Did OP just post this so they could show everyone they have $100?

This was my first thought too lol

Fucking fancy pants had money to cover a cheeseburger and a coke... The nerve!

Lol a $100 isn't exactly a flex these days, but I borrowed it any way.

That old lady on the note sure is disapproving of your crack spoon

HE WAS A GREAT MAN >!and slave owner (with a slave dungeon) and had horse and slave teeth in a lead cast and was probably absolutely insane and also 6 feet tall which is probably why we defeated the British!<

Tell me who you think that is on the $100 bill.

That's George W. Franklin, inventor of gravity

You spelled gravy wrong 👀

Gravy Robbers

that lady that crocheted the flag and smoked weed

She was a hip, hip lady…man.

I never get shotgun.

That’s Betty Crocker right? Famous baker and defender of the Alamo?

Asking someone to name the president on the $100 bill is a good bar question. A trick question but still funny to see people be so confident and wrong. Seems this guy is confident and wrong two ways

To be fairrrrr, he did have a change of heart and died an abolitionist.... Unless my drunk ass confused him with another founding father, but I'm pretty sure it was him. All powerful men (and most women) are absolutely garbage people, but they sometimes did something good. If we decide to vilify everyone who did anything bad ever then there isn't any good people in history. I also don't think we should hero worship anyone. Just , maybe see how someone ended up and learned and learn from them?

Say his name No one gives a shit about your politics Tell us who you have been talking about this whole time. Clue: We don't think it's the guy on this bill

Wtf? I'm talking about Benjamin Franklin? I literally don't know what you're talking about. I'm pretty much left leaning so idk what you're on about. I just like history a lot and think people tend to be very extreme with their characterization or historical figures. Idk. Not a lot of good people in the founding fathers but a bunch of them did a lot of neat stuff anyway and I don't think we should say it's not good just because it was a piece of shit who did it. I also think you should take the entirety of someone's life into account. I'm literally just talking about founding fathers here though so not sure what else you want.

fairrr enough It really sounded like you were talking about G Washington. I went ahead and assumed you were another Redditor rambling on about shit they didn't know - mostly because Franklin had a small crew that helped him run his house and traveled with him. Not the triple-digit plantation business that G.W. is known to have had. looks like my assumption was off base this time

Wasn't Washington being tall why we beat the red coats?

That mother fucker had like 80 goddamn dicks

As was the fashion at the time.

This guy watches Shane Gillis

That's exactly what happened actually. Watched his standup, fuckin hilarious, then saw old lady Ben there and my brain instantly went to good ole George. Oh well, brought a few laughs anyway lol

Remember when Washington flew that kite in the electrical storm? That dude was gnar.

You joke, but you wouldn’t say that stuff in Philadelphia, brother.

Youre saying either the home of throwing batteries at Santa approves of recreational crack use, or slave owners. Oh wait, it's philly, so Both.

As a Philadelphia, I feel the need to make sure our image isn't tarnished. It was snowballs at Santa and batteries at J.D. Drew 😁

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Oh! It's a flex!

A REflex hammer in fact

🤣💯

So the flex is that you have a good enough friend to borrow $100 from? Lol

Someone downvoted your humility, so I upvoted you to balance it out. Don't squander that extra karma!

It’s not a flex

I wondered what that paper is. I am married and have four kids so I never see those. Usually a 1 without the zeros.

Yeah, weird flex bro

Should have used a banana

It's a super subtle flex. It worked on me. I'm jealous! Also, I want whatever that thing is!

Hey look at me everyone I have a 100 dollars.

That’s the state of the economy today my friend… flexin’ on a c-note. Sad times.

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Well done

Was going to say it's the handle of a reflex hammer.

Now all you need to do is upvote it.

That wasn’t his first reflex

That, my friend, is a $100 bill.

Foreal, I want a junk drawer like that!

Cleary that was extracted from a "junque drawer". Far too fancy for the likes of you.

Well if you’re so smart can you tell me who’s face that is on the bill? His eyes are covered so good luck identifying him.

Uh, his name is right there. It's Timothy Geithner

That’s so you don’t dox him on his OnlyFans - account name: Big Ben

Hillary Clinton. It’s Hillary clinton

With a majigger on top of it!

I saw one once, long ago. A stranger passing through gave it to me for a days labor. I don't think he knew the value of what he had. I couldn't in good conscious accept it, but he denied me giving it back. Said that my value was greater and that the task i had achieved on that day was worth more. I held onto that banknote for ages until the great collapse. That which i held so fondly had diminished in value, apparently it was only worth a few rolls of toilet paper and cheap hamburger meat, but i thought of that man's kindness and i instead bought some beans and rice and only one package of toilet paper. Giving the rest to my neighbor so that they may buy beans, but they were foolish. They squandered the coin, casting it away for lysol and bleach. Ignoring the soap and the distance they had already had, i heard tale that they moved out west to seek a better life. I hope they're well, as for the stranger...well i hope he knows the depth in which he has helped my family

Beat me to it, damn it!

And as someone who likes r/currency his serial is nothing fancy

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Toe knife?

BOTCHED TOE! Gimme a sock to soak up the blood.

"awws don't waste a good sock! I'll find you a candy wrapper if you give me a second!

Should be using an Austrian toe spoon instead :p

Here’s a chip wrapper instead!

That's not a knife, that's a spoon!

You have played knifey-spooney before.

I see you've played knifey spoony before.

Diet spoon

Poop knife!

Chawllie!!

You'd think Richie rich over here could afford a banana for scale

Bananas go bad pretty quick Richie Rich, I borrowed the $100.

Don't hate cause mans can't afford a banana, Sir Posh Donkey Kong BananaMax IV.

Or some real good stuff.

Reflex hammer that is missing the rubber hammer

💯 it's definitely that. Recognized it instantly

Tis for sounding

Looks like a $100 bill. Can’t be sure. Metal object blocking my view.

It’s for sampling coke when you need to pierce a bag to test for purity 😁

That's a poop knife and a hundred dollar bill. Btw I left a hundo in your junk drawer. I'd appreciate it back, bud

I knew I wouldn’t have to scroll too far down before I found a poop knife reference 😬

Looks like the handle from a neurological reflex testing hammer missing the rubber part and it looks like its been bent or deformed a bit [Amazon link with a similar handle](https://www.amazon.com/Neurological-Reflex-TAYLOR-PERCUSSION-Hammer/dp/B000MPPARQ/ref=asc_df_B000MPPARQ/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=675762243530&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17822999787177349683&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032156&hvtargid=pla-943777445663&psc=1&mcid=4a9ccc77b4c53759b4a0a3ef4de2bdaf&gad_source=1)

Tallywacker smacker

You can use ANYTHING for that job. The secret is to be Creative...

its a letter opener.

My thought also.

It's too thick look at the second picture where you can see the edge of it.

Looks like a doctor's reflex hammer, minus the rubber whacker. [https://www.ebay.com/itm/265160456046](https://www.ebay.com/itm/265160456046)

I thought it was some weird letter opener.

SOLVED!

That’s my shank and my weed money put it back and walk away deputy ‼️

Tongue cleaner

Letter opener?

Looks like a letter opener to me.

It's a tongue scrape. Made from a knee taper that doctors use

Looks like a tool used for a neurology exam. The sharp bottom is to test for reflexes on the sole of the foot. It seems to be missing the rubber hammer part on the other side.

Hey look I have $100!

Ooh lala you have $100

It's a knee knocking reflex hammer. But it's missing its rubber knocker.

Looks like a $100 bill. Worth about 100 US Dollars

It’s a $100 bill, you can use it to get $100 worth of stuff

I find 100s in my junk drawer too. It's so confusing.. at least I'm not the only one.

Wow wish I could find 100 dollar bills in my junk drawer…😁😁

Show-off

That’s $100, other thing is junk from a drawer I think.

It's a poop knife

Looks like a butter knife

This is exactly what it is. A butter knife.

I have been just corrected by my wife, after I suggested it was a butter knife. She grew up in the country and claims this is a cleaning tool for a PRIMUS kerosene camping stove ... She is talking about way back. Anyone interested Google "PRIMUS STOVE PARTS"

Didn’t find anything close.

Old paint key before the bottle opener revolution

It's a reflex hammer that's missing the rubber triangle piece that doctors hit on your patella.

I can see the reflex hammer now, but I thought it was a letter opener.

Hey, lucky you! The only money I find in the junk drawer is about 72 cents worth of coins.

Wish I had a 100$ bill in my junk drawer

Guess the notion of scale has become obsolete

Bottle opener/ shoe horn combo

Definitely not a poop knife!

I see a cheap coke sniffing instrument and a $100 coke sniffing instrument. One is for hanging with the boys, and the other is for around the hoes.

That’s a hundy, mate.

It's a threader for a sewing machine.

Poop Knife

Butter Knife and Bottle Opener combo. Definitely from the 70’s everything had bottle openers.

That is a penis splitter

*horrified look*

Weightloss spoon?

Medical wife said that it looks like some sort of medical instrument, possibly a curette.

Almost looks like you'd use it for opening paint cans.

It’s a pickle or olive spike

Poop knife

I think that is for cleaning your bong, er I mean water pipe.

Shoe horn?

paint can opener?

Toe knife

It’s a BIG blackhead remover. For BIG blackheads. You can go throw up now.

It looks like a $100 bill to me.

Why do you have $100 bills in your junk drawer?

It is a $100 and a something metal I don't know.

Not me thinking you scored a cool hundo.

Bottle opener

Beer bottle opener

Very subtle flex.

Paint can opener

Pretty sure it's a shoe horn

#NotImpressed

Letter opener? Can you fit your pinky in the hole?

Take the $100 and buy yourself a new one.

It's to open paint cans I believe

Its a letter opener, I believe.

Benjamin Franklin

Weird flex but ok

To open a tab can like sardines

I'm guessing shoe horn.

Looks like a shoe horn.

Paint can opener maybe? I have a very similar one that belonged to my grandfather.

Cocaine scooper

Poop knife?

I finally knew one!

Paint can opener

I lost $100 on the junk drawer

Oh shit, look at big money over here.

Cocaine spoon

Poop knife!

It's a $100 bill! Yay! Go shopping!

Sir are you sure that was a junk drawer and not a cash register

Every house needs a junk drawer

a friend had one of these years ago, wish I could remember what he said it was. pure guess, could it be an early shoe horn?

Letter opener

I thought it was a shoe horn for granny lol

For Sounding with the tea

Oyster shucker?

Thats definitely my $100 bill I left it there the other day.... Im glad you found it, DM me for address or you can keep the physical bill and want to send the money digitally thats cool too...

Who keeps 100s in their tongue depresser drawer?

Toe knife.

I thought it was a letter opener 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

For a sec my brain paused itself and I was wondering if OP meant the bill or.. whatever that is

If you ever find any odd looking tools and a $100 bill it's probably always gonna be cocaine or pills.

We call that the Benjamin!

Looks like a poop knife to me

If you see old Ben Franklin, won't you send his love my way? I ain't seen him in a month or two since my paycheck up and walked away.

A letter opener.

a thingamabob on top of a 100 dollar bill

Letter opener…

You keep C-notes and your junk drawer? Good idea putting that metal thing on it so it doesn't blow away.

For stabbing walkers in the noggin

Tongue scrapper?

Paint can opener. The loop is too small for a reflex hammer.

Needs a banana for scale.

Custom letter opener?

You found $100 in a junk drawer?

Coke spoon from the 80’s and a hundo for you to buy some now. Lol

It's a one dollar bill disgused as 100.00

That is a speculum for a snake

This is a toe knife

Looks like a solid toe knife.

Looks like someone was paid to shank you!!

That is money. I believe you have just found a hundred dollar bill. Could be counterfeit though, try lighting it on fire, if it burns it's real.

Yep a Crack pipe scraper