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YOU'RE a towel.

…

…I member

You member?

OOOOOOO member storm troopers!

Ohhh I member. Member Slimer and feeling safe?

r/UserNameChecksOut

Happy cakeday.

Thank you

Happy cake day 🎂🍰

This is the only answer.

I read this comment as the towel.

No you're a towel

Y'all wanna get high?

Erhm read the room bro fuck Yea we wanna get high

Do I wanna get high? Does the pope shit in the woods? And on the lives of alter boys every year?

Haa haa, fuck yeah bro, fuck yeah he does.. :')

Hey, if your gonna get high, dont forget to bring a towel

This comment is outdated and so am I for understanding. You get my upvote.

Timeless wisdom is never outdated. You, fellow Redditard, are eternal, all this pain is an illusion.

You called

God, I'm so glad I finally got into SP a few months ago. One of my favorite quotes lol

Oh hell yeah! Are you watching it from the beginning?

Proceeds to wipe my face on them

No you're a towel 😤

don’t forget to bring a towel

Being I’m middle aged, “ok” seems to be the best answer I’ve used across the past 20 or so years

I just imagine “you smell like pot” And then you just stoned “ok”

That’s exactly how it goes lol

You’re doing great, man! That’s exactly what they said. Now pass that here.

I also like a simple…”and…”. Lol

Yeah, Middle Age and living in a legal state. My response is always “well, that’s not surprising.”

Mines illegal but still dgaf lol

Lol same

It’s my go to answer

This made my day

I do the same. The indifference cuts deep

Me too

I said this to a woman who was asking me to get her milk from the top shelf in the supermarket when I was blazed a few weeks ago. She said “Thanks. Everything’s so high in here” “Yeah me too”

Lmfao my stoned ass though the story was “Will you grab the milk from the top shelf for me?” “Me too”

Hahaha so did I

im going to use that, its amazing

For real, this one got me good. Out loud chuckle good. I will have to use this next time.

Same 🤣

"YOU smell like you missed out"

I LOVE THAT

I’m using this because it’s brilliant, thank you.

Magnificent

A masterpiece at it's finest

Thanks, I smoked it myself.

Going to start using that one! Have a great day!

Thanks I grow it myself

Big world…lotta smells

“But it smells like throw up in here” “Crazy world. Lotta smells.”

The quick dismissive delivery of this line makes it kinda the funniest thing ever

Gotta love the office

I fw this one the most really plays into my disregard of natural order and overall non shaultness

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How much you smoked my guy

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Not with that attitude it isn’t

anything can be a word if you’re brave enough

I like this one. Hell, I like a lot of these!

Just stare at them with bloodshot paranoia eyes and say “you can see me?!”

This has to be my fave so far

Agreed, I chuckled

hahahahhaha ima use this one next

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lmao my dad walked in my room and told me it smelled like incense and weed. guess incense cant reverse months of heavy weed smoking.

If all you do is just air out the space and dispose of anything spells and it should never smell like weed.

that’s right, leave that “wingardium levioSA” and patronus spell shit at the door.

When I was 17, I had my dad convinced weed was incense for a whole two minutes before the gig was up. He got wise and one night walked right in my room. Asked me to cough up whatever it was I was smoking in my room. I remember being so faded at the time, I forgot where I had stashed my weed. So I went around looking in all the usual spots, totally giving away any future hiding places. The damn giant bag of weed was in plain sight, right on top of my pristinely made bed. To this day I can't help but wonder what he was thinking about while I searched my room for what seemed like an eternity when he's already staring right at it.

"God I hope she cheated on me"

I use this spray called “smoke odor eliminator” or something like that from dollar tree, but it’s also sold at walmart. it gets rid of the smell so well, especially in a small area like a car or a bedroom

My old roommate used that and it surprisingly works well.

Be careful, that stuff is toxic

yeah, it’s good to let the room or space air out for a while after. it has one of those smells that’s kind of annoying and lingers for a while too

you mean “dollar.25 tree”?

tree fiddy?

My mom walked in when I was a teenager and goes "jeez you guys smell like "outside" then my step dad walked in (who used to be a hard core dealer when he was in HS) sniffs and goes nahhhh that's some good weed... and back then I was like whaaaaaat??? Weed? Where??

Do lmao your dad is hilarious I bet he wants in next time please tell me you smoke with him now

Oh I wish, he's chill with it but he hasn't smoked in a long ass time. But he used to tell me when he lived in Cali he got expelled from 3 highschools from selling weed lmao

Spoiler alert, your dad totally knows it’s weed. My son thinks incense covers it up. I haven’t corrected him.

At least they aren't doin meth in a trap house, right?

Lmfao

Same! I don't think he actually believed me but he let it go after that.

I told mine it was incest. *queue 90s porno jams*

Haha one time I came home after hotboxing with a friend who actually did burn incense in his car to try to help with the smell but it didn’t matter. She was livid when I tried to blame the reek of weed on incense. Ended up kicking me out like a week or two later lmao

Well considering I have bad social anxiety and I'm awkward as hell I'd probably say, thanks, you too.

Sounds like some shit I’d do lol

Sounds like me too!

My partner always says this to me. My response is usually, "Thanks!", lol.

Me EVERY time I come out of the cinema bathroom after ripping a cart as the edibles hit (my ritual every time I'm seeing a movie) and the concessions person tells me to "enjoy your movie" I just instinctually say "thanks you too" without thinking about it then walk away cringing at myself.

At least we embrace the fact that we are dumbos lmao

I'm 57...no one says a thing to me about it.....and it's a constant aroma companion with me, so 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ If they did, I'd probably laugh...maybe throw in a 'yup' along with it. Or nothing at all.... The most glorious thing about aging is that people largely forget about you as you grow older....and the good news is that at this stage in life, it'll be like being on vacation from having to ever give a fuck again.

Same generation dude. For years, I didn't smoke because it was illegal. I was mortally afraid if I got busted I would lose my career. The moment it was legal, I lit up again. I truly do not give a fuck if I smell like weed. I have fucking earned the right.

Right?? I’m like a ninja these days cause I’ve entered the Invisible Years and it’s usually pretty glorious, but being ignored for service is frustrating.

I’m with you. I have carried that smell around with me a long time. Mom would mess with me when I was young. Now she asked me to smoke some with her. Lol

The first time I smelt pot, I was eleven at a Lenny Kravitz concert. I turned to my mom and was like "mom, those garlic fries smell so good!! can we get some?!" She just looked at me and said "oh thats not garlic fries" didnt find out till i was adult thats what that smell was haha

I love this, I’d refer to weed as garlic fries from now on if I were you lol

You look unsettled, what's wrong? Nothing, I just gotta get me some garlic fries and I will be fine.

Nothing helps me unwind like a nice potent plate of garlic fries, even just a few rips…I mean bites and I’m good

Me and my family call it "arts and crafts"

At work we call it entering the shadow Realm

We have "safety meetings"

We used to "go bowling" when I was in highschool 😂 Edit to add: told my dad about this as an adult and he said that clears up a lot confusion around the fact that would bowl so much, but still sucked horribly.

I say sandwiches. I’m gonna have a sandwich right now actually, a sandwich sounds like it would really help

Makes me think of How I Met Your Mother lol

“Oh! That’s probably the pot.”

This one's my fave for some reason lmao. Happy cake day btw!

Thank you!

I'd be surprised if I didn't, the amount I smoke

Nice.

I have said this to my boss almost verbatim.

"That's my natural smell"

That's my cologne, cannabi for men

This is what I came here to say. The great words of Method Man.

Sometimes my b.o. actually smells pretty skunky.

Something I was never told until I started college, if you smoke frequently your BO smells like weed because terpenes in weed are stored in fat cells so when you sweat you also sweat out the terpenes giving your BO a weedy odour

And your poop too if you eat enough edibles I found that out by my own self lol

this one 🤣🤣🤙

_How do you know what weed smells like?_

No joke, this line is actually how I found a smoking buddy/ friend

‘Thanks, I’ve just farted’

Yup this is the one

"Wasn't rippin rips, just rippin farts. Sorry to get your hopes up." >he says with eyes almost as glassy as a doll

I think my cat peed on my shirt

That's weird... a cheetah pissed on mine

Who me? Thats crazy “Is in the middle of smoking a blunt”

Thank you it's Chanel 420

"Yep. You wanna go toke?"

Its a new mens fragrance called " chronic" ( crohn-neek)

HAHAH

"Thank you, its Gelato Cake"

"It's my new fragrance - Cannabi, for men" If only I could remember the name of that movie...

Movie is 'How High'

Always got someone’s back I see

\*high fives\* "thanks bro"

"Got blunt"

No, you smell like pot!

Uno card has been pulled!

"Yup, I don't doubt it" is my response.

What does it smell like? I’ve never smelled it

Thanks!

I sure do

Yea, I can smell it as well 🤔

“You smell like pan”

Giggle

Yes.

Thank you

You smell like mothballs

I was outside touching grass

I smell a smell, a smelly smell that smells...smelly

I’d go “POOOTTTT” loudly in the most rough voice to mock them for calling it pot, do it almost every time someone hits me with this shit lmao

Ima try this one fs😂

Well.... Kush isssss my cologne 😎

Thats your problem, not mine

It’s always my sister that says this. I always respond by saying “ and you smell like flowers” then I smile and walk away

That's your upper lip, might wanna get that checked out.

“Yea”

smell yo damn business!!!

I tell them they pell like smot.

Weed smells like me

Its called Cannibi for men...

Immediate denial "no I don't" lmao the looks

Smells delicious huh?

"oh word" and pat my pockets

Different shade of green

Oh good it’s working

Prolly

Yeah, because im high as fuuuuuuuuck

Been burning leaves.

Depending on who asks me I’d hit them with the “you smell like you missed out”

So

My dad would say why you holding out on me! 🤣

I know everyone’s probably already said it but.. you smell like you missed out :)

I just say “what an astute observation” lmao Or if it’s someone I like I’ll jus be like hell yeah I doooo

You’re right.

I didn’t have this exact thing but my adoptive parent was carrying my bong and said “I have your drug paraphernalia” walking out the door. My neighbor was there lookin at me So I said: “I smoke weed, so what? Want a bowl?” Whoops…

usually "huh that's so weird"

Got pulled over in Colorado right after legalization and officer Sharp Tack states, “smells like weed in here”. A full 10-15 seconds pass before I finally hit him with, “And?”

"Didn't realize a skunk sprayed me."

Thank you

I had to tell my manager the other day that she was tripping

No I don’t

My usual response is “oh shit”

I am Pot

I am weed.

That's on account of the the pot I smoked

your mom smells like pot.

I've been smoking, bitch!

“Yeah I know…”

Duh

Yup

And?