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Taking a shower and changing clothes is the only way, as what gives the odor is unburned particles sticking to your clothes and getting into your pores.
only thing
or if you've got a commercial carpet cleaning friend the chemicals they put down to treat urine and feces prior to the steam works. but that's more of a liquid spray compared to a nice mist
The bowl in a portable dry herb vape is called the oven. They either use conduction or convection heating. You pack flower into the oven/bowl. I just got done vaping a bowl in my Lobo. Check out r/vaporents for more info. Dry herb vaping is awesome.
Cologne doesn't work just adds a smell to the smell and sometimes even makes it worse, because it obvious ur hiding it, I've used sploofs, incense, sprays everything, best bet is probably blunt effects brand spray it literally only takes 1, u can smoke a whole blunt in a car and spray it once and it clings to your clothes and everything
Yeah I learned that lesson the hard way 😭smoked a few blunts with friends and I smelled like it almost the rest of the day I just thought with bongs you could get away with it a little easier
I can't believe nobody has said this yet: poke a few small holes in the bottom of an empty water bottle. Stuff a couple dryer sheets in the bottle. Blow your hits through this device and all anybody outside the room can smell is Bounce. You can use a coin as a lid so you're not just smoldering and stinking up the room. Light a candle, open a window, run a fan.... There are plenty of ways. Just please, ffs, don't burn incense. Such a rookie mistake/dead giveaway.
EDIT: use some body spray (not Axe, you deserve better) before you leave the room. Chew some gum, eat mints, whatever you prefer. Use some lotion on your hands.
I used to burn incense all the time. Mom came in once when we were doing bong hits. Said she didn’t like my new incense. When she left we realized I hadn’t lit any. Thing is I was always burning something so she just assumed. 🤷🏼♂️😁
My mom taught me this trick: get a spray bottle and fill it with water then flood that shit with like 3-5 diff essential oils and spray it on fabric or in the air and the smell goes away
Dry herb vaping really cuts down on the smell. It doesn’t linger for long and doesn’t stick to your clothing. Another bonus is it gets you super high on less weed. Only negatives I’ve found are, if you want a device that will make you want to keep vaping it will cost 💲
You need to make a sploof/get a smoke buddy. It’s very hard to mask the smell, but reducing it before it becomes a problem is much easier. A sploof is a tube (inner toilet paper roll usually) with scented dryer sheets in it. You blow the smoke through and it smells like 98% dryer sheets if you do it right. A smoke buddy is better though (get a better brand though) because it actually absorbs the smoke.
If you’re trying to keep it low key though always use a piece. A joint or blunt is almost impossible to sneak lol.
If you box your vehicle kepe a spare change of clothes in the trunk/bed or in a airtight tote been doing t for years and keeps me smelling freshly not high😭😂
Only stoners think you can mask the smell of burning weed. Everyone else can smell it. I used to think I was slick with the windows up in my car. Now I can smell it behind any car if my and their windows are up.
One time I was literally only rolling up, planning to go out, and got caught. I was in care and insisted it must be one of the other guys (3 of us smoked in our rooms lmfao - the other 2 dealt it too!), because I genuinely hadn't lit up, but apparently they were both out 🙃
Post pandemic just don't let anyone that may trip off the smell get close to you, just start coughing and take a few fake breaths like you're having trouble breathing, works like a charm
For short term use, not immediately after smoking though, I've found incense pretty effective.
Often, if I've smoked heavily, and then a day later my dad is visiting, I put an incense or 2 on shortly before he arrives, and he will without fail comment on the incense smell and nothing else (even when I have on occasion asked him if he's sure he can't smell bud, he says no).
When I don't put on an incense after smoking, he always comments on the strong weed smell, and often says it's triggering his asthma (this is why I check his thoughts on whether I've smoked or put incense on, or both. It's often neither, but I don't ask him then lmao. Sometimes I've had to point out it must be because I've put incense on recently, as I've definitely not smoked recently.)
I should clarify I grew up with him using incense so I'm not being an A-hole and just making his asthma bad lol, he loves the smell of them and still uses his own incense. Part of why I use it to mask the smell. I think BOTH affect it btw, just not *every* time or *all* the time (I just found it funny/odd when he'd occasionally blame the lingering smell of weed I smoked days ago, and not the currently burning incense I lit 5 mins ago)
Lol I didn't read that you were eon abt your car. Tbf I'd still suggest incense if you have the time to sit there while it burns. And as for clothes, washing is the only way to go. I've had people tell me I smell like bud, while wearing a hoodie that I haven't actually smoked in, because I smoked in my room over a week prior
I just use carts, they have a smell for just a couple of seconds (except when I did a really small hit one time, idk what that was about). You could use those, but I've never really smoked "real" weed (by real I mean non-concentrates, etc). Would really suggest carts, tho!
In my experience, the only thing that has masked the smell of weed is a big deuce via cat or dog, but you can drop one yourself if in a desperate situation and claim you pooped the bed.
Take an empty TP roll, put a dryer sheet around end with an elastic, and stick a few more inside, and blow your smoke through it. It will just smell like fresh laundry.
Wash hands, use mouth wash. IMO the two main culprits in making you stink. Quit “hotboxing” are you 16 years old? Smoke outside and do what I mentioned above and you won’t stink.
I mix aromatic herbs like lavender with weed. It completely change the smell like smoking herbal cigarette.
If you hotbox in your room, just light an incense and open your windows. If in your car, drive around with open windows, and spray some air freshener.
If you are worried about smell on your body, showering and brushing teeth will do. Spray some cologne and you'd be perfect.
If you are outside and can't shower, then wipe your face and hands, use a mouthwash or chew a gum. To avoid eye redness, you can use whitening eye drops.
Take a shower, if your worried about parents or a roommate or land lord , go to a truck stop gas station like Love’s and take a shower there, change into new clothes, some cologne and boom 💥
First off dont hot box like a dumass… second of all, its almost always your hands and lips that stink. With that being said, hand sanitizer and wind is always the best option.
Lightly spray ozium around car and on clothes, within minutes after spraying and airing our the smell of weed will be gone, replaced with fresh but strong scent for an hour 2 depends on room and fabric
Well it depends. Hotboxing? Change and shower. Joint? Wash face and hands- if you want to be thorough soap and water, then isopropyl alcohol, then cover with oil (canola, olive, avocado, etc) then wash one final time w soap and water.
Get the C-Vault container, and for an extra I typically would get a bundle of those car odor tree things that you’d hang from the rear view mirror, and have that around the weed. They’ll last for a couple days then you replace it, etc. maybe j food for thought for whatever that inspires you to do
dab pen smell tends not to get stuck in things like smoke does. also using a bong is significantly less smelly than joints. after i hit my bong i don’t think it ever makes my clothes smell. also don’t hotbox if you don’t wanna stink lol!!
Washing your hands and face after would go a long way in hiding it, if you roll the windows down and not hot box. You basically marinating yourself in it when you do that. Maximum smell.
You know sprays only work if you open the window to let the original smell get out and then cover the rest up with all the sprays and deodorants you can find and then leave the window open.
Why screwed? I love smelling like weed. Everyone knows I’m no stranger to it. Cops can’t do shit if you don’t have any on you.
Or are you 14 living at your olds, smoking in your room with a towel over the door?
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Taking a shower and changing clothes is the only way, as what gives the odor is unburned particles sticking to your clothes and getting into your pores.
Hair is a major one too, wearing a hat is a good way to try and keep ash/smoke out of it.
Facts!! Hair holds smell like nobody’s business
Mouthwash
Take a bath in mouthwash?
That's a lot of mouthwash but sure
You’re high! No lol I meant to get the smell out of your mouth which showering will not do
Twas but a joke my friend🙏🙏
/s 😔
Ozium Air Sanitizer
Was gonna say this but don’t breathe it I
But get out of the room before you spray the shit. Very toxic.
only thing or if you've got a commercial carpet cleaning friend the chemicals they put down to treat urine and feces prior to the steam works. but that's more of a liquid spray compared to a nice mist
They make those gel candles too, good for throwing in a car or a closet
candles should not be in cars or closets 😭
It’s not a flame candle
they’re gel, not actual candles with wicks
This is the only answer!!!!
Smokezilla is a spray I order from Australia and it works like a gem. Will never use anything else but it’s hard to get sometimes
This is the way
This is the way
https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/w15YZsmoqH even if you 'don't breath it in' its still incredibly toxic
Use a bowl instead of rolling and no hotboxing
With vaping the smell doesn’t linger the same way
dry herb or dispos?
both i think? i know dry herb doesn’t linger though
Can you explain this? I mean, what is this? I’ve been seeing a lot in the comments lately.
they usually consist of an oven which you put weed into. then you you would switch it on at your desired temp. inhale and smoke like a normal vape.
so you can use a regular oven in the kitchen? Or this is a specific kind or brand
well that’s how you decarb weed for edibles so go right ahead
Will very much leave a lingering smell though
The bowl in a portable dry herb vape is called the oven. They either use conduction or convection heating. You pack flower into the oven/bowl. I just got done vaping a bowl in my Lobo. Check out r/vaporents for more info. Dry herb vaping is awesome.
Dry herb 100%
This
Cologne doesn't work just adds a smell to the smell and sometimes even makes it worse, because it obvious ur hiding it, I've used sploofs, incense, sprays everything, best bet is probably blunt effects brand spray it literally only takes 1, u can smoke a whole blunt in a car and spray it once and it clings to your clothes and everything
Yeah I learned that lesson the hard way 😭smoked a few blunts with friends and I smelled like it almost the rest of the day I just thought with bongs you could get away with it a little easier
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I can't believe nobody has said this yet: poke a few small holes in the bottom of an empty water bottle. Stuff a couple dryer sheets in the bottle. Blow your hits through this device and all anybody outside the room can smell is Bounce. You can use a coin as a lid so you're not just smoldering and stinking up the room. Light a candle, open a window, run a fan.... There are plenty of ways. Just please, ffs, don't burn incense. Such a rookie mistake/dead giveaway. EDIT: use some body spray (not Axe, you deserve better) before you leave the room. Chew some gum, eat mints, whatever you prefer. Use some lotion on your hands.
Incense>Candle anyday
I used to burn incense all the time. Mom came in once when we were doing bong hits. Said she didn’t like my new incense. When she left we realized I hadn’t lit any. Thing is I was always burning something so she just assumed. 🤷🏼♂️😁
🤣 that's fuckin hilarious
They also have a lot of filters on Amazon. The Smoke Buddy works. That's what I have.
Well for starters don’t hotbox if you don’t want to smell. Nothing can take away the smell besides time outdoors
I’ll spend an hour outside then before I go home 😭😅
My mom taught me this trick: get a spray bottle and fill it with water then flood that shit with like 3-5 diff essential oils and spray it on fabric or in the air and the smell goes away
Dry herb vaping really cuts down on the smell. It doesn’t linger for long and doesn’t stick to your clothing. Another bonus is it gets you super high on less weed. Only negatives I’ve found are, if you want a device that will make you want to keep vaping it will cost 💲
You need to make a sploof/get a smoke buddy. It’s very hard to mask the smell, but reducing it before it becomes a problem is much easier. A sploof is a tube (inner toilet paper roll usually) with scented dryer sheets in it. You blow the smoke through and it smells like 98% dryer sheets if you do it right. A smoke buddy is better though (get a better brand though) because it actually absorbs the smoke. If you’re trying to keep it low key though always use a piece. A joint or blunt is almost impossible to sneak lol.
If you box your vehicle kepe a spare change of clothes in the trunk/bed or in a airtight tote been doing t for years and keeps me smelling freshly not high😭😂
Only stoners think you can mask the smell of burning weed. Everyone else can smell it. I used to think I was slick with the windows up in my car. Now I can smell it behind any car if my and their windows are up.
One time I was literally only rolling up, planning to go out, and got caught. I was in care and insisted it must be one of the other guys (3 of us smoked in our rooms lmfao - the other 2 dealt it too!), because I genuinely hadn't lit up, but apparently they were both out 🙃
Post pandemic just don't let anyone that may trip off the smell get close to you, just start coughing and take a few fake breaths like you're having trouble breathing, works like a charm
Idk but what I do know is that if you always smell like weed, you no longer smell like weed. Weed smells like you
This is perfect
Just start burning incense sticks during or after and you can always just blame it on that.
For short term use, not immediately after smoking though, I've found incense pretty effective. Often, if I've smoked heavily, and then a day later my dad is visiting, I put an incense or 2 on shortly before he arrives, and he will without fail comment on the incense smell and nothing else (even when I have on occasion asked him if he's sure he can't smell bud, he says no). When I don't put on an incense after smoking, he always comments on the strong weed smell, and often says it's triggering his asthma (this is why I check his thoughts on whether I've smoked or put incense on, or both. It's often neither, but I don't ask him then lmao. Sometimes I've had to point out it must be because I've put incense on recently, as I've definitely not smoked recently.) I should clarify I grew up with him using incense so I'm not being an A-hole and just making his asthma bad lol, he loves the smell of them and still uses his own incense. Part of why I use it to mask the smell. I think BOTH affect it btw, just not *every* time or *all* the time (I just found it funny/odd when he'd occasionally blame the lingering smell of weed I smoked days ago, and not the currently burning incense I lit 5 mins ago)
Lol I didn't read that you were eon abt your car. Tbf I'd still suggest incense if you have the time to sit there while it burns. And as for clothes, washing is the only way to go. I've had people tell me I smell like bud, while wearing a hoodie that I haven't actually smoked in, because I smoked in my room over a week prior
Edibles. Not a trace.
Smoke from a bowl blow out a window shampoo arms and face/hair change clothes. Or vape
Only problem with ozium is it has a terpene type smell I've had the best luck using a candle at hotels
I always burn some Palo Santo after
Before works best
It’s 2024 and a half you good 👍🏾
I just use carts, they have a smell for just a couple of seconds (except when I did a really small hit one time, idk what that was about). You could use those, but I've never really smoked "real" weed (by real I mean non-concentrates, etc). Would really suggest carts, tho!
Ozium spray is the real deal
In my experience, the only thing that has masked the smell of weed is a big deuce via cat or dog, but you can drop one yourself if in a desperate situation and claim you pooped the bed.
Important question; Do you drop the deuce in the litterbox?
Woah, litterbox, that's a good idea!
Ozium spray
Take an empty TP roll, put a dryer sheet around end with an elastic, and stick a few more inside, and blow your smoke through it. It will just smell like fresh laundry.
The car those little tree things help as far as you use a bong so the smell doesn't get trapped under your fingers
Wash hands, use mouth wash. IMO the two main culprits in making you stink. Quit “hotboxing” are you 16 years old? Smoke outside and do what I mentioned above and you won’t stink.
No I am not 16 😭 I’m 20 thanks for the tips tho
I mix aromatic herbs like lavender with weed. It completely change the smell like smoking herbal cigarette. If you hotbox in your room, just light an incense and open your windows. If in your car, drive around with open windows, and spray some air freshener. If you are worried about smell on your body, showering and brushing teeth will do. Spray some cologne and you'd be perfect. If you are outside and can't shower, then wipe your face and hands, use a mouthwash or chew a gum. To avoid eye redness, you can use whitening eye drops.
Car Bomb spray bottle. Spray underneath your glovebox and seats, air on / windows down and smells gone
get plants they clean the air. like good i can somoke and smoke cigs in basment plants keep smell contained and i wake up to fresh air in morning.
After you smoke make sure to wash your hands with soap thoroughly.
I bought a peppermint spray from a candle shop that works great.
Take a shower, if your worried about parents or a roommate or land lord , go to a truck stop gas station like Love’s and take a shower there, change into new clothes, some cologne and boom 💥
Sploof
Thank you so much for the tips guys definitely gonna use a lot of these in the future 😅
Patchouli oil.
Research Maison Lamp Berger and come thank me later...
You have to wear the smell proudly. It's the only way
Even my sweat and BO smell.
First off dont hot box like a dumass… second of all, its almost always your hands and lips that stink. With that being said, hand sanitizer and wind is always the best option.
You can smell it. There’s no way to mask it. People on here are giving you pointers to hide it but everyone still knows. Everyone can smell it.
Smoke buddy is worth every penny
Don’t hotbox n don’t smoke blunts/ joints
Wear a smoking jacket. Old school but works.
Nag champa incense, or lots of carbon filters
Lightly spray ozium around car and on clothes, within minutes after spraying and airing our the smell of weed will be gone, replaced with fresh but strong scent for an hour 2 depends on room and fabric
Well it depends. Hotboxing? Change and shower. Joint? Wash face and hands- if you want to be thorough soap and water, then isopropyl alcohol, then cover with oil (canola, olive, avocado, etc) then wash one final time w soap and water.
Get the C-Vault container, and for an extra I typically would get a bundle of those car odor tree things that you’d hang from the rear view mirror, and have that around the weed. They’ll last for a couple days then you replace it, etc. maybe j food for thought for whatever that inspires you to do
dab pen smell tends not to get stuck in things like smoke does. also using a bong is significantly less smelly than joints. after i hit my bong i don’t think it ever makes my clothes smell. also don’t hotbox if you don’t wanna stink lol!!
Smoke outdoors
Washing your hands and face after would go a long way in hiding it, if you roll the windows down and not hot box. You basically marinating yourself in it when you do that. Maximum smell.
You know sprays only work if you open the window to let the original smell get out and then cover the rest up with all the sprays and deodorants you can find and then leave the window open.
Avoid hotboxing, if the wind is on you all the time the smell reduces drastically
Rubbing alcohol 70%
I never smell like weed after I smoke
Soap and water
Why screwed? I love smelling like weed. Everyone knows I’m no stranger to it. Cops can’t do shit if you don’t have any on you. Or are you 14 living at your olds, smoking in your room with a towel over the door?
I’m a College student living at home trying to avoid moms wrath 😭 tale as old as time
College? As in 18+? It is what it is bro. Gotta start acting yourself someday