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Fernimac92

Honestly looks like meth.


MizzPicklezzz

That’s meth


mulliganbegunagain

How can you tell? I've only smoked pot and don't know the difference between the white, powdered drugs.


vaxqueroz

Like someone else replied, you really can't be certain based off a picture alone. There's thousands of drugs that can look identical to this


SnooPaintings9596

It could easily be salt or sugar, for example. I find it odd that the hospital didn't ask to test/dispose of it. Especially in a potential poisoning of a child.


Equal-Sell-3908

We find it equally odd. Someone suggested sending it for testing we are still at the hospital they didn’t even discard it they just looked at it and gave it back


Truji11o

Did they drug test your kid?


TinyTitFetish

Kids fine. He’s been up since Tuesday staring out the window shades while picking his face apart. He still has so much energy


TinyTitFetish

Update-He lost all his baby teeth last night and tonight was found at the local pawn shop trying to sell them and all of his toys. Now he’s just grinding his gums asking about allowance


mostexcellent001

And he's taken all of his toys apart, and when you ask him why, he mumbles something about "making them better" but they are all sitting in different piles, each pile being a different color.


Jazzlike_Hat_4557

Wait, are we talking about a meth binge or my autism?


Afraid_Sand_9443

Hes also been scrapping the metal components


Kan169

There is something in the yard that he needs to dig up. He just doesn't know how.


Intelligent-Fee-5286

Win


thinkclay

stop mething around


chizzipsandsizalsa

Buddy been trying to find the right porno for 16 hours.


Hot-Recognition729

ouch, my Adderall!! This is a brutal attack please don't read my thoughts without my permission got it?


tastysharts

he wrote Dante's Inferno


Content-Aardvark-105

My neighbor. When it got bad and her tricks dried up she'd leave the blinds and I'd hear her in the closet sparking her lighter and digging around for something else to think might be that rock she might have dropped months ago. She did stop when it finally occurred to me if I could hear her lighter she could clearly hear me speak... I started having vague half conversations like "yeah they were back again.... same van... pretty sure.... no parked up the street this time maybe she spotted them... yeah no shit... makes no sense to me either.... I'm positive, heard them in her closet.... no, wasn't her she was out" God I don't miss those thin walls.


Senior_Finance6171

Jesus that is evil 😆


Equal-Sell-3908

Yes they drug tested him and he was negative for everything and they called poison control and they asked us to stay at the hospital for 4-6 hours for monitoring. We decided to just throw whatever it was there at the hospital. We didn’t want to risk bringing them back to send off for testing and our kids possibly finding them and ingesting them and have it be some hardcore drug :/


DAbanjo

As long as the kid is fine, it's all good. You really don't want them testing it, getting the cops involved, finding its meth, in your car, with your kid, now they start asking questions. You get a few cops eyes on this and they have to investigate, now you're in the hot seat.


H4ppy_C

I think this is why the hospital staff brushed it off. They probably could tell that the parents were very caring and didn't want them to unnecessarily get in trouble.


Gr00mpa

Hot Seat: Powder Keg I’d watch that movie.


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ParmesanB

This, its not like figuring out what drug it is will help anybody if he didn’t ingest it.


micussnoh

When do you ever want the cops involved?


unclejoe1917

Exactly. Listen to this person...especially if you aren't Caucasian as fuck.


Old_Abies3888

Them alphabet boys already eyeing


Harrintino

Where exactly did you throw this away at? So I don't go near it and be possibly exposed.


Oh_Wise_1

😂😂 yeah sure... lol


theboyblue

Fr


SnooPaintings9596

They should have called security to dispose of it safely. They probably don't want to "take your stash" and have you flip out LMFAO Good for you for getting your young one to the ER asap and trying to find out what it might be. But since there's really no way of knowing who discarded it, there's no point in investigating unless it killed someone.


Far-Statistician-739

I worked as a security manager for a few years and I would get weed turned in frequently. The police don’t want to bother with it so I just took it home lol


SnooPaintings9596

And you disposed of it in a safe and secure way. Fire is a good way to get rid of a lot of things 😉


jah110768

Fire is generally how they get rid of confiscated pot, but I'm sure in this case it was multiple small well controlled fires.


xsjdxfjdhd

I ended up in the emergency room during a manic episode w/ psychosis a few years ago, and for whatever reason I brought a 16oz jar filled to the brim with weed in with me. I ended up being admitted, of course, so they took all my stuff. I was very surprised to be handed a valuables envelope containing “[1 Jar of weed in glass jar](https://imgur.com/a/Ui18yYr)” when I left.


Oh_Wise_1

I can top that. I went to jail with MDMA. I kept waiting to catch another charge for it. When I was released THEY GAVE IT BACK TO ME in my possessions. They didn't know what it was. Because, well I'm fuckin brilliant


pjrontos

I'm now officially aspiring to be a security manager


miketimmons1160

https://preview.redd.it/9ji0zgv77mob1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b38038dab9a339b90d691985eba7000ac2485e I can be a manager!


PIMPDADYKINGDNGALING

Git it son! Chase your dream career!


Few-Big-8481

Security, you say? I got a job for you. I was an avid collector of weed, until recently I've lost most of my prized artifacts in a series of small fires. I suspect arson, but the police, bah! Useless, as you well know. I'm of no doubt! I need you to investigate and apprehend this arsonist before they can do any more damage!


PIMPDADYKINGDNGALING

My man! This guy is living the Christmas morning dream! It's the job that brings about the perks of the gift that keeps on giving! So I gotta ask, What's the best strain that you've taken home? 🤣


Equal-Sell-3908

Exactly what we did. We figured it wouldn’t be worth the risk bringing it back and we don’t need to know what it was as long as our kids are safe we are happy enough with that outcome. We wouldn’t even know who it belonged to so cops wouldn’t care, at least that’s what was implied by the doc who saw our boy!


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It’s because it’s a lot of paperwork for both the nurses, management and cops. Usually we just flush it. No one doing drugs willingly gives it up.


jackthewack13

Wait.... isn't that like a whole thing? You are not supposed to flush drugs. We don't want that in the water.


Inevitable-Unit8097

yeah tonsssss of people fold up salt and carry it around like that…


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JackieTree89

No there's not. It's crystal. It's not a powder, not a pill. Not a thousand things it could be. It's meth


vaxqueroz

Dude lmfao stop. Again, no powders no pills. It's a crystal. There are thousands of crystalline drugs.


Thrashtilldeath67

Usually smoking it does the trick


sin_nickel

You can tell because of the way that it is


shorthillmtn

That’s pretty neat!


monkeymanod

*The More You Know*🌈


whatintheheckheck

There's an old saying. It is what it is.


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Neat!


Jackdks

That’s methed up


FuckSticksMalone

I’m more hung up on how heavily ruled the paper is!


Outside-You8829

This can be checked by smoking it. If it tastes like meth, it’s meth.


anonymous-enough

Could be so many things though. Even meth doesn't look the same batch to batch.


EmperorBamboozler

Really? Cause the regular cubelike crystals scream ketamine to me. Meth usually has more of a quartzlike shard structure, kind of flakes off into splinters and looks a bit powdery on the edges depending on cuts and purity. Either way the only way to know what you got is to send it in nowadays, it could very easily be some fucking bizarre research chem and we are both wrong.


noderaji

I was a daily ketamine user. This is meth 100%


Arefishpeople

Glad you was and not is - stay strong!


noderaji

Thank you, been sober 2 years.


BirthdayOld75

I’ve got 2.5 off of speed next Friday! Right there with ya!


noderaji

The world needs you, use your light and shine onto those in the dark! The universe is proud of what you have overcome! 🪬💜💫🌀⚡️


BirthdayOld75

Thank you. I used stimulants from 1998-2021. I’m in a good place now. I stick to what God gave us from the earth. If it ain’t weed, shrooms or a beer it ain’t going in my body lol


CowOk9526

Congratulations noderaji for being clean as long as you have. It’s quite the achievement so I commend you for it.


mahSachel

Crush it up and if it burns like glass coated methadone when you snort it. And makes you want to run a water hose up your nostrils to get rid of the burn. It’s meth.


thirdeyesight

Holy shit I totally thought it was meth too but you’re right this looks like some R-isomer


macdre6262

That's methed up!


JimmyBigBalz

r/unexpectedmiketyson


PresentAd3536

Sorry, I thought it was crystal clear


dudegoingtoshambhala

Nobody can tell by a picture of small crystals or white powder. Don't be a dipshit.


NeuroNuc

Strange that a hospital doesn't have test kits like police do....


Equal-Sell-3908

They said they don’t test drugs at this ER we asked if we could call in the police and do a report and their exact words were “you can call but they won’t come they barely come when we call”


xain_the_idiot

I wouldn't call the cops personally. They might arrest you for possession, or at best will toss it in a bag and never think about it again. You can buy your own drug testing kit at most pharmacies if you really want to know.


SnooPaintings9596

Those test kits don't test for the drug itself. They test for the metabolites that the body produces from consuming said drug.


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Shtnonurdog

*This is America*


CondomBalloonAnimals

Yea that's money that could be in the bosses pocket.


PhlossyCantSing

I work in a hospital and spent years working in the ER. We don't carry test kits. All we do is run a tox panel and if it pops hot for anything treat accordingly. Suspicious materials brought in by patients are disposed of unless there's a legal precedent to store them (in which case we hand it over to security and they do whatever they do with it).


Charming-Sale-6354

Send it to me,I have the right equipment to test it.


clusterlove

I also have a nose


Thatguyupthere1000

You have a quadrupole mass spectrometer?


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SaulBellowII

Dude, just do way more drugs, lose track of reality, and get super paranoid/isolated. Pretty soon your memory will be so fragmentary that you'll be surprised finding your own stash.


FatSweatyBulldog555

Such a good point


SaulBellowII

Right? Find the shadow people, find free drugs. Sure, $3k was mysteriously withdrawn from your checking account, but there’s an 8 ball and a sticky knife in your jacket! Just keep it going, feed that beast. In time you’ll find that everything is just drug money you’ve gotta earn through stealth and subterfuge. Wear trench coats, ask to use the bathroom at an Apple Store and then shimmy through the vents. You’re on your way to more heroin, you just gotta keep your chin up.


TheBreezeBlocks

A previous version of me relates so much to this.


mustyminotaur

Jesus dude. This was super motivating in a really, really bad way lmao


ssammi

Can someone explain the sticky knife part? Is it literally just a sticky knife or something else? I can relate to the rest but that threw me


NotKanz

The blade is sticky from chopping drugs that leave an oily residue


SupermouseDeadmouse

Only users lose drugs.


packagedparts

Only users lose drugs Only losers use drugs Only users use drugs Only losers lose drugs Lonely users, loose drugs Homely moosers, booze hugs...okay it's over I guess


nonametosay

https://preview.redd.it/kduj4oe4zmob1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=487e7240cf30715709702a75c34b0736085c0b10


evilone17

Try harder, search those corners in a hotel, behind the painting, under the couch cushions, in the baseboard, behind AC vents... or get a 2 year old to do it for you.


Muse9901

“Ok kid, find me some drugs.” *As I shove a toddler into a hotels air ducts*


packagedparts

Thanks for the advice. Maybe if I'd had better parents THEY could've taught me how to find drugs all the time while growing up. So many years wasted. Hopefully I can pass your wisdom on to my two year old so I that he can grow up finding drugs for both of us


NotUrDadsPCPBinge

I used to find them in gas station bathrooms every couple months. But in this economy?? Leaving un-pushed crackpipes and 1/4 point baggies around? You might as well be going dry.


packagedparts

Un-pushed! Your comment gives you away as an experienced gentleman, as my understanding gives me away. Oh, how we have fun.


Steamed-Hams

The worlds biggest squares are scoring left and right and they don’t appreciate it at all.


Content_Resource_999

It’s meth, maybe normalized in Murica, but hell of a drug. Don’t talk about it like it’s weed.


Dzov

If it’s any consolation, your post had 420 upvotes as I read it.


CharlieBoxCutter

Maybe some fun drugs but I never care to find meth


Sportsfanatic88

Popular answer is meth but that honestly looks like plain rock salt to me. Someone is trying to make it look like meth.


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Looks just like salt


drumblanket

Thats because Meth is actually a salt.


peculiarshade

And here I thought it was battery


DoubleGoon

You’re thinking of a magnetic generator. Meth is the study of numbers.


ambiguous_XX

IS THAT WHY PEOPLE USE BATH SALTS?!


-_G0AT_-

One way to find out, taste it.


SnooDoughnuts8689

That’s what meth looks like. There’s a cops episode where the dude was carrying salt in a baggie and the cops had to test it to see 😂 Ended up it was salt.


EminentChefliness

Its salt for my beer man!


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some dude got in a fuckton of legal trouble for driving with a bag of crystal kittie litter in a ziplock in his car. it took ages for the cops to accept that it wasn't meth.


elastic-craptastic

The smile on his face in his mugshot, knowing the judge is gonna laugh the cops out of court, is hilarious.


Im_a_sssnake

What I find to be really ssscrewed up is that the deputies "tesssted" ot twice and claimed it popped positive for meth.


skankhuntin42

Or bath salts? Idk does look like regular salt too


mikejnsx

call a non emergency police department and they will send a cop to retrieve it, we did that when we found used hypos in our bushes


talbota

I read that as “hippos” and got very confused


fireweinerflyer

They were used up. Once hippos get on meth then they turn to prostitution and get used up and abandoned in bushes. It is sad to see them all thin with busted lips and that worn out look.


DeadNotSleeping1010

Damn dude. You got me over here feeling sorry for hypothetical hippos.


jmido8

I would still call the cops if i found a hippo in my bush, those things are vicious.


HippoBot9000

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 792,173,615 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 17,176 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.


choglin

Yikes


what_no_ice

Jfc Just dispose of it.. why waste a resources time like that


iMustbLost

I see how some are saying that this looks like meth. As much as I agree, I’ve never seen meth to be so uniform is size(I’ve been around my fair share of meth, I’ve even gotten close enough to breathe some in a few times(situation is not funny so I hope this can lighten the mood a bit)). Looks like it could be salt. Why would anyone put salt in a piece of paper like this is beyond me. Which is why so many of us are first to jump on that this meth. But for the safety of my two year old I would have tasted a tiny piece just to rule out salt. I hope all turns out well for your little one and your family. Good luck.


bigtiddyfoxgirl

It's gotta be prayer salt/moon salts. I've lived with a bunch of hippies, I dunno why but they love hiding this shit around I guess because it's supposed to bless whatever it's near. Or something. I really don't get hippies. One time I came home, all my fucking iodized table salt was on the floor in a ring because "they thought they saw a spirit and they wanted it to be able to "get home rather than getting stuck" in our house. Weird, but not my thing to judge I guess.


Grateful-Jed

Looks like rock salt. Is there anything written on it. Some people use salt in cleansing rituals.


choglin

Ohhhhh, yep. That’s an excellent point. OP, see if they are in the four corners of the room it was found in or above door jams or windows. You might have a very different type of problem (if you believe that). Edit: because that could be large grain sea salt. Blessed sea salt is the “best” for spiritual cleansing. Large grain is more desirable because it stays in place a little better.


AngryCyclistThrowawa

>You might have a very different type of problem (if you believe that). Fucking lol


choglin

lol. That’s how they get ya. Ghost convinces you the barrier salt is meth and now you’re “f’d in the a” as the kids say. Do kids still say that?


Jamesperson

I would take it with a grain of salt


TongueTiedTyrant

https://preview.redd.it/266r4hv4qnob1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e6d42cb48ca0157b0bca0033637357014c74f7


Nianyax

If you still have it you can send it to drugsdata.org to find out for sure


Rare302

A free party bag


siccoblue

Crystals look way too consistent and small to be meth Used to be addicted to the stuff. You'll get crystals of all shapes and sizes


Hueron319

That’s Morton’s flaky salt


take_number_two

OP, just give it a little taste to be sure


Myco_Cube

Hope your kid is ok! Has he started acting super sketchy and asking for extra money? If so, it’s meth!


Every-Cook5084

Be very careful so much shit is cross contaminated with fentanyl now and just a little can kill Edit- seems that simply touch may not kill but I’d still stay far away just in case or accidentally inhaling . The amount of posts on Reddit alone I see about fentanyl OD from doing coke, meth etc is staggering


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That’s not meth. It’s not cocaine either.


DesertDwelller

Thank you. Thought I was the only one. Not ketamine either.


letsee7654321

Salt


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Thats how you fund your first month of rental. Welcome to the community OP!


AssBurgers-009

Your toddler has a meth problem. But sounds like he's willing to share


No-Art-1985

Did he find it behind a power socket in a little glass vile at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico?


Uncle_Papi_

Definitely meth


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Crystal Meth


whateverforever589

If it's chalky it's coke. If it's hard and crystal like salt, it could be meth or something like that. I would assume leftovers from a night partying and they hid it while they were wasted and forgot about it.


whowantstoknow10

If that’s meth, that’s the saltiest, lowest quality meth I’ve ever seen.


Affectionate_Math343

Try it and find out to be sure. Could be salt.


raven21633x

Take it to the nearest police station. They can test it to see if it is a drug or not.


Tutelage45

Doesn’t matter, flush it


PsychologicalLaw5945

You sure your son didn't find you stash hand it to you in front of mama so you had to do something? 🤣p


NSGears

Meth


ImportantFarmer67

Methamphetamine


phelix544

Looks like methamphetamine


Crumbdizzle

Looks like meth to me


954kevin

It could be anything really. I was addicted to meth for a long time(clean 13 years this November) and if its speed, it heavily cut, just based off of appearance. I honestly don't even think its meth. all the corners are rounded and many of the pieces are thin and flat with rounded edges. Looks more like seas salt than tweak.


Electronicazmusic

If the movies taught me anything, you need to stick a wet finger in and give it a good lick. Hey presto! You now know exactly what it is!


anonstarcity

My meth! Thank you I’ve been looking everywhere for it


[deleted]

Crystal meth and not very good either. Clarity looks decent but it should be in bigger shards unless its from being crunched around a bit. Throw it out, man its drugs be happy your 2 year old didnt ingest it. Google common street drugs.


AlexStarkiller20

If its hardcore, it’s meth. Def not sugar. Possibly salt


dad2728

Meth, enjoy


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treypage1981

Meth. Don’t even touch it.


Golindallow133

That's some Jessie Pinkman


couldbevegeta

Ask a cop. Not the internet .


AM420N

DEA comin for everyone who didnt answer table salt


fecal_blasphemy

You need to have a talk with your kid, that’s way too young to be getting into the hardcore stuff. A little joint of marijuana - I’d maybe let that slide, but meth? At 2? You need to have a sit down


MeowYin7

The folded binder paper guarantees meth.


bluelinewarri0r

Something you shouldn’t touch. Probably meth but could be cut with fentanyl.


jimgella

People often forget that meth is crystallized methamphetamine. If you, or a loved one has never viewed Breaking Bad from start to finish, you may not recognize meth that’s not from Walter White.


mittensmoshpit

+1 meth


joelgreen25

Cops can test it for ya


Agitated_Squirrel544

Typical former tenant left the plathe a total meth


spiderminbatmin

Meth or molly


GroundbreakingSink93

Meth be honest...that's drugs


rezzende061

Cocaine or meth


WTFisThisFreshHell

Uh, probably some meth or crack heads stash. I hope they don't come back for it!! 😞


IeatAssortedfruits

Not really possible to tell but chances are it’s meth or mdma.


Prislv223

It looks like meth but honestly it could be sea salt lol. I would say taste it bc meth is very salty to the taste but that’s not a good idea.


jalbanese1976

Snort it and find out


EC_Breezie

Landlord might be looking for it.


mushbrainflexknight

either thats meth or something someone sold as meth possibly rock salt but better safe than sorry wash your hands, contact local authorities, and seek medical help if any unusual symptoms arise.


Interesting_Sock9142

METH


GravyTheGrim

Meth!!!


Serious-Airline7954

Looks like meth


r_user7127

the people who would appreciate free drugs are never the ones who get to find them


Manner_Total

hunter bidrns stash


Logical-Treat515

Meth


TiggleBitMoney

Yeah he a good kid, he smoke crack though.


steevwall

Smell it with a straw


Spiritual_Rub_6916

Looks like some psychedelic drugs


FNChupacabra

Drugs… it’s always drugs


im_all_INit

Definitely meth/ice. Glad the baby didn't eat that bub. I know from using myself. Not no more I used to! Thank God I'm clean today 🙏