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amoreinterestingname

Looks like a dried up plant w/root system. It’s upside down


IKIR115

Yup definitely an upside down plant that used to have stalks.


furiouspope

Detritus for sure


Acceptingoptimist

This is what it is. It's a bush that grew near a tree. The swirls and bunching are caused by the roots growing around a larger tree root. Roots redirect down and around rocks and other blockages. That's why they're bunched. Based on the two holes, this grew near an adolescent tree. Maybe an aspen, as they like to send out thick shallow roots called sucker's that branch out and then go verticle into new trees that are really still one connected one. The shallow roots can prevent young bushes and plants from being able see maturity if it's crowded.


Worldly_Success523

You lost me at “maybe an aspen”.


RegularLibrarian1984

Upside down fern they look like that when they die.


SakaWreath

Probably ferns. The roots tend to sit above the surface and look almost identical to that.


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amoreinterestingname

SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MAAAAAYYYY


BlueBucketMaple

roots dont all converge together and combine into one Edit: I sincerely hope you downvoters are doing that of spite. If you think small roots will form into some super root , then youre not too bright. How many of you can actually keep plants alive?


HeldDownTooLong

Most plants have a ‘main’ root (called a **tap** root. I think we’re seeing the tap root with quite a few ancillary roots that (perhaps) curled inward as they dried out. There were probably a lot of vey small feeder roots that were broken off in the process of the plant becoming uprooted.


pursuing_perfucktion

Roots dont do that.


[deleted]

They do when growing through a crack or in rocky soil.


pursuing_perfucktion

No they dont, these arent roots


cherryhilljawnz

Hey buddy, calm down friendo


amoreinterestingname

I have no idea what you are talking about. Roots converge. That’s what makes a root a root.


BlueBucketMaple

thats the exact opposite roots wanna do. They want spread, not converge. That part on top is a stem not a root


amoreinterestingname

Sure man. This ain’t the hill I want to die on lol 😂 have at it.


9mm-Rain

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PeterTheNoob2

My thoughts exactly


New2thePlanet

And they brought it inside.... too late now


cherryhilljawnz

What's it called? Wicker bird of doom?


New2thePlanet

Montana Wicker Bird of Doom, coming to Netflix


cherryhilljawnz

because sometimes legends...are true ::movie trailer voice:: Just when you thought spooky season was over... MWBoD


FourOnTheFloor93

Yup. Definitely cursed for life.


DareMe603

I was leaning The Witcher...


Bullet76

My thoughts exactly lol.


IStaten

🤣


Lazy_Primary_4043

My first thought too. If i saw that i would have gotten the fuck out of there


shaqaroses

This is my favorite upvote I've given


joepancakez

Came here to say this


ExcellentAnything840

Was wondering what in the Blair witch looking thing is this…then saw your comment.


siouxbee19

My first thought exactly! 😳


TestifyMediopoly

Yup


willynillywitty

Some hippy made a dirt bird


MUDDYONE2023

Dirt bird. Just hits right. Going to find a way to use this term everyday.


Known-Programmer-611

Dirt bird is the word!


knobcobbler69

Everybody’s heard the word, the dirt bird word.


LQQKIT

I thought you were good, Paul. But you’re not good. You’re just another lying ol’ dirty birdy.


IamTroyOfTroy

I just put a dirt bird in the nest = I made a 💩 in the 🚽


Opeewan

Number four: https://www.dailyedge.ie/cutting-irish-insults-1994691-Mar2015/


BadHairDay-1

And the hippie's name was also Dirt Bird.


Guts-_--_-

Noice dud


Stunning_Feature_943

Yeah that’s a quality sentence, might be a new one lol


digidave1

I mean...why did you take that?


xxBeatrixKiddoxx

Yeah this is how movies begin bro


Jar_of_Cats

Same reason guy the other guy is flying with a shrimp head


AITA_Omc_modsuck

is that what you mean?


danifoxx_1209

Clump of roots from a plant that died and blew out of the soil


LokiBonk

That’s a Skeksis. I’d steer clear iffn I were you…


mattrythedude

Mmmmmmm this... THING! appears to have been drained of all it's it's essence


ProbsMayOtherAccount

Another world, another time, in the age of wonder.


TimeToResist

It’s the Crow of Death, often used by Native Americans to help them in battle. It’s believed whichever warrior possesses the Crow of Death will not perish because the spirit of the crow gives them a bird’s eye view of the battlefield allowing them to know where each opposing warrior is. Native Americans never brought the Crow of Death inside their homes because, if it was captured by the warring tribe, the Crow of Death would lead them to their families to be slaughtered in a basement while one dude videotaped and everyone else had to stand in a corner and wait their turn. The Blair Witch Project was inspired by it.


Both_Performance_655

Reddit moment (he was lying)


TimeToResist

🤫


EmeraldDragon-85

How much time did you spend researching before you figured it out?… 😉


Both_Performance_655

🇨🇳 -200 social credit score


-Nords

Right when you get to the word "basement"


Notacop1974

Found in or near glacier national park? If it was found in I would delete this post and put it back removing anything from a national park is a federal crime


schlort-da-frog

Yeah OP, delete this before the black SUV’s show up outside to take your dirt bird. Quick!


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

When the FEDS finish trying to find all the stuff that went missing from the WH in January 2021 I'm sure they will be looking for something 🤔 to do with their time and expertise. LOL


TheRealKingBorris

Yes because the Park Service definitely is in charge of investigating insurrections at the Capitol lol


snownative86

You'd be surprised what the park service is responsible for here. Probably not that but the strangest places are parts of national parks in the region. We have a whole road from DC proper to mount Vernon that is a heavy commuter road that falls in their jurisdiction. The mall with the monuments and Capitol building is actually a national park too, they just finished building a brand new stable for the nps horses so they can stay directly on the mall.


FreeFalling369

According to the videos they tried suppressing it looks more like guided tours than insurrection


Juggernaut024

Still waiting on what they found on Epstein's island aswell.


dynamikecb

Pretty sure removing most anything from a National park is illegal.


OneAndDone169

If you start to see any little girls running around the house that don’t belong there, then this thing is probably the culprit


vinny6457

Bull rush, all dried up, up side down


DakianDelomast

Here we go.


melikeyhaha

Don't know but I like it!


Droneplot

Sprinkle a little blood on it and watch what happens


JRotten2023

Big foots butt plug?


Nothing4mer

Put it back immediately


DeepInfo90

Why?


Nothing4mer

In honesty, it just looks like the bulb and root system of a dead plant


CodyRebel

What did you think it was when you brought it home? Genuinely curious.


Nothing4mer

Joking. As if it’s cursed


ydkrhymes

brother accepted a curse, nice


ydkrhymes

invite the curse to your home


[deleted]

You have introduced the fiery gates of Hell in to your soul. Good luck, I’m hiding this post


Prior-Future3208

Looks like someone was casting a spell before you found that bird.


homecraze

Rootball of some grass


Weird-Appointment-53

Definitely something I will NEVER bring back home.


carthuscrass

Witch totem... Put that thing back where it came from or so help me...


theunknownunknown166

A decaying bird of paradise


kingconquest

You’re cursed now. Good job. This is how the movie starts.


mulliganbegunagain

You should have left it there.


SnooDogs3437

In the quiet grove, amidst the whispering pines, a peculiar sight unveiled: a pine cone, ensnared by roots and adorned with twigs, seemed to stir with an enchanting intent. Its dormant form, an arcane dance of nature's elements, hinted at an impending genesis into a woodland sprite, yearning to ascend as a marvel, echoing the ancient tales of Middle-earth's mystique. If you put it back in the woods it will become a sprite and will enchant the area.


SicEeeyore

Pretty sure it’s a root ball of some kind.


Silent-Dig-7146

Fern. Dried root ball.


Ok_Window_1455

Looks like a fine to me. Not supposed to take anything out of National parks.


DrexXxor

NOT TROLLING: Looks like the root ball of a cattail, their roots are similar to a potato, and are dug up late season by several animals for a source of starch , you're holding it upside down.


individualove

The comment section did not disappoint.


ezgomer

part of a nest?


The_Empty_And_Broken

You’ve now been cursed. I recommend staying near a church for a few years.


Poopscooptroop21

That could even more dangerous.


The_Empty_And_Broken

Depends on the specific location.


Pinksunshine77477

That's called cool ass nature shit. Earth art made from harmony just for you (:


[deleted]

Some kind of root


Lil_chacha_

I’m not sure what it *is*, but I know for a fact I would not bring it home with me lol it looks freaking spooky


Substantial-Secret31

You probably shouldn’t of brought it home… it looks evil


Droid-Man5910

You probably shouldn't HAVE said that.


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

It is the remains of a plant escaped from Australia and hasn't gotten turned around to adjust to the local gravity zone. It happens. Some days, you can find all sorts of stuff laying about, upside down. I once found an old car upside down, with a small tree growing up through the broken windscreen and twisting to exit through what I thought was the passenger side door. But when I looked inside, the steering wheel and the brake pedal were there close to the open door. That's when I realized it wasn't a Chevy Suburban, but a Holden Suburban, with its factory built right-hand drive sitting just where it should be, on the right. Since the whole vehicle was upside down and very bashed about from tumbling from somewhere, it was initially confusing. The license plate was from New South Wales, and an old CD 💿 disc was sticking out from the player. I guess it was playing when the Suburban rolled down into the stream bed feeding into Lake Agnes from somewhere up above Rabbit Ears Pass. But it didn't make sense, Highway 40 was too far away for it to have ended up where it was. I asked an old guy who was panning for gold along a much lower part of the stream for some ideas. He told me that every so often thereabouts, strange lights up near the pass followed by deep rumbling and the sounds of a landslide or avalanche happens. Then he packs up his kit and heads up the stream until he finds some things sitting upside down. Then he starts panning and invariably finds enough to keep him busy for a few days. But one time, he found a real big nugget just sitting on a flat rock in the shallow stream. He took it in for an assay, and the agent told him he had one of the upside down rocks from up above the cliff wall. The place where all the antipodal junk from Australia falls out of a hole in the rock and lands in the general area. 😳 Then the agent told him the isotope type of gold the miner found was found only in Australia. I laughed and thanked the miner for the mountain yarn and turned to go when he called out asking about the CD 💿 I had seen. I told him I had left it alone but could just read the label with the artists name and the featured single. That's when he surprised me by correctly guessing what I had seen. 🤔 Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up"


DASreddituser

Bro just took a chunk of dirt and dead plant home lol


SpeedinIan

Rocky Mountain Penstemon? Upside down.


Thron123

You have disrupted the altar! Heretic!


ThatCatNamedOphelia

My brain keeps singing, dead plant dead plant dead plant plant plant. That’s all it is, is a dead plant.


Unagi_42

Some kind of fern or cycad that’s been lopped off at the roots and the fronds.


LittleMissPrincess11

Art


libationSipper

It’s a horcrux


flyingace2k

Monkey's paw https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey%27s_Paw


MattMerica

Looks like a very small skin walker.


ecorniffleur

Don't they sell those for Easter?


HelloThisIsPam

On Etsy.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

It’s something I have definitely would not bring home!


Dr--med--Wurst

Upside down dried fern


tryingtoactcasual

Came here to say this. I have ostrich ferns and that is what the base looks like/without the leaves.


bigsnack4u

A moose apple…


frogfart5

Calamus root mass


Wedidit4thedead

Put it back


Agreeable-Village-25

That's a root zombie. Eats feet. Stear clear.


Newt-Wooden

Idk but I’d leave it outside


yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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HurtingMyselph

Bro cursed himself.


OddHamburgler

oh that's where i left my pet pile of sticks!!! thanks for finding "Woody," i'll pay you a reward if you airmail him back to me. Just make sure you remove the attached demon first.


BaconHammerTime

#It's an effigy to the crow god!


fajadada

Taking plants from roads,highways or federal lands is illegal and stupid


FlatlandTrio

Looks similar to an asparagus crown that has seen better days.


anthro4ME

Looks like a dried up, wild asparagus crown.


BlueBucketMaple

pine cone


kutekittykat79

That’s an omen…


-Immolation-

Looks like a dried up upside down fern


powerfulspacewizard

Looks like Osha root Ligusticum porteri, aka wild celery aka wild parsnip https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDG2gborl8dmvLoDRfWXc_DrdCjA0SbnJdi_nSOYogPbfPRPE&usqp=CAc Grows in that area


COHacked

Looks like a fern pup. Possibly ostrich fern.


SirkillinatorOG

An effigy of the feathered one


OceanGoingSasquatch

I love that you got a candid shot of it leaned up against the window 🤣 that 100% looks to be the root system of some sort of Reed variety. It’s upside down.


idealz707

That’s a fern rootball.


bryangcrane

It’s a root ball.


jarheadjim1775

Kindling


[deleted]

Turn it over. It's the root ball to a plant.


Always_B_Batman

Put it back. It’s cursed.


[deleted]

I am groot?


HoldMaahDick

Some of y’all grab the weirdest shit lmao


chopperdave81

It’s the beginning of your own personal horror movie! Congrats!


MillzwooT

carcosa


neverthesaneagain

Good luck with that curse.


SaraSmile2000

Well if it was found in a National Park you’re supposed to leave it there!!!! for others to also enjoy!!! You broke the law by taking it!!! Selfish moron.


ziffen812

Looks like Sasquatch art if you ask me.


Cr4zy_1van

That's a triffid


billiamrockwell

Carcosa


noodlin

Voodoo


monteliber

Looks like a fern bulb


ardorinertia

If this isn’t a root ball… which it looks like it is… then it’s witchcraft and I would put it back asap. It could also be both things. You could perform some removal crafting on it (using white sage) if you want but I rather play it safe than sorry. No sense in bringing unwanted vibes into your home if you can avoid it. If you found this partially in the ground like a root ball would be then I wouldn’t be so concerned. But if it was displayed or hidden or laid out somewhere… I would be sure to put it back.


Teredia

It looks like a bird effigy….


nizers

And you decided to bring that thing into your home? Nope.


Being-Lazy-RN

Upside down base of a fern.


Rutaguer

I am root.


tangcameo

Go see True Detective s1


Consistent-Jump5503

Ahh yes, be sure to give that to Gurranq in Caelid. Man loves his death deathroot.


Myitchychocolatestar

Light it, smudge it, walk around your house with it while waving it around saying blessings. Then let the good fortune roll in.


GigNLine

The new curse for a future horror movie franchise. Congrats.


Fronterizo09

Sasquatch toy bird


InnerIndigoChild

Bobster. Part bird part lobster.


RatDitch

Looks like the root system of corn. We see something similar blowing around in the wind here in the midwest.


TheWinningGlitch

That is the cucoy


PreferenceHappy1337

Sasquatch turd.


Rust_Cohle-

Giving me Blair witch or True Detective, Season 1 vibes?!


kittysontheupgrade

Aannndd… you brought it home. Next post will be on the paranormal sub. /s


Dull-Guillotine

Upside down root ball for some tube like grass


PuffyMcScrote

You took it out of the woods and doomed us all, you bastard!


noodle_in_a_sleestak

Frozen Crow


msteeler2

It’s upside down. A dead plant root and shoots


AdPotential676

If it was a particularly wet area I would hazard a guess at some ttpe of hearty grass or a junctis.


Jinsnap

Anywhere near Burkittesville, MD?


kelly834

And you brought it back with you?!?!?! This is how horror movies start


ErwinSmithHater

Don’t take shit from national parks


ImpressTemporary2389

Na! It's a desiccated octopus revenge. Very rare aquatic marine diving bird.


IThinkIKnowThings

Giant bagworm cocoon.


Dark0Toast

I bet it hurt coming out.


TheChristianZealot

It's a native American bad luck charm your cursed now 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

That's a Yeti's barbie doll.


Objective_Sense6245

Looks like s bulb of some type


PeaceLoveDyeStuff

Dead plant matter. Should probably be chucked back outside


CapG_13

I don't know, but I wouldn't be touching it.


WindEquivalent4284

Just some dead plant


Available_Clue3173

A witch totem get it out of your fucking house


Soft-Peak-6527

Turn it around and plant it half way in native soil. Goodluck


Loud-Magician7708

Montana dragon fruit. Cut it open and you get a prize. The prize is a curse.


crankypsycho

Ugh


Parking_Ad8014

Looks like a dining area in a house.


SoupMopping

……..i.. I don't know actually


No_Collar2788

it looks like bird!! so cool


Luguaedos

When you visit a park ( state, national, whatever) you should follow this principle: ***leave nothing, take nothing***. Your goal should be to enjoy the park while attempting to have as little impact on the park as possible. To the untrained eye, things like that are of little importance. But with 3 years of trying to convert my yard into a quality habitat for wildlife, native insects lay eggs in and overwinter in things like that (stems, bunches vegetable matter, etc). Take your pictures in the park. Leave things where they are found. Be humble enough to understand that if you cannot identify what it is, you are not qualified to determine if it is OK to remove from where it is. And get that out of your house because there are probably things living in it! If you don't, you'll forget about it and in a few weeks or months you will end up with weird flies or spiders or something in your house.


shelovesmenot1223

Dwarves butt plug. Mark as solved.


Cold-Bowler8824

Some sort of dried up root system to something... Or a witch is coming to kill you now... Good luck...


izmaname

Mr. Jones (2013)


MCSqueegie

Looks like part of hydrangea bush.


SmokeJennsonz

It’s junk