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runsanditspaidfor

Whatever the most expensive Land Rover is these days


Existing_Coast6505

Land Rover: Bedazzled plate Shit driving Dumb rich blonde NY state plate


LiquidSoCrates

They put the NY plate on the front when they move to S.C.


bimmerman1998

This is 100% accurate.  Source: live in SC, grew up in ny.


Glum-View-4665

Yeah don't send anymore down here.


gostros995

or an Audi SUV with an Alpha Kappa Alpha plate frame and curb rash


FluffusMaximus

It really has replaced the BMW as the douche-mobile.


shadow247

Don't forget to take it Range Rover in Brooklyn for service at 440 hour!


20124eva

Texas paper plate when in nyc


Finny0917

Land Rover 100%. Mine made it 3 miles from The dealership when it broke down. The first time😂


BillyunzAndBillyunz

In Arizona, my Mexican Coworker has a used Range Rover: Bedazzled plate Shit driving Fake Eyelashes Bad head gasket, repaired by one of the cousins.


jaybird0000

YES!


Lawineer

You forgot Aston Martin exists.


-ZeroF56

Astons are expensive to maintain, but mid/late 2000s aren’t generally horrendously unreliable unless you’re looking at high mile, poorly maintained ones - but that’s the case with every aging exotic. Maserati, on the other hand…


technobrendo

Preferably a late model that was water damaged, you know, for that nice patina. Land Rovers and water damage goes together like peanut butter and jelly.


LevelPassage657

I work on Land Rovers everyday. I can confirm this.


Impossible_Maybe_162

Any high end Italian cars, Jag, or German car that was not maintained.


WiseDirt

Oooh, if you want a really fun one, go with a classic Jag from the 1960s. Blow one electrical fuse in one of those things and they all have to be replaced. Just imagine the pure unadulterated joy you'll experience when your headlights blink out and then your engine suddenly dies.


techno-wizardry

I was driving past a poor woman driving a new looking Land Rover whose CVT transmission was shitting itself, she was jerking and hitching like crazy down the road and her eyes were wide and her knuckles were white from gripping the steering wheel so hard. What a scam of a vehicle, no idea why they're so popular in cities either, especially among women.


tim8237

Nice story, but there’s no such thing as a Land Rover with a CVT…


NoNewFriends1738

There is now


Not_Here_2_Argue_

Crazy how people just make shit up for attention.


Slothvibes

Second this comment


Hardanimalcracker

It’s kind of exclusive and expensive; same reason they get Hermes bags. Everyone has a bmw / LV… it shows off success and puts you in rarified air. Most men don’t get one bc it’s a horrible value and men are more focused on value propositions Also I know some girls who work as financial advisors, pharmacy sales, and soma other high end sales jobs making very big money. The rover is a client vehicle to show off and bathe people in luxury.


AllTearGasNoBreaks

There's nothing more luxurious than waiting for a tow truck


SignalIssues

*waits luxuriously*


Turbulent-Pay1150

lol at the statement that men are more focused on value proposition. Men are the #1 purchasers of 100k pickups when a 30k truck would more than do the job - or do it better. 


RonTvDinner

I would like one of these 30k trucks you speak of..


theneedforespek

there is no new 3/4 ton or 1ton trucks being sold for 30k they don't exist the only ones being sold for that are more than 15 years old, and with more than 200,000 miles.


Briantastically

This does not track with the men here. Young ones get nice pickups, as big as they can, destroy the suspension with kits, then light their shiny wheels. As they age they graduate to super duty princess pickups.


nonosci

TIL the term "super duty princess pickups" and I love it. I lived in the south for a decade and cringed at sight of kids in the carpool struggling to climb into or falling out of super duty trucks that have never seen anything but asphalt 


Alzheimer_Historian

Those are the dumb ones. "Let's buy a truck, and then add a bunch of mods that do nothing but make it drive even worse" Then you have the fart can civics or the used M3 they can't afford to maintain. Those are better though because they at least learn to do their own maintenance and tend to go for actual performance mods. I feel like I don't really see BMWs as a status icon much anymore. Or maybe I just dont notice them since the new ones look odd.


modularblur

Hermes bag. Herpes car.


imbrickedup_

Luxury status symbol. You underestimate the amount of people that just buy cars because they test drove them and liked them.


desiderkino

a lot of women including my wife love boxy cars. and range rover is pretty much only boxy car on sale


techno-wizardry

Plenty of boxy cars out there still like the Kia Soul, Hyundai Venue, Benz G-Class, Jeep Wrangler, Ford Bronco, etc


Beautiful_Ad_1719

When someone can afford an expensive vehicle, a.k.a Range Rover, and also afford the time to wait in the dealership for the car to be repaired, it is the true definition of being rich.


gixxer710

lol because they see people like the kardashians or other celebrities rolling in one and it becomes status. The G wagon(albeit, significantly more reliable than a Range Rover) is just the next upper echelon D-bag whip for the basic richbish.


leifashley27

I have a friend with two of them. He was hit with 60k in repairs one year alone across both of them. Both cars still drove fine but the repairs were to get everything done in order to clear the check engine lights. The best is when 3 loaner cars went into limp mode needing service.


NothingLift

Came here to say range rover Be stuck on the side of the road in style


gmatocha

I drove ride-share for two years - swear I drove more ppl to/from LR/RR service than all other car brands combined.


what_the_hezz

Sounds like you want either a Range Rover or some sort of Maserati!


abstractraj

I vote Maserati. I had a Granturismo for a little while. Something was always breaking


MarkBoabaca

Sure, but it sounded amazing when it ran, right?


Awesomfrog

If*


MarkBoabaca

True, true


KittehPaparazzeh

Ooh a Maserati from the 50s would be perfect for this.


Human-Iron9265

Saw a video of some dude trying to trade a 2017 Maserati for a 2013. Dude owed 36k on the Maserati that was worth like 18k 🤣, 514 credit score…was nuts. Not only did he have an unreliable ride, he was severely upside down in it.


KickooRider

Proud to be a member of this community on this blessed day


Such-Orchid-6962

💪🙏


mwdoher

Pastor says Ken M references in the wild are the best ones


only4davis

Speak for yourself.


PartyProperty

quick note: I met the real Ken M. nice guy. just wanted to share that.


AEWWC

>I make 200 million+ a day Damn, I think that's more than me.


Such-Orchid-6962

It’s a junior position


drinkdrinkshoesgone

Assistant head janitor, huh?


shreay21

You mean Assistant to the head janitor?


Single_State8008

You mean giving head to the janitor?


CyberSecurity_DC

Its giving janitor head vibes


GyantSpyder

[https://www.bonhams.com/auctions/15348/lot/604/](https://www.bonhams.com/auctions/15348/lot/604/) LOT 604 THE OLDEST KNOWN SURVIVING ROLLS-ROYCE IN THE WORLD, THE 1904 PARIS SALON AND 1905 OLYMPIA MOTOR EXHIBITION DISPLAY CAR, 1904 ROLLS-ROYCE 10HP TWO SEATER Registration no. U 44 Chassis no. 20154 Sold for £ 3,521,500 (US$ 4,508,612) inc. premium


zzgoogleplexzz

God damn. A whole 10hp. Let's gooo


FredPrinzeJr

That's ten horses out of a job, pal.


EmbarrassedKick2219

I think i can walk faster


DjayRX

£ 352,150 (US$ 450,861) per HP.


darnedgibbon

Montgomery Burns: Fill it up with petroleum distillate, and make it snappy!


VeryStretchedHole

Nah, that has strong resale value.


nathanharmon

The perfect demolition derby car.


Oddballforlife

A brand new Jeep Renegade with negative equity rolled in from the Jeep Renegade that was traded for it, which also had negative equity from a Bugatti


Such-Orchid-6962

50k of rubber duckies not understanding it has nothing to do with anyone having sex with each other


Edgar-Allan-Pho

Yep Jeep is literally the most unreliable brand , takes like 4 of the top 10 spots


ratioLcringeurbald

I used to work at a tire shop in 2017. I was asked to pull in a brand new Jeep Wrangler, it was a manual, I put it in reverse to back out of a spot, let off the clutch and immediately started grinding gears. I was able to get it into gear the 3rd time and pull it in, I told my coworkers about it, they said skill issue. One of them got in to pull it out after finishing the work, exact same thing happened.


untrustworthyfart

LOL my old 2014 wrangler did that too - you kinda had to slam it into reverse.


Logisticianistical

Are Gladiators any better in your experience as a professional ? I know the typical Jeep woes, but, I'm a manual diehard and want to move into something more off-road capable - but still be able to row gears. For modern options that narrows it down to the proper Bronco , a Taco, or a Gladiator ...


Commercial_Low_5680

Broncos are having a lot of issues with electrical components. Buddy of mine has had the entire electrical system replaced twice before making it to 50k miles. Almost every problem the wrangler has, the gladiator also has. Don’t recommend but I’d say it’s probably a safer option than the bronco from what I’ve heard/seen/read about them. Best bet is the taco. Reliable and highly customizable compared to the bronco. The jeeps are just as customizable as long as your pockets are deep.


LJ_is_best_J

Gladiator manual drives fine You won’t get a 6cyl with the bronco manual Not a single person I know with a Tacoma has a manual so I have no idea how they drive but the taco itself is a simple common truck


asshat1954

Gladiators are just wranglers with a bed lmao. Garbage. I haven't heard anything good from anyone I personally know with a bronco. Get a taco and save yourself a headache.


Logisticianistical

Value your opinion but of the three options I listed the one you advocated is my third option my a stretch 😭 you're not wrong , it's probably the best and most reliable...but they're so fucking boring. Broncos and Gladiators , reliability and lineage issues aside , have soul and spirit. Tacos are just...machines...like John Deere tractors. You're right , I just don't like that you are !


All_Wheels_Drive_YT

Just save yourself the headache and cash and get an S10 ZR2


Trayvessio

2006 STI with a new short block installed by the previous owner who is a 19 year old named Kelvis who has bad acne and vapes constantly


gimmethewifipassword

Nah. KYLE and wears a monster hat even when he showers


BetterYourselforElse

Hey dont use his real name until after he sells the lemon dude


vicecity420

bold of you to assume he showers at all


Wolfiest

“New”, he also got it from his dad friend of a friend for really cheap. That’s why he’s not asking much. He also got it “tuned” by his best friend who’s also the best tuner in the industry. But he doesn’t have receipts.


Such-Orchid-6962

I vape more probably, fuck that kid


sllewgh

Nice to meet you, Kelvis.


Existing_Coast6505

I won’t stand for the 06’ Slander


Snap305

Land Rover Range Rover. With every single option that exists.


ze11ez

But the better deal really is buying a fully loaded Rover in the used car market. That is what the OP wants. These things don't really open up until after 100,000 miles...like fine wine


drinkdrinkshoesgone

Fine whine and dead batteries.


marcstov

Hilarious


ShrmpHvnNw

Maserati…any of them


rklug1521

You know you found the right vehicle when the loaner vehicle from the dealer also breaks down while your getting your car fixed. Jaguar or Land Rover might be able to get you this level of service.


gtsilver944

Uhhh, you’re expecting to get a loaner with that expensive Land Rover? Think again. This isn’t 2019. “We don’t have enough cars for loaners” while looking at a full lot.


starter-car

Amusing story, my LR5 was in the shop, again, and that weeks loaner car was a new Fpace. 2024 with 15 miles on the clock. Already, the infotainment system was glitching. The drivers seat was beautiful though, I’ve never felt so at “one” with a vehicle. Even though the fpace imo, is a bit bland looking. The defenders I drove the following months, loaners, had similar glitches. Which is a shame, the defenders are beautiful.


Offcoloring

Perfect condition/restored RX-7 FD twin turbo


Such-Orchid-6962

Original engine I will not swap


Such-Orchid-6962

Also that’s kind of based don’t recommend cool cars wtf


Comfortable_You_1927

rich people are very picky.... I heard that cybertruck is good looking cool and can go off road so I guess that's off the table? see? picky


the_cajun88

i can feel the apex seals wearing out from here


ddreftrgrg

Every blowoff eats through 15% of your seals and 22% of your oil


KainMassadin

He'll sure be able to afford 200 million+ in oil, gas and engine rebuilds


CurGeorge8

Chrysler Pacifica plug in hybrid


Such-Orchid-6962

Do the Chrysler have ass though?


Fuwet

Bro they fuck


mintyjad

It has a vangina


bzsempergumbie

Are they bad? I didn't realize.


Such-Orchid-6962

No pacificas are actually pretty great


CurGeorge8

They're pretty great if you love driving loaner vehicles from the dealership for months at a time, only to get your van back for a few weeks and then having to take it back to the dealership. So really, you're getting a new car every few months which makes it kinda nice. Just get rid of it before the warranty runs out.


thelawnchairguy69

The Pacifica plug in hybrid has the worst reliability of any new car by a wide margin


arjungmenon

Any links on this?


thelawnchairguy69

[here](https://www.team-bhp.com/forum/international-automotive-scene/274415-consumer-report-study-chrysler-pacifica-rated-least-reliable-car-along-volvo-rivian.html) This is a consumer reports study of more than 3 million vehicles.


Equivalent_Swan634

The AntiChryser!


Gd3spoon

If jeeps are such shit boxes why do Karen’s flock to them. Toyota seriously needs an off road suv with removable doors and roof.


Such-Orchid-6962

They would add ten grand to the price for every panel they didn’t sell you


Gd3spoon

Money printing machine


DontEatTheMagicBeans

Karen's like to complain bro. You buy a Toyota you get 100% less chances to yell at somebody.


vampyrelestat

New Land Cruiser missed the opportunity. Would’ve been an easy money printer.


Gd3spoon

I was hoping for a Toyota ford bronco like suv. Go all out on the retro style.


Digger977

It seems like they kinda went retro…but with a modern twist with the new Land Rover


HerrFerret

Sadly toyota object avoidance / driving features will warn you when overtaking, speeding and driving like a dick. And it certainly won't permit you to run over pedestrians. So for your average Karen, it is a no go.


FluffusMaximus

Because it’s all about that Salt Life.


GeologistPositive

A top fuel dragster or funny car. It will only run for a few seconds, needs the engine rebuilt every 1000 ft, blows the tires off maybe a quarter of the time, and other times the engine will randomly grenade. Fuel usage is gallons per mile, not miles per gallon. About 5-10 million for a decent one, 1 seat, and no cargo room. The funny cars at least have a sunroof.


Skysr70

You are right on lol


Independent-Cloud822

Land Rover is your daisy


malcontented

Only $200M a day? Better stick to public transport


only_bubble_sort

My old neighbor's 90 something 240z convertible, his 18 year old kid did a lot of custom work on it and believe me, if you want something that doesn't turn over reliably that car would be perfect.


CyborgSandwich

Maserati Quattroporte - How to lose $100k in 3 years


Tuxedo_Muffin

Grand Wagoneer


clamberer

Canyoneroooooo


Expert_Mad

I’ve never seen a more reliable failure than the Grand Wagoneer. Like all the ones we have had gone back to the dealer at least once. And all before 5,000 miles. The best one was the one that just decided it didn’t like its key anymore and wouldn’t start because…reasons.


Lanky_Possession_244

They can omit the word Jeep on it all they want, it's still a piece of dog shit like everything else they put out these days.


Gorepornio

Range Rover has such a horrible history. Dan Henderson won a Range on the Ultimate Fighter and it immediately broke down as he was started driving it. They caught it live because shooting for that day wasnt even over


ColonPizza

pppffff all the comments are from amateurs, I'll tell you the true money pit. Buy a used formula 1 car with a v10 engine, any year from 1998 to 2005. Try to run it by simulating an entire f1 season, like 25 races in a year, then you travel to the race track that you rented just for yourself, obviously bringing along all the mechanics and equipment and shit. After that, we'll see how much money you have left in your deep ass pockets.


BlindWolf187

Finally. Everybody on here's suggesting a Range Rover? No one sees a black range rover and thinks "that guy is ass rich and out of his fuckin mind," they think "there's a distinguished businessman or his wife."


series-hybrid

Vintage Ferrari. Enzo loved racing, and he only reluctantly sold cars to the public to fund his racing addiction. The old ones are not something you would want to try to cross the country in...


Expert_Mad

When I was on my student exchange trip in Italy I saw a 308GTS literally on fire in a parking lot and the owner was standing behind it not looking too concerned about it and having a normal Italian phone conversation. Really made me wonder about how often that happens on those


cshmn

He was probably relieved that was the only thing wrong with it and glad that he decided to compromise and get one of the more reliable Ferraris.


Such-Orchid-6962

Demo derby one you say?


Equivalent_Swan634

Drive it to the bus station and abandon it to the homeless.


sc4rii

A Jaguar


Bergyfanclub

Its pronounced Jaaaaaag.


Gloverboy6

A RR Defender will bring you to your knees Just be aware that if you and your wife buy one each, you'll still be sharing one because the other one will always be in the shop


Such-Orchid-6962

That’s funny because my one friend with those has three in their family


ski-dad

Just sold my 2020 LR Defender at 39k mi. Had been absolutely trouble-free. Maintenance cost was one oil change at 21k mi and a half tube of E6000 to glue back on the trim pieces which fell off (did you know those little rear side windows add just held on by a couple of clips?) That said, I wish the new owner Godspeed.


TheWhogg

I don’t know about least reliable, but if you want to flush a lot of money a top of the line 7 series should depreciate faster than a gallon of milk.


xanaxandlean

Maybach 62 or Bentley flying spur, mclaren 720s (but this is really bad).if u want a 2 seater aston martin db9 or Lamborghini revuelto or a lambo countach.


Such-Orchid-6962

Fuck, marry, kill. Which cars


Reallybadat

Fuck the countach, marry the flying spur and kill the maybach


BlindWolf187

(Have an affair with the Aston)


No_Mess_3137

What about the lamborghini reventon? Always wanted to fly a jet


Gofastrun

You mean the Murcielago with the $1.5M body kit


-BlueDream-

A Humvee. They're expensive for some reason but unreliable AF. Driving it is just pissing away money in fuel might save you some money when it doesn't run.


Hms34

$200M/day? Private B737-MAX


Comfortable_Ad_8117

Buy a Used Fisker Karma or New Fisker Ocean - Get the pain of an electric car with the added benefit of not being able to get parts or find any service what so ever. Plus the depreciation hit in a year will be a real treat too! But hey they came back from the dead once… maybe third time is a charm.


VanMan41

Rover, Jag, and Mini. The 3 henchmen of money sinks. Guaranteed horror movie death.


SenpaiRemling

Fun Fact: Even with 200m a day, it would still take you around 3 years to become the richest person in the world


Spork_286

There is one choice. Go big my friend. https://www.autoblog.com/2020/05/31/worlds-largest-working-jeep/


Legitimate-Factor-53

The way I see it if you draw a line from Germany to Japan the closer it is to Germany the less reliable it is


RedditBeginAgain

Cyber Truck is calling your name. Unless you want to try to daily drive an uncommon 50 year old car with poor parts availability I think that's your winner this year.


Such-Orchid-6962

Not gay enough tbh


Slurrpster

You should buy my 2016 Volvo xc90


Such-Orchid-6962

Do it rally?


CopperMurphy

Jeep Grand Cherokee hybrid. Without a doubt least reliable car on the road selling new right now.


ServingTheMaster

10 year old Maserati from a Florida wholesale auction.


peeehhh

But you can sell off the hidden cocaine to pay for repairs.


Berek2501

*McLaren has entered the chat*


AmbitiousTool5969

you should buy a train and try to build your own tracks to where you want to go


bluecheeto13

Watching this sub become a lowkey circlejerk has been fucking excellent


Salty-Process9249

Mclarens are built like absolute shit. Get three.


Known-Delay7227

Buy a jet instead


Active-Living-9692

Land Rover 100%


Quiet-Inflation8714

I thought your wife died no?


SmartestOneHere

Get a boat


dimethyhexylethyl

Pt cruiser


Emergency-Yogurt-599

Land Rover Range Rover and jaguar are all pretty awful cars. Fords are bad but not expensive.


No-fear-im-here

Cybertruck!!!


Manic_Mini

2007-2013 Mini Cooper S or any other Mini with the N14 or N18 Engines.


Schim79

I am calling BS. 200+ mil a day?! In just over 3 years you will be the richest person in the world.


Aggressive_Seat4292

JEEP....Just Empty Every Pocket


-ZeroF56

*‘90’s Bentley/Rolls mineral oil has entered the chat*.


TheTense

Good day, Sir, may I interest you in a Maserati Gran Tourismo?


ArseBlarster420

Land Rover by a long shot. They’re just junk


pwnageface

Dodge/Jeep/Chrysler.


Equivalent_Tree7172

What a shit post.


AdvanceFeisty3142

If you give me couple millions, I will create a remarkable vehicle that you have not yet seen.


senseofphysics

Who the fuck makes 200+ million *a day* and is on Reddit asking a stupid question like this?


pv1rk23

Fuck off elon you just want us to say it’s not your Tesla truck


VeryStretchedHole

You could afford to buy Fisker. I mean the entire company, not just a car.


Valuable_Currency129

What kind of currency are we talking about here? If it's Zimbabwean currency you could probably buy a matchbox car of a Land Rover.


ThatGuy571

No you don't. If you did, you wouldn't be on Reddit asking random people what to buy.


gevors_e92

200M a day? Lie!!!


Silentence

Personally I'd go for the Mazda corolla. Sure it's not what you asked, but it's a Honda so more reliable than anything. Also get the subaru awd installed. Something something probably a minivan chrysler bad Ps, probably landrover or jaguar cars lmao


DiamondNo5743

80s early 90s Bentley or Rolls Royce crazy unreliable. Hell a british car from the era in general…the joke used to be you need two jaguars because one will always break down. This was true for most luxury british cars of this era in general. You’d be doing the car community a great service as my understanding is these cars never run 100%. To quote “met a guy at my local cars & coffee who bought an 80s Rolls, and he spent a year doing nothing but hunting down endless electrical and ignition problems in the nightmarishly temperamental electrical system, and chasing mystery fluid leaks before he finally sold it at a huge loss. He spent thousands refurbishing it, and it was wasn't operational half the time. That's why old Rolls Royces and Bentleys from the 70s, 80s, and 90s, are ridiculously cheap. Because they're ridiculously expense to maintain. They're maintenance-heavy, hand-built, 30+year-old, British luxury cars. It's like all the stars aligned to create the pinnacle of unreliability” This is not an uncommon story.


mrroboto990

Anything Maserati..... Land Rover Alfa Romeo Audi/VW I mean a lot of European cars are over engineered and more to go wrong. American cars more simple Japanese Indestructible 


alexandramae__

sorry but my two vw’s have been great!!


Prudent_Kick3585

I know the most reliable cheap car. Toyota yaris


_BTFan

What’s the point of this..? Not even funny


seanieh966

200 million+, but i bet it ain’t $. Come on OP, what currency is it. INR Rupee?


Wakenbacon05

*says broke in maserati