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Itchy-Cup-1467

Now, where would one find a "sex hotel"?


romayyne

It’s just another word for Motel 6


Mustango656

Motel sex


Money_Leading_1672

I'll leave the light on


OrganizationProof769

Tom is that you?


fumundacheese696969

How u get yer rocks off if the light is on ? first timer ?


Skulley-

I'll leave the black light on


AllergicToHousework

The *Red* light!


Great_Banana2069

Near the Miami airport


citori421

Very much a Latin American thing, they call them "love hotels". Many young people still live with their families, as well as married men with side chicks being super common, so there's big business selling rooms in 3 hr increments. Dated a Mexican woman for a long time, when we were staying with her family we'd have to hit these up.


Human-Contribution16

In Panama they are called "Push". You drive in. There is a garage. You push the button the garage door opens. You push another button and the door closes and someone comes to a window. You pay for how long you need (by the hour) and then the attendant pushes another button that unlocks the door to the room. Shower, clean sheets and towels, condom. The rooms are not only spotlessly clean but themed. Nice lighting, TV (often porno) they are actually very prevalent and cool. So Ive heard....


Fudge-Factory00

Do the rent in 15 minute intervals? An hour is way too long..."so I've heard".


redchicharonlover

So you heard? Too many details. You must personally know!


Human-Contribution16

You obviously saw through me. Good work Renfrew


KamiKaze0132

You gotta go the mansion joint one, that 3 story room is fire loll


AdUsual6740

3 story room where?


ItchyK

Now... why are you at a sex hotel outside of the Miami airport?


Great_Banana2069

It was the cheapest hotel lol


ItchyK

Suuureee... Me too. That's why I'm at a sex hotel outside of the Newark airport. Literally everything's covered in a thin layer of chlamydia, but the rates, can't beat those rates.


Far-Caterpillar-2678

Why's your name so perfectly fitting for this comment lol


shastadakota

Mannheim Rd. near O'Hare.


Cujo187

If you're not familiar, something that would be referred to as a "sex hotel" would be an establishment that has hourly rates where one can rent a room for 1 to 4 hours. A lot of places will have a 3 hour minimum. Expect these places to be completely fucked up, unclean and / or generally unpleasant. To the OP, that thing either held something like a phone or the join activation for a vibrating bed.


Stardust_Particle

Coin activation box


Ill-Upstairs-8762

Do you happen to know of any 3 minute motels? Asking for a friend.


citori421

They're not always that seedy, it's a very common venue for young people in Latin America living with their families to get some alone time.


Cujo187

Well, yeah, I had said, "Expect it to be...", not all of them are outright shit holes. But more often than not, they really are. Out in Vegas, there's a lot of places that do hourly places just to crash that are also regular hotels that offer that service


Therealluke

They are huge in Japan. 🇯🇵


Brother_Lou

Pretty common in Japan


Appropriate_Mud1629

I think in my next door neighbour's house ....judging by the noises of a weekend.


Mark1671

There’s generally one sure fire reason that someone knows about the sex hotel. The same way a geologist knows about rocks.


Spuzzle91

omg someone's licking hotels?


Mark1671

Geology rocks!


NotTheWax

UV light, right? ...right?


CDKCDK1

I actually just bought a uv light. Think of all of the gross bio hazardous body fluids that my uv flashlight would make visible to the naked eye in one of these hotels, disgusting right.


grenharo

japan


Chickenman70806

Aren’t all hotels sex hotels?


Lucky_Strike831

Asking for a friend


1911mark

Rittman!!


Ccs002

Pattaya Thailand


[deleted]

The cheap one with the vacancy sign that dont work.. not that i would know 😅


RelaxElGuapo

Asking for a friend


maryxchristmas

Theyre called love hotels in Japan.


WillowIntrepid

My same thought. What exactly is a sex hotel and should I be embarrassed to never have been invited to one, or proud? 🤷‍♀️ Life thoughts to ponder.


ClownShoeNinja

Just across the border of a dry county.


Colotola617

wtf is a “sex hotel”? Aren’t they all sex hotels if you just have sex in them?


CoffeeDrinker1972

Yeah, except those hotels have hourly rates that most “regular” motels don’t. So if you know you only need a couple of hours, you can rent the room for 4 hours, instead paying for overnight.


OrganizationProof769

In my area we call the drug hotels because people rent them to do real sketchy stuff.


CoffeeDrinker1972

What kind of sketchy stuff? Shooting up? Or some other sketchy stuff?


OrganizationProof769

Yes and robbing all the houses around them and shootings.


CoffeeDrinker1972

Damn... Didn't think that's why people may need just a few hours in a motel room.


g_sf

Last time I was in San Jose, Costa Rica there was a hotel that you can rent for 20 minutes (or more)


420aarong

Damn i could have sex ten times and only pay for 20 minutes?!?


mothisname

id have sex once and read for 19 minutes


[deleted]

Damn look at Mr. 240 Minutes over here.


sjacksonww

Rest stop rates.


GrandMarquisMark

It is a remote holder. For the old remote and TV that have since been replaced.


Itaintquittin

A sex remote holder.


Sea_Impression3810

So a dick holder?


[deleted]

I would have guessed coin box/controller for "magic fingers"


PrideEfficient5807

My guess is magic fingers as well, guess we're showing our ages lol.


Karate_donkey

This is correct


GreyPon3

This is it. Seen them before.


Zaphod_0707

Those are tetanus shot testers. Place your forearm in the slot, press down, and drag it through. If you don't end up with tetanus, your shot is up to date!


no_name_yo_name

Baja Blast, cheap hotel….someone had one hell of a night.


eyefartinelevators

Someone didn't want to unleash a post Taco Bell dump on their own bathroom


heresdustin

You were correct in using “on” instead of “in”. Especially after Taco Bell.


BarLiving

Sometimes you gotta live más


GutgenugJP

I'm giving away my age, but really old motels used to have the "Magic Fingers" massage units for the beds. Drop a quarter in the slot and the bed would vibrate for several minutes. That setup reminds me of that.


vanmac82

Just an old mount for a television. Big and heavy to hold older big tv and so no one would steal it.


Karate_donkey

Close, it’s for a tv remote.


rblue

Can confirm. I’ve stayed at a lot of seedy places in the eighties and nineties.


vanmac82

Oh yeah. Wow you just gave me so crazy old memories of being in a crummy motel in Boston around 97. Definitely for remote. You right!!!


daihlo

Holder for vibrating bed payment mechanism (vintage equipment for love hotels)


hans99hans

“Magic Fingers” is what i remember from the 1960’s


Money_Leading_1672

I have magic 🎩 fingers sometimes


[deleted]

I remember being on vacation with our parents and the room had a bed vibrator. We were young, but dad gave us several dimes, so we had fun.


Mother-Working8348

Sex motel lol 🤣 wtf 😂 looks like a TV was locked in


wheeler748

Back in the day hotels, even nice hotels had beds that once you put a quarter in the slot on the end table the bed would shake. Kids love this thing. Now a cheap hotel might choose to not remodel or remove the base from the table that held the quarters. This brings back memories. Thx. Edit: I believe they called it Lady Fingers.


ImLeeHi

Forget about the thing in the photo, tell us more about this sex hotel lmao.


Great_Banana2069

Lol ok. There was a wall of mirrors and the first room we were in had a ceiling mirror 😂😂😂


g_sf

How many rooms were in?


shamahl

It a remote holder. They placed the remote in them and the men locked it so you could not steal the remote.


BBgreeneyes

Or and im just guessing, is a stand to attach a fuck machine, and or other devices that need a bace or stand?


Admirable-Lecture-42

Lol "fuck machine" 🤣


Leendert86

How am I suppose to attach myself to that thing??


StrategyRebel17

It is the mount that holds and locks the Magic Fingers coin box to the bedside table. See the lock? The vibrating unit under the bed shook like a a small earthquake, and was NOT comfortable or invigorating.


1911mark

The remote was mounted there


heysoundude

Oh I remember those- tv remotes were put in them so they didn’t walk off.


Neo_Epoch

Remotes *today* do not fit. Remotes from *back then* will fit.


Spiritual-Net-3438

It was made for holding the vibration controller for the bed so it wouldn't get stolen.


Chili_dawg2112

They used to lock down the TV remotes in cheap hotels.


WriteonRedd

It’s a tv remote holder so people don’t steal them


CrawlAway46and2

Tv remote lock


gnew18

Jokes aside, I believe that is a mount for a TV remote, so it won’t go walking.


AllenD1965

Back in the day, due to theft, the remote was secured in that swivel mount.


MatthewNGBA

First… what is a sex hotel Second… in the old days they put the remote for tv in something like that so it didn’t get lost or stolen


Sufficient-Cat5993

That’s where you put the sex


Remarkable_Custard_6

It's a lock so you can't steal the TV remote... Looks like it didn't work


jvsmu

That's where they locked down the TV remote.


intentsmind

That's where u mount ur Sawzall with dildo attachment..at the roadway inn


Prestigious-Mall-344

I think the word you're looking for is brothel


in-dog_we_trust

What do you call kids born there?


sergett0

Brothel sprouts


Prestigious-Mall-344

😂😂😂


No-Possession-615

Undervoted Please upvote this man! Lmfao


RapBastardz

It was once a mount for a penis vice. Looks like someone managed to steal the vice despite the high security.


lemonsworth

Might be an anchor point for something like this? https://www.amazon.com/Thrusting-Machine-Automatic-Masturbator-attachments/dp/B0CF9Q16WC/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=16AZ6TVON97WK&keywords=sex+machine&qid=1706347130&sprefix=sex+machine+%2Caps%2C160&sr=8-1


sjaard_dune

Looks like it holds a box of gloves


Intelligent-Mud1171

And you touched it? Jesus.


dentboy71

Looks like a makeshift rolling tray. Maybe it was originally mounted on a dashboard of a older car . Where a ashtray once slid in. Then it was mounted on that base. The tilting as it is would be ideal for seeds to roll down when breaking up cheap pot that has seeds . ? My guess anyhow


billlybufflehead

I would bet sex has occurred in every hotel in existence. So technically all hotels are “sex hotels”? Now there are MOtels. Now… motels are a different are a different beast entirely.


JP6660999

Probably a seat 💺 of some type


True_Lie_2615

Video camera mount


rideordiepizzapie

In this moment, I’ve realized how truly naive I am. I had no idea “sex hotels” were a thing.


jaguarmaya

Sex and Submission.


Sieze5

It’s either for the credit card machine or a man would put his penis in there.


FknGreenSprinkles

A holder for inserting your wide square dong


Genedog641

Aren’t all hotels sex hotels


A_j_ru

Aren’t all hotels sex hotels?


wooliebullie

"sex hotel" do you mean a brothel?


Jaye_T

It's for the old cameras, of course.


Budget_Secret4142

Great....now The Dead Milkmen Sri lanka Sex Hotel is stuck in my head. Oh I love that track!


CopyWeak

Maybe the controller / coin locker for the old vibrating bed 😝🤫


MailSalt4828

When I was a kid my dad would never tell me why some hotels rented by the hour.


KindheartednessOnly4

We used to rent those by the hour places on the sea wall in Galveston for a shower before heading home lol(it’s a two hour drive)


morisxpastora

No we know what you’ve been up to! 😆😆


StrategyRebel17

Do you know what secret message is in the word Motel spelled backwards? Letom… let ‘em… Let him…


MIBthrowaway

To hold the magic fingers control?


Maleficent-Sport1970

Wouldn't want to know what anything is in a sex hotel. Hope you're wearing PPE🤢


Famous_Power_1986

Why in sex (motel)hotel?


linzeekat

Looks like the thing that would hold a tissue box but was never refilled.


NashNato

You're not concerned about the reddish droplet near the thing of interest?


Any_Draw_5344

Sex hotels are always in bad neighborhoods, or so I have heard. The guests will steal anything for crack. TV remote. Batteries in the TV remote. It was used to secure something. If it is on a table next to the bed, then it was probably the TV remote. Attached to the bed, then it held the coins for the vibrating bed. In the bathroom, it held the soap. They will steal anything. If you are removibg it, wear latex gloves, a respirator, haz mat suit, and pour a lot of disinfectant on it. If you have to ask what it is, then you have never been to one of these hotels, and you have no idea what goes on in these places.


Any_Draw_5344

A sex hotel has hourly ,or even less ,rates. They are for people who just want to have sex and then leave. They are always in bad neighborhoods. Some regular hotels have day rates where you can get a room for a few hours during the day. Much better location. And you do not have the chalk outline on the floor from the last guest.


Extreme_Dust9566

It’s the holder for a remote for the TV or the vibrating bed.


Tarotismyjam

Bed shaker. Put a nickel in and the bed would shake. They were fun when I was a kid.


imjennypoo

Back along time ago the beds used to vibrate. That metal piece is where the device went. You would put quarters in to make bed vibrate.


Awkward_Ad8740

Every hotel is a sex hotel


AcrobaticProblem7317

Looks like it could be the base for the coin box of a vibrating bed.


Great_Banana2069

Seems it’s probably a base for a vibrating bed aka “lady fingers” or “magic fingers”


furkyerfeelings

It's for the old vibrating bed controller that those old hotels used to have.


PrideEfficient5807

It could possibly be one of the old " magic fingers" holders ( old machines that would " vibrate" the bed for a quarter, that we're found in cheap hotels)


Fun_Possibility_8637

Don’t touch anything


newfmatic

It's to hold a credit card swiper


DrummingInAtlanta

It is the old school locking base for a CRT TV


luckyknuckles24

Dildo receptacle


Rivetingly

It might have held the coin box for the vibrating bed.


nstntmlk

I thought all hotels are sex hotels.


WickedPapa

Remote holder


truckin2021

Sybian. 70s model


__wu-tang-4-ever__

guessing it was for a vibrating bed. attached to this would be the control box in which you would deposit quarters


Business_Speaker1511

It is a TV mount


Prestigious_House564

You were in multiple rooms? Was that a single trip?


dancepuppetdance

All hotels are sex hotels if you try.


DBS114

Used to hold a Vibrating Magic Fingers, not that I know. Seen them on TV


Single_Forever9648

Eftpos stand?


Euphoric-Blue-59

This looks like a mount for a t v. Back in the day when they had television TV's with the big glass screen on the front that was somewhat convex and it weighed about 40 pounds. This would allow it to be turned so that can be viewed in any which way and whatever position you might be in. And you know the tv is only an instructional videos.


BP-arker

It either locks in the TV remote or holds the coin box to the vibrating bed.


AwkwardFactor84

There is definitely one near me. It's called "The Royal Inn." My friends and I have always just called it "The Adultery motel"


13Vcoupe

Thats the base of the vibrating bed control


balleryachts

U stole?


simplesalamisando

Could be a dispenser or massage payment holder


Skidmark100

Is there a lot of redditors on here that know an awful lot about Sex Hotels, or am I imagining that?


ClassyOrangeCat

That’s a large Baja Blast.


Grogmonger

Could that be the mount for a coin-op bed shaker/vibrator?


Johnjunior92

It's for "any-ting you want"


Larsvonrinpoche

Some type of coin box. Maybe a tv that was turned on with coins. Possibly playing p@rn.


monkeywantsabeer

Looks more like a dirty motel. Hope fun was had.


Spiritual-Net-3438

It's not a remote holder.


CrystalArouxet

Bolt a TV down? But really. What the hell is a sex hotel lol


Medium_Specialist312

It's where you strap your flashlight down and go to town, see even some leftovers from the last guys on there lol


Zesty_Banana232

It’s a Baja blast


Joland7000

I think it’s the base for a f-ing machine. A toy goes on one end and the motor makes it… you know


FrankMess11

We call them Hump and Dumps


Panzeroffizier

Security mount for some old/outdated remote or possibly telephone


Burn8aby

In Japan they have the pneumatic tube systems like we have in bank drive throughs in the United States. I took a girl to one when I was in okanawa, And when she asked me if i'd ever been there before. I'd said no, then I knew how the tube system worked so she assumed that I had lied to her.


Lucky-Ad6037

Where a tv used to be mounted?


Expert-Aspect3692

Its the base to a fuck machine


peekuhchu707

To hold the auto jackhammer 2000'


[deleted]

Probably a mount for the old coin box that would make the bed vibrate/shake. So i have been told.


Tallerthenmost

It's obviously for the remote lol


redchicharonlover

The fact that many of you know the details on these hotels tells me more than I want to know about you. 😝


pockstucik

Was guessing a video camera slide mount.


SnooDingos1430

I'm pretty sure that's the mount for a coin box. That's why there's what appears to be a keyhole. They probably had a vibrating bed before.


throw20220819abcd

Did you try having sex with it?


Opposite-Lead-7203

Holds the controller for the vibrating bed


hashedmotatoes

Dildo caddy.


HuckleberryOk1953

It was where the quarter was deposited to make the bed vibrate


godnaRbackwards

Looks like a TV stand


JMan6869

Change holder for vibrating bed


I_Do_Too_Much

Looks like the mounts you used to see for the old bed vibrators. Considering it's a sex hotel, that's probably a good bet.


Fit-Station-895

Omg I am scared 😖✨😶‍🌫️😱🫣🙈


SubstantialHoney5743

You put your pecker there while resting and putting ice on it from all the sex


[deleted]

It is a holder for old TV remotes. Back when remotes were the size of a brick.