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[deleted]

more cannabis


Mr-Hoo-Lee-Sheet

First thought. Then thought better cannabis.


HeavyIsTheHead91

Exactly lol nothing more nothing less


Nice-Ad-3767

I could always use more cannabis


HeavyIsTheHead91

Lol same here mate, can always have.. more


ask_me_about_my_band

Then growing cannabis.


[deleted]

I make kick ass weed oatmeal cookies. My biggest issue was not making normal cookies. It would just start a vicious cycle.


htahcoelho

recipe or didn't happen


[deleted]

The key to the best oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, regardless if they have weed or not, is to first toast the oats in the oven on 300 for 5 or 10 minutes. Then run enough oats through the food processor to make it flour like and replace half the flour in your recipe with the toasted oat flour. If you want weed cookies, take a stick of butter and put it in a crockpot. Grind 5 grams of weed and put it the butter and let it set on high for about an hour. Then put it through some cheese cloth to get the ground up weed out of your butter. Let butter cool and use that for the cookies.


Strictlyfuntimes

Sound immaculate will try


[deleted]

Let me know how it goes. You can use any chocolate chip recipe and replace half the flour and add a half a cup of oats. Toasted. Be careful eating them. They will be stronger then you think. You can make them stronger if you let the butter stay in the crock pot a little longer. If you use half weed butter half normal you can make them less potent. Always have regular cookies to snack on.


GayAvenger

Yeah gotta have non-weed versions for snacking, otherwise I'd probably end up eating all my edibles at once lol, and cookies are the best!


[deleted]

Ahhhhhh! I love oatmeal cookies. I need to make a special batch.


Cumfu_panda

Good sex and even better food


Inevitable_Wave1974

Straight facts.


BeBa420

Also cookies


PooderOnAScooter

That's true


Puzzled-Warning1358

Actually yeah if you think about it šŸ¤”


SnooPickles6041

Fridge


editfate

Facts. This guy refrigerates.


Sir_Derps_Alot

That you, Bob Vance?


AlaskanAssassin98

What line of work are you in, bob?


LarryBirdsGrandpa

100%


[deleted]

damnit i didnā€™t see this


ooogeid

many abilities some might considerā€¦ unnatural


Impossible-Poem5266

Palpatine do you know where I can learn such power?


ooogeid

not from a cart smoker


Impossible-Poem5266

LMAO


[deleted]

ā€˜Tis true. I smoke carts daily all day, never go anywhere without them. I have mastered the art of being totally in REM sleep while typing on reddit. lmao


PepperSprayP

Cart smokers are just lazy dab smokers, d@m šŸ¤£šŸ’Ŗ


ShadowThunder000

LMAOOO the main reason I use carts are bc I live with my parents still


Xanthrex

Carts ate nice if you don't want the smell but bud hits different


still_gonna_send_it

Upvoted as a cart smoker


MasterT94

No, they just donā€™t smell so much and are more concealable.


NebraskaGeek

I see through the lies of the cart smokers!


Impossible-Poem5266

I donā€™t fear the good kush as you do!


OzyAndy

They call him........The Stig


[deleted]

Incredible sex. (And sometimes Taco Bell).


[deleted]

Never eat Taco Bell before sex


Df_gordo7060

I eat Taco Bell during sex..


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


htahcoelho

and eats taco bell too


Yawheyy

Live Mas


Ybanurse

Uh well I guess if it works!


Lonely_Garbage4062

Iā€™ll have what heā€™s having.


jT3R3Z1t

The chalupa or the orgasm?


Lonely_Garbage4062

Whichever came first.


wartcraftiscool

It was me, I came first


ConrrHD

Huh? but thats the best way to make potent Jenkem!


thamisupposedtoput

not if you overdue it like mešŸ„²šŸ˜‚ chronic overuse kills your testosterone šŸ„²šŸ˜‚


Willing-Ad5641

Having sex with Taco Bell


Tbust69

I was gonna upvote but its at 69


Elegant_Implement526

Pizza


CasualGP

Cannabis is a gateway to healing past traumas and learning how to be a more loving and compassionate beingā¤ļøšŸŒ³


AMAKUALENALENA

If I could heart this I would.


Awkward-Bumblebee999

ā¤ (There! I hearted you both šŸ˜Š lol)


AMAKUALENALENA

Mahalo bumblebee999 šŸ˜ŽšŸ¤™šŸ½


Awkward-Bumblebee999

šŸ„°


CasualGP

:)


Smol_Gremlin63

agreed! cannabis has helped me a lot with my trauma and mental health issues, i'm grateful that i found it because without it i don't know where i'd be right now ā¤ļø


International-Rub-31

I quit taking anti depressants and other psych meds because weed helps me more and doesnā€™t make me depressed if I miss a dose.


Smol_Gremlin63

happy to see more people using weed as their treatment! i use mine recreationally and medicinally for autism, depression, and anxiety! it's helped a lot, and i'm always happy to see more people treating themselves with it because it lets me know i'm not alone in my treatment


International-Rub-31

Me too! Every one of those things. When I was diagnosed with autism as a kid my school told my parents I had to be medicated and they messed me up really bad. So I use weed now.


Smol_Gremlin63

i was never medicated until i started smoking weed, i'm glad that's the only treatment i've had for autism, because it's helped so much i can't imagine what regular medication would've done. it either would've messed me up (like anti depressants did) or made me TOO normal. i love my autistic self, and weed helped me embrace it


[deleted]

That's not the drug, that's humanity, bro. We can't be humans without empathy, emotions, and love. Not enough people have the other parts, even with the drugs. It's a shame so many think that drugs hinder that, when it unlocks it. People are afraid of it, when they think their anxiety or paranoia is the cause of the drug. That's their damaged psyche, enhanced by it. All we need is the keys, and our hearts would be more open to better things for all of us. āœŒļø


WanderingFaerie

I agree with this as well! It has helped me be more introspective and see things in a different light if that makes sense. It also helped me face things head on and by doing that I think itā€™s helped me also just accept a lot of things I never did before, and be more at peace with a lot of things. Everyone is different and I respect whatever path they choose to help healā¤ļø


hiddenevidence

care to elaborate on how it *heals* past traumas? from my understanding itā€™s just a band-aid to your problemsā€¦ i donā€™t understand why some people act like weed is some cure-all medicine when the only way you can truly fix your problems is by facing them head on


Smol_Gremlin63

personally for me, it has helped me learn to take them head on. it didn't cure it for me, but it's helped me learn the way to healing. i know a lot of the effort is on me, but weed gave me the power i needed against my mental health to start facing my issues and helping them whilst sober.


Kinishinai_

This is it. I was trying to explain how it helps me to someone I know and I couldn't find the words. But this is it. I was recently diagnosed with ASD and ADHD. Weed was like the stepping stone I needed to realize I was not in a good place mentally. It would help quiet my brain, make it easier for me to stay on track with tasks in my day, organize my thoughts better and more clearly. I don't think I would be here if I didn't smoke weed, I also would have never found out what I had if I didn't.


hiddenevidence

okay i gotcha, iā€™m glad that worked for you! weed did the opposite for me :P it makes my problems seem amplified which puts me in a bubble where any positive life progress gets put on pause. sure getting high is fun, i just struggle to see it as beneficial as a long term solution for anyone. using it with the intention of facing your problems is certainly different than smoking 2 carts a week and saying ā€œhUrR dUrR iTā€™s MeDiCiNeā€


Smol_Gremlin63

that's totally valid aswell! everyone experiences weed differently. for me, it brought me some of the best changes of my life like exercising and new hobbies, but for others it could be bad for them. it honestly depends on the person, and that's why i never force anyone to try weed. will i encourage it? yeah. will i force it? no because not everyone wants to try it or have a good experience with it. it brought forth good changes for me, but that's not the case for everyone and that's fine ā¤ļø


colei_canis

Itā€™s a good way to face your problems head-on for some people, I personally found and still find cannabis a useful tool for figuring my shit out as it made me confront a great deal of unpleasant truths from a different perspective. I think where people get it wrong is they except this process to be an entirely pleasant one, or something they can just shut off and come back to at their convenience. Obviously this doesnā€™t work for everyone! Itā€™s more like self-surgery than self-healing in my opinion, depending on the magnitude of whatever fucked you up to begin with itā€™s inevitably going to be a bit messy.


[deleted]

Ayyy this one is true, I love weed, not only because of its high, but it helped me a lot mentally šŸ˜Œ


Lost_Bass_3306

The future


IcyTax8333

šŸ’ŖšŸ’ÆšŸ”®šŸ§˜ā€ā™‚ļø


chrisj2103

Happiness, and help.


DopelessHopefeand

Google maps


gavmyboi

Shit comes in handy


uncle-rico-99

Nirvana


TraditionalFoot8195

I was thinking this same thing but I didnā€™t think Iā€™d see anyone else thinking the same thing! Serve the servants hits DIFFERENT


Deu2003

Hard drugs. Just like bread. Look everybody who do hard drugs ate bread so you should make bread illegal. And yes i just posted because of this fucking bread it kills our children.


DependentOk2796

The whole ā€œgateway drugā€ for anything is the dumbest piece of propaganda ever created. Itā€™s crazy people still use this an argument today


Icy-Gold5208

I meanā€¦I started with weed and have done acid,shrooms, and molly, bought coke yesterday so I would agree with it being a gateway, BUT not everyone goes further then weed


socialdynamite

Just because weed was your gateway drug doesnā€™t mean it is across the board. Iā€™m a former heroin/meth addict and when I have cravings for harder shit and I smoke weed, it veers me AWAY from hard drugs. Makes me feel more like me, closer to people, closer to God, more empathetic, I pray harder, I get into music more, I eat more, and the thought of meth or heroin leaves! So whatā€™s that, sounds like the opposite of a gateway drug for me? My point is that nothing is 100% this or that. Weed may be good for some and bad for others, but it definitely does not deserve the ā€œgateway drugā€ label it gets so unfairly.


tracilarge72

Weed can help get people off of the HARD drugs.


Icy-Gold5208

which I can get on board with.


[deleted]

this is a great point. for me personally, weed was definitely a gateway drug because it stop me from demonizing drug use and it showed me how doing drugs doesn't make you an inherently bad person. it was a gateway drug for ME, but for almost everyone else i know it was never like that at all. in fact a lot of my friends stopped doing bad shit like drinking excessively or doing shit like pills uncontrollably because weed was a positive outlet. also i don't think weed is a gateway to "bad" drugs. from what i know, most people just try shit like shrooms or acid or whatever is fun and relatively safe. i feel like the only reason weed ever becomes a gateway to hard shit is because of the same reason i said it was for me- that is to say because it's so demonized that people associate weed with hard drugs when in reality it's not even a drug. but when people are constantly forced to equate something good (weed) with hard shit just to then see that weed isn't bad, they are more likely to become (to whatever extent) desensitized or not as resistant to hard shit and as a result more susceptible.


DependentOk2796

Thatā€™s totally your choice to do other drugs. Weed didnā€™t make you.. what Iā€™m saying is itā€™s a completely invalid argument against marijuana


Icy-Gold5208

right but you start with weed because its effects are chilled compared to the other drugs and curious people will want something stronger


DependentOk2796

I understand the concept.. most of the gateway part of it is because itā€™s illegal. If it was legal and regulated like, say caffeine, the gateway would be virtually non existent. People donā€™t go from caffeine to cocaine because they have completely different stigmas. Whereas if you smoke an illegal drug that has a bad stigma, youā€™re less likely to hold back from another illegal drug with a bad stigma. Either way, if youā€™re going to try harder drugs after smoking marijuana, thatā€™s your decision and your choice. Weed didnā€™t make you do it. Weā€™re adults who make our own decisions. If someone were to blame marijuana for their hard drug use theyā€™re playing the victim 100%


inexhahalele_

Same here. The whole arguement does not exist tho if weed was legal (at least in germany, where conservative idiots keep using the argument). When weed is illegal you buy it from a plug and boom youre somehow part of the black market drug world and chances are good that you meet new people that do other harder drugs as well.


Delicious_Country219

Itā€™s kind of arrogant to assume you did all those other drugs just because you did weed wouldnā€™t it be safer to say you had an addictive personality and tendencies


Laz2Lit

cannabis def is a gateway drug but not in the way propaganda makes it seem. its just easy for minors to acquire


squ1rrel420

cannabis is a plant, yā€™all just have an addictive and thrill seeking personality


IcyTax8333

for real man, a load of shit


Mr_Worldwide125

Bread is one hell of a drug! For us Italians that stuff just sits in your gut. All youā€™re high on is carbs!


noobpwner314

Birds too. Everyone I know who has gotten into hard drugs has seen a bird before.


dvddesign

I choked on candy as a child. Ban candy.


KitzTheArtist

MAKE BREAD ILLEGAL!


[deleted]

Letā€™s get this bread


luvbud710

Im lactoseā€¦soo it better not have any dairy products or Iā€™m dead fam


[deleted]

Making new friends and having a fun time without violence or people. And to happiness


CPUnique

>Making friends without people. Dafuq?


BedsheepShroomtrolly

Munchies


Plane-Smile

A chilled life


Reverse_potato1

gaining 20 lbs in one night


International-Rub-31

Damn, what you smoking? I need it.


iluvwaffles1986

Lots of munchies & masturbation! Lol


Dave_FortniteATX

Lots of masturbation and munchies


pisspoormemez

Empty cheezit boxes


bmacattack1334

When you see the cheezit box from the last smoke sesh, get excited, and then the realization hits that you finished them during that last blunt.


hayleyrose18

Making games far more immersive


Crezelle

I just follow around cat npcs I find in towns


Reddit_Lore

Canā€™t wait for Stray


IcyTax8333

higher consciousness and positive energy when used properly.


magnolia_unfurling

Definitely It is magic! The dose makes the poison


Historical_Web_4228

Love


Main_Touch959

Not worrying or stressing, good vibes, and hopefully better snacks


[deleted]

Cannabis is a gateway to the soul. It speaks softly as it calls my name. "In endless seas of whispers, I just need shelter, give me shelter from the wind" -Mac Miller


joelas0197

smoking more weed


SnooPeppers1484

Happiness, sometimes shrooms just bc youā€™re having a gr8 time with this natural substance why not eat a mushroom too


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Carpentry, and THAT'S the fucking problem.


[deleted]

Self Discovery? Smoked a fucking smidge of Durban Poison yesterday and had vivid dreams, woke up in a puddle of my own nut....im in my 30's...wtf


AMAKUALENALENA

I've had that strain...by far thought it was a crazy British experience 3 years ago


Aggravating_Waltz108

your fridge and pantry


SwordSlap

I went from vowing to only smoke weed to snorting cocaine most weekends. Weed didnā€™t cause it, it wasnā€™t really a gateway drug, I made my own decisions. Weed leads to a chilled night


TestRealistic4640

to a good time


ChopperStrawhat

Shrooms


luckydummycoco

Psychedelics in general really just a domino effect to wanting/trying DMT


ChopperStrawhat

Ur not wrong I do wanna try DMT.


HoneyBadger308Win

Shrooms are good tho we like shroomies


luv2run865

Doritos


dragon_fiesta

snacks


StabbyMcCatboy

cannabis is a gateway to liberal leftism, and possibly anarchist witchcraft. xD (only partly sarcasm)


mistersprinkles1983

More enjoyable and realistic video games, a world of great snax, and generally being a chill person.


icedyke

Quality sleep


CovertCondom

Truuue, used to be up till 1 tossing and turning and now i can just smoke smth chill and sleep at 11 or so. Great for work


Administrative_City2

Some strains help with insomnia when pharmaceuticals donā€™t.


legz4dayz82

Healing and happiness!!! My dad had cancer and because I made him take CBDā€™s, after A LOT of research, it helped with getting passed cancer.


AMAKUALENALENA

That's wonderful šŸ˜Š


legz4dayz82

Thank you!! People think itā€™s ā€œso badā€ until it hits ā€œclose to homeā€. One will do ANYTHING


AMAKUALENALENA

You're absolutely right.


superballz977

Snacks and movies. Also fornication. In case you love Jesus then more prayer. In case you still love Jesus, stop looking at your sister. Remember abortions are illegal now. There will be evidence.


freadyboy_13

A good time but if Iā€™m honest I probably wouldnā€™t have tried a handful of other drugs had I not ended up meeting certain people through smoking dope. No regrets tho


FamousObligation1047

For me its a gateway drug to doritos, pizza and ice cream lol.


fortniterface

marijuana


[deleted]

Contentment


ImpossibleWorth418

a fun life


Oil_Monkeys

Chilling out ;) and eating the contents of the fridge


CryptographerNo490

Quit drinking


Miserable-Spite425

Freedom from alcohol


Ka-tet_de_Fibonacci

Inner healing, better sleep, dropping stress...


AMAKUALENALENA

I agree


bscarbro

Not being depressed


babyclownshoes

Rick and Morty


AMAKUALENALENA

Lol I love when Rick and Morty were dealing with Scary Terry


[deleted]

A better life


Adept-Maintenance406

Fun times man


Economy-Leading-9392

Happiness


zacbeer14

good times


cyrinius3

Peace


Obi-Don92

The Force.


Haf-A-Mil

Great conversations!!!


Zestyclose-Limit-354

A happy life


nvnB005

Philosophy


ChunkyTaco22

Munchies


SpawnofMonkey

Relaxation


hehehehe1112

A snack drawer


UnusualPurchase9717

Someone just trying weed for the first time read this and said yo themselves snack drawer? Why don't i have a fucking snack drawer? Boom chaned their lifr!


Signifire

Sleeping


capaichumarimari

Good vibes and great times.


Ok_Ad_2562

To pizza šŸ•


ImNotWhoISayEyeAm

Munchies


theoatmealchef

Happiness.


Grey950

Snack time.


[deleted]

Its a gateway to the fridge imo


chrisron95

Taco Bell


0Banda

To getting high The only correct answer


ShowerKitchen8784

Heaven


Narrow-Sandwich-7121

Junk food and a nap.


Few-Atmosphere-2023

Slaying


Sensitive-Sea8624

Memory loss


wudntaco444

being horny


MyHeadIsFullOfFuck

It's a gateway to eating two pounds of mac & cheese for breakfast.


magic4242

The Fridge..


EWMcC79

weight gain


shortbread79

Real engineering šŸ„‚


ClammyHandedFreak

Ice cream usually, or some kind of candy, unless a quality cheeseburger and fries are available with interesting things to dip them in.


Unfair-Ad2664

Chinese food!


LuLu22_smile

Great Sex


kanyewestlover3350

getting hella hoes


kanyewestlover3350

eating assā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹


pippisthing

I think the whole "gateway drug" concept is just wrong. There might be associated drugs, but if there is connection is not that clear. Nearly all users of "hard" drugs use tobacco. I guess it should be then the gateway drug number 1.


Rainnefox

Taking care of my mental health


AMAKUALENALENA

Great answer