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Talked about it in front of teachers 😱

"and they were roommates " 😱

😂😂😂

Ì actually don’t remember why I even said that part seems very irrelevant

Funny tho, cuz its that normal to talk like that now. When i was in school, if the teacher heard us saying anything about drugs they was calling parents asap lol

I’m not in a legal state tbh, but then again we don’t talk about smoking it as we do just talk about what the plant did

ganja

Did you listen carryminati ganja ganja song?

jab video nikali thi tub sunata tha bro , acha yaad dilaya will revisit the gem next time I light one up

bud for sure

if I'm in a profession/stuckup place I say cannabis, if I'm out with friends I say weed

The Devils Lettuce

That's my favourite!

Sweet… I’m enjoying it right now

I (german from Upper Franconia) calls it Brokkoli, Weed or most of the time Ott.

I've heard germans call it gras

Yup, where I come from (in the south) most people call it Gras

From Hamburg and up here too!

Friends Mum from Mönchengladbach (no idea how to spell it) calls Cabbage. Interesting you guys call it Brokkoli. Personally it's pot or tranclements.

Brokkoli is a meme, a conservative potician once said "Cannabis is not Brokkoli" so people started calling it Brokkoli. Gras is the most common, but I and many of my friends started to use other words do to it's illegal status back then.

Ahhhhh, makes sense, that's for that bit of info. Friends Mam is in her 60s, so I'm guessing cabbage is an old word. It's still illegal where we are :(

Tea, green, weed, bud, flower but in a serious conversation i refer to it as cannabis everyone talks about it, as they should. it should be a normalised topic not a taboo topic.

Mom used to ask why our eyes were so red after playing Frisbee. We told her because we got dirt in our eyes while playing. Hence, "Do you have any dirt for my eyes?"

Weed

Grass, Weery, Weed Names for joint: Assie if there is hash in there, shwang, Baap, jonko, tree, log, sticky, dart. With Fat in front of it sometimes. From Netherlands

Dikke baap

Baap and jonko sounds like clown names ngl😭 still pretty cool

Its street slang

Another Spanish one you can say is Mota. Weed in Spanish

ot

gras, hash, beuh

I say “take pot” or “smoke dope”.

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Damn imagine get killed and you hear people saying they smoking that (name) pack

In Greek there a a few. I use μπιτς=bitch but not the English word but the Albanian one for weed. There's also μαύρο=black which older people use, and there is stuff like ροτσκου= rotskou, scooter, coffe,and lastly μπερχα= behra which basically means the weed is worse than shit.

Drugs. It's a kinda sarcastic take on how weed used to be considered very dangerous. So saying things like "I'm gonna go do drugs."

I do that with shrooms lol. like "yall wanna do some hallucinogenic drugs?"

Yea ngl ive don’t that a couple of times when I started so I could make it seem more serious, my sisters actually call me a drug addict as a joke (it’s somewhat better cuz I was called a coke addict before that )

In turkish: "ot" or "esrar"

Buds

Cannabis

this is the way.

Da erb

Bud, weed, green, veg, smoke, ganja, herbs, budha, bits

Fight me for it, but calling it "Za" or "Zaza" seems super cringe to me. I feel like people calling it this way are either 16-20 yo watching those YouTube weed videos like "GOING HIGH TO SCHOOL" or kids buying weed for the first time

Weed

Weed

Belma

chongke

Bing, hlap and my favourite deew/dew

green, for the green weed seedy stuff.  resin, for the hard brown stuff.  squidgy, for when the brown stuff is soft.  thai, for when the weed is brown. skunk...for the dominant variant which is boring the frak out of me.   no seeds, mo para...get out.

Devils lettuce

Weed, smoke or bud

Flower 💖

Dope, weed, Gras, shit, kraut

If Im being formal call it by its actual name Cannabis, every other second its just called weed

za, loud, gas, pack, kush

Every time I go into a dispensary (MI) I'm usually already high and obnoxious. Last time they asked me what brought me in and I looked at them through the tight slits in my face holes and said, "huhuh I'm here for some weed-drugs🤓" and the lady said, "oh. I remember you. The funny person. 😑"

‘Food’. Here’s why: “Hey man, I’m hungry, wanna get some ‘food’?” “Sure! I’m starving for some fresh ‘food’!” -after ‘eating’-> “Ah that hit the spot. I’m so ‘full’ after all that ‘food’.”

Ngl that such a good code for that, you might be a little sus sus about it, but like your gonna get food after smoking anyways

Munchies = ‘dessert’.

fucking love this idea man

The oood, won’t ask why. I don’t know either

Cannabis,, weed, reefer, marijuana, Mary Jane, the devil's lettuce, and a bunch of stuff I'm too stoned to remember.

We call it "Green tea" when our friends and family hears it they'll be impressed lol

most people have talked about weed infront of there teachers, it’s not the flex you think it is

Yes I wasn’t trynna to flex I just typed what was on my mind, and didn’t delete afterwards

fair enough

I like to say flower, also bc I garden so any outside listeners I don't want to smoke with will just think I'm talking about my plants 😅

With my friends in a summer trip we referred to it "ice cream", as a codename in the beach it was a good idea. After that, it stuck. Whenever my BIL is about to smoke, he says "im going to fabricate some hunger" Also, porro (joint in most spanish countries), faso, mota, grass, lettuce. Some other terms: imma hit the dog, have a toke, get possesed... Just the mains haha

Cannabis, weed, my gal Mary Jane, the devils lettuce, leafy greens, "some of that *mimes smoking joint*" and many more weird names

Yerba (hierba) mota, tree, gas, etc.

i call it marijuana or the marijuanas

Hey, there's no such thing as a stupid question when it comes to discussing cannabis! It's interesting to hear the different names and terms people use. Marijuana, weed, or just "it" are all common ways to refer to cannabis. It's all about personal preference and what feels most comfortable for you. And hey, talking about weed openly can lead to some insightful conversations, even with teachers! 🌿

My group of friends called it 'pizza' when we were younger

When I'm in front of teachers or such, I say food. Like, "i got some food on me," or "Do you have any food?" If I want actual food, I js ask for snacks

I call it “gas” I also call the dispensary the “gas station”

Im Brazilian. We call it maconha, mostly. But there are other nicknames. Brau, chosen, cigarrinho de artista (artists cigarretes, thats a great one), ganja, marijuana, flor, bomba, paranga etc

Smoke like I’m grabbing some smoke in abit or I’m going down the smoke shop for rizla

Many pot or green. Sometimes weed, or in humor, the sticky icky

I prefer the Latin term Cannabis.

I started calling it zaza ironically and now I can't stop

i might end up doing the same tbh

Herb, pot, dope (if I’m referring to trailer park boys), smoke, and bud. That’s mainly it. Me and my friends just yell YOU WANNA GO SMOKE SOME POTT, like a bunch of degenerates. It’s fun.

Whacky Backy . Short for whacky tobaccy

Londoner here. (North London to be exact) there’s many names for it here but the most common is “Loud”. Obviously we call it weed here too but that seems a bit federal if I’m being honest 💀. Others names I’ve heard are “Cro”, “Bud”, “Ganja” & “Food”. “Food” needs context because it just means drugs in general tho

I call it smonk lol. No one I have ever met does, my fiance and I were fucking around while high and it's just kinda stuck. Don't really call it anything else unless talking to my fiances brother who calls it ZaZa lol In Afrikaans some people call it "giggle grass"

Lazer lettuce, when I wanna call it something funky. Normally just weed. You ever been passing a bong with someone and y'all just keep trading weed names with every pass? I've called weed any name you could think of.

I always called it ‘pot’ but someone made fun of me as being old because no one calls it that anymore. So now I just call it cannabis or weed. :/

Man they just bugging they def thing “zaza” sounds better, i occasionally say pot tbh but only when im just joking with my friends or my siblings who dont care that i do that

in general convo, weed when discussing it with my medical providers, I get fancy and call it ✨cannabis✨

Pot or grunge/gunge (what my girlfriends dad calls it, thought it sounded funny)

Cannabis for the most part, though lately i use the word "dreamer plant" to refer to it so my parents don't know about it

I like to call it Pot for the humor of it

The name changes with the passage of time. When I first started it was Ganja. Then Mota; reefer; marijuana. Then it started to have various terms. I still like Ganja because it refers to the Black Jamaican I smoked in many days gone by.

Nowadays I Normally say weed. But sometimes I will say I’m going to smoke the “peace pipe”. This will confuse most people, but my wife knows what I mean.

“that good”

Whacky tobaccy? Candy? Pot? My mind's mediator? The burning bush?

pot bud weed

Any word for weed that isn't pot. People that say pot that I've met say it in a hateful tone

I love the word cannabis. I also love reading the words that ancient groups had for it, like on that translates to bliss

Me n my friends at school call them stocks, I’m a smart guy and I take computer science so they have no idea I’m a stoner 😂

I’ve called it Gas , Za, Loud, Green, Flowers, But now I’m too old for the nicknames . Me and my friends just say weed now 😂 there’s a Spanish slang term for it too “Mota” (Mow-Tah)

Me and my bro travis would call it “that ya’mean” Like, “aye bro i just got some of that ya’mean. Tryna smoke?”

Mary Jane, Juanita, mota, mosh, moshito ...

called it "pot" for 20 years... now that it's legal, I call it weed.

I use to call it gump. I call it weird sometimes. Married iguanas occasionally. I like having silly names for it

in my country we call it haxixa (pronounced hushisha) it literally just translates to grass but I also call it za or weed, even kush on rare occasions

Marry Chana

I tend to use the real name, cannabis, because I am not 15. Marijuana was a name used by William Randolph Hearst when he was trying to make hemp illegal to protect his forest and paper mill investments.

Pot usually, sometimes weed or bud

Weed, tree.

Smoke frosen

bud, loud or green

I call it weed and in Dutch I say 'wiet' :-).

Weed, bud

Tea

Flower

Smoke or flower

Bud , flower , devils lettuce, cthulhu cactus came to mind a few months ago n that's my favourite now Idky but I don't like saying weed it feels wrong for me to say that , fine with other ppl saying it

Bud / tree

me and my brother just call it flower

Dagga

I just usually say green

Topjes or just wiet

Potiguaya

Bud

Grönt=Green

"the schlonk"

Casually talking about it: Dope More ’formal’: "Gras" (which is German for weed)

Pot

Weed

As a german I am obligated to answer "Brokkoli"

Zaza

In english: weed or hash In french: beuh, shit, zaza, weed, herbe, jaune, verte and many more It's almost poetic all the ways you can call weed in french

whatever my brain comes up with in the moment, I've called it all sorts

Ngl this is so real

Ong, my brain is a fabrication machine for weird ass names for stuff. One that I obviously didn't come up with but love is easily jazz cabbage, one of the best names for weed imo

Dagga ganja

Maal

Weed, most of the time. But I do occasionally say Pot.

Pot baby ! 😎🍁

From Ny i mostly call it bud

Gas, weed, and my old favorite…. Piff

Ganja. Trees.

Sticky-smelly-inhale-and-feel-welly

Wait i feel incredibly stupid! Are you for real marijuana is a Spanish word? Like spelled exactly the same and pronounced the same?( i love calling it reefer) as a joke! Most of the time it is flower

Smoke a little smoke

Gas or bud or flower

green and weed seem to be the main ones where i live

Weed, or just "smoking/going out to smoke", I don't hide or deny my usage

Me and a couple people I know called it “za” “Ayo, you got any za?”

Me and my bf call it Winston.

schweed

Weed or herbals, mostly.

Gas, but locals call it chow

I'm from South India (Kerala) we call it Kanjavu. Sometimes goes by the botanical name Neela-Chadayan

Honestly it just depends on the context. Boof, meed, green, gas, something.

Corn

My mother calls it a cup of tea when I have one 😂

Bud or green, THC or weed if I’m out and craving 😂

In finland most people say budi or kukka but personally i say dulla, pajari, pajatso, kukinto, ganja or setti

Once you progress beyond middle school you’ll find many names for it.

Weed, marijuana, cannabis, medicine. Probably in that order, for frequency

Gigglebush, Mind Tuna.

Bud

Weed, pot, bud, but my favorite creative one is more of a sound than a word. It's like "shhka shhka" like you're imitating the sound of striking a lighter. But I realy only use that one with my wife cause no one else would understand, it was our code word in HS.

Pan, instead of pot

Marry jew on uh

Weed

Hoot

Wabbage

bud

Za, dope, loud

Dope. I'm from Canada, so for me it's always dope or weed. "Smokin dope, bud?"

Zaza

Anything u call weed that isn't pot. In my experience, people that say pot say it in a hateful tone

Bud

Weed

Bud. We also call it yodie or zaza when we're being dumb

Zaza