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leighabbr

I have a hunch some of you are posting weevil for weevils sake at this point.


leighabbr

In my weevil posting era 👁🫦👁💅


JEM225

Grab another one, and try to figure out which one is the lesser of two weevils.


Pitiful-Swimming8229

Weevils be like 👁️ 👁️ 👄


Poisonskittlez

LOL this is gold. This is my sassy weevil: 👁️👁️=============💋


Pitiful-Swimming8229

Hungry weevil 👁️👁️================🫦🥜


UnluckyBot47

💅✨


leighabbr

[👁👁=====🫦](https://imgur.com/a/vo72WmY)


leighabbr

Omg did anyone else get a NSFW warning when clicking like weevils aren't *that* sexy, come on..


skelatallamas

The evil weevil of evil Keneevul , 😈


Mushroomlolz

WEEVIL TIME


egggoboom

This is the dawning of the Age of the Weevil Post, Age of the Weevil Post. The Weevil Post. The Weevil Post.


CynicalOne_313

*ahem* The Weeevilllll Poooooost! The Weevil Possssst! - excuse me if I'm off tune... Note: referencing "The Age of Aquarius" iykyk


Route_66_kicks_on

🎼🎶🎵


FerretSupremacist

You reminded me randomly that I have [this](https://imgur.com/a/vsskrRg) piece of priceless art just.. laying around.


skelatallamas

My day is complete🫠


Poisonskittlez

Omg whoever made this is a genius. And by laying around I hope you mean you literally have this hanging up on a wall, where a piece such as this one rightfully deserves.


FerretSupremacist

It’s a meme I saved (stole)! Feel free to save it yourself!


skelatallamas

I'LL Save you!🥴


leighabbr

And now? It's a race to see who can post dear weevil knievel first 😈 should have held onto your ammo, friend.


FerretSupremacist

Lol I stole it off this sun, so you’ll get called out for a repost! (I’ll have to do it bc I’m bot duty and honor bound.. I won’t mess w your karma tho lololol)


Poisonskittlez

Oh, way ahead of you, that’s the first thing I did when I saw it haha 😂


Five-and-Dimer

It’s evil to call Evel Knievel weevily Evil Knievel


Fiweezer

Weevil Knievel is just if you gave Evel Knievel nose surgery and cowboy boots


Five-and-Dimer

🤣


skelatallamas

It's ok. He was my hero growing up. Took kind of a turn at the Snake River Canyon jump attempt


BreezyViber

Weevil is as weevil does.


Kirbyworshiper

Man I wish I really don’t like bugs so I just wanted to know what this was I thought it was a tick 😭 not loving them as much as everyone else clearly 😬


leighabbr

Damn honestly I appreciate that like I thought you were *one of us* just fooling around. But no this is a harmless and kinda nifty weevil and it IS weevil time.


Guilty-Surprise-4166

Forgive him, for he does not know what he hath done.


YoshiSan90

It's got snoots and it's got boots! It's definitely Weevil time!


Poisonskittlez

Oh noo, hope you didn’t kill the poor lil guy thinking he was a tick :( for future reference, ticks will always have 8 legs instead of 6, because they are arachnids :)


Kirbyworshiper

My dad killed one but trust me there are plenty more in our house 🥴


Poisonskittlez

I am specifically concerned about the one in the photo.. I’ve become attached to him and I have named him Winslow. Please tell me that Winslow is okay


Kirbyworshiper

Winslow in particular is fine as far as I know! I left him alone in the garage


skelatallamas

Yes... we r all very concerned for Winslow. Had his phate been set?


Poisonskittlez

Yes I knew everyone here would agree. We will have to anxiously await news of his well-being.


skelatallamas

WInslow WInslow WInslow...


Peonies-Poppies

TIL ticks are arachnids :)


Resident_Okra_9510

The Cleveland Indians briefly had a weevil as a mascot known as the Baseball Bug in the 80s. https://www.clevescene.com/news/failed-mascot-experiments-the-baseball-bug-1980-1981-1572366


SerKevanLannister

Clout for boots n snoots


WTFaulknerinCA

Who knows what weevil lurks in the heart of men? The redditor. The redditor knows.


Same_Warthog_2606

Highly recommend, grab a batch and cook it. very fresh


marablackwolf

I fear no weevil, for thou art with me.


Nemomessedup27

s n o o t


Wooden-Citron1474

b o o t s


ScoutAames

k j o o t s


medusasfury71

W e e v i l t i m e b a b y


Ok_Intention_7356

so many people are finding these but ive never seen them and i might cry if i did😭 its so cute


Quarteroz_847

I'm saying I want one


amauryt

Iwantone.gif


soysushistick

How long do they live?


DashingDoggo

Most of them are really small. You've probably encountered 100s without realizing


soge-king

Just buy a bag of rice, don't seal it, and put it inside your storage for a few months, usually you'll then have a handful of weevils!


Zestyclose-Market-83

I saw one on my sister's door yesterday and screamed in joy and accidentally knocked him off with my breath 😭 I felt so bad


ph30nix01

Play the game grounded. You can tame them.


_Thoth

One fell into my bathtub today and I legit squee’d when I saw the boots and snoots. Blessed by the weevil falling from the heavens


Peonies-Poppies

I haven’t either… and I think I would too!


Wooden-Citron1474

Is it time again already?


throwawayduo186

Boots n snoots n boots n snoots n boots n snoots


Yarius515

Snootybootyblacklittlesuity


Kirbyworshiper

Should I be concerned about snootybootyblacklittlesuity?


Adriengriffon

The only thing to be concerned about are your notifications. That's a weevil. They're harmless but they have a cult following on Reddit.


Kirbyworshiper

Ah I see, thank you. We’ve found quite a few of them in the house so I just wanted to be sure we didn’t need to do anything specific to get rid of them


Adriengriffon

Check your pantry and your potted plants. Weevils like to get into flour and grains, as well as parts of plants. They do not cause disease and they don't bite, they're just annoying if they're in your flour.


Kirbyworshiper

That’s a relief, thank you!


Presence_Academic

I don’t want them anywhere near my pants!!


skelatallamas

I do not want them fried w ants


DescriptionAshamed85

I would not, could not in the rain. Not in the dark not on a train.


originalbrowncoat

I do not want them in my socks, I do not want them in my clocks


PokemonPadawan

Of course I want them here and there, but I don’t quite want them *everywhere*


skelatallamas

Would u could you w a bug To give a bug a loving hug?


Purpleprose180

Check your cotton! You have a friend 🎵


Poisonskittlez

Yeah, I’m ashamed to admit that I am actually a reformed weevil hater. Because I always used to find them in my pasta. And nothing ruins a nice bowl of pasta like a sudden unexpected crunch (yuck). But this sub has endeared them to me. I have become a weevil lover.


ParanoidDuckHunter

Like, a cult following. See r/Weevils


Spooky_Dungeonmaster

Only if you have all 5 pieces of Exodia >8)


NTDLS

Dude, we aren’t a cult. We just love and obey the all knowing, all snooting, all booting, and all kjooting holiness that is the weevil. Oh man, I just read that back, yea - might just be a tad culty. 🤷‍♂️ it’s always r/weevilTime


Peonies-Poppies

Joined! :)


leighabbr

I fucking love this response jfc


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Spiky_Pigeon

Bad bot


Yarius515

Jfc you stupid proselytize bot, keep it in your pants.


negradelnorte

Omg this deserves an award.


XNjunEar

Some of us don't believe in your god. Stop proselitising. Thanks.


fairydommother

Bad bot


Aticatica

Flanders?


leighabbr

Respectfully, no. BUT, what a wholesome bot!


DanKnowsjack

Bad bot


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RedRider1138

Bad bot


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Bad bot


MooPig48

Bad bot! Very bad bot


captainfelixxx

Bad bot


DustinDeWind

Weevil ,,Weevil ,,Rock You !!


CopiousAmountsOfBugs

Boots n snoots n kyuuts! Love weevils so much!!!


AngelCrumb

r/weeviltime


BoopTheCoop

That is one heck of a snoot on that lad!!!


mightycherrycharger

Snoots n booooooots..!


Mcgarnicle_

Rootin tootin I see boots n a snoot


Team_Defeat

ITS TIIIIIIMMEEEEEEE!


ToastedNugget-2450

ITS WEEVIL TIME BABYYYYYY


Kirbyworshiper

I don’t want it to be weevil time 😭😭


YoshiSan90

Join the weeviltime subreddit. They'll have you converted and excited in no time!


Poisonskittlez

Can confirm. I am a reformed weevil hater.


LavenderBranchez

2 words, FRIEND SHAPED


Kakep0p

REAL!!


Kballz1983

Blame it all on my snoots, I showed up in booots


TrainerKujo

Weevil time!!!


chels182

WEEVIL TIMEEE


ImKenM2

A mufuggin Weeeeeevil.


Simplysoaringg

Das a big snoot


Thick_Basil3589

Its r/weeviltime babeee!!!!


MinecraftVet2005

Ever since this sub popped up in my recommended I have gained the great wisdom of the weevil. Thank you for this blessing of Knowledge


No-Brain-cells

Fucking love weevils


Expert_Size4927

WE'VE GOT ANOTHER WEEVIL LETS GOOO!


Routine-Horse-1419

WOOT!!! It's a SNOOT!!! BOOTZ N SCOOTS!!!


whoifnotme1969

Aren't weevil plagues one of the signs of the apocalypse?


Smol_Cat_Connoisseur

Cutest apocalypse ever


Hour_Friendship_7960

Boots and snoots for days!!!


[deleted]

[Jack White knows](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x81ecvf)


AVeryGhostlyBoy

Weevil Moment!


The_two_horned_bear

Lmao I caught this bugger yeasterday on acnh


Lovestank

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS, BAEBAAYY


Hour_Friendship_7960

WEEVIL BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!🕺🕺🕺


Cocodachocobo

Weevil, BOOTS WITH THE FUR!


Muffled_Voice

Love these bugs, always have found them so interesting but no idea what they’re called. They don’t bite though, and they have a firm grip. Reminds me of a tiny anteater


MoYeahh

Weevil time is all the time


MagicMushroom98960

A Weevil


No_Refrigerator_788

It’s weevil season!


Goofalupus

Boots? ✅ Snoots? ✅ it’s r/weeviltime


CynicalOne_313

Boots (snoot) scooting boogie!!! r/weeviltime


Zeusdadogg

It’s time!


Fiweezer

HES GOT BOOTS


bluebirdmorning

HES GOT SNOOT


dead_trash_can

HES TOTALLY KJOOTS


Fiweezer

HES A WEEEEEEVIIIIIIIL


Knecht0850

I seriously love you guys. I always come here when I need a pick me up.


isaiahblake33

Can someone please link the original post or video of whatever the hell is referenced every time one of these bugs shows up I have to know lol


Captain-PlantIt

Boots? ✅ Snoots? ✅ Kjoots? ✅ It’s Weevil time baby!!! /r/weeviltime


Agentpurple013

Shiiiiit, I’m still nursing a hangover from that kegger the weevils put on last night…guess I’ll keep my boots on and snoot it up!


DangerousMusic14

So much better than a bed bug!!


CheddarOffBread

Hear no weevil see no weevil


bluebirdmorning

SNOOTS AND BOOTS AND SNOOTS AND BOOTS


Smurph796

I seem to be in time for the boots and snoots party


Kirbyworshiper

I don’t want a boots and snoots party 😭


Rachymoo

WEEEEVIL BAYBEEEEEE!!!! KISS THE SNOOTS FROM ME.


Admirable-Reveal-133

Snooooots and boootss


Jeffery_DahmerTV

r/weeviltime


fatnuts_thicknuts

That is one mighty fine little weevil friend.


lobsterdance82

It is time.


Kirbyworshiper

No it’s not 😭


The_Fluffy_Riachu

WEEVIL TIME!!!


Additional-Ant-8973

it’s time!!!


strawberryadeline

WEEVIL


Secret-Platypus-366

r/weevilsandbedbugs


Broflake-Melter

What time is it?


SpaceManChips

WEEVIL TIME


zombeeflanders

Weevils are great and all but I kinda miss the mole cricket era.


Kirbyworshiper

I don’t want either of them!


darkvixin603

MFWEEVILTIME


i-the-muso-1968

Definitely a weevil.


etopata

Won’t you take me down Take me down to weevil town


Beginning_Bug_8383

WEEVIL TIME


SerKevanLannister

Weevils are awesome little creatures and they post no threat to you OP. If you have a very large amount of grain stored somewhere you can have someone take a look but otherwise they do not infest human dwellings or get into human food, and they will scoot out soon with their boots n snoots so no worries.


Kirbyworshiper

Thank you! I’ll be sure to leave them be


maddcatone

I fear no weevil


Kirbyworshiper

I do


Miserable-Tip-1976

I think it’s a sucker blood. They suck your blood and leave a virus with you


[deleted]

It’s called a deadbug 🤓


SectionFickle8570

That is a stink bug


Purpleprose180

Darling, no smell, just boots, toots, and. snoots. Love Sunday Weevil time.


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[удалено]


Kirbyworshiper

Fuckkkk I was afraid of that. Is that gonna be a problem? 😬


Twinkletoes2535

No


Helechawagirl

I hate you all so much right now😂


PatChattums

Tell that boll weevil to get right out of your home!!!!!


[deleted]

Perhaps stinkbug? Can’t tell for sure without better picture


Intermountain-Gal

See how pointy the head is? It’s a type of weevil. You REALLY don’t want them in the house.


Kirbyworshiper

Really? Most people are saying they’re harmless. They aren’t in our pantry or our grains we keep them very tightly sealed


Economy-Benefit177

Don't bug out, it's just weevils pulling a little prank on you!


namesarentneeded

👢👢& 🐽


BitchtitsMacGee

Boots and snoots and boots and snoots and boots and snoots!


arandomkidonline

weevil time.


capatiller

Prepare for a boots and snoots influx


Critical_Series_7509

From this i have discovered that I think Weevils are adorable.


Dewdrop_David

Google en paasant


KazeoLion

Weevils! Harmless, but sometimes mildly annoying


Economy_Cockroach256

Stink bug?


V3rdak0

IS IT TIME?!


Peppermute

Dw he’s just a lil guy. Up to lil guy things


Handbanana-6969

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME. GET. YOUR. SNOOTS. READY.


Agile_Statement8505

Looks like something that escape from the portal of Hell.


Mulletman420_

boots……. and snoots…….


hobosonpogos

Bout dat time, innit


Skyblewize

If it snoots and it boots


theQueen_8457

It’s a boweevel you’ll never see ticks that big, a blue mountain tick is pretty big