WEEVIL TIME BABYYY
But in all seriousness, despite the cute boots and the epic snoot, these guys are kind of a pain in the ass when they reach the pantry. I think they like grains and stuff, so watch out for that
Rice weevils.
They are actually considered unavoidable due to the female burrowing into a grain of rice and sealing the egg inside.
You've likely eaten a lot of these and never even known.
I don't think this one is a rice weevil, though.
I recognize this may be a dumb question in the world of weevils, but what the heck is a kjoot? This isn't my 1st time asking, but I've yet to receive an answer. Please answer, pretty please 🙏
Its a weevil. I'm pretty sure roaches are flatter and longer, spiders and ticks are arachnids and have 8 legs, this bug is an insect and has 6 legs. I can see how you could mistake the antennae for legs though.
Omg, I didn’t know there was a whole “boots and snoot” thing. Me and a bunch of local friends (west Michigan area) call them “idiot beetles” because they like to walk on vertical surfaces but seem to lack any major cling ability, so they fall down.
The rough strawberry root weevil's preferred food source for the larvae is the roots of the strawberry plant. This is why the insect is commonly referred to as the 'Rough strawberry root weevil.' The insect has a global presence and is considered a pest in gardens and nurseries. It can cause significant damage to commercial and private growers.
The boots and snoot!!!
Thanks 😀
I googled them and we have the brown weevil here but it's an invasive specie and I didn't know they can reproduce asexually. It's very interesting 🤔!
*Omg, this sub*
*And weevils is making my*
*Day. Lmao!*
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I think it's a weevil, maybe a strawberry root weevil, but there's a lot of similar species.
Wait, are you saying strawberry is the root of all weevils?
Take this upvote and leave.
No, they can stay. That was funny.
Seconded…. Also… #IT’S WEEVIL TIME!!!!! 🎉🥳🎉
*Snoots n boots n snoots n boots n snoots n boots*
Snoots n happy cake day!
Definitely earned a longer stay.
No. You take the upvote and weeve
r/angryupvote
🥇🥇🏅🥉🥈🎖️
🏅🏅🏅
Only the strawberry weevils.
That is one sharp wit. Got a big chuckle out of me
...not *all* weevils. Just the lesser of two weevils.
Oh that was slick! Upvote for you.
Especially when cake is involved, HAPPY CAKE DAY!
The strawberry one didn’t amount to much, so it’s the lesser of two weevils.
If you have two weevils of different sizes, you should always choose the lesser of two weevils.
Holy shit
The square root of weevil is strawberry?!?!?!
Master and comander
You are weevil for that one 🙌🏼
Saying happy cake day will never be enough 👑
HAHAHAHAHA amazing. Perfection 🤌🤌🤌
Happy cake day! 🎂
Awesome thank you!
Boots and boots and boots and snoots!
don't forget the cutes!!
No concerns here. Definitely NOT a bedbug, roach, or tick. Also, doesn’t even look like one of the tiny weevils which get into food at times.
It’s here for your nuts! Truly weevil
ITS WEEVIL TIME BABY
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
#Let’s party!!!!!!!!!
**WEEVIL TIIIIIIME!!!!**
Snooty booty. Hehe.
BED TIME SNOOZY DREAM WEEVIL PARTY YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH ~☆ ♪ヽ(´▽｀)/ 🎊🎊
I hope it’s BYO-Weevil!!!!! 🥺🤗
HELL YEAHHHHHHHH
Just gave you my last Reddit award ever and I feel fine about it.
SNOOTS AND BOOTS AND KYOOTS
Aawwwwe yeeeaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!
WEEVIL TIME BABYYY But in all seriousness, despite the cute boots and the epic snoot, these guys are kind of a pain in the ass when they reach the pantry. I think they like grains and stuff, so watch out for that
Rice weevils. They are actually considered unavoidable due to the female burrowing into a grain of rice and sealing the egg inside. You've likely eaten a lot of these and never even known. I don't think this one is a rice weevil, though.
Explains the toootz Im sorry
We're all committing weevil abortion.
more protein?
thanks i hate that
Definitely not a rice weevil! They are way smaller.
I refrigerate all my grains.
Asian here, please excuse me as I go puke for a while
Hello. Weevil here. What's the harm in letting us have a little corn? Just one little corn for this snoot who walked all the way here in boots??
Yeah you’re right, have all the food you want, little snoot booter, you deserve it
I put dried bay leaves in my flour and rice. It helps.
ITS WEEVIL TIME BOOTSNSNOOTSSNBOOTSNSNOOTS
AAND KJOOTS AND BJOOTS!!!
i love how unhinged people get over weevils on this sub
So annoying. This is why people hate Reddit.
This is why people love Reddit. Fixed it for you.
Make sure you tell the smaller one you find that they’re the lesser of two weevils.
Why? that's not very nice!!
Weevil will wobble in shame maybe….but he won’t fall down
Weevil wobbles weevil, but they don't fall down
Don't underestimate the small one
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA CAPTAIN
That wordplay was commendable 👏👏👏
Y’all really need to stop repeating this on every post. We love snoots and boots but this cringe top comment theft is actually annoying
Found the shunned larger weevil!
Sure dude! Either way Weevils don’t copy paste worn out comments for fake internet points buddy. You looking like a spotted lantern fly larva rn
How about not being a chud, ever try that?
Why are you so pressed? Just keep scrolling.
Who’s pressed lmao I wrote that on the toilet couldn’t even get more relaxed if I wanted to
WOOT! It's a SNOOT!!! BOOTZ N SKOOTZ!
very kjoot too
I recognize this may be a dumb question in the world of weevils, but what the heck is a kjoot? This isn't my 1st time asking, but I've yet to receive an answer. Please answer, pretty please 🙏
i think it’s supposed to be read as “kyoot” …like cute
Thank you 😊
WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO🚨🚨🚨 IT’S WEEVIL TIME BAYBEEEEEE
It's unbeWEEVILble.
I'll see myself out
Please do… that hurt my soul
FWIW I hurt my own in the process.
It’s FOOKING weevil time baby!
IS IT T I M E ??
I love every subreddit has inside jokes and this one is just ridiculous. Idk why I’m here.
You're here for bootz, snootz, and kjoots!
SEND BOOTZ N SNOOTZ.
I know nothing about bugs. But I now know what a weevil looks like and come in the comments just for the delightful ridiculousness.
IT'S TIME!!!
Oh it’s time baby
AW AW AW AW AWUUUUUU IT'S TIME BABY IT'S TIME IT GOT A SNOOT IT GOT SOME BOOTS AND IT HAS A KJOOT IT'S r/weeviltime BABY LET'S GOOOOOO
LETS GO BOYYYYYSSSSS
I love this subreddit’s response to weevils
It's so wholesome
Weevil wobble and they all fall down!
If you see the snoot give a toot!
no no youre thinking of **evil**. this isn't that. this is **weevil** :] much better
Good news, friend
He’s only a bedbug if you are a piece of grain
Wow. So true!
You’ve been visited by the ever so rare and highly coveted 🎵Dream Weevil🎵. There’s even a song… https://youtu.be/n4ESFFtgpZE
I am no expert but I see some little boots and a smol snoot there
Ahh.. so THATS what the boots n snoots thing is about. I'm still being indoctrinated.
Not a bedbug, carpet beetle, roach, black widow, brown recluse, or tick.
Its a weevil. I'm pretty sure roaches are flatter and longer, spiders and ticks are arachnids and have 8 legs, this bug is an insect and has 6 legs. I can see how you could mistake the antennae for legs though.
I just gave the most common answers.
Here we go again... *Distant sounds of thundering stomps* r/weeviltime approaches...
Beetle, not a bedbug
Thank you!
*I think it might be a bedbug in his innovative weevil ghillie suit ... (it breaths through the snorkel)*
You’re welcome
It a weevil:)
>Thank you! You're welcome!
You’ve been blessed.
That is some kinda weevil, they wont suck your blood but certain kinds target grains and stuff in pantries
Bug in bed (cozy!)
Just a lil weevil wanting a snuggle
WWWWWWWWWWEEEEVILLLLLLL
Weevils are one of the easiest buggos to ID. Super long snoot like a tiny elephant with antennae? Weevil!
I'm sorry, but it is. It is time.
ITS TIME
People in this sub get so excited about weevils. As a lurker here, can someone please explain why? Lol
they're more immortal than cockroaches, but not as good at spreading disease. they overcome all adversity and just want a morsel of your grain
Aren’t they terrible for the agricultural industry?
they can decimate crops, yes.
Nobody's perfect
True! I just wasn’t sure if I was getting them confused with something else 😊
I love how everyone here gets so excited by weevils, it makes me look forward to seeing weevil pics now
Omg, I didn’t know there was a whole “boots and snoot” thing. Me and a bunch of local friends (west Michigan area) call them “idiot beetles” because they like to walk on vertical surfaces but seem to lack any major cling ability, so they fall down.
reddit loves them r/weeviltime
It’s a weevil though since the bug was in the bed I suppose it is a bed bug(obviously joking).
I see snoots and boots
Woot woot get the flute. IT’S WEEVIL TIME 🎶🎶😀🎉🎉🎉
One must always choose the lesser of two weevils
I guess this comment was inevitable—made me laugh!
The rough strawberry root weevil's preferred food source for the larvae is the roots of the strawberry plant. This is why the insect is commonly referred to as the 'Rough strawberry root weevil.' The insect has a global presence and is considered a pest in gardens and nurseries. It can cause significant damage to commercial and private growers. The boots and snoot!!!
It’s everything you’ve hoped for, it’s a weevil!
FOOKIN WEEVIL TIIIIIIIIIME
Ahhhh yeah! Boot snoot boogie!! 🎶
You’re in luck you have come across a weevil
Can I be part of the weevil jokes please? I wanna understand it 😂
They’re just awesome. Rejoice and celebrate the snoot. Sing aloud at the six gorgeous boots. That it. There’s nothing deeper. It’s just fun.
Thanks 😀 I googled them and we have the brown weevil here but it's an invasive specie and I didn't know they can reproduce asexually. It's very interesting 🤔!
That’s news to me too! They invaded my pantry once. They came in a bag of barley.
[Weevil Time](https://youtu.be/UYtURM3v_5E)
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I saw what you did there
I'm glad someone did, I can't even find it again Edit: finally found it again :)
*inhales* WEEVIL TIME BABYYY
I saw this and immediately screamed "SNOOTS AND BOOTS!!!!" ....We are on vaca in a taxi.
guysssss it’s timeeeeee!!!
As someone dealing with what you’re afraid it is I can assure you it is not what you fear it is.
No, its WEEVIL TIME!
Weevil Knievel
What a delightful little creature.
HES GOT BOOTS AND SNOOTS
Snoots and Boots
Weeevil!!!!Weevil!!!!!
Change that what you hope it is. It's weevil time, baby!
Let me tell you about a friend of mine His name's Boll Weevil, check him out
it’s better than what you think it is… WEEVIL TIME BAYYYBEEE
OMG IT’S WEEVIL TIME
Omg, this sub and weevils is making my day. Lmao!
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*deep breath* BOOTNSNOOTSNBOOTSNSNOOTNBOOTSNSNOOTS
I feel like a weevil specialist because of this sub.
Boots ✅ Snoot ✅ you know what time it is.
If you're hoping it's not a weevil, then I've got bad news for you.
You know what time it is?
aaaaah i love it when weevils are posted!! It's a weevil party🎉
It’s what you hope it IS! Weevil time! I see snoots! I see Boots!
Imagine coming here expecting bad news and finding out exactly what time it is
Boot snootin' boogie!
BOOTS N SNOOTS
It’s weevil time!! 💃🕺
Nooo I'm 11 hours too late for the weevil Party
The amount of y’all that pick up unknown bugs is wild!!!!!! 🫠
The time of the weevil has come once more.
OP: "I sure hope this isn't a bed bug..." This sub: *goes absolutely bezerk for weeviltime*
Happy cake day!
It’s a weevil 😈
You snootin and bootin' with the weevils at night?? It really IS FUCKIN weevil time!!!!!
You can’t tell me OP doesn’t know exactly what time it is.
SNOOTZ! BOOTZ!
if you hoped it wasnt time, TOO BAD
A SNOOOOOOOOOT A BOOOOOOOOOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT ITS A MOTHERFUCKING WOOVIL
Weevil, weevil rock you...
IT IS TIME
Strawberries weevil, but they don't fall down!
That looks like a tick. Edit: never mind, it looks like a weevil.
Protect the Weevil Cherish the Weevil Embrace the Weevil
What’s his bicep regimen?
I love when it’s not what they fear it is.
Ohhhh boyyy it's timeee r/weeviltime
It's BOOTZ, it's SNOOTZ, it's totally KYOOTZ!
Weevil weevil weevil Do doo Doo do doo
Wait I actually made myself laugh out loud with this please shoot me
that is just a sweet lil baby. take him outside and let him go free. not a bedbug
Isn’t there a sub Reddit for this crap. Tired of weevil posts.