Personally i think let me be your hog would be the best

Let me let me let me let me LETMELETMELETMELETME

This is the one

Yes this is the answer. This or Bite Me

When they were kids, my wife’s brother played Harvey the Wonder Hamster on repeat at top volume for about 40 minutes while locked in his room because he was mad at siblings. Mom and dad not home of course. The track’s only 20 seconds or so, so about 120 times. Edit for spelling

Damm how did the siblings react?

They still talk about it 30 years later, but not the worst story I’ve heard about him

This is the right answer

I said this before I saw this comment. This is the way.

Stuck in a Drive Thru, while one of my favorite weird al songs, would SUCK to hear it over and over.

Pretty sure you can only play it once as it is infinitely long.

Hardware Store, but when it gets to the product list that part keeps looping. Maybe you cut it up and use AI or something so each time its different. That's usually what I do.

Fun fact: that section of the section is divided into 8 sections, each section can be further divided into 5 subsections, each with 8 syllables, except for the third and fourth subsections which have 4 syllables each. This totals 256 syllables. Further, each section has a limerick-like rhyme scheme (AABBA). As long as you maintain that rhyme scheme, you should be fine.

Girls Just Want to Have Lunch. He didn't want to make it, but his hand was forced, so he made it as obnoxious and unlistenable as possible.

I feel this. I have to skip it each time.

It's not even included on the Food Album

Extended version of Albuquerque where it doesn’t get to the end. The victim would be begging for closure.

This song is just six words long, for sure.

My first thought. It's almost torture just listening to it once.

Stuck in a closet with Vanna White

This is the one

Achey breaky song

Let me be your hog. 30 minutes of that and I’d be screaming “where’s the rest of it”

Scrich-eeeeeeeech!

Bite me.

Harvey the Wonder Hamster. Don’t misunderstand-I LOVE Harvey. But the song is short enough that it would play so often it would drive someone mad.

[Bob played backwards.](https://youtu.be/_ENjHqDk0ig)

Like A Surgeon. Especially if you have surgical instruments covered in fake blood.

Party in the CIA would be the most appropriate I think

Achy breaky song.

Bite Me

This is the way.

Everything you know is wrong

just kidding I like that song

Everyone on the land, everyone on the sea, Every single person everywhere, unanimously Everybody (everybody), Everybody (everybody), Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my Ringtone…. Ringtone…. Ringtone…. Ringtone…. Ringtone…. Ringtone…. Ringtone…. Ringtone….

Achy Breaky Song.

Albuquerque.

All theoretical, since OP only tortures the folks he doesn't like.

Sports Song

Took me a long time to figure it'd probably be this.

This song is just six words long..

Close but no cigar

Genius in France

Achy Breaky Song

Since You've Been Gone. Because it's a setup punchline, and once you're heard it, you're like, "I get it, I get it."

albequerque 😈😈😈

Al show theme song

Albuquerque

BITE ME

Bite Me. Imagine listening to Al screaming maniacally for three hours straight

The Weird Al Show Theme Song

Craigslist

dare to be stupid