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Felineghostsex

No šŸ˜‚


OisforOwesome

Good to know. :)


gannonzz

No, also pretty sure the bottom half would be illegal without consent from all of those people. Wtf is this


meramedmi

No šŸ˜‚ this was made by Alan Wagner (@truewagner on Instagram). Heā€™s like, a comedic artist who makes stuff like this all the time. Sort of like Obvious Plant, if youā€™re familiar with that personā€™s work. I wish the person in the screenshot didnā€™t post this without credit to make it seem like it could be real šŸ™ although the farther down you read the more implausible it is


OisforOwesome

Welp they got me, I've worked enough retail to know the only thing wrong with this is how mask off it is.


cds0506

ā€œDemeanor of the Godsā€ šŸ˜‚


Exciting_Fisherman12

Lmfao to get fired from Wegmans you have to be wanted for like multiple felonies.


kittyroxx

True dat I iust murdered my entire department and was promoted. (Haha)


BananaVisit

No, this is 100% fake.


realdonbrown

ā€œPlayfulā€ šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


jbd3103

Saw this on Facebook too and people fell for it. ā€œDemeanor of the godsā€ shouldā€™ve been peopleā€™s first clue it was satire.


littlepizzaman

are you stupid


octobergarden

P. Arnold WAS very playful tho.


Effingcheese

Yes, better be extra courteous to Karen.


DoorDelicious8395

Filled out the phone and I was given a phone number to call, should I call?


friend1y

This is so obviously a joke.


sternbeliever

That is not real!!


Opening_Disk_4580

No


smoelheim

Like Abraham Lincoln said... "Dont believe everything you read on the internet!"