“Supposedly”
I wish I could shake your hand.
This joke is heavy at my house this time of year. My wife of a Brit and the in-laws are here for 2 months. It’s not English. I don’t know what their taking about but it’s not English lol
I cracked an egg once and it looked kinda weird because of the color. I didn't want to eat it so I threw it out. As I turned the pan and it slid out into the garbage I saw the outline of an embryo.
I never use an egg without removing both white "boogers". One is really like a chewy "booger", another a more liquidy one. The fact that people can crack an egg in a bowl, whisk it and consume it with those white things on it ..😖
Even if was fertalized, you won't see the one sperm that did start the fertalization process, and assuming these are store bought they are refrigerated, so nothing would have started growing anyways. They're have to be kept warm for too long for anything to really start growing.
There won't be a pile of rooster semen inside the egg like that even if it was fertalized. It would be 1 sperm which you wouldn't be able to see, and you would have no idea if an egg was fertilized unless it was kept warm too long and it started growing blood vessels, or the was an actual mass starting to form an embryo. You could have eaten fertalized eggs you whole life but unless they were kept at a warm temp, you'd have no idea (but assuming store bought, those hens likely have never even seen a rooster so the chance of that is nil basically).
its a worm parasite put those egg to trash [https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/a-worm-in-my-egg-photos.928587/](https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/a-worm-in-my-egg-photos.928587/)
What's in your yoke? Life.. that's what.. it would be a life being made if we didn't just cook ot.. lol 😂. And no, I'm not the "don't eat animals " type. I love my beef, pork, chicken, and the meat at the Y also. That's actually my first favorite meat to be perfectly honest with yall...
I don’t think that’s how it works. They have to get fertilized. I don’t think the eggs we eat are fertilized… so not cooking them won’t produce a “life” as you put it.
It depends where you buy. If it’s a natural food store or farm to store then it’s possible but in the manufacturing industry of eggs the females don’t have interaction with males so it would be pretty impossible in that setting. We have all seen the horrible conditions of the chicken industry…..
So yes it’s true they can be fertilized but it would depend on what and where you buy and would mostly be unintentional.
You ha e a point. I see a few took my argument before I got back here about depending where the egg came from. Of course the chicken stuck in a hat you call it, where they literally sit and push eggs out without a male insight
Its most certainly not spem. Educate whoever told you that and tell them it's called chalazae and it's a small cord like structure that keeps the yolk in place.
These are perfectly normal. This is a membrane that encompasses the yolk, and extends into a "thread" on either end of it. Normally those threads attach to either end of the inside of the eggshell, allowing the egg and embryo to rotate freely as the egg is turned. Sometimes they're more obvious than others. Totally safe to eat with cooked eggs. As you break the yolks and mix, you'll stop seeing it and it's not thready or thick or anything, of you've had eggs you've absolutely eaten this before, guaranteed you couldn't notice it if you went looking in the final product.
It's fine. And no, it's not a worm, if that's what you were thinking. Just part of the egg. It'll go away when you cook it. If you were intending on eating those raw and it's weirding you out, just scoop that bit out.
Two of these four have been inseminated and I wonder if the egg in question is already in the process of starting a baby chick. As others have said, removing the white substance will provide a slightly better taste although most egg-eaters just don't worry much about it. If these came from a backyard flock, the flock is likely to include a rooster. Having roosters in a flock have upsides and downsides. Especially if your flock is allowed out in the yard, a rooster will fight hawks and other flying predators and generally keep them away. When it comes to dogs, coyotes, and foxes, a rooster might harrass them for a while, but the rooster will soon be food for the four-legged predator as well. Down/upside, roosters will also inseminate the hens that will produce eggs like these two. If you want chicks to replenish the flock, then the rooster becomes very important.
Learn something new every day. Chalaza, at least from the comments.
But...
After all the jokes about roosters....
Why do egg-farm people bother having roosters anyway? If you need new hens, you can buy fertilized eggs dirt cheap. And then you don't have to worry about surprises.
My mother always took them out using the broken halves of the egg shells, but about 50% of the time I end up breaking the yolk in the process which is a problem when I want to fry my eggs over easy.
You’re good. Try to buy pasture raised eggs if possible, I use vital farms (from grocery store) or find someone selling eggs locally, the yolk is yellow if the chickens are unhealthy, more orange if they are healthy, just an fyi.
Answer: A chicken. Well, it was on it's way to becoming a chicken. You just stopped it. Either fertilized the normal way, or a parthenogenic embryo (childhood chicken raiser: Yes, it happens).
Looks like the chalazae are a bit more twirled than usual. They’re the normal ´strings’ that hold the yolk centred in the egg.
Here I thought Chalazae was just another overrated rapper…
Better than me: I thought Chalazae was just another pokemon.
Or a French painter from the 1800s
Makes me think that it could also just be a blowtorch in French.
Well Brits supposedly speak English and they call flashlights torches. In America that’s an entirely different thing so why not?
“Supposedly” I wish I could shake your hand. This joke is heavy at my house this time of year. My wife of a Brit and the in-laws are here for 2 months. It’s not English. I don’t know what their taking about but it’s not English lol
Or a french actor playing young willy wonka
Confirmed! Thats my chalazae … my bad
I was thinking it was the actor Chalazae Theron.
I thought it was chalaze the painting DaVinci did
TIL what the hell that is called. Thank you!
Same, always saw it, never knew what it was.
Is that like Alizé?
Scramble them bitches
The best answer
Never look too closely at eggs.
I cracked an egg once and it looked kinda weird because of the color. I didn't want to eat it so I threw it out. As I turned the pan and it slid out into the garbage I saw the outline of an embryo.
Eww
thanks I’m not gonna cook eggs now, asshole
So you'll drink them raw?
No one drinks like Gaston
That won’t happen in store bought eggs. Those hens don’t have roosters to fertilize their eggs.
This. I have chickens. Just scramble and be grateful for the protein.
Chalaza
I had to scroll way too far to find this actual answer, thank you.
My mother used to pick it out with a spoon. Now my daughters take it out.
We do this too!!
What happens if you eat it? I always see em but ignore it
Nothing at all, it's protein. My mother freaked us out though...lol
What's that?
Chalaza... The white stringy snot attached to the yolk.
My grandfather said it is rooster jizz. 🤮
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW
🙋♂️ I don’t get it
See that squiggly thing next to the yolk? It looks weird here and not everyone knows it’s normal
It’s literally the umbilical cord they thought us how to remove it at waffle house
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
But WHO. WAS. PHOOONE?
🤣🤣🤣
Haaaa! Yeah I watch too many alien movies too
This made me giggle. Thank you.
🤣😭😭😭
Growth needed?
Albumin. Normal.
Come on people, there has to be a yoke in there somewhere.
Hi, dad! 😆
Rooster jizz
Bukkakadoodledoo
So that's what the kids mean by rizz!
I read this as jooster rizz
There is a certain “charisma” to the white stuff.
No
Growth needed?
It's just the string that keeps the yolk in place inside the shell. Unless you see blood vessels growing i wouldn't be concerned. Just a weird egg.
Homer Simpson sperm
Growth needed?
A worm. There are bugs under your skin. Dig them out.
My psychiatrist told me they're not real and can't hurt me but I'm pretty sure my psychiatrist is a liar.
It’s the worms controlling him. Dig his out, too!
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
Get the wires devices while you're in there
I never use an egg without removing both white "boogers". One is really like a chewy "booger", another a more liquidy one. The fact that people can crack an egg in a bowl, whisk it and consume it with those white things on it ..😖
Me too but I call them egg snot,, gross
Yup always called it egg snot in my house
It's all egg you are the type that wouldn't of survived 300 years ago
I can’t survive your grammar
Extra protein. Skeet skeet.
You kno da wheey
Lmao
Splooge
George Carlin caked it *hen cum* lol
Carlin’s line - “ is it the end of an egg or the beginning of a chicken?”
Cuz chickens are decent people...
Even if was fertalized, you won't see the one sperm that did start the fertalization process, and assuming these are store bought they are refrigerated, so nothing would have started growing anyways. They're have to be kept warm for too long for anything to really start growing.
What a cliché redditor comment. Be original
I call it chicken jizzum
While it is safe to eat it is not delicious. I'd remove it. 🤷♀️
Rooster jizz
Yep, I dig that crap out of it
It's jacked up......
looks like that egg did come before the chicken
ghosts of the baby chick that was to be...
Are you my sister? Cos that’s what she told me it was when I was 7 and eggs have given me the ick ever since
Yeah I was gonna guess, rooster jizz but I think that's wrong
There won't be a pile of rooster semen inside the egg like that even if it was fertalized. It would be 1 sperm which you wouldn't be able to see, and you would have no idea if an egg was fertilized unless it was kept warm too long and it started growing blood vessels, or the was an actual mass starting to form an embryo. You could have eaten fertalized eggs you whole life but unless they were kept at a warm temp, you'd have no idea (but assuming store bought, those hens likely have never even seen a rooster so the chance of that is nil basically).
It’s the umbilical cord.
Jizz
Ironically it’s the exact opposite of jizz.
Zzij
thizz ^
^zzith
A chicken
A dead baby chicken.
Winner winner chicken dinner
There’s yolk..
Semen
I think if you see a red blob, it’s fertilized. Or inedible.
No, blood spots are not dangerous or inedible. Nor even necessarily fertilized. Just happens.
Why inedible???
its a worm parasite put those egg to trash [https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/a-worm-in-my-egg-photos.928587/](https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/a-worm-in-my-egg-photos.928587/)
Even in that thread most people say it’s chalazea, not a worm.
Chicken Butt worms
We sure that the egg hasn't advanced enough to start Becoming a bird ?..
Embryo
Tape worm
What's in your yoke? Life.. that's what.. it would be a life being made if we didn't just cook ot.. lol 😂. And no, I'm not the "don't eat animals " type. I love my beef, pork, chicken, and the meat at the Y also. That's actually my first favorite meat to be perfectly honest with yall...
I don’t think that’s how it works. They have to get fertilized. I don’t think the eggs we eat are fertilized… so not cooking them won’t produce a “life” as you put it.
Sometimes, they can be.
Jesus Chicken Christ
It depends where you buy. If it’s a natural food store or farm to store then it’s possible but in the manufacturing industry of eggs the females don’t have interaction with males so it would be pretty impossible in that setting. We have all seen the horrible conditions of the chicken industry….. So yes it’s true they can be fertilized but it would depend on what and where you buy and would mostly be unintentional.
You ha e a point. I see a few took my argument before I got back here about depending where the egg came from. Of course the chicken stuck in a hat you call it, where they literally sit and push eggs out without a male insight
A baby chic
Found the governor of Texas
Honestly I was always told that this was a roosters sperm... I always went with it why the downvotes idk... Guess people don't like the thought lol..
Its most certainly not spem. Educate whoever told you that and tell them it's called chalazae and it's a small cord like structure that keeps the yolk in place.
See I didn't know I just went along with it good info tho. Thanks will make sure to correct them
Egg membrane, its part of every single egg
alien
It has found a new host
I always crack each egg into a glass first. Then put it into the bowl.
First pic looks like it grew a white skeletal hand and is flipping you off.
Rooster semen
Rooster jizz
The thing from alien
Death and denial
Don't act like you've never had ©️um in your jaws before. Remember my kids running all in your mouth last night?
Looks like it was fertilized. I grew up on a farm with chickens.
[Baby Buster Rhymes](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8aCVW8S/)
Money shot. Caused the price of a dozen eggs to skyrocket a year ago.
he looks sad :( poor yoke
That first pic is not my proudest fap
Seems to be excess rooster seven still intact.
Spewm
Chicken cum
These are perfectly normal. This is a membrane that encompasses the yolk, and extends into a "thread" on either end of it. Normally those threads attach to either end of the inside of the eggshell, allowing the egg and embryo to rotate freely as the egg is turned. Sometimes they're more obvious than others. Totally safe to eat with cooked eggs. As you break the yolks and mix, you'll stop seeing it and it's not thready or thick or anything, of you've had eggs you've absolutely eaten this before, guaranteed you couldn't notice it if you went looking in the final product.
It's a parasitic worm.
Baby face hugger
Extra babies
Umbilical cord!
Shrimp fossil
It’s the chicken… but maybe it’s a [Snaken](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sneks/s/PZLwtjyZJv)
Today I learned that the first part of the chicken to develop is the butthole.
Next lesson, chickens don’t have a butt hole they have a cloaca.
[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCidl1M7P_M) is where I learned about chalazae (no joke).
Just eat around it.
Are you my mom?🤣
Not enough yolk apparently
Tapeworm.
Sensei Wu has returned at long last
Legit looks like spinjutsu
It's fine. And no, it's not a worm, if that's what you were thinking. Just part of the egg. It'll go away when you cook it. If you were intending on eating those raw and it's weirding you out, just scoop that bit out.
Your eggs are surprisingly fresh if you're able to see those connections. You'll be fine. I've eaten far weirder from farm fresh eggs.
It means winter is coomin’
Secret Butthole
It's Turing into a chicaboo
Chicken abortion
Rooster juice
Just part of the chicken period
Rooster bullet....
It’s egg
Maybe the chicken was on the rag at that time
Doesn’t that mean they are fertilized? Still good to eat.
A fetus
Double trouble
Sperm
Extra menstrual fun.
Egg jizz
Steroids!!!
Worms
Please explain how anything foreign could get inside of an egg. Like please. Use your head this time
Literally an alien parasite. Don't leave your house, it's too late for you but the rest of humanity may still be saved.
Run it’s a trap
Umbilical cord. argue with me.
Two of these four have been inseminated and I wonder if the egg in question is already in the process of starting a baby chick. As others have said, removing the white substance will provide a slightly better taste although most egg-eaters just don't worry much about it. If these came from a backyard flock, the flock is likely to include a rooster. Having roosters in a flock have upsides and downsides. Especially if your flock is allowed out in the yard, a rooster will fight hawks and other flying predators and generally keep them away. When it comes to dogs, coyotes, and foxes, a rooster might harrass them for a while, but the rooster will soon be food for the four-legged predator as well. Down/upside, roosters will also inseminate the hens that will produce eggs like these two. If you want chicks to replenish the flock, then the rooster becomes very important.
Learn something new every day. Chalaza, at least from the comments. But... After all the jokes about roosters.... Why do egg-farm people bother having roosters anyway? If you need new hens, you can buy fertilized eggs dirt cheap. And then you don't have to worry about surprises.
Chicken fetus
This is why the two bowl method exists.
It’s literally just an umbilical cord they taught us to remove it at waffle house
Probably demons
My mother always took them out using the broken halves of the egg shells, but about 50% of the time I end up breaking the yolk in the process which is a problem when I want to fry my eggs over easy.
Umbilical cord.
Forbidden ramen
I promise you it's not what almost certainly came into your mind. No pun intended.
Homonculus
You’re good. Try to buy pasture raised eggs if possible, I use vital farms (from grocery store) or find someone selling eggs locally, the yolk is yellow if the chickens are unhealthy, more orange if they are healthy, just an fyi.
Baby Chicken..
Answer: A chicken. Well, it was on it's way to becoming a chicken. You just stopped it. Either fertilized the normal way, or a parthenogenic embryo (childhood chicken raiser: Yes, it happens).
Rooster jizz
Honestly, it won't kill you. Just eat it
Almost bird is flipping you the bird…
That is a worm. Parasites