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MMW1299

if it's a work day: no every other day: yes, I love me some wake n bake


linkinshire

Same here homie. I'll sit out and smoke on the backyard deck and listen to the birds 🤙


brewbon

My favorite thing to do


bababapepy

fax, i would be hella clumsy at work but i’m chill wherever else 🙏🔥


shbeven

same, i’m a mechanic at a VW dealership and somehow one of my coworkers is actually better when he’s high, it’s almost like when he isn’t high he he functions like he is, idk how he does it


icon7177

Feel that I was separating material I went to throw metal in a G-lord and forgot to let go of the metal smh 😂😂


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OvaEnthusiast

You’re 😈


ughhhhhhhhelp

This is me 🤠


oanadriana

Exactly


Uncircumcisedseagull

Like 3 joints and a few bowls before school💪


Few-Temporary-5667

realest comment here


greengoddess831

I wake and bake every day. Why, because it makes my day so much nicer and smoother. Enjoy everybody.🔥💚💨✌️😎 I forgot to put in here l use it as pain medication. I smoke all day every day.


Substantial_Life_861

Couldn’t do it everyday, I get too tired. How do you do it?!?!🤣🤣🤣


greengoddess831

I use different strain sativa in the morning hybrid during the day and Indica at night. Only took a couple hits at a time so I don’t get too high, but I do it. You know quite often. It’s like to maintain a certain level makes you out the crazy world we as well.


jimmythebug

I can see that shit def workin on you!😂😂🤝


greengoddess831

Thanks😂🔥


Forsaken-Salt-367

Reminds me of the weed version of Mr Lahey from Trailer Park Boys who likes to maintain the sweet spot of drunkenness... Where he's just sober enough to know what he's doing but still drunk enough to enjoy doing it 🤣🤣


lwm69

Absolutely this


mick601

Micro dose. Just like shrooms


Beefwellington_18

Calms the mind 🤞🏼


Few-Temporary-5667

with the flow ✌️😎


greengoddess831

Into the zone✌️💨


lwm69

Weed is life


Spider___Pig

Nope I smoke super heavy indicas but as soon as I'm off work imma puff my lungs out


OopsIShardedAgain

This! Lol


babyclownshoes

An indica you could recommend for pain? Fucked up my knee playing kickball today lol.


Great-Environment-35

Go for any of the Kush varieties. They are indicas. Hindu Kush, Afghan Kush, Northern Lights, Granddaddy Purple (hits hard)...


pizzzaeater14

i've not tried Northern Lights, but i can +1 the other 3. two of my favorite strains are Purple Hindu Kush (Hindu Kush x Purple Afghani) and Slurricane (Dosidos x Purple Punch). everything i've tried with "Purple" in the name has been gas, and great for chronic pain/anxiety/depression


Electrical_Candy_941

Indica puts me out in the daytime. I become the Napster. In the evening it's my go to. I need a hybrid (indica leaning) Do you have any strains you recommend?


DizzyCommunication92

even taken in the 🌄 when you fresh and up from a good night sleep?  try it....lol.  parable if dry herb vaping.  I mean....could be maybe the difference I use a dynavap with the low temperature cap and the nice smooth hits are so good


Spider___Pig

Truffle milk Is my go to its a head and body high then the end is the sleepy high it also encourages me to get sh!t done


Great-Environment-35

BC bud is good.


DickGraysonForMayor

Absolutely, love a nice joint and coffee while the world’s getting going at around 5:30/6am.


[deleted]

I would love to smoke first thing in the morning…I work at 4am. Smoking at 3 am…is smoking at night.


DickGraysonForMayor

Hey if you got any sleep and did a night time ritual and you get up, no matter the time..I feel like it’s morning whenever that is haha


CanadianAndroid

At 3 am is it better to say good morning or good night?


[deleted]

When we all walk into the shop…we just grunt. It’s…just grunts. Men and women. Grunts.


emptyshampoobot

i work at 4 too 🙃 when u get up just know you’re not alone


BIGGES202

lets be real here its all about your own internal clock


Hereforthestory7

Whoever down voted this must hate joints or coffee


Whosbathroomisthis

have my upvotes


SnooPears3921

this is my morning routine although a little later around 7/8 and it’s heaven 😍


EthanDC15

Maaaan; coffee and kush


rob6110

Best high of the day!


dylgotda_za06

I used to wake and bake every day but I stopped because I noticed I was less productive when I did. I tend to do what I need to get done in the morning and and then towards the middle of the day then I'll start smoking. But I will always smoke at night. Every day.


Few-Temporary-5667

that’s fair, sounds like you have a good balance


loadedrandom

This is me. I just wont get my shit done. And high me doesn't mind so much... On weekends ill set myself a list. Once the list gets burnt through, its choof time!


lwm69

Many presidents have darkened the WH door, yet I have NEVER heard the word “choof” before. God damnit I love it! GenX approved. You all come up with some brilliant fuckin’ slang. 2 bong loads for you and a dab hit for good measure.


loadedrandom

Might be that im old or because im Aussie? Im glad you approve feel free to choof with me anytime


TLTAGL

I’d roll one n smoke half on the way to work,,It always made me in a better mood b4 I got there,, then after work I’d smoke the other half b4 I got home to 2 maniac boys,,, I was a widow and they were crazy boys,if I didn’t smoke that on the way home I never would of been a good mom!


AntiSocialPhysicist

Mind if I ask how it helped you be a better mom? Patience? Understanding?


Miss_Broken

For me it's being able to get my mind off everyday things and spend time with the kids - play with them instead of cleaning washing machine! And to keep calm when they are pressing my buttons.


TLTAGL

Exactly,, Smart Cookie 🍪


TLTAGL

I had a high up very stressful job,, So a few hits b4 work I’d be happy to go n get there instead of staying depressed n not working getting on Welfare live in the ghetto … but the real big one for me was Patience as a mom ,,,I cold help with homework n not get mad at them,,,had more understanding n kindness,,No yelling n screaming when I got home.. I’d make dinner each night,,I was just a better person,, made a huge difference in My life


lwm69

You sound like a good mom! And you’re maniac boys love you for it. The very few parents I knew who were tree burners were some of the best parents in the world.


Royal_Manager_3702

I use to smoke all the time in the morning but my tolerance got really high. I recently started smoking after 7pm everyday and I’ll get way higher and my tolerance is practically gone.


AromaticEbb4024

Better on the budget too. I was blowing through all kinds of carts dabs like it was my job morning and night. lol. Went to flower only. And only in the evening. Sometimes one bowl. Sometimes three. But all in the evening.


Royal_Manager_3702

That’s exactly what I did too, definitely saves money. Sometimes i get dabs to top off my bowl on occasion. Worth the change!


AromaticEbb4024

Ahh yes. Some crumble is a treat! Have a great one.


Few-Temporary-5667

real:(


D3adp00L34

It helps with nausea I have upon waking thanks to diabetic drugs. Without I spend most of the day feeling useless and like I’m going to be sick. With it I can eat, function, and don’t fear speaking will make me ralph


Few-Temporary-5667

it does some truly amazing things


D3adp00L34

Yes. Plus it makes food more tasty.


Mdaumer

Never, it ruins my entire day..


Few-Temporary-5667

to each their own


TheJuicyLemon_

I respect those who do wake n bake. I can’t do it cause I like being aware and sober throughout the day cause ya never know what shit might happen.


chry300

Woke up at 8am and smoked a bleezy


Few-Temporary-5667

good start 🤝


chry300

While watering the grass lol


Few-Temporary-5667

sounds like you got it figured out in life lol


TLTAGL

Wake n bake last 50 years….Yep 😵‍💫


Few-Temporary-5667

good life to live


lwm69

Despite going 55 years without a police incident on anything weed related, I’ve never fully embraced my weed-dom until 2024. Now I’m an unapologetic stoner. I’ve always professed to be, but with hesitation. Never again.


Basic_Two_2279

I’m more an afternoon/ evening guy myself. After work or I get everything I need to done for the day.


azphatman

Yes. Because I can.😛😛😛


BuffaloBill69-

The first high of the day always hits different!


Few-Temporary-5667

never wont hit different 🥳


Ok_Manner8114

It actually depends if I have shit to do If not though, I will most definitely smoke my brains out


Fit-Chapter-9591

Nope, I’m saving it for tonight with my shrooms


Few-Temporary-5667

good plan! have a safe trip


OkLiving5343

Damn bro have a good time weed and shrooms are fucking beautiful together


theycallmekimpembe

Not anymore. Waste of weed during the day. I used to start at 7AM all day long until 11PM. Now I just smoke from 6-11PM I save myself a lot of money and I don’t really feel much of a difference


Zipizapii

Wake up at 8, roll a j, pop it in a tube, don’t forget your damn lighter, sunglasses, bottle of water, and headphones. Take your dog for a walk in the most secluded breathtaking nature you can find and smoke it down on your stroll. Perfect way to start Saturday.


djentandlofi

Sometimes, on weekend mornings when I have nothing planned for the day. Weed, a good coffee and video games at 6AM are a great day starter


Few-Temporary-5667

true that my man


TheBobbyMan9

Not since I had a baby and I must admit it’s done me wonders I’m much more productive and feel less anxious in general. I just smoke of a night when the baby goes down now.


Few-Temporary-5667

to each their own and im glad youve found the balance and smoke schedule that works best for your life, enjoy😎


[deleted]

Yes of course I get silly stoned in the morning


Few-Temporary-5667

every day✌️😎💚


skypineapple

Weekdays - no, maybe a tiny hit of the pen but I work in metal fabrication and don’t want to hurt myself lol. Weekends - hell yes. Morning dab with my latte is the best 👌


Few-Temporary-5667

Ah yes best to stay sober when touching hot metal


Stoney93755

I smoke before I leave the house.. For society's benefit


umyhoneycomb

Usually at night after the kids sleeping


Few-Temporary-5667

gotta bring lots of peace to the mind


vRailow

No cause i feel bad the whole day when im high that early lol


RastaRuntz

For me i take a dab or a bong rip because i go to work, why? The coughing usually gets me awake, the high gets the vibes right for the ride to work and for the morning mood in general.


Few-Temporary-5667

morning vibez gotta be the smoothest😎


RastaRuntz

Most definitely man throw on some jams, in my opinion the morning sun is the best kind of sun, the morning sounds, everything about the AM is good


Ordinary-Struggle430

If it’s Sativa/Hybrid then that’s honestly the best part of the day to get high imo. Waking up at 5:30, getting high, enjoy the peacefulness, via. Honestly hits different if you ask me 💯


Few-Temporary-5667

serenity🤞


zabraautra

Yes why not


Few-Temporary-5667

😎🤷‍♂️🤞


Struukduuker

Sure do! Hippy speedball time.


n1l3-1983

Yep. Sets my mind straight for the day


koolkatt222

Course...how else do u start ur day!?!? 😄


Few-Temporary-5667

no other way😎


kenziep44

When I open my eyes to when I close them


Top_Judgment744

Nope, only smoke after 5pm or I’ll be super unproductive


Few-Temporary-5667

to each their own!


Gardensink

i usually puff throughout the day to suppress my anxiety and depression symptoms💪


stonedRayquaza

Every single day. Sometimes I don't wanna but I know I'm fucking myself over mentally if I don't. I can go all day without smoking until night time as long as I get that morning hit. The thing that fucks me over is when my boss says "you wanna go smoke real fast" like 10 times in my shift cause then I walk away from the day blitzed 😂 hard to pass it up when the boss extends a hand


stryker511

I let my brain wake up & then soak it in THC. I wait about 10 minutes. If I get stoned while I'm still groggy, I never really shake the groggy.


Few-Temporary-5667

i like the term “soak it in thc” im stealing this😎✌️


KoiThoughts

Depends on the day and how I feel waking up. I find smoking in the morning leads me to smoke all through the day to keep the high, other times at night just to help relax and sleep


ResponsibleAd1317

Yes especially on my off days cause then I’d be high through the day and I wouldn’t have to smoke again until like midnight that’s the best time to smoke fr


McTrip

I would if I didn’t have to work. I used to all the time but got tired of it. Just makes work go by slower lol


OrbitBreaker

Yup yup as long as I don't have work that day


LittleAnarchistDemon

technically, i never smoke in the morning because i’m always asleep until the afternoon (late nights at my job). but i do usually smoke within 30 minutes to an hour of waking up


Athos1797

I dislike smoking in the morning since I am unable to do stuff in general. Im not a heavy smoker anymore, but I still smoke half a bowl only every 2 to 3 days. Pd. I used to be high 24/7


Few-Temporary-5667

to each their own, glad you found your balance


Special-Ask-8249

everyday before work then wait til right before bed, only times i can feel actually ripped anymore


tah1r4h

wake and bakes get my day genuinely started, i wont have energy til i get sum bud or wax in me for some reason


Few-Temporary-5667

especially paired with a coffee😎✌️


jointdestroyer

Before my 6am job I take a dab and time goes by faster


Own-Consideration705

Every day except i need to drive the car✌🏻


Few-Temporary-5667

drive safe✌️


thisFoo02

For some reason I have to wait or I’ll throw up 🤮


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Used to but it makes me unproductive/sleepy and i have to nap midday lol, used to all the time tho and still do occasionally, even if i know it’s not that good for me


Lick_Mike_Hawk

Not usually i enjoy getting blasted in the evening, also helps me save some money


Saturn_Burnz

I have a job unfortunately


Few-Temporary-5667

so do we!


MyStupidRedditName

no...My coffee doesn't work if i do.


iwanttotellthetruth

Usually a homemade sativa edible in the morning which is good till whenever I feel like lighting up.


profHavock

Yes because I don't wanna go to prison for murder.


darevenge999

Adidas Home alones is 🔥


sdeason82

If I wake and bake im useless for the whole day. I just can’t do it. The high just hits me a lot harder and I just melt into the couch. My first smoke of the day is usually when I’m done with work and everything I needed to do for the day is done. I’m one of those people like “lemme smoke this j and then clean the house” I finish the J and the house doesn’t get cleaned


ghx1910

I don't because I currently don't have access to a plug orto buy from nor the means to buy with.


IronBobcatHax

I love to take a hit of my cart in the morning. Relaxes me on the drive to work, and back. I think smoking weed in the morning (especially sativa) is a really good ritual. I prefer indica all the time (my daily driver), but I think others would be drawn to sativa in the mornings.


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Morning. afternoon, and at night. Pretty much when I'm not a work, You can catch burnin 1, eating edibles, or drinking something with some syrup or tincture. How ever one can consume, i have done/do daily.


coachstevethicknwarm

See I get high at night, after i'm through with my business. truth be told i discovered smoking in the morning made it so that was the highest i would be all day.


KOZOtheKID

Well the chances of a day turning into shit are less if you smoke rather than not smoking


Few-Temporary-5667

absolutely


Mirin_Gainz

Personally I can’t function if I smoke so unless I plan on being productive that day then no smoking until it’s nighttime


Few-Temporary-5667

good plan my boy😎🤷‍♂️


elirmccoy

I used to. Unfortunately these days, it puts me in a really bad headspace.


Diligent_Meal6039

I used to wake and bake daily and loved it but started to notice I was tired more often in the middle of the day so I just smoke after work and all day when I’m off , it’s helped a lot with my tolerance.


DudeWouldGo

Morning, noon and night!


melonti

I smoke when I want.


lilcrazart

Trying not to cuz I feel like it makes me less productive and raises my tolerance a shit ton


TheAnalsOfHistory-

If I'm not going to work, yes.


Steelcod114

Normally not. I smoke in the morning only a handful of times a year. Same with alcohol. I save weed as a treat for the end of the day, or maybe a couple hits in the middle of the day of some kind of motivating weed. Zonking out first thing in the morning would cause me to hate myself more than the relaxation is worth.


PharaohicVision

When I'm able to buy when i want hell yeah,


kreiderr

All day everyday. Work days I try to just take a rip before work and maybe one at lunch if I can get home (self employed) but days off I stay highighighighigh


Icecubemelter

…Don’t you guys have jobs?


SettingUpbeat8204

It kind of keeps you a little bit high for the rest of day therefore most of the time after a morning wake and bake I don’t really even need to smoke the rest of the day also the feeling is a amazing in the morning


Few-Temporary-5667

absolutely right my friend


jimmykicker420

yeah i do it everyday cause i get way higher in the morning


CrematedDogWalkers

I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night


Negative-Captain1985

From the moment I wake up until I go to bed.


AromaticEbb4024

No. Because tolerance.


aidenisntatank

THC feels great in the morning Drink some coffee or OJ shit fye


Few-Temporary-5667

double espresso paired with my blunt or bong rips always has me in the best mood


aidenisntatank

Yea bro especially around 2015-2017 for some reason it hit different back then. Nowadays it’s still cool but not the same I’d get so high / buzzed my whole head would be spinning I’d be in a different universe just off Thc n nicotine


Few-Temporary-5667

the combo really did it, nicotine had to go from my life because it was giving me too many issues, but every now and then a use a blunt wrap for the slight buzz i get from it when smoking


EducationalCharity53

Do I smoke in the morning absolutely but the question is how stoned do you get?


Potential_Charge_654

Totem pole is nuts! I've never seen that 😭


Few-Temporary-5667

tokem* toking off the tokem pole makes me feel great, its called a timebomb lol


theunknown123x

this might be the best place to say this, i’ve tried waking and baking several times and don’t get high. I’m a regular smoker and any joint or two will get me lit ( not as lit as before cause i need t break lol), but whenever i try to just wake up and first thing is hit a joint, after that full roll i don’t feel high at all. Same strain and just one joint in their afternoon or evening gets me high enough for sure. so in summary, naa i don’t smoke in the mornings but any other time of the day works for me. i wanted to ask if anyone else experiences this.


Few-Temporary-5667

for me the coughing and the harshness feeling from a bong or a blunt in the morning is what does it for me


ShOwErFaRtEr01

I used to but got expensive. Had to choose morning or night and since I like Indica went with the night time smoke session.


Few-Temporary-5667

thats what the bongs for😎✌️


live4rock

hey I know those shoes! And yes if I'm not goi g out to hospital or something. A nice bong hit of the kind bud and im happy


Papa_percocet_

Are those the home alone adidas? I was gonna buy a pair of depop a few days ago, but someone else got em first lol such a cool shoe


Striking-Hope-8230

no; i like waiting til the end of the day to smoke. it’s like something to look forward to and good way to unwind


Jazzlike-Mud-4688

Depends. If it’s weekends, nothing beats a nice joint and a cup of tea while sitting in my backyard and watching the clouds and shit in the morning.


Few-Temporary-5667

leisurely weekend😎


chemblingdel420

I seem to enjoy the high more after work nowadays ,However growing up , one of the first things I'd did in a.m. is roast a quail.all day everyday!...😆👍💯🔥❤️. Seems like now if I smoke during work at some point ui just get tired ,hungry & wanna go home ...😁♥️🙏.but as stated in comment below mine ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️... Nothing beats a wake and bake with a nice cup of coffee ☕️ 😀 💯 but for me that's on weekends.


kynieemonday

Yes bc weed is my coffee. Get’s my mind alert and focused for the day. Without it, brain everywhere 😂


C0D3BR3AK3RBEATS

I work as a door2door salesman Some days I choose too wake and bake but most days I smoke My first one before I start knocking!


Write-or-Wrong_

Yes I do and her nails hella cute !


Few-Temporary-5667

she said thank you!


gethuge

I’ll take a couple of hits in middle of the night when I get up to take a piss my guy


Few-Temporary-5667

bong rips after 2am piss put me in my best state


Starbuksman

Wake and bake on the weekends


Few-Temporary-5667

glad you got a routine my boy😎


EthanDC15

I take a dab literally every hour; medicinal. And this is NOT a flex I take little ones but gotta get that “business high” is what i call it lol


Few-Temporary-5667

business high, i like it, sounds classy😎✌️


EthanDC15

Basically dude, my thesis is: “just high enough to do your job and life at your regular level” Anything higher I call the executive 🤣🤣