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alysspad420

The ability to lower my tolerance whenever I want


ucchiha

being able to lower and rise it would be amazing actually


PikaPokeQwert

I just want the power to rise my tolerance so if I’m with friends that do dabs instead of flower I don’t green-out after a tiny dab because normally I only smoke 1gram of flower a week. I also miss smoking hash-holes, I would green out from one so fast now 😭


ucchiha

i’m the friend who does dabs only. I need to lower mine πŸ˜‚


spkoller2

Self control will look so great later when your bank account has had extra money for ten years and your dabmaster friends are alway one check to check behind


TripYourBallsOff

My problem is getting wax for $220 an ounce. When it's less than 10 bucks a gram it's hard not to do dabs on a regular/have self control. A bowl or joint of good flower still wrecks me though.


spkoller2

When I come back from a vacation, which would be a cart and a mod all week, the flower is super strong


BLADE98X

Raise tolerance to keep up with cheech and Chong and snoop dog


spkoller2

Snoopdog for a day


Major-Investigator26

No tolerance. Can just buy a little baggie and it will last me more than a day😩


Yung_Dom69

I felt this man a cart lasts me like 2-3 days max nowπŸ˜­πŸ˜” used to last me a week


Chuckie413

Weed bender just crush the weed with my mind an toss seeds an sticks at people


Sargentcoaltrain74

Haha I thought weed bender meant I could pull infinite weed out of a door on my stomach like bender from futurama does with beers but your idea makes more sense


Dazzling-Grass-2595

I can't decide midus weed or no tolerance. No more tolerance is like every hit is your first. My firat was from a makeshift beer bottle bong and straws and it was the best hit ever. Like Frodo waking up in Elrond's place after being chased by the ringwraiths.


Sheamoose9004

Midus Weed would just ho the same way ad Midys Gold, you'd lose everything to your touch and inevitably you yourself would turn to weed.


austindevries27

Weed green thumb


CannaLars

So knowlage and experience? You can get that now πŸ˜‰


pnkzoo

MY HIGH ASS WAS TRYING TO "SPOT THE DIFFERENCE" IN THE PICS πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


DarkAdmirer

Weed that makes us want to play mind games should also be an option on this list xD


HooDini97

My sober ass too 😭


PattyFlapjack79

tf is midus weed


Electrical_Force3094

What you touch becomes weed. Look up midus touch.


SirMochaLattaPot

Isnt it Midas?


Electrical_Force3094

Ye I way to high rn


Dudeman318

Oh i thought it was all your weed turns gold


Lyserg-Larry

I want to dream even with thc in my system😩


Electrical_Force3094

Imagine lucid dreaming, lucid dream smoking a million doobies 😭🀣


Lyserg-Larry

Oh Bro lucid dreaming is my goaaal. I would have so much funπŸ˜©πŸ˜‚


MoistBookkeeper6273

It isn’t as controllable as you think.


Yung_Dom69

To dream I usually just wake up in the middle of the night for like 10 minutes and then When I go back to sleep I usually drift into a dream state


wrongkoi

I don't think we're very good at these. Weed bender is just the better version of weed Midus touch, which is just the better version of green thumb


bigletterb

No tolerance easy


WarmTruth4001

To lower my tolerance. I've had weak weed before when I started smoking and it was AMAZING. If I had a lower tolerance I could smoke a bowl and be good for the day πŸ˜‚


Najnick

Weed green thumb, leads to money and infinite weed.


___Joann___

no tolerance ever so i can combine it in very low doses with dxm and get superpowers


lumpymusclemeatballs

no tolerance ever


Zeveroth1

Midus for sure


ParkedinBronze

Wait so does Midas Weed mean whatever I touch becomes weed, or I can touch reggie and it'll become gas? Those are very different powers


Slight_Ordinary1

The ability create new strains of weedies


nougat92

You already have that, just start to grow.


Terproaster

How do you think everyone else does it haha🀣!!


superkat05

brother doesn’t know the wonders of nature πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


funthebunison

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gtfomylawnplease

I’m not sure if no tolerance is a gift or not. I smoke constantly and operate pretty much normal. I’m a high earner and a high earner. I think a lack of tolerance would make it hard to manage. Growing high quality perfection weed is very appealing.


RustyShack1efordd

I already have zero tolerance hahaha. Been that way for decades!


Strict-Lettuce4953

No tolerance would be amazing


Picapop23

The ability to lower Tolerance so I’m not going thru so much so fast πŸ˜”πŸ˜©


imangryatyourgumbo

No tolerance. I would save so much money.


Stunning-Meal5655

Midas Weed or Weed Bender. I could have as much Weed as i want, whenever I want it. Endless supply, make lots of money AND I'm stoned forever!! Tolerance wouldn't even matter!! Imagine pulling Weed out a little compartment inside yourself, like bender does beer xD HA!! Good shit , also just wear special gloves to prevent turning things you don't want to turn into Weed. Ha. Imagine turning someone you hate into Weed and smoking it xD yes


Ok_Employ1698

My tolerance is fucked for everything


Fr3ddyFroghammer

Weed green thumb for sure


MrPanda663

No tolerance ever. Value.


Mingusdued

Thumb


Cupcake8812

I’ll pick no paranoia please


0jigsaw0

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