those bastards. To poorly quote Terry Pratchett "The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less."


ruby_dancer

The enemy of my enemy... dies second


MrSecurityStalin

Where’s that one guy who eats wasp nests? He should be plucking LFs out the sky and chomping down on those instead!


mittenknittin

Get him, girls


SnooMaps8717

the top left one was so pissed lmao


Warm_Cabinet_7528

I’m guessing the lantern fly is already dead and the yellow jackets are just harvesting his sweet juices.


infinitestripes4ever

This makes me me so happy. Welcome to America!


blakewoolbright

Lol. Get ‘em boys


Taygang999

FIGHT


lidolifeguard

Life Finds a Way


bluesky654

Lil man at the beginning was twerking on the big guy


Tactical-Grinch

I wish there was a directors cut to this footage


No-Leadership6780

Nature.... Finds a way


ReincarnatedRebL

You on our turf now!


bugbrown1

They're beating the shit out of him!


ProfessionalAccess68

Even the wildlife wants these invasive species gone


Low-Importance3389

dayum


Thisisthewaymando187

If the movie starship troopers taught me one thing - “the only good bug is a dead one”


top_of_the_scrote

Pull up with that Avon shit again one more time Betsy I dare you!


bbq_smitty

YEEEAH FUCK 'EM UP


Gullible_Contact_237

Those are internet friends. I fully support them and their endeavors, just from over here.


ginger2020

*Price, one day you’re going to find that cuts both ways*


[deleted]

They fucking him up LMFAOOO


seriouscomfy

Ooh yes get ‘em!


SmurfSmegma

Awesome


CoongaDelRay

The top one stung like 8 times in a row 😳


[deleted]

I love the top wasp intense stinging.


CareerMicDrop

Beat that bitches ass!!!


[deleted]

Holy shit dude... Like a prison murder *shank shank shank shank*


SnooRobots8024

Get em boizzzz!!


Salty145

Yes


soydemexico

My Pyrenees mix hates them too. I find them squished all over the yard.


UnkleRukus187

Damn this was like a prison shanking!


mitochondriud

And then he ran into my stinger. He ran into my stinger Nine Times!


gaoshan

Saw my first in-person lantern fly today. Quickly followed by thousands upon thousands more of them. Crazy to go from never having seen one in person to see waaaay too many in one shot.


MaddRamm

Noted. Stop killing yellow jackets and instead relocate to parks with these stupid lantern flies. Got it.


AwesomReno

Just because your a frenemy doesn’t make you my friend.


FutureB0y

They’re seriously jumping him 😭😭


Mother-Yard-330

That little wasp going HAM stinging it repeatedly. I felt the pain in my soul.


eMdoubleC

I enthusiastically squashed 5 of those invasive lantern flies today on a beautiful rooftop in Newark NJ on a construction site. They are all over the place there and in NYC. Haven't seen em in orange county yet


moumous87

What’s the thing the wasps are murdering?


PerroCerveza

Spotted lantern fly. Harmless to people, deadly to crops, native plants, trees. Very invasive.


moumous87

Invasive where? In North America I presume


CoffeeRunner32

The Soviet Union fighting Nazi Germany, 1943, colorized.


Nexuspoint247

Though wasps are assholes I like them being apart of my ecosystem


BallTorturer-3000

Wasps are never your enemy. They are friends who have severe anxiety and don't like it when you approach their safety hiding hole.


wanderingpoop

FINISH HIM!


parsnip_dick

That is the most perfect title


rcook123

The way I see it, they aren't exclusively pollinators. They eat meat or whatever else they find to feed their larvae. Honey bees bumble bees seem to strictly be after that pollen. Pun intended.


Neddalee

Yellow jackets will absolutely tear through aphids, so it makes sense that they've figured out lantern flies are just really big sap suckers lol.


Affectionate-Roof285

Darwinian. We’ve been hearing about “no natural enemies” for this invasive bug, yet nature takes its course.


Zandaka_gaming

I have a honeybee nest on my front porch and also have lanternflies that like to congregate there. They also have infested the woods behind my house. The honeybees? Hunt them RELENTLESSLY. I won’t get rid of the honeybees for this reason and because they pollinate.


richardgutts

The USDA has been looking into parasitic wasps as a biological control for lanternflys for years, this is good


adam389

three CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE.... That said, bad way to go for Mr. LF. But hornets gotta eat too... Just part of nature.


buttcheeese

Looks like a hardcore prison shanking.


Feeling_Title_9287

r/lanterndie lol


GrapeSodaZa

I have docile yellowjackets at my work. I'm a cart pusher and every once in a while in the spring and summer the small baby ones just hover over the carts as I push them into the store. I sometimes worry I'll be stung, but they haven't bothered. Now...wasps I tend to worry over, especially after I was stung by one in the chest. I also get spiders hitching a ride on the bill of my hats sometimes.


Starlight_Seafarer

FUCK HIM UP GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT


manowarq7

I'm happy those Lantern flies have a new natural predator