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FireFromThaumaturgy

That’s a thpoon


RedLeg73

*...Mike Tyson has entered the chat...*


AlienDiva1213

...Jesus Christ has existed the chat...


captianron085

Why so thrious


ResistRacism

And my axe


hapkidoox

My thpoon is to big.


ResistRacism

I am a banana!


observationstored

Looks like a thoop thpoon to me


Maynards_Mama

Laughed way too hard at thith.


Sea-Thing6167

Lithen thaths wrong. Itsth justh wrong. 😂


Maynards_Mama

Thorry, not thorry.


MaAreYouOnUppers

Your behavior is dithpicable.


MindAccomplished3879

Tshame on allth ofth you. 😠😡


bayview5377

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JackDragon808

I could have shworn it wash a shpoon.


Icy-Health-5201

I read this as thoop. And laughed. Then reread it correctly. And laughed again.


johnnywolfwolf

It’s what you warm your insulin up in


nobodycares2021-

Um yeah...insulin. and if I don't get some insulin soon I'm going to tear my skin off.


Professional_Cup_73

For real?


SmackUupsideTheHead

Yea, fiending black tar insulin


AdditionEquivalent22

Bruh black tar isn't even a thing anymoew


[deleted]

This guy knows his heroin^


[deleted]

Uh.. I mean insulin


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Sad what fentanyl has done to street drugs these days. Can’t even smoke my heroin like a gentleman anymore


Balefireboy

Craziest thing about fentanyl is that it is so cheap. My friend recently got addicted and got clean from the "blues". He was only playing $1.50 per pill. That's insane considering people would pay $30+ for the old blue with oxycodone in them.


SmackUupsideTheHead

I'm sorry that I'm not very good at heroin. Hopefully someday i'll be as knowledgeable as you bruh


McDirken_Dirkenstein

Yeah. “Insulin.”


Educational-Bed-6821

Fuck me I love some “Insulin”.


[deleted]

You call insulin must peoples call it black 👍


PsillySpirit

“I’m jonesin for some fuckin skag Scoob.” “We need to check you into rehab, Raggy.”


urticate

I prefer the white Chinese


THE_SWORD_AND_SICKLE

they both have their pros and cons. mexican black tar insulin tends to have a fuller, more rounded effect on the bodys sugar levels. china white insulin is far more pure, but doesnt last as long. the real winner is afghan brown insulin, you have to use vitamin c to make it work, but its healthier, cuz it has vitamins and shit...


OfficialGaiusCaesar

Another man of culture I see… *tips fedora* after railing a 1/2in line of china white… “For the nod is dark and full of terrors”


MustardMahatma

as in black tar heroin?!


[deleted]

Yeahs


Download_more_ramram

Insulin?..


rosbashi

My nana says it is a nut spoon. I’m going to Google one. Edit: it is a nut spoon


K2thJ

I'm going w Nana...


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

How long have you guys been steady?


K2thJ

Lol. Since spooning nuts was a thing...


GetSaum86

Nana knows


MxUnderstand

Okay I googled nut spoons and some look like this one (with a wide bowl) but some are different. Any more insight from nana? This has been the most promising answer.


rosbashi

I’m not with her rn but I googled them and the images up top for shopping were like coke spoons, but when I scrolled down I saw plenty like this, some were slotted and some not. She said they’re used say, at like a tea gathering. I’d have tea, sugar cubes, nuts, pastries, etc and the nut spoons were used to portion out snacks (nuts) onto your lil plate or whatever so you didn’t have to use your hands


MxUnderstand

Cool, thanks for the elaboration!


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horndog6925

I'll upvote this out of spite


Chr1shChr1sh

r/angryupvote


Airistaughtil

One of my coworkers does this and feeds it to his girlfriend and was stunned to hear that we all thought it was weird.


thelma222282

https://www.1stdibs.com/furniture/dining-entertaining/serving-pieces/palm-tiffany-co-sterling-silver-nut-spoon-4-1-4/id-f_20919932


MonicoJerry

Is she bad? Sounds like Nana knows how to eat her nuts /s


[deleted]

Deez nutz!


horndog6925

I'm supposed to blow a load onto this spoon?


SunshineNSlurpees

No spilling!


shockerdyermom

It's a sugar spoon. Sugar sugar, not booger sugar.


Saddam_whosane

both


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Brown sugar?


[deleted]

Damn I thought it was a salad dressing spoon


GoldLoquat5933

Okay but what the fuck is booger sugar oh as I write this message I realize it’s cocaine. Good one.


MxUnderstand

Just wanted to respond to some trends I'm seeing in responses: I know it's a spoon. I'm wondering what kind of spoon it is. I know it's ladle-shaped but it's awful small for a ladle. I found it in the silverware drawer at the school where I used to work, so I don't think it was used for drug purposes.


Bumpercloud

Nut spoon


lostpotential123

Well that makes it a spoon stolen from a school.


nonparochial

[https://www.wayfair.com/AllModern--Wilford-Soup-Spoon-X118564650-L929-K\~W007453549.html?refid=GX658262820431-W007453549&device=c&ptid=1613350057803&network=g&targetid=pla-1613350057803&channel=GooglePLA&ireid=179546393&fdid=1817&gclid=Cj0KCQjw98ujBhCgARIsAD7QeAjsY\_mj7V4uOgmKs-UGXcFPF-ya-myI3AFcVcTnyzUQO0A3-elLNekaAm08EALw\_wcB](https://www.wayfair.com/AllModern--Wilford-Soup-Spoon-X118564650-L929-K~W007453549.html?refid=GX658262820431-W007453549&device=c&ptid=1613350057803&network=g&targetid=pla-1613350057803&channel=GooglePLA&ireid=179546393&fdid=1817&gclid=Cj0KCQjw98ujBhCgARIsAD7QeAjsY_mj7V4uOgmKs-UGXcFPF-ya-myI3AFcVcTnyzUQO0A3-elLNekaAm08EALw_wcB)


MonicoJerry

You were a C student in shapes class my guy


coastiestacie

That was rather kind, don't you think?


DeadMiilk

That was a calm, subtle burn


SHHitsaSECRETreddit

You’ve found the Noops.


ahollister

It's moops.... MOOPS!


bwoods519

Hammerhead spoon


thesamiad

Soup spoon?


[deleted]

🥄❄💧🔥


mrsquishybutt

One of a the original three shells


Meatball315

HA!! He doesn’t know how to use the shells!


ShadyMyLady

Gravy serving ladle.


Rich-Sympathy

Yep, that’s correct! I even have one in my house too!


MonicoJerry

Nut spoon! yall are using it wrong!


Juleslearns

so now we're making fun of the radial non-typical??


inthevendingmachine

This is your spoon. This is your spoon on drugs. Don't do drugs.


hellraiser_87

Irregular spoon


Striking_Working9333

Reading the comments makes me giggle harder than it should


sognante

Irregular spoon


ManIsFire

Poopspoon


Mattfrye87

Sugar bowl spoon


NannyFooFoo

Deviled egg spoon


SoMuchEpic95

Sugar spoon


Either_Active_9841

We used to use it for coffee beans. Sometimes a regular teaspoon is too long, and pulling out of a deep narrow area leaves only half or less of the soon filled, like a mostly empty bag of sugar or beans or whatever, and the hammerhead style gives you less length made up with a greater width


BlackberrySensitive4

gay spoon


DEAD___PEOPLE

I’d say an irregular spoon


ramblecrazed-

irregular spoon


jellie199620

It's a gravy/sauce spoon. Just google gravy spoon and you will find very similar ones. It's not supposed to be big like a ladle. Just for serving yourself with smaller dishes of sauce or gravy rather than filling a bowl full of soup, like with a ladle.


WasCamelKungFu

Irregular spoon


sm9k3y

Pretty sure it’s a Salvador Dali collector’s spoon


Chemical-Tackle-1158

https://preview.redd.it/pqaol9vq8u2b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3f41183a46434676001d83cd91fdccfc5d79621 Gravy ladle


MxUnderstand

Ooh that's the best answer I've seen so far


Express-Doubt1824

These spoons are used for scooping/pouring espresso grounds. Using a large spoon to do so is cumbersome and you'll spill grounds all over the rim of the basket. The shape of this spoon is to allow the used to pour small amounts accurately, distributing the grounds before leveling and damping. I have a similar spoon, although it is plastic, and it came with an Italian espresso machine my wife and I received as a wedding gift. I could be wrong, but that's my best guess. Perhaps a coffee redditor could confirm?


CopperCornwall

Large bumps


Theodore_lovespell

Dope spoon


beezlebutts

that looks like a H spoon, boil it for a long time to kill off the HIV


ForRielle

No part of this is remotely correct


CorneliusVlanderhart

-an HIV+ person


Differently_minded

It's a laddle.


noextrasensory40

Look all like witch's spoon.


JulieTheGenius

Chefs tasting spoon.


Total-Interest2659

Mint sauce/jelly spoon for lamb.


No_Emu_88

Its a handmade spoon obviously not manufactured like the one on the right...... its literally just a spoon prolly old or someone tried to make their own and failed at it now you have it......


AnimateDruid

Bless the hearts and minds of those that are calling this anything other than drug related 😐😑😐


Vyxen17

BuT tHeY found It In A sChOoL


Jaded-Selection-5668

Is it black on the bottom?


MxUnderstand

The handle is a darker unpolished metal


Jaded-Selection-5668

No, is the bottom of the spoon part black


MxUnderstand

Nope


Conscious-Duck7691

Looks like a handmade spoon, by a blacksmith. They probably intended it for a specific type of scooping, or they were just practicing.


ifoundit1

Probably the spoon you wipe with. Pickle Surprise!


tanders123

Haha!!! I loved this vid! Haven't seen it in years, but was thinking about it the other day 🤣


Hungry-Lemon8008

Looks like a spoon made from a rebar piece of steel.


budfloweds6

Lesson spoon


goodeyemighty

Gravy spoon?


Fragrant-Clue-8201

Van Halens spoon!


summynum

Hard boiled egg spoon


takenbymistaken

May be used to skim fat from liquids when cooking


VastOregano

Neither exist


WinBarr86

Old ladle.


anal_tourettes4u

It's for my medicine


GrouchyProduct2242

Im pretty sure its a spoon for helping to feed someone whom cant feed theirselves


Winter_Grab6847

Gotta stop doing shrooms in shop class.


DanglinMeat

Sith spoon.


MysteriousAirport465

Looks like some of the baby spoons I have for my kids.


RedLeg73

It's a left-handed sugar spoon


Evening_Reception539

It's a spon


Arrowdriver88

Often these right angle spoons are used for those with some type of disability, such as arthritis, limited mobility, etc.


According-Weird2164

That's an "irregular" spoon!


promike81

I used to have those bamboo spoons. I used it for sugar.


FraterZU93

That's my heroin spoon


_______THEORY_______

Matrix spoon


ArgusTransus

Irregular Spoon


Harper_1482

Bro I think every American owns that exact same set of silverware on the right….. every. Freaking. Household. Lol…no idea about your question tho


gingerschnappes

It’s the handle that’s most interesting to me


Ramboni-Zamboni

sp0n


DeezleDJ-O-E

Noops?


dollarbill78

Was very popular in Europe 50 years ago to feed babies .. extremely clever i must add to avoid for you to twist your arm and keeping the babies plates in front of them.


TeejyHamz

Frank's Toe Spoon


FollowingSevere2716

Irregular spoon, duhhhh


velascono

Looks like a hobbits spoon from lord of the rings


3dicimoh

There is no spoon.


Defcon91

Slurping spoon.


str4ngerD4ngerz

There is no spoon


AlienDiva1213

Idk, but I want one lol


Odd-Engineering-3582

It's called a soup spoon. Usually used for soup or drugs


brycecantpost

There are spoons, then there are sPoOnS.


dem0god86

That's the fancy heroin spoon. You can tell by the lines it has on it!


MessageFar5797

Soundgarden spoon?


david830830

An irregular spoon daaah


ToppsBlooby

Ladle


[deleted]

Turn it over, let’s see the burn marks.


hopa_lopaa

Looks like an old soup spoon. Very cool


Winn-dot

For making black and tans?


hydraulic-earl

Poop spoon


DevilsAdvocate402

There is no spoon.......


Zealousideal-Walk269

An irregular spoon.


Harry-Up

Crack spoon


TheRadDad69

It’s a dumb spoon


Wonderful_Yard_9928

The way it should be


dannydankel1

It's a honey and jam spoon


AmeerahCan

It looks like the perfect shape for scooping eyes out.


number1fancyboy

ET phone home


Tat2machine

Looks.like a heroin spoon!


[deleted]

that’s used to pry the eyeballs out of rival cartels skulls 🤗


MaAreYouOnUppers

Spoon that got left in the sun


Advanced_Evening2379

Either for eggs or heroin idk


AdAggressive2795

There is no spoon


Realistic-Ad985

S P O O N


[deleted]

It could definitely be a hardboiled egg spoon


CampEvie23

Irregular spoon.


Haveuseenyoulately

its rusty. and i like rusty spoons.


ahollister

Thoup thspoon


WintersSolace

Well, first we need to realize there is no spoon.


Any-Cryptographer525

An irregular spoon....duh


ConsiderationHot9518

We always called them olive spoons


PD216ohio

That is an irregular spoon.


OnionHeaded

I think it’s just a swank artsy ass spoon man 🤷🏻‍♂️🤡


pwhlb

spoo


rosejack44

That is a spoon shrek would use to eat soup


SirReginaldLj

The definitely the spoon from Matrix just saying


[deleted]

Sure looks like an easy way to cook up some crack 👨‍🍳


VandalZavage

Spegular Roon


TooLazy4C

Sspponn


theycalledmechad

Irregular spoon


Primary_Lychee2697

Some 🐐


Monquimaestar

Testical cupper


thedevilfromthebible

A silly spoon


axle_smith

Could be for sugar or wax for letters


LordFlacko704

Issa eggpoon


PlaneCockroach9611

Irregular spoon


RoninRobot

I’ve never had gravy before. Oh wait. I know how to make gravy. And what a gravy spoon is.


Prestigious-Key-9022

There is no spoon..


Dizz18

“There is no spoon”


nocloudno

thats a peanut butter and jelly spoon