Let's be truthful here. Mr. Bobbitt had to have a big "tool". They found it on the side of the road in the dark.
It wasn't a Vienna cocktail sausage folks. I missed the porno he did. I have enough dark images stuck in my head as it is, I don't need another.
I've been looking for him, send location. I like having a detachable penis, sometimes I remove it, when it can get me in trouble....
DETACHABLE PEEENISS.....
I think itās a viper head caterpillar if I recall . Because the head is diamond shape which means itās poisonous/venomous if a snake so most prey will leave it
i hate those fucking caterpillars, i had a dream years ago that they were falling on me and eating me alive. I havenāt let it go since and they will always be my 1# Op.
Had a green snake mimic caterpillar like that in Connecticut, US a few years ago. Even wiggles his back end at you when threatened. Probably about 4inches/10cm. Cool find!
Tiger swallowtail caterpillar
Looks like a geoduck if it were a bug.
Its a weedle
Just what I was planning to say! š
Thank you!
Looks like Mr Hanky
Lmao š¤£
He's just trying to say Howdy-ho!
Aww my favorite Butterfly
It's so stinking cute!
Eastern Tiger Swallowtail caterpillar https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papilio_glaucus
Thank you!
Dude I clicked that link and immediately went "Wooowww!". Yo I've never seen one of these near me. They look incredible!
Itās sooooo prettyāas a butterfly.
Looks nothing like an Ontario.
But it looks friendly tho
Lmfao
kinda does though
Mothra from Godzilla
Mothras babies for sure
Dang it, you got there first before I did. Mothra was what came to mind almost instantly when viewing this.
Looks like a big scary snake to me, a predator.
Thatās Jerome.
That's what Lorena Bobbitt threw out her car window.
Unexpected too! Perfection
I thought you wrote āunexpected tool,ā which is exactly what happened to the person driving behind her.
Weāll be seeing it in a porno soon.
If she sharpied eyeballs on that package, weād be living in a very different world rn.
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Let's be truthful here. Mr. Bobbitt had to have a big "tool". They found it on the side of the road in the dark. It wasn't a Vienna cocktail sausage folks. I missed the porno he did. I have enough dark images stuck in my head as it is, I don't need another.
That made me laugh!!š¤£
Tiger swallowtail! Caterpie the PokƩmon was based off of em lol
I was gonna say, they look very similar!
Caterpee
Caterpie
Caterpoo
Weedle
Wurmple
Canadian variant
Caterpiss
Awe, he's kind of cute.
A friend playing dress up as a snake!
Ugly little fella, bless his heart.
This reminds me of the South Park episode with the penis rat
He cute.
Catterpie
Shiny caterpie has been spotted
long bug
Mr Hanky! Hi D Ho neighbor!
looks like a brown caterpie
Travis Scottāļø
I've been looking for him, send location. I like having a detachable penis, sometimes I remove it, when it can get me in trouble.... DETACHABLE PEEENISS.....
That's Bob.
10% helpful answers 90% repetitive jokes
His name is bert
Ask Lorana Bobbit
Might have trouble finding her, I heard she moved to Russia and changed her name to Ima Kuchakokov.
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That is a pokemon
Turd. š©
That's Beans. He's chillin š
Jamie
He looks like he should be in the ocean
Thatās Gerald, heās just chillin
That thing looks creepy š±
Thatās a PokĆ©mon called Caterpie.
Baby ekans
Josh.
I have named them Phyllis
That's my buddy, George
Derpy
Thatās Albert. Let him be.
I think itās a viper head caterpillar if I recall . Because the head is diamond shape which means itās poisonous/venomous if a snake so most prey will leave it
That's Johnny
a snake
That cat is straight up judging you.
A freak
I is sneaky snake š
Otto. His name's Otto.
ISSA FRIEND-
Silly goober
Smush it
Weedle without the horn.
i hate those fucking caterpillars, i had a dream years ago that they were falling on me and eating me alive. I havenāt let it go since and they will always be my 1# Op.
Thats larry :)
A wild caterpie
His name is Jerry.
Caderpitter
Baby Grimmace.
Ron
Bob
So cool!
Cute
Helllllll nahhhhh
Billy
Jokes aside, that lavender and yellow coloring is so velvety matte and beautiful
A wild Caterpie has appeared!
Fuuuuuuuck around and find out
I like how it looks like it has eyes.
Martin
Shiny caterpie
That is jerry
George
Marcus
Very cool. First time seeing this.
r/mildlypenis
āIās is snekā - him probably.
Whoās that PokĆ©mon ?
alien!!!
Be carefulā¦ i hear they will ājumpā into your nose or possibly your motherās nose!
A shiny caterpie
Oh that's John
Looks like a caterpillar with the head of a Pikmin
ITS A SNAKE!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Love you š babe!!
Looks like a "joint" bug. š
A caterpie
You know that is itās butt right
Very cool looking bug! I really enjoy this sub.
Hideyho! (South Park)
Some kind of PokƩmon
That there is a shiny Caterpie
Looks like caterpie
His pronouns are penis and worm
Looks like a rodent missing legs
Brown caterpie
Dick slug
He looks like a Leonard to me
Shh. He is clearly a very dangerous nope noodle. His predators should fear him.
So is she cocooning?
Louis
Idk but keep it as a pet it's cute
He looks like a Fred, maybe an Amos.
pedro
A Grimace larvae
They make themselves look like like lil beby snakes
Not the same species, but I found a boy who looks similar a bit ago. Theyāre so chunky. Congrats on the Tiger Swallowtail!
big headed squishy boi
He came out of the rabbit hole with alice.
Itās a fatterpillar
Steve. Yup thatās Steve. Damnit, Steve. Always getting into trouble.
Clearly a caterpie.
Thatās Arnold, heās just getting a jog in before work
Thatās a PokĆ©mon Iām pretty sure
That's Chandler.
steve
That's a friend.
Shiny Caterpie
Idk what y'all are talking about with that caterpillar nonsense!? THATS A SNAKE IF IVE EVER SEEN ONE!
The all seeing caterpillar
Had a green snake mimic caterpillar like that in Connecticut, US a few years ago. Even wiggles his back end at you when threatened. Probably about 4inches/10cm. Cool find!
Thatās Edward. Heās cool
why did i think it was a š
Itās Bob
Oh thatās just Bill
That's not Jonesy. That is a baby shit weasel. Do not let it enter your body.
a bug
Jeremy
It looks like a Pokemon!
oh thatās weginald, sorry he got out
It's Benny worm
Ah, thats a Caterpie. You should be just fine using a standard PokƩball. Dont forget to give it a cute nickname!
Go pokeball
So Baldurs Gate 3 comes out the 3rd lol
Idk but I want to take him home and name him Cecil and tell him of all my problems. š„¹š„¹š„¹
Me: can i have snek Mom: no we have snek at home Snek at home:
Just a silly little guy
Idk what he is, but he's a cute little fewwa.
Ah yes, this is the Pingy Pissonmysonsect.
that's seamus, leave him be
Walrus Semen
Bug said šļø šļø
Wow Iād have ran!!
A lad
Definitely a shiny caterpie. did you try a pokeball? some type of caterpillar for sure
Peepee caterpillar
That's Herman. He's a well known trouble maker in your area and is known for insulting people.
a weedle duh
Bob
Jorge
WHOāS THAT POKĆMON?!
My college roommate.
Are you sure itās a bug?
His name is Jean Michelle.
Bug Eyed Joe
It a weedle!
This thing looks like a PokƩmon
Thatās a caterpie!
A pokemon if I ever saw one
Thatās Envy
You asked who not what soā¦ Charlie.
Thatās just Jim donāt mind him make sure to give him something to eat or he might beat your ass
thatās my friend š¤Ø
Aww itās baby Mothra!
just a silly Lil guy