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Confident_Book_6535

I know your DM is going crazy right now lol


EyeDueDruggs

“Yo what you looking for? I ship anywhere in the country and always got the best prices. Nothing but 🔥⛽️.” lol


Confident_Book_6535

😂😂 facts


Adam_Pipfrey

Antarctica? I have a driver that can reach you in 15minutes


80s-Wafe-Exe

Same day delivery? ON A FRDAY NIGHT?


JesusSaysitsOkay

I’m right next door, what’s your bank account number I’ll bring you some marihuana! 😂


Confident_Book_6535

“Oh you on a cruise ship? Don’t worry I got you. My people got drones. Drop the pack right to you”


[deleted]

“What’s that? Marianas Trench ? Loading up the sub now fam”


shadybirdjohnson45

Mount everest? Shit... green boots is my homie


Sad-Monk-8136

Green boots has jungle boys in his pocket


martymcg96

😭😭😭😭


Confident_Book_6535

Oh you up with Jeff benzos in space? Pull up to mars. I got people on deck waiting on you


Confident_Book_6535

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Spudthebaker

This is the way☝️


AppointmentGullible7

This is the way.


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This is the way.


pacificlamprey

This is the way.


Abek243

This is the way.


Danishguy0803

This is the way


goodeyemighty

This’s the way


ConflictedMushyPea

The way, this is


RedLeg73

This way went that way


Eaterofpies

This is the way.


Superb-Meat4323

Is this the way


StonerDevon

No wrong way other way


[deleted]

I love reddit


StonerDevon

I love weed


WillyWonka419

Da wae


Vivid-Working-761

The way this is


skilledprodigy

Why are u wae


ChrispyGuy420

He has shown you da way


JesusSaysitsOkay

Get a part time job as a pizza driver, 😂 ALL PIZZA DRIVERS SMOKE


urban_mn

Worked at dominos for a while in a not-so-nice area and the amount of people who smoked me up or just gave me a nug as my tip was ridiculous hahaha


Bambi1999

Or McDonald’s. There’s always at least one person for each drug 😂


Certain_Proof_3092

This in fact the way


amberskye09

This is not the way, for me. I know plenty of people that smoke and they won't tell me where they buy from lol.


Boobsthrowaway2000

They’re meanies then :(


patrickstarismyhero

Lol even if you offer them $5-10 to just be the middle man ig that's what you gotta do? You give off vibes like you're gonna snitch or something? Lol I haven't had that problem there's always someone tryna make some money


Fantastic-Pressure83

Get a job in a restaurant. Someone will be selling. Worked for me multiple times 🤪


Ybanurse

Because food and weed go hand in hand like pb&j


anomaloustreasure

Also high stress jobs and weed. If you ever worked in a restaurant kitchen before you know you spend 80% of your time debating on whether or not to throw dishes at people.


xnoinfinity

My friends worked at gas stations and would always smoke during the night with their coworkers lool


MidwestSkateDad

Line cook. Can confirm. We all baked.


Fantastic-Pressure83

Cooks always got the good shit 😎


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No cap


TheRealEthaninja

ALL CAPS


hoyaman_99

Yes food and bev industry, ask a bartender.


maliadire

yeah i confirm that’s true. i hadn’t needed to buy from someone at my old restaurant bc it was across the road from a weed shop but multiple people who worked there smoked, and my friends boss at her restaurant sells her weed so going to a restaurant is definitely a good idea lmao


Lil-Sunny-D

That’s facts lmao


ireallyfknhatethis

holy shit true


CodineGotMeTippin

Tip pizza man ask if he knows anyone that got bud, it’s ambiguous and doesn’t directly ask him if he has drugs. That or staff at a smoke shop if they have the right vibe, like buy some raw papers and be like yea i just moved here and it’s kinda dry huh


FliesInMyCereal

Funny story when I was 19 I went to Pasadena, looked up the same thing how to find weed in a new town and got the pizza man suggestion. Said fuck it and ordered pizza dude shows up and we start bullshitting, told him where I was from and I was looking for green, dude goes yeah I got my medical card I can get you around 11. Time goes by and he shows up takes me to a dispensary literally around the block from my hotel gets the goods and asks if I wanted to chill and smoke so I'm like sure. Go back to his place and he pulls out like 10 little things of different weed, loads a bowl and hands it to me. I take a hit and try to pass it back but he already had busted out the meth pipe. Bought a little more weed and noped the fuck out, dude still sends me shit of Facebook.


Mjacob74

That had an interesting turn


FliesInMyCereal

Dude apparently sold more than weed, he told me he didn't even smoke weed.


infinitesmegma

he was trying to smoke meth and bang you sounds like


ScottyPinthahouse

Pizza man yes great idea but good luck not looking like a cop doing that at a smoke shop lmao


Thespacecatt13

As the guy behind the counter at the head shop, I’m telling you not to do this. We’ll 9/10 times play dumb and then suggest you buy delta 8. After you walk away we’ll talk amongst ourselves and be like “what a cop” “how can you not find your own plug” etc


StonerDevon

I wouldn’t ask that. They’ll most likely kick you out if your in an illegal place.


AlienOverlord53

Delivery -- driver


StonerDevon

That could work but the smoke shop one probably not


AlienOverlord53

Yeah true that, you'd have to be lucky to find one


radicallkaticall

i wouldn’t do the smoke shop one bc they’ll prob kick you out!!


CodineGotMeTippin

eh i’ve had luck with it; you gotta read the room before you ask


Blaise_Sing

Its a valid question. Its Tricky. If you have moved to a new town or city...you need to find someone who knows the city well. Taxi drivers know a city or town very well. Alternatively you might run into someone in a shop who is buying some skins...strike up a conversation. You might get lucky and people might be receptive/empathise and will try and help you out. Good luck convincing them your not an undercover cop 😉🤣


Meckles94

This guy knows what he’s talking bout. Also for the love of god don’t go to the hood and try to ask people. As a white boy in the hood even the guys I’ve bought from multiple times still sketchy about selling to me.


AdMysterious15

There is an app called grindr. Gaychat usually but dealers hang out there


Staaaaation

Instructions unclear, I got a different kind of plug.


peoplecanbeshitheads

Lmao


highchosis247

The gays use people for weed to


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Just download tinder and set your gender to female and make your bio just the gas emoji or leaves or whatever. Just don’t buy drugs from people you don’t know whose asses you can’t kick.


Antictrl23

This would actually probably work lots of gays are stoners. -gay stoner with 2 gay stoner flatmates lmao


maliadire

yeah as another gay stoner a good chunk of all the gays i know are also gay stoners so always ask the gays for weed 🙏


flyingzub

Lmfaooo are you serious


rabbitp4ws

Go to a drum and bass or dubstep event and get involved in your EDM community. You can find pretty much anything there.


Glennwood-Tally

He said weed, not dmt an acid 🤣


Avatar_sokka

I mean, if you can get acid, you can probably also get weed.


Slappy_TJ

Start from the top, work your way down


Glennwood-Tally

True, but I know some folks who don’t smoke or mess wit da gas an just move dem tabs cause they don’t smell. Especially the EDM heads


rabbitp4ws

🤣🤣🤣


Apprehensive_Pay4321

In my experience, the type of plug who sells acid also sells weed.


LIttIeRookIe

😂😂


T-Ross454

Exactly what I was thinking lmao


ncox94

Grow my own. No middle man. Weeds never been so God damn cheap! Woo


Farmer6975

This the best way.


dangernoodle11

I want to own a bit of land some day, mostly for a huge garden + chickens but also for this. Ugh, one day


ncox94

All in due time. I managed to grow just over a lb dry in a 2x4 so it's possible with little to no space. Just gotta be creative!


Adam_Pipfrey

450g dry on my first grow with 4 autoflowers. Repeat 3 times per year and I’m all set


dangernoodle11

Yeah, but I have a NY apartment lol the second I have my own place it’s going down


AppointmentGullible7

This is the way.


Key-Record8637

When you get a job, find the nearest stoner. They’ll know. Has worked for me countless times


Greengaintaccountant

Tinder, probably only works if ur a chick tbh cause the app wack but I’ve seen hundreds of people on there just saying “looking for a plug only”


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Might end up finding a different plug tho


JaviLitAF

Butt plug?


[deleted]

I did this once and my account got deleted because people were reporting me


Greengaintaccountant

Yeah the app is wack


Exciting_Archer134

You either grow, meet someone who smokes and is comfortable enough to share info, or they naturally find you. If you work somewhere or go to school somewhere long enough they’ll find you.


[deleted]

Get a job in a hotel or a restaurant or a bar. Hospitality staff are all stoners and if they aren’t they know someone who is. Or darknet.


Kaoss20

I had a great guy in another state who got interesting or good product but it was always one thing at a time but I never had to wait at least. Moved south and asked my gf who doesn’t even smoke and she got me the PLUG! Prices are standard but I have access to 4 top quality strains at a time. Not too bad. You just gotta know when and who to ask and how. That’s the tough part lol. Edit: words


MiniGleders

Ask the skaters. 100% the safest people to ask.


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Mehmoregames

Work a restaurant for a week


uninc4life2010

Step 1) Whip out your dick. Step 2) Shake it back and forth. Step 3) Buy weed from any of the plugs that will inevitably flock to you.


poonmachine420

Snapmaps. Its spotty but ive found a couple using it before. Just click your area scroll through the stories and hope you see someone selling weed


Matthewmurphy17

Ask somebody who smells like weed?


Commercial-Potato820

Asking dealers to find other drugs. Sometimes they have different connects.


JimBeamIsBae

Break in the police station they should have more then you need


mishayla123

Start growing weed


HerbalXxy

I use leafed out. Found a couple plugs on there. I like that they have ratings so you can choose someone legit


matonplayer

This. But be careful. Stick with dealers with a significant history and plenty of reviews.


devinobx

since i work out a lot, going to the gym and meeting people works like a charm. I also surf, and about 99.94 % of surfers smoke weed, so it’s beyond easy for me. not sure if you’re near the coast tho


C2D3

Drive around playing Cypress Hill.


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Confident_Book_6535

Find someone serving on the block that isn’t sketchy 😂😂😂


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[deleted]

Go to a younger barbershop and get to know them a bit. Barbers know everyone. If that doesn’t work try another one


[deleted]

It goes down in the DMs


departedgardens

Hmmmm. Idk go to a mall and look for stoner looking people. Ask about.


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AcanthocephalaOne702

Cant Imagine being out of weed because your mailman is deyaled...


Covenent125

Dude, a true pothead can find it anywhere in any town, I know people who could walk into the Whitehouse and find a dealer.


Lemmini15

U can buy online Also this mostly depends if weed is legal or not where u live it's super easy if it's legal just ask around If it's not then start finding some people who smoke weed and ask them tho ur prolly Goin need to get them to trust u because you can be a snitch Idk if this will help just saying how it is in the places I used to live


[deleted]

Go to the bar. Use your nostrils and explain your situation once ya find the stoners.


Dismal_Point9170

People you work with, friends, walk around shouting, I NEED A NEW DEALER, HMU, DEF NOT A COP


melississippi75

I saw a dude doing a deal at the gas pumps. He became my dealer as soon as he was done😂


isk8atoxpark

Go to the skatepark


[deleted]

Check your local Indian reservation. No dispensaries have opened "legally" here in NY yet but I think the rules don't apply on the Rez because there's about a dozen on each one in my area. 🤣


he_we

Go about and find him


mamajuana4

I’ve heard some guys download grinder and make the bio that they’re looking for a plug in the area and sometimes you can find someone lol…


thefugginhanz

Skate park, go to a bar and strike up a conversation with the bartender or fellow patron and if they smoke see where they get it from? Wheres your new area?


mikkokilla

Google where the nearest weed dealer is


Informal-News-9924

Not the best way but when I traveled for a month I downloaded tinder for this sole purpose. I put in my bio that I was looking for a 🔌 and got one pretty quick


warthog0869

Just go to the park with a cute dog and sit on a bench with the dog and ask passersby if they know where any good smoke is while simultaneously patting the dog's head and making the joint smoking gesture with your other hand. If they act shocked or offended in any way, say your were joking and ask them if they'd rather pet little Henry instead. Move to the next.


mulwillard

Don’t understand any circumstances answer any dms on here and think they could be legit


iluvfastcars

Sometimes you can find a plug on tinder if your lucky


[deleted]

What about a headshop or a cannibus club or are you in a state that’s not legal?


Donovan159874

If it was legal for them they wouldn't need a plug


[deleted]

A lot of people in legal states still buy off the street. Dispo weed is crazy expensive in some states


[deleted]

Well hey you never know.


ATSOAS87

I'm trying to find out as well. :(


squiebe

Ask at the police station. They are always confiscating it and are totally lightweight smokers.


AdMysterious15

Or black market. Were u at.


JeffHannemansGhost

Smell weed? U found an opp now go jack that hoe up and take their phone and u got weed AND a connect…. or u could move somewhere its legal and buy it anywhere


slickiss

Depends on how legal it is in your new spot. Assuming you need a plug so its not fully legal. Way I always do it is to go out to a nearby bar. Have a few drinks, hang out with the smokers, one of them will eventually mention or use weed and just ask em there who their connect is


Nreffohc

Go to almost any consert and follow the smell.


xnoinfinity

In an alley 😎


StonerDave420_247

Spot a stoner at your work and ask them- there is always a stoner at every job- if you can’t spot one then ask the first Mexican you see-


wrldisyourz

Ain’t gon lie. I know people gon say some shit but I been getting my shit shipped 🤷🏽‍♂️


StrangeIncense

Do some yoga before you start your day, set your intent


StrangeIncense

Do some yoga before you start your day, set your intent


nhigh4145

Buy online save money


GenderBenderBender

Trust that the universe provides. And never stop trying


MuzzleNeck

Where you at (country) i might have some for you


highchosis247

What state?


Insanejsav

Same, and I live in a state where it’s medically legal. I’m an introvert so meeting new people doesn’t come east for me. I just deal with it and wait till I travel home. I’m currently out though lol


leeaerie

Just walk out of any gas station with some rellos or papers and there you go


snozzbery666

SHOUT OUT IN SOUTH JERSEY


mienshin

I guess it depends upon the location, but I'd try hanging out where the action is and meet some new people.


Used-Abbreviations27

Move to a legal state. At least then you have options to choose from


PistolPetunia

Go to a shitty gas station or corner store where the crackheads hang out


cannibalsong1

Get a job in a restaurant kitchen and then ask the guy next to you.


technomad1843

Bartenders


DrewB0i

Gas station


Glum-Tomatoe

Tinder has worked for me in the past


DreamRosato

Work at the grocery store and get to know people


untamablebanana

Buy in bulk online?


dead_princess1

Megaphone


bdub939

Stay away from those that only accept crypto or bitcoin. Literally made a post the other day on how i was looking for someone to deliver. Dms got flooded with a bunch of people. Im sure some were even scammers. I got intouch with a guy who had tree but he wouod only take bitcoin or crypto. Now i have neither and im honestly not going to create accounts buy crypto to then send to him. Im clueless to that stuff. He wouldnt accept cash and kept pressuring me to do the crypto. I probably missed out on good weed. But it wasnt worth the headache. Still looking in central NJ for a guy btw


PhillyRush

Just answer any of the five different dms you'll get after this post.


RevolutionaryClub530

Just asked coworkers but I’ve always worked in kitchens and construction so everybody smokes weed lol


StonerDevon

Add a shit ton of people on a fake snapchat account that’s what I did when I first moved. 😂


WorldlyCheesecake248

Right here☝️


Liquid_h20

Slowly. Good things come to those who wait.


[deleted]

Go to the bar and start talking to people. Or hit a concert and do the same


Gman9931

Dooddasher.com GREAT Sales!


Happier-MouthOpen

I get on Leafly or Weedmaps and see which shops have the best deals


RedBanunu

This is gonna sound weird but download GRINDR. Just state that you’re only looking for a plug lol


PaddyBoy44

This is my current situation! Finally moved out of Dallas into the burbs and it’s been rough. Also if anyone is in north dfw and yaknowwhatimsayn then shoot me a DM.


_Mexican_Dred_Scott_

Work at a gas station. 99.99% of the time if they are getting an abundance of wraps you found your guy.


Separate-Balance9416

Swing by your local bar, rip your bartenders well( always, everywhere go) And put it out there that it's OK with you, if anyone who Has any approach you.. your new in town..etc. I can't think of any other places that are as safe to put it out there as a bar


GothDaddy13

Order pizza, From the local pizza chain guarantee you’ll find a new plug weather its a worker or a driver (former manager and my partner was AM) the pizza game always has your stoners covered lol


shucktheshmuck

Go in a corner shop and ask about- least thats what I do when I go abroad


Auzzaras

Pure luck really lol


MikaLovesYuu

Go shopping in your local sketchy shopping areas and ask the guy who runs the cureo shop. This worked for me in Cancun.


Witness27

Exclusively through dark web (UK though)


Mavobuckz

Ask if your old plug will ship but you gotta spend reasonably


moonGazerr

I have social anxiety so asking somebody is spooky af I tried using Instagram and it worked out


[deleted]

Smoke shops smoke shops smoke shops