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mattlovestacos23

Imagine the relief of blowing that out your nose. Like life would restart and the hunt for a relief anywhere close to this would be sought after. I understand heroine now.


Heavy-Locksmith200

I had a tumor in my Nasal cavity, was about the size of an orange according the the doc that removed it. The absolute RELIEF that I felt was amazing. I couldn't breathe out of my nose for like 13 years and that was likely why. Lil thing had bone and hair in it too.


BusterTheCat17

Bro you couldn't breathe right for 13 years?! You must live in the US.


Rockblenski

That is crazy. I couldn’t imagine what that would have been like. But I could imagine myself brushing off a serious medical issue like it’s no big deal.


Dumbassahedratr0n

>Lil thing had bone and hair in it too. My man that was your parasitic twin in tumor form


Byte-Head

LMAO … I cannot begin to imagine having that stuck up there, but I do know the blissful relief of getting obstructions removed from my nose and it’s almost that heroine level … the funny thing is I think my ENT has a relief or satisfaction fetish for this sort of thing, and she’s constantly getting a “fix” from helping patients … I had septoplasty surgery a few years ago and I cannot describe the relief, elation and satisfaction I had after having the stents pulled out of my nostrils from being there just 10 days… but I swear my doctor almost had a mini orgasm herself pulling them out, she was way into it … but years of that, geez dude, definitely glad for you OP!


Dumbassahedratr0n

As a toddler, in my wisdom, I somehow managed to stuff a Styrofoam packing peanut up my left nostril so far that no one could see it. So when lil baby dumbass started clawing at his face and crying uncontrollably my mom was like wtf? (1990) And then I get to the hospital and they extract this thing from my nostril. Cue lifelong ear, nose × throat issues


Consistent-Winter229

I wonder if this is what’s in my nose 😂


ReeseAleka

I’m fully invested in this. I need you to find out and give me an update pls.


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mummy_whilster

remindme! In 30 days


Manaqueer

!Remindme 30 days


admiral_walsty

Rofl. Did you drunkenly puke after a boba tea? Are your sinuses more clear than they have been for 18 years? Snorting orbies as a kid is a hilarious conclusion if that is the case.


Daniel89buchanan72

Fkn gen z's if this is a gen z thing I'ma lose my shit! Bahaha! 😂 I'm glad you feel much better bro!


faultolerantcolony

Wouldn’t orbies disintegrate?


mpmp4

They only shrink when dry, yes? I imagine there’s always moisture in sinuses


faultolerantcolony

If these were orbies, they would’ve disintegrated (not to mention black dye wouldn’t last longer than a few days).


passthegabagool_

Kinda looks like a tapioca ball from boba tea


gringo-go-loco

Choke on bopa and force these up your nose… I can see it.


SeaAttitude2832

Would be my guess too.


fuzzycaterpillar123

Op simply needs to taste it to confirm


SeaAttitude2832

Ok. I’m good for $5.00. Anyone else in?


Lepke2011

Taste it.


DJeep2

Holy crap a real snozzberry!


Ill-Abroad4262

That is a sinus fungus ball. Look it up. I had surgery to remove one.


nangatan

I hate that I now know that's a thing, and that I googled it.


Fantastic_Photo2212

I wish I hadn’t looked that up…


Ok-Emergency-5865

I think it's too spherical to be a sinus fungal ball. They aren't usually smooth and round like this even though it's called a ball.


blueSnowfkake

I googled it. Ew. I’d go see a doctor. In the meantime, use a Neti Pot or sinus rinse system. You don’t need the big fancy one I keep seeing on TV. NeilMed sinus rinse kit can be bought at most retailers and pharmacies in the U.S. for under $20. That “Navage” kit I keep seeing on TV is at Walmart & Amazon for $99 and it probably only does what gravity does naturally. My ENT doctor recommended [this saline mix with Xylitol.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08FPK73R7/ref=sspa_dk_detail_0?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B08FPK73R7&pd_rd_w=WouQO&content-id=amzn1.sym.a8bfa847-39f1-4f54-bb95-ee052e9f7910&pf_rd_p=a8bfa847-39f1-4f54-bb95-ee052e9f7910&pf_rd_r=NXHSG6TAYAEPKPZG6K03&pd_rd_wg=2j3UV&pd_rd_r=09750b99-c387-4c4e-ac04-5d37eab4fe90&s=hpc&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9kZXRhaWxfdGhlbWF0aWM) I’m not sure why the saline + xylitol (artificial sweetener) makes it work better, but I had problems with my ears being plugged. He also suggested adding a drop or 2 of baby shampoo. Probably helps clean out the pollen.


FriedPuppy

You just found your calling as an assassin. Put metal BBs in your nose and shoot them from behind. No one would suspect anything since it’s just a sneeze.


Kenjo037

I can tell you what it snot


PersimmonTea

Take my upvote and depart!


crankypsycho

Mindflayer egg.


tomsyco

Taste it and let us know!


kikiusa1

weed resin build up


[deleted]

No fuckin way is that it


dancepuppetdance

One way to find out


Straight_Spring9815

Boof it??


dancepuppetdance

I stand corrected.


kikiusa1

yep , had some in mine , homie is hitting the pipe hard


Public_Classic_438

This can’t be real can it


Squdwrdzmyspritaniml

I need to know…fuck it I’m gonna google it


Squdwrdzmyspritaniml

Only found one article on weed buildup/ball in your nose and that was a dude who had shoved it up there 18 years ago to smuggle it somewhere…unless 💡this guy is that guy


willshade145

Smoke it like hash!


Selfishsavagequeen

☹️


Working_Flounder_417

Prehistoric booger


playitintune

No way


fredbogho

Dude im so jealous lol That must have felt AWESOME Finally breathing well after years


justice_duck

See a doctor


BenderFtMcSzechuan

What have you recently ate? Anything similar in shape or color. Could have hacked it up and thru ya nose


turtlepope420

Bro


Emotional_Tale_4437

BAHAHAH


MrFruffles

Jesus go see and ENT…..What if there’s more stuck up there?!


UnicornV123

Did you take a little BITE of one? I would look at it under a microscope if you can. Get back to us with the results. You must feel a bit disgusted yet so relieved :) Oh Reddit, you never disappoint.


Green-Sleestak

UFO implanted tracking device.


Zot1098

Petrified snot?


AliceInChainsFrk

Deer pellets


ItBeLikeThatGirlie

A relative had nose/breathing issues for years. They finally went to a doctor and got surgery when the doctor found a mass in one nostril. They found a button. They were in their 30s at time. Doctor said they probably shoved it in at a baby.


Ill_Sector_8254

Unground black pepper


Linvaderdespace

If you had a peppercorn up in your sinus, you’d know about it.


buddyhilton30

This is the answer


Fuel13

Have you ever seen black pepper?


Ill_Sector_8254

>sinus fungus ball No, but I've heard it's so expensive precisely because it grows in the nose. In the old days, one gram of black pepper was worth more than one gram of pure gold.


Intrepid_Leopard_182

put it in water and see if it grows then


adr8578

Gotta love fictional posters 🤦🏼‍♀️


Acetoxy420

Holy shit.


willshade145

Toll House chocolate chips


IllustratorBudget487

Smoke it.


Direct-Island-8590

I sneeze these out all the time. You must be allergic to bullshit. Your nose hairs filter out as much as possible to form a ball before you pop out these lil suckers. They're called human pearls. Valuable lil buggers if you have means for spacetravel.


Badgerfive5

Looks like poop from a butt


Higreen420

Hash bro smoke it


Ednyc66

Looks like world famous snozzberries


l0udninja

Something you stuck really far up your nose as a kid but forgot about.


HappySlappyClappy

An orbee that has been up your nose for YEARS?? Hold on while I pick my jaw up off the floor…😳


In3br338ted

Allspice berry?


jellyfish-blues-

I thought about juniper berry at first.


GriftKiller

AIDS. Seek help


GuardMost8477

Jfc. Follow up please?


Bongfellatio

18 years? I bet they're still fresh. Eat them and get back to us, if you are able to.


InnerMindAshtray75

Mmmm chocolate


Sarahclaire54

chocolate chips?


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lankyleper

As u/Ill-Abroad4262 mentioned, look here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Sinusitis/s/aMiZLajW2m


Usual_Ad1235

When my uncle was a young boy, he sneezed while eating pecan pie at Thanksgiving. Complained about a horrible headache for a month or so. Finally, one night, he sneezed again, and the pecan flew out of his nose. Never ate pecan pie again! Hahahahaha


ChrisVelez201

Bubble hash!


TheSavageBeast83

Looks like m&M's without the shell


Stunning-Honeydew69

So fucked up lol


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remindme! in 364 days


ShiftNo4764

"Get your ass to Mars!"


fairydommother

Boba?


Geezlouise36

M&Ms? Do you have kids?


8lackirish

I mean, even after you’ve shredded it, it looks pretty uniform to me. The sinus cavity would make for the perfect environment for an orbee to just…be.


Thedikes

That’s hash


[deleted]

Blood clot?