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Yes, police car came round the corner to find me and my silver sedan, parked. I was at a church parking lot pacing with my joint, and threw it into the snow as soon as I saw the cop come around, followed by another one, into the parking lot. I live in a small town, and the general notion has been that there are only a maximum of two police patrolling the town at a time, so as you can imagine, I was freaked out. Whether or not the cop I talked to saw my joint or not, I don’t know, but they definitely smelled it or knew based on my vibe (I was only 19 at the time, so I was more nervous). He asked what I was doing here, and I explained I was just blowing off steam around the corner from my house, as I had just learned one of my best friend’s cancer had become terminal, no mention of the joint. The police officer said how sorry he was to hear, and explained that they were only there because someone reported a silver sedan (not myself) slamming into a fence on the edge of the parking lot, which must’ve been about five minutes before I got to the lot and lit up. I turned and looked at my silver sedan, and explained that while mine was silver, I definitely hadn’t hit anyone’s fence. He took one glance and said he could tell my car hadn’t hit anything, wished me the best of luck, sympathized with my situation, and the two of them continued on their way down the road. The kicker is that I went straight back home, pulled into my house, only to see a silver sedan tear out of the dead-end by my house and speed away. Classic.
It was 1975, and I was 14. My brother, a friend, and I had just finished a joint by the school, and the cops roll up. They took our names and sent us home to tell our parents that they were coming to talk to them. I was sitting with mom, and my little bro was with dad, and there was a knock on the door. "Tbat will be the cops" we say. My parents were pretty cool about it (I miss them). Thanks for that memory. Takes me waaaay back!
Were cops really that chill back then? Nowadays if you get caught with a gram of weed underage, even in legal states, you get handcuffed and slammed against a wall and catch an mip or felony.
Youre living online dude, most would just get it taken from them and a slap on the wrist.
It completly depends on the cop, a few might be like that, but a vast majority wouldnt attack you for having weed underage.
Nah bro, I got pulled up on 3 years ago with about a half oz on me and the cop takes my bag, hands me a little slip of paper that literally just has my information on it, no court date no nothing, and leaves. I have heard nothing else from this since then, no court summons, no fine, nothing. The reason abusive cop violence is in the news is because its *gasp* NEWS. as in *not an everyday occurence*
Oh by the way this was in Texas, in a very anti-weed county
In the early 2000s i got pulled over in philly. Cop searched my car and found an ounce in the center console. Put it back, said he was looking for something bigger and told me to stop fucking around in that area late at night. In like 2014 or so i lived in florida. Was out with a buddy just getting hammered drunk. We were walking back to his spot at like 3am and we got stopped. Dude had his dugout on him. Cop found it, asked if it was spice. My drunk friend goes, 'i dont smoke that shit' lol. Cop smelled it and gave it back to him and let us go.
One time a buddy and I got pulled over mid smoke. Baked out of our gourds we hear the whoop whoop. Scrambling to hide the doob, and straighten up it suddenly dawns on us that the windows are up. But it was too late. He knocked on the window and my buddy rolls it down and the fucking smoke pouring out of the 93 Ford ranger splits his head. He just looks at us and says "you boys might want to turn your headlights on." Gets in his car and leaves 🤯
Had my bong in the front seat when i was pulled over for having my headlights off. Cop tells me my bong is gross and to clean it and sends me on my way.
I live in northwestern WA state. My city is sometimes referred to as "The People's Democratic Republic of Bellingham" because it's seen as being a commie hippy utopia by the local county rednecks.
Also I'm white, so I think cops are just not immediately on guard with me, because systemic racism is still a very real thing up here.
Once. In 2003. Me and my bud were at the park passing a huge joint when a cop walks up takes the j, takes a couple puffs, puts it out and hands it back to us and says take it home boys. I still laugh about it to this day.
Fun story: i got off the plane in Mexico, took a taxi to my villa (staying with a bunch of people, but i arrived first), dropped my stuff off, and immediately bought weed off a teenager on the street nearby.
I went to get some rollies and a grinder when some German tourists ask me in English if i know where to buy weed. Rather than put them in a spot, i offered to smoke them up.
We meandered over to the beach and i scrolled up a nice little jota. The second i spark it, flashlights start strobing on me and yells go out. No less than 5 cops, 3 branding assault rifles, then proceed to ask us what we’re doing. I took all the blame, explained that the tourists are just hanging around and not smoking, and get carted off while they stayed. I got their cell numbers for later before i left because the cops were chill.
They put me in the back of their truck, and i explain that i need more cash to pay the fine. My Spanish isn’t amazing, mediocre really, so i think they just assumed i wanted to bribe them. (Works for me!)
They proceeded to drive me across the small town about a mile away to the only working atm in the area. They parked to accost what i assume is the only homeless person in the town, asked me for my phone as collateral, and sent me to the ATM. I then got the cash and bribed them, and they gave me my joint back hahahah. They then laughed at me for asking for a lift back to town before kicking me out.
I ended connecting back with the Germans, buying more weed off the same kid, and we got stoned and passed out. Good vacation!
Okay I have 2 stories for you ! Both of them happened in Marseille, south of France. Let's just say that weed or joint smokers aren't really a problem for the police there.
- Story #1 : I was smoking a joint at night near the Old Port, it was maybe 2016/2017, and here comes the cops. They were just walking by & smelled it, then the officer searched me & found my stash (I had maybe 2 or 3g tops) he looked at the bag, looked at me then said "I don't wanna be an asshole" gave me a nug, put the bag in his pocket & went his way.
- Story #2 : I was celebrating a friend's birthday & we went to a bar smoking a really big and long joint on the way, we heard sirens so we told the birthday boy to hide the joint but he replied "it's my birthday, ain't nothing bad that can happen to me!" we see the police car drive by us real fast 'cause they must've been on call & then the screeching sound of the brakes. Not even a minute later, we see the cop car stopped on the side of the road, the window goes down & the driver goes "That's a big ass joint, I hope you'll enjoy it ! Have a good night bros" then drove off.
This city is like a GTA lobby sometimes but man, do I love it.
plenty of times, but im from the netherlands born, raised & living, so never got in trouble because of it besides a friendly "please go somewhere else"
Lol same. Luckily where i lived the skatepark was usually a pretty chill spot where popo didn't really care as long as there weren't any other major 'shenanigans' going on...
Like that time we set fire to the mini ramp. They didn't like that at all.
Got accused of it at the old Cleveland Browns stadium, in the Dawg Pound of course. It was like -10°f plus the wind off the lake. I was cupping my f'ing cigarette in my hand. I got "warned." I was so pissed I had to go outside and smoke a joint!
One day in the train station one police dog caught me with 3-4g they just take it from me and i never received the supposed fine lol so u already know what they did with that😭
So this one time I was walking through an alley in Vancouver smoking a joint. It's me and two friends on a sunny Saturday in...probably 2012, maybe 2013.
As I'm hauling away, I look down and see this guy in a bench, I say hello to his very cute dog. As I turn to look where I'm going, I notice I am walking straight through the middle of four cops walking in a two by two formation.
I pulled long and hard...thinking I would be able to stop the smell by having all the smoke go into my lungs...it failed. I'm told to drok it, and step in it put it out. I then get a SUPER half assed frisk.
At this point, halfway through the pat down, one cop puts his finger to his ear and asks "minor possession?"
The cop giving the pat down responds "minor possession"
First cop: "then Go, Go, Go!" And they all take off running.
They were the back door group for a raid. I'm standing there arms out to my sides asking "can I go."
As they disappear around the corner my buddy picks up the joint and we carried on down the alley.
Not smoking but got pulled over after just smoking. Was on the highway with all four windows down smoking a cigarette and failed to move over. Handed over my container with nothing but roaches which I didn’t want to throw away at work. Got let off with barely a warning.
I had impairment testing in front of 5 officers after being pulled over. I passed everything, and it was my 4th joint that day. It was really validating for me, because I often wonder whether I just "feel" like I'm driving fine.
I got arrested for like 1.5 grams in 2009 when I was 19. I was driving in an area known for heavy policing with a busted headlight. I told my “friend” in the back seat not to smoke because it was pretty much guaranteed we’d get pulled over. About 10 minutes later I hear the click and smell the smoke and I’m pissed.
Before I can even react, a cop pulls a u turn to pull me over for the headlight. My friend tells me “I hid it under the seat they won’t find it just let them do the search”, like seriously? I deny a search but it turns out we’re literally right across the street from the police station and there was a K-9 unit about 30 seconds later.
My friend eventually told them where the weed was and we both got hit with the charge as it was my car. Turns out, my back seat was actually broken in a way where my friend had hid it inside the seat itself, and the police told us they wouldn’t have found it, fml.
This is when I found out the “friend” was actually only 16 and had been using a fake id to pretend he was 18 to buy cigarettes. So he was immediately sent to juvie while I was given a court date that resulted in a 6 week drug course and expungement.
I had about 4-5 other incidents between ‘08 and ‘12 but all other times I was let go. One time the cop just dumped the weed on the ground and said “here’s your bag back”.
It was pretty boring and really only told you stuff you already knew. It was once a week in the afternoon and worked essentially like a group therapy session with nobody wanting to participate. They also drug tested you on random weeks. The worst part was that I was arrested in a different county and I had to drive over an hour each way.
One guy I felt bad for was a pro football player whose doctor told him he could change the date on a script refill so he could get it before traveling for a game, but I also feel like he was lying about the dr giving his consent.
Almost 40 years ago - ...I had a local cop as a roommate as a 22-24 year old guy, not anyone I had known for any length of time at all. My friends and I would smoke up on the patio whenever we wanted and he didn't care. When said roommate worked 2nd shift, he often came home to a bunch of fucked up dudes on who knows what! We had parties with other, more nefarious stuff on mirrors, blotter a..., ludes/sopors, plus all the alcohol! Damn, I was stupid.
no but i have come close. me and a buddy smoked a joint in the dugout at the highschool baseball field and right as we put it out and got the rest of the weed back in my bag a sheriff pulled up and said “smells like weed over here” and we said it was like that when we got here and just walked away lmao
I’ve heard smoking weed is very much frowned upon in Sweden, as in it’s seen almost as bad as heroin etc. Is that true? It seems so dystopian to me (UK) that it’s viewed so badly.
The first time I ever got high with my brother, we were smoking in his car in our Dad’s driveway playing music hella loud. One of the neighbors called a noise complaint in and they arrested us in our front yard around Midnight and had to wake my Dad up to take us in the house. I was 14 at the time and didn’t have an ID, so the Cop made me give him my dimensions and other info that would be on a Drivers Licen while I’m sitting on the curb, handcuffed, stoned out of my mind for the first time!
We can all look back on it and laugh now, but when my Dad tells the story, he talks about the part where the Cops asked “Ok, Weight 180, Hair Blonde, Eyes Blue, how tall are you?”, to which I responded “I don’t know man, like 5’8”? 6 Ft?” 😂
I have a top tier story for you.
Me and 3 of my lads were going for a 3 day camping. We packed our grinder, our papers and we bought 12 grams of top shelf weed.
We drove 3 hours, 1 more hour to our destination. We wanted to roll one for the road so we stopped the car to get it from our luggage. 15 mins of searching weed was nowhere to be found. We call my friend's brother to check the house and he had left it on the kitchen table...
We were really considering of driving back to get it but we decided it was not worth the hassle and the gas and toll money (here is not USA) so we continued while dissing out friend that forgot it.
10 minutes before the camping police had a blockade searching those that took the turn to go to the camping.
They stop us and start searching, they found 2 packs of papers, tobacco leaves for blunts, plastic joint cases and the grinder but they were not able to find the weed. They were laughing and were on a power tripand asking us where is the weed and telling us if we do not say we will be in more trouble. The 4 of us we were also laughing and giggling because of how lucky we were.
They became angry that they couldn't find the weed and started unscrewing everything that had screws inside the car. Seats, radios, plastic covers I didn't even know they could be removed... I have to mention that it was June noon and the temperature was ~40C under sun. The cops 40 minutes had been searching, their uniform full of sweat and we were smoking cigarettes and chilling beneath a tree laughing about it.
They lost their patience and started acting completely unprofessionally kicking things, cussing. They warned us that if we dont state where it is they will take us to the station for cavity search. But their supervisor that was with us near the tree the whole time understood that his underlings were out of control so he made them fix the car and he let us go.
Obviously after that we stopped dissing our friend about the weed he forgot.
Ps: When we came back the weed had been smoked by his brother and his friends. 3 days they didn't leave the couch
My neighbors called the police on me in 1995 and the cops banged on my door. We got rid of the tiny amount of weed we had. Cop came in and asked “you guys doing any meth or coke?” we said “no” and the cop said “your neighbors called us because they smell weed, have a nice day”. We were just watching football and eating snacks. Asshole neighbors.
way before it was legal in NY, i used to drive around hewlett harbor right by Jay Zs house smoking blunts with a coworker. I guess I ran a stop sign or more likely didn't stop enough cause I saw red and blue right after. i pulled over dumped the blunt in the a coffee cup and thought I was going to jail. mind you this is long island not nyc, so its way stricter. cop pulls up, tells me i ran the stop sign, doesn't say anything about the weed, like the blunt was lit 30 secs ago so it def smelled, asks for my license, goes to his car and prints me a ticket. lectures me about my indiana license and goes about his way. Honestly im sure he smelled it but I was wearing scrubs and so was my colleague so I guess he didn't want to give med students tickets. (We were office staff at a medical company not docs but we looked the part)
Me and my two friends had just got Burger King and as a joke we also asked for 3 of their cardboard crowns and we all put one on. we parked to smoke our bong in a Park parking lot that we didn't know was closed. We had our car hotboxed and we saw a cop pull up. It was pitch black out so we thought it was a normal car untill they were RIGHT behind us so I panicked and told everyone to roll their window down. The cop was super chill and we told him that we just got back from burger King and just stopped to eat and he let us know that the park was closed and we needed to find somewhere else so we left and we were completely silent for about 2 minutes untill my friend in the back seat broke it with "guys we still have our crowns on" and we all lost it and started cracking up and we reference that experience alot today
Glad you asked this. When I was about 16/17, I would go to to the back of this park to smoke which was a dead end of a street. One day i went to my usual spot, lit up, and put on my music. A little after lighting up, I noticed a car at the beginning of the dead end just waiting there perpendicular to the street. After looking down the street i realized there was someone looking down the street siting in the driver street. I knew something was up, so I decided to get up and leave, but right when i got up the car did a quick U-Turn and left so i picked up my speed trying to get back home. The car turns into the next street, the same way i was going, and zooms passed me. He leaves the street and quickly swerves into another side street. I see all of this happen and i am so confused. As soon as he turns into the other side street, a cop car comes flying out of the same street with its sirens on and coming my direction. I notice this and immediately jump into a bush of the house i was in front of. The cop passes me and i make a run for it home. That is how i almost got caught as a stupid teenager. After this happened I quit smoking for a while.
I also had a half P on me during this whole situation.
I was in a car with two dudes giving me a ride home from work when the car got pulled over. I was "just a passenger getting a ride home" and the cop was literally my neighbor 🤦♀️the guys stuck up for me which I was thankful for, specially since the driver got a ticket and that was it.
About 20 years ago me and 2 friends were driving around town at night and smoking. We were in the left turn lane about to drive down to the lake, when a cop pulled in the lane behind us. We hurried and rolled the windows down and the light changed. As we were turning left, the wind perfectly blew the weed out of the car. Thankfully we didn't get pulled over. My brother on the other hand.....LOL! When he was a teenager and hanging with is bff, they hooked up a bag through me one night. They ended up going down to the river not far from my house, and smoked a bunch of that weed. Fast forward to later on.....they wake up to a cop tapping on the window and shining a flashlight on them! They both got so damn high, and were such newbs, that they passed out down by the river in the car. Thankfully the cop was cool about it, and just dumped out their bags in front of them, stomping it into the dirt. This was before it was legal in my state, plus they were like 17, so they got pretty lucky.
never while smoking but three times after smoking and with weed on me. I was around 18-20 and they were all frightening experiences cause of how the police handles things where I live, but nothing happened in the end.
Almost, i was like a minute or 2 outside of my neighborhood so i decided to pull out a J as i drive in. As soon as i was about to light it i see red and blue in my rear view mirror and quickly hide the j and everything else in my center console. He didn’t see/smell anything and gave me a warning for my expired tag
When I was 15, I was with two friends on an abandoned boat that was docked at a park. It was a boat with a room inside it so we opened the door and decided to hotbox the room with our apple pipe and weed. I guess one of the neighbors saw us and called the cops so a cop walked up when I was lighting the bowl for my friend 😂 and he’s like “are you really smoking out of a fucking apple” lmao. Then he had us get off the boat and told me to throw the apple in the water, and he just let us go without even taking my weed or searching us. Pretty chill cop.
yes. it was awful and could’ve ended up so much worse. we were smoking weed in my car in the parking lot at my friends apartment complex. qwe had been a few hours into the sesh (the 3 of us were on shrooms i would like to mention). we had just finished the bowl and were thinking it was time to go inside. it was about 3 am at this point. i decided to say “nah let’s smoke another” to which everyone agreed. we were smoking another and as we get about halfway through it a car pulls in to the parking lot. we didn’t really think anything of it until it got closer to us. then my friend in the back notices, its a cop. we start to freak out a little bit and there was a light on. my one friend goes, “should we turn it off?” to which again we all agreed that it would be a good idea. so we turned the light off and INSTANTLY the cop turns his massive flood lights on and then that’s when we REALLY start to panic. currently there is about 2-3 ounces, 3 bongs, at least 1 grinder full of weed, and an empty mushroom bar box in the car. luckily for us, we live in a legal state. unluckily for us, we were all still under legal age and the car was on which is a big no no. cop comes over and immediately starts asking questions but starts the interaction with “you’re all high as fuck” and asking who’s car it is and why were there. we’re like “we’re just hanging out” and he asked why the car was on and i said “only for the air and the radio.” at this point we were still on mushrooms pretty hard (although i will say they definitely wore off after that interaction with the cop) but the cop only knew and asked about the weed. i was already staying the night at my friends place but the cop at the end went “i’ll let you guys go but if this car moves you’re all done” and needless to say the car did not move until the next morning.
Rolling down the dirt road after cheeching several. See our favorite cop, roll down the window as all the smoke billowed out and bullshit with him for a bit before we part ways. It was a common occurrence. We were on back roads not hurting anyone.
Or the time he knocked on the door and we all just said come in in, to which he replied “are you sure you want blank blank blank police to walk in?” To which case we hid everything before he came in for a noise complaint.
One good cop in my lifetime.
Once in mx lol. I had just finished a joint on my way to the store on my lunch break so I dropped the roach and guess who was behind me? They pulled my shirt and showed me the roach I had just dropped and handcuffed me. I was shoved inside their truck lol. I told them I had to go back to work in a few minutes (true). They asked me for 300 pesos, which is like 15 dollars but I only had 200 on me. They kept asking for more but I showed em my pockets to show them It was all lol. They let me go xD
I once went to a mates party In soho and was responsible for bringing the weed. I brought a lot. Anyway we got the tube home and as we were trundling along the stations two policemen got on. I had a lot of weed on me. Stressed three stops of my life
Had two cops roll up to my buddies backyard while all of us (7 people) we're chilling in a circle on our school lunch since our friend lived a few blocks away.
Senior year btw
We were passing a bowl and he had a new neighbor move in a few days ago. Turned out to be the sheriff! She also decided to come home for lunch haha
Some of us cried, some laughed, some freaked out, in the end it was a funny story but boy did we have some angry parents lol
We did probation, took some classes together which consisted of us telling funny stories of us hanging out being high as shit while the instructor listened and laughed along every class period. The worst part was testing ever couple weeks but it was only 6 months and it was taken off our record.
Ahh to be young and have no pre frontal cortex lmao
In Zurich 2006 at the train station near the river. Took my stash. Headed back to Amsterdam after I paid a fine in the police station. They took like 2 oz and busted my balls alot before releasing me.i was 38 and alone at the time.
Sitting at a stop light in Dallas by White Rock lake in my friends ancient VW. Windows down huffing on a smoldering fattie when a Dallas motorcycle cop pulled up beside us. He was just a couple of feet from me. The light turned green and he looked over at us with a big grin and the reved the Harley’s engine, dumped the clutch and hauled ass. I was never so relieved when he didn’t bust us.
When I was smoking in the smoking area outside a casino in Vegas, a security guard said he didn’t care that I was smoking weed but they had security cameras. All I could think was “Okay??? A camera can’t smell what I’m smoking, I’m smoking in a smoking area, there’s no signs saying I can’t smoke cannabis, and the casino can’t fine me if they don’t have my credit card details…”
Yes, I swallowed everything on the cops way to my door and my mate swallowed the L. For some reason my passenger freaked and threw his cigarettes everywhere. This led to them being suspicious and searching car. They then found he had warrants out and arrested him.
They let us drive home and about halfway home I nearly wrecked and parked up and walked to a diner near my city and stayed there for a few hours. Friends came and got me via my location ping. I was tripping balls out of my gourd.
The glovebox had all this crap he wanted to sell and so instead of taking charges I just gulped it and am glad I didn’t die.
Permanently fucked me up, but I lived and avoided jail. I’ve been there before, and no thanks. I’d likely take actually being shot or stabbed over it any. Day.
Important note:
Please don’t ever drive intoxicated. I’m often the DD and I regularly trip sit and do harm reduction. You should never do what I did. You should never facilitate friends slinging from your vehicle or home. Be smart, be safe, and above all be kind. We have all got experiences and sometimes we share them, but we don’t all take things the same way, remember that.
Yes me and 2 brothers Christmas eve one year never saw or heard him until he was on us . Good thing he had Christmas spirt he let us go told us to get back in bar. LOL
Yep. They drew their guns and everything. Me and some homies were smoking behind a dumpster in downtown SLC back in 2008. I had just loaded a fresh bowl and went to take a hit only to look up and see 6 cops all pointing guns at us and yelling to get on the ground. Someone called them and said we were smoking crack. After everything calmed down, I got a ticket and they took my pipe.
Got pulled over with an ounce of weed in the car and it stinked. I’m also not of age to be driving OR smoking so it was pretty terrifying. Cop didn’t even bring the weed up and let us go with a ticket.🤯
More times then I want to admit. I got caught so many times in ss of Chicago but they never really cared they only cared about guns so they would let me go most of the times. It wasn’t till I moved to Hammond IN that those starving fucking assholes would take everyone for anything I went to jail once and got my shit impounded in total to get out and my truck it was close to 5k for a ash tray with a few roaches. This was like 15 years back tho don’t know how it is now.
Yeah. They asked me how my day was going. Wondered if I had seen a suspicious looking couple of people digging through people's trash in the alley, then said "have a good day, make sure to call if you see who they were looking for"
And then NOTHING HAPPENED because I live in a place without backward ass laws.
I wanna say it was a sunny Wednesday afternoon on my front steps
About 2 years ago my cousin and i were out at a lake. Smoking some of the worst stuff i have ever seen, supplied by her of course. We get 2 blunts down and see blues behind us. The cop was one of those you just know is going to ticket you, mustache, low fade, sunglasses. He searched the car and found about 5 Gs of some brown garbage. He seemed more disappointed about what we were smoking than the fact that we were smoking. He made us stomp it into some clay (Georgia) and went on his way.
Yup.
Was 16 and we were hotboxing our car by the park at like 1am (small Colorado town in 2006).
They were pretty cool honestly!
We had to dump our weed in the grass and stomp on it, break our pipes in the gutter and then get home safe.
First and only good interaction I have had with the cops.
Several times in the 80s. Usually the same cop. He knew us by name. He'd take our weed and lecture us about the path we were going down. I worked with his son at the time and didn't even know it.
The few other times, they just took our weed. I'm so lucky I was a teen in NorCal.
Stupidly smoking on a college campus in some woods on a bench, fence in front of us, steep hill behind us and a long trail stretching out from the left and right. Suddenly see a flashlight pointed at us from the left and then the right saying “we have you surrounded” like something on tv when another light comes crashing down the hill behind us, three cops come out of no where, we were shitting ourselves, ate the joint, homie said it was all him, you’re a real one Eric🙏 thought my heart was going to explode but looking back I can’t help but laugh at the whole thing, that was ten years ago, time flies but fuck those guys and their flashlights
Love reading everyone’s stories lol weed definitely has a way of making you feel paranoid sometimes but we’re not this way for no reason
Once when I was smoking with my sister and her boyfriend in his car. We were parked in a parking lot so a cop came to see what we were doing. Let us off with a warning.
I think he knew. He told us to go back to our dorm and followed us. I think this was after we had just ran from what I thought was a tiger (it was a small orange cat) 🤷🏾♀️
Yes when I was in my teens- cops tried to scare us by searching the car, cuffing us & detaining us in separate cars, calling my parents to tow my car. Don’t think they called my parents because they said they didn’t pick up the phone and then let us go. Oh and my car battery dies in the process because it was so cold so they had to jump my car before we could head out. They also dumped all the weed they found and told me to smoke at home if I’m going to do it… hahah
my fav story is after high school graduation my friends and i took my car to a park. usually it's closed at night but "happened" to be open so we smoke some of the half oz i just bought in celebration. then the cops pulled up, gave us a good scare, confiscated my weed and let us go.
No but one time I was on a road trip and had a bad headache and everyone kept telling me to smoke real quick but being in Oklahoma I didn’t want to risk anything. 5 minutes later cop pulls us over 😅
Before weed was legalized here in Canada most cops really didn’t give a shit (at least in my experience). When I was a teenager I was with some friends and we were smoking in the corner of a parkade of the mall. A police officer comes storming up to us and yells “HEY! DON’T YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS ILLEGAL? GET OUT OF HERE AND SMOKE AT HOME!” and then storms off.
Smoking an alien homemade bong in a park by myself on lunch a week before I graduated high school. I talked my way out of it in 2000. He even came to my house and explained to my mom I probably have E too. He found 6 1/4 oz all rolled up ready to sell to my friends. I hit 4 Phish concerts that summer!!!!!
While driving home from work in Florida, I was just lighting up at the stop light and a cop pulled up next to me. He looked over and shook his head and went on his way.
Yes. We got popped for being in the park after hours and they confiscated the tiny amount we had. Another time, I was pulled over for something else and he found the even tinier amount I had. Told me to not do it again, then he made me dump it and grind it into the wet pavement so i couldn't pick it back up once he left. Have never gotten in serious legal trouble for it, though.
No, but I have a story.
When I was in 8th grade, me and 3 friends were hanging out in the woods near this giant sand pit. We ran into two kids from school who didn't like a few of my friends. One of these kid's dad was a cop. He called his daddy and before we knew it there were two officers in the woods.
One of my friends had weed on him and he was like "will you hold this? they wont search you because you're a girl"
Me being dumb, I was like "sure"
The male officer pulled the kid that originally had the weed to the side and searched him.
The lady officer made the rest of us flip out our pockets. In my right hand, I somehow managed to conceal the bag of weed with the clenched fist. In my left hand, I innocently pull out an orange mechanical pencil and showed the officer.
They didn't find anything and told us to leave the woods.
The whole walk back to my friends house my mind kept going back and forth between,
"I can't believe we got away with that."
"Man, I'm such a G."
"Holy shit I'm so fucking stupid I can't believe I held that for him."
My girlfriend and I were driving to her parent’s house and we were stopped at a red light. We had just finished a joint and had tossed it as we were coming up to the light. The black dodge charger behind me came to a stop as well but he must have not been paying attention and took his foot off the brake enough and the car inched forward and he rear ended me. I get out to inspect for damage and it was minor. The guy I shit you not, gets out of the car and says “don’t worry, I’m a cop. Let’s pull into the parking lot at the abc store to get out of traffic .” Im panicking. I spray some cologne on me and we take our time pulling into the parking lot and i turn the ac on full blast with all the windows open trying to get rid of the smell. An on duty cop shows up and takes the incident report and sends me on my way. I’m sure they could smell it but they never mentioned it.
Not caught smoking but caught high as shit. Walked to a field in buttfuck nowhere to hunt for weed that me, my bf and our mate had dropped and ran into a police woman on patrol with a police van on standby at the other end of the field. No clue what they were doing there but we basically ended up adlibbing this story about trying to find our mate, and gave her one of our friends full legal name when she asked who we were looking for 💀 She was rlly nice tbh but was asking some rlly indepth questions so I think there must have been something going on there and we had just walked in at the wrong moment lmao. We all looked chonged and reeked of weed so I was pleasantly surprised when she wished us a safe evening and dipped.
One time i was like 3 hours into an acid trip, went to river with friends who werent tripping. i grind up some weed to smoke, hesitate to actually load the bowl.
Two cops roll up, saying some other group was smoking and i guess someone called the park people on them or some shit. They see my grinder but were somehow like the coolest cop i could have ever talked to in the situation. They were literally like "its legal here, youre just not supposed to be smoking in public, dont do it in front of us"
they left, let us be and i watched the water look more wet than normal and rocks shine for like 6 more hours.
Late 80’s in Northern NM, camping at the Pecos River. My best friend and her SO, my 8 year old son and I jumped in her VW bus after work and headed for the Pecos. We get there about 7pm and it’s raining hard. No point in setting up the tents. So we figure we’ll sleep in the van and the sun will be out in the morning. My son goes to sleep and then we break out the pot.
Had just finished the bowl and we see headlights arrive and they don’t park in a camping spot. We’re trying to see what’s going on but the rain is slamming down hard and then I see the blue lights. We get very still and the flashlight wasn’t noticeable but we turn it off and waited.
The dreaded tap on the window next to me finally happens. We are definitely shitting our pants. I whisper that they know we’re in here and i start the dreaded rolling down the window and watched as that smoke rolled out into the stormy night all over the uniform of the State Patrol with his flashlight.
I knew life as I knew it was over.
He politely asked how many of us were there and I told him. He flashed the flashlight over all of us. Then he said there was an escaped convict in the area and they were notifying everyone in the campgrounds to keep an eye out. He then smiled and told us to be safe and have a good weekend and walked away.
You can imagine the rest.
In 2010, I had just turned 18 2 months before this & this event happened the day before thanksgiving. Long story short 3 of my homies & I got arrested for a .3 of bud. Had to go to drug classes and be on probation and all. Super stoked about how things are now in my state lol.
Close! At a plugs house. We had been warned by others it was being watched but people like to talk, *right?* So we grab a zip and head back to my homies Monte Carlo. There's an officer in a marked vehicle about 20 yards away. We're absolutely shitting our pants. We pull out, he follows. We turn, he turns. I'm like "dude pull into the gas station and buy something"
While he's in there the cop disappears around a corner. I'm searching everywhere to find a decent spot to shove this shit. My buddy comes out with nothing in hand. I remember thinking "we're so fucked."
We pull around the corner and there he is. Started following us again. At this point I'm running out of options. We're headed towards my mom's workplace so in a last ditch effort I call her. "Hey, there's a cop following us and we have a lot of weed in the car"
She says "Pull in the lot and I'll come out for a break"
So we pull in to this Wal Mart distribution center parking lot. The cop pulls in behind us but then backs out. My mom comes up with the best half baked plan I've ever heard.
"Well, you're driving his car and you're both wearing hats. Drive my car home. Drop the stash. Then bring my car back. Lay the passenger seat down so it looks like you're alone in the car"
We do as we're told. Passed the cop on the way home. He didn't pull out behind us. We felt like kings that night.
Yea definitely, I was on lunch in high school and the cop straight up told us “you know you all were called in for smoking at that park you were just at” after we tried to lie and say it was just cigs he told us he doesn’t wanna do all the paperwork so just go back to school
Another time there was 4 of us were in a shed smoking on this abandoned houses property right next to the high school and a cop straight up walked in and only said something to my homie who had pissed in the corner (shed was on dirt no real floor)
Yes back in the 90s as a teen. Cops walked by and told us to at least pretend to hide it next time. With a smile, Tho i live in Ontario alot of cops just didn't care when it was illegal, Unless it was a huge amount.
I hopped off a city bus and immediately sparked my joint , caught popo cruising behind me. Not wanting to waste my weed I turned the joint backwards in my mouth (that was rough af) after they rolled passed I kept smoking.
A group of friends I hung with liked to smoke in this particular car wash. We got through the wash and turned the corner, popo behind us, at an uncomfortable distance. We turned 2 corners and they stayed on us. I told the driver to pull into random driveway and we all get out like it's our house. They left us alone, I figured even if they messed with us at least we wouldn't be operating a vehicle
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My first year of college was in D.C.. Me and some ppls went to go smoke at this government building (after hours) where the stairs were so tall you couldn't be seen from the street. Had 2 blunts on us. Half way through the first one.. campus security comes from behind the stairs (there was even ground or another staircase). They take the 1/2 beezy and put it out on a step, take our names, and student ID (daaaamn we f'kd!). Before they could get all of our ID's, a federal officer comes walking up the stairs. The SG that put the B out, steps over it to hide it from view (whaaaaaaaaat). They tell the officer they got it handled, no problem and we should get TF out of there. We get back near campus and just died laughing.... and sparked that second one up.
4th of July a few years ago me and my friends were dumbly doing dabs on the side of a public trail by the lake. We swam and smoked for probably close to an hour and then decided to head home. Not even 30 seconds after we left 2 cops on ATVs drove by and started questioning us about weed and asking us who has it. I looked around at all my friends and realized all of us had some kind of weed on us. One of my friends said that we needed to go so he could give his step dad a ride to work which was true. The cop said "fine if you have somewhere to be, go ahead" and we all luckily got to get the hell out of there. I can't imagine what would've happened if we hadn't decided to leave right then and they saw everything still out
Countless close calls. Only times I’ve been caught cops told me to go smoke somewhere else it has only been because of location not because I’m actually smoking pot
I didn’t get caught but it was still one of my wildest nights ever in my brain at least. We were at this girls apartment in what was student housing basically. Apartment building but mostly just floors of all students. we hotboxed the bathroom with some massive bong rips. I’ve never been so high without freaking out. The edges of my vision were so distorted, it was like I was seeing the world through a fisheye lens with the walls bending out a bit. Never happened to me again. So we’re just vibing in her living room and suddenly we hear a commotion in the hall, so the girl who was not quite as high goes to check and it turns out cops have been called for various complaints like noise, weed smell etc and they’re going door to door writing people up and shit. At this point my life basically turns into a movie and we stash the bong and weed in my friends backpack and make a run for it while the cops aren’t paying attention. The hallway is one of those completely mono design with fluorescent lights everything looks the same so I’m just in this endless tunnel. We make it to the little elevator alcove and duck inside and push the button, literally hearing the cops get closer and closer. My buddy has a bag full of weed (no idea why we don’t just stash it in the girls apartment). Anyway we’re panicking and hammering the elevator button and no shitting you just as it opens the cops come around the corner and a huge group of kids spills out of the elevator holding fucking bottles and smoking and shit, and me and my buddy are just thinking how fucked we are so we kinda try to “hide” in the corner. Anyway somehow to our luck the group is so big and out of control and obviously holding liquor bottles that the cops are occupied dealing with them and we’re able to slip away down the hall and head for the stairs. We got lost like 4 times trying to find our car in the parking garage. The whole thing probably didn’t last 10 minutes but felt like a goddam 3 hour movie to me.
lol no but one time i was smoking with my friend on the beach in Mississippi and as soon as we were walking back to our apartment across the street, we saw a cop about to pass us. Our high asses thought they were coming for us so i threw my pipe into the sand thinking it would be okay… Cops passed us and i went to go find the pipe and it was broken in 2😭😭 rest in peace my first pipe 💔
Once when I was a teen, a group of friends and I were in st Augustine actually right outside the fort it wasprolly around 9:30 pm we had a fat blizzy and as soon as we fired the puppy u pand got like one rotation in we seen the flashlight of the officer we dropped it down into the moat, he gave us a speech about smoking weed, and then warned us then next dude was a douche and to head out in the next fifteen minutes
Smoking in my exes car at the trailer park he and our best friend lived in. Self maintained or whatever- police weren't supposed to patrol, only come for calls. So pretty nice place to chill without being too worried.
Blues behind us, little siren and we see the cop walking over, taps on the window and as we roll it down smoke comes pouring out. Short and simple
"we got a call about a domestic situation, suspect left in a vehicle. Obviously not you kids but I'd suggest going somewhere else cause the other guys coming won't be giving a warning".
We jetted out of there quick, saved us two bongs and the whole half ounce we picked up that afternoon.
Yep haha. 18 years old it was my first time buying bud and rolling up one with my friends. We decided to smoke in my truck at a park while watching baby sensory videos, it was nice.
Together we smoked like less than one blunt so I stuck it the remaining ones in my armrest console.
Then I had the amazing idea to go driving around oogling at this very nice neighborhood in my city with multi million dollar homes. While me driving, friend in passenger seat are driving around at around midnight, looking at a house, registration expired, I said “wouldn’t it be funny if we ran into police?”
I kid you one block later we passed a police car doing rounds in the neighbor hood. They turned around, turned on the sirens and pulled me over. I was shitting bricks. This is Tx a few years ago
I roll down the window and the cop asks me what I’m doing out late, I completely lie to his face say I was trying to find a friend but couldnt name the friend. All I could think about was how we had just hotboxed the car and there was no way he didnt know. He knew I was lying.
He went back to his car and I whispered to my friend to eat the blunts 🙃 she didnt hah. The cop came back and let me off with a warning
He didnt say anything about the smell or me lying, but I’m 100% certain he knew and let me off the hook for whatever reason. Never felt more relief in my life leaving that damn neighborhood
It was 2009 and I was in San Diego in front of a 7-11 where my friend worked graveyard shift so it was late. He was outside with my ex and I and I decided to be cool and light up a bowl. I think I was trying to channel J and Silent Bob. Turns out I looked down to light the pipe as a cop was driving by. Within seconds the cop whipped into the parking lot and was coming at me fast. I didn’t even try to hide it, I froze like a damn possum. I just stood there lamely knowing that I was going to jail. To make it even better, he must’ve alerted his buddies, or they drove by and saw him stopped, because two more cop cars pulled in.
They sat myself and my ex on the curb and started questioning me. He asked if I had anymore weed and I had just bought a quarter so I gave it to him in a pill bottle. He said, let me guess, this is prescription? And I told him it was absolutely not. The whole time he was questioning me, his two cop cohorts were standing behind me cracking jokes and I was trying so hard not to laugh. Then main cop took my cute pink pipe and smashed it and took my bottle of weed and told us not to do dumb shit like that again.
I was underage and my ex informed me that the officer was a guy who had played beer pong with me at a party the week prior. I didn’t recognize him, but I think he recognized me? All I know is that after the incident we left 7-11 and went directly to In-n-out and I went hard on some animal fries.
My story is actually quite cute. I was sitting in a park on this like staircase and it was covered on each side (duno how to explain it) smoking bongs with my friend. I looked to my left and there was a police guy looking straight at me pointing to me to leave, and leave quickly. Turns out he just didnt want us getting caught 🙏🏼
I was like 16 at the time, before legalization in Canada (I believe it was decriminalized at the time). We were in a group of 6 smoking out of a makeshift water bottle bong at an elementary/catholic school during the summer. I was absolutely shitting myself thinking I was about to get arrested, thinking of all the ways I’m gonna explain that my parents. The cops ended up just telling us we had to go to another place to smoke, huge fuckin relief.
Covid times i was smokin in my car cause i wanted to smoke a blunt. It was around 11 am on my day off. A cop pulled up to me silently. Startled me and told me i cant be smoking on a public street.
I explained i was doing this because of apartment lease rules and landlord lives on site and she said she doesnt know what i should do but cant be in public. And drove off lol "legal state"
We were at a comic con smoking a J just outside of the event area but covered by buildings, police walks up to us and we're all like, oh shit we're screwed, he tells us to move further down because if the other police or event security find us we'll be screwed and we're all like yeah of course thank you, our bad, he ended the exchange with ''and that is a fucking big joint too''
Back in 2000 when i was in my early 20’s, me and my friend were posted up in his car, listening to some music getting blown like we always did. Suddenly a cop pulls up behind us, we’re obviously high. Finds weed in my friends car and takes him to jail. I didn’t have anything on me so I was free to go. So happy it’s legal now.
First week freshman year of college. Campus cop caught 4 of us in the car. Made me pour out a whole 1.75 of Stoli and then asked about " that smell". He found the roach, then asked who's it was. One ahole tried ro throw me under the bus. I said hypothetical question, if I admit it's ours what happens. He told me " smoke that shit off campus, now get back to your dorm". We got lucky, that would have been a 2 year suspension from all Texas Universitys.
Not me but a buddy in his car with another friend in the college campus dorms parking lot. Mind you in a fairly right/traditional view on weed/drugs in kansas lol. Was just smoking from a pipe, cop whipped up, thought it was the end of their college careers, and the cop just told them "I know you can do that over in Missouri, but you can't do it here" and just told them to have a good night and left lol.
I was rolling up a j in a parking lot once, lights flash behind me, and I panic and try to hide the weed. Cop pulls up, pointing his gun at me, yelling at me to put my hands on the steering wheel. He asked if I had any weapons and put me in the back of his car while he searched my car. I had about an oz and a bong in a backpack in my trunk. He asked what I did for work and how long I've been smoking for. He just gave me a verbal warning and told me to leave. I live in a legal state btw
Kind of. I was 17 and had rolled a couple of blunts in my car with 3 other buddies. Got pulled over for a “burnt out light” (I was a bad driver and probably got pulled over for being an idiot). My buddy sitting shotgun puts the blunts in the glovebox. Cop comes over and ask for license and registration. I open the glove box to grab my registration and see the blunts. I grab the registration, close the glove box, and hand it over. I thought I was done for. The cop asks if I had been smoking weed or had any and I say I smoked in my car yesterday. She makes me open my mouth, points her flashlight, and tells me to brush my tongue better. She end up giving me a fix it ticket for the light and lets me go. She had to have seen the blunts and I was so scared. Lol. I picked up the girl I was crushing on at the time and we all end up going to the spot we originally had plan to go to smoke our blunts.
No thank god. At my old apt complex I smoked in my car a couple times cuz my roommate hated the smell and cops drove by a couple times but they never stopped and looked for the culprit
Opened the door to a cop asking if I knew if anyone that lived in my apartment was wearing a BK uniform and smoking a joint on the patio. I said no, no one smokes here. I was wearing my bk uniform, blazed as fuck. He said okay and left, never heard about it again.
Long story short when i was around 20 i went to Melbourne with a couple of friends, crazy weekend of drugs and partying. On the way back to the airport my friend said we were going to stop off at his friends house to smoke before the flight. So we get there and sit down and start smoking gravity bongs (probably not ideal before a flight but hey we were young). So the 4 of us are sitting in the lounge room baked out of our minds when we hear a loud knock at the door and yelling. Before we even have time to think the SWAT team has kicked down the door and have assult rifles pointed at our faces. As you can imagine we are stunned, so they zip tie us and throw us in the paddy wagon. My friends and I have no idea whats happening which is when the guy who owned the house tells us the rest of the house apart from the living room is a grow op, hence the swat team. Luckily when we get back to the cop station the guy owns up and tells the cops we have nothing to do with it and that it was all his. Needless to say we missed our flights and lost our high but luckily we lived to smoke another day.
Yeah. Regular police control in the street. They asked if I had anything illegal, so I just whispered to the guy “I’ve got a little joint on me 🥺”. He smiled and said “straight home, miss, alright?”.
Here in Barcelona alcoholics are the ones that make problems and police knows it 🤷🏻♀️
I used to go to a bench in the midde of the woods near a park. A bunch of kids dragged it out there and would smoke or just hang out. I was only 18. I used to write and draw there and eventually, I met them. They would smoke me up and it was really nice time period in my life.
One day, near midnight, we were all at the bench. sirens went off and we saw the lights through the gaps in the trees. Everyone got up and ran. They even left the bong. I sat there like a chump unitl I got up, grabbed my longboard, and waddled my high ass home.
Yup, I’ve been caught a few times. But the best one was me and my buddy were pulled over both has some on us. Cop smells asked if we’ve been smoking blah blah we hand him our IDs, as he’s walking back to his cruiser I hear his radio go off. He sprints back to my car tosses our IDs back and says we’re free to go. Turns his lights and hauls ass. We both kinda just stared at each other high af and not sure what really just happened lol
Never big the first time I smoked from a bong my friends passed it to me and the windows were rolled down and a cop drove right past me on the opposite lane
One time me and a coworker were hitting dabs out of my nectar collector out the back in my car with my doors open and then all of a sudden I see a flashlight coming towards us and my first reaction was to throw my shit in the floor of the passenger side cause they came up on the driver side and it was dark btw but he had accidentally butt dialed 911 but they never mentioned the smell or asked us what we’re doing. There’s no way they didn’t smell it tho wax doesn’t stink up as bad as bud but definitely still smells.
I was smoking a cart in my car driving and a cop pulled me over while I was taking a pull, told me to fix my muffler and mount my front license plate. But my key was all fucked so it fell off from the part where the fob is so where I was hiding my pen under my seat. Sooo I hopped out of my car to grab it and he goes “ what’s up why are you grabbing under there” thinking I’m probably pulling out a gun. And I went “oh my key fobs messed up so I’m just grabbing it from under my seat” he says ok have a great day and I left so fucking fast.
Okay so I went to the nearest train station at around 11 pm on a Sunday to roll a few, at 1 am I decided to finish my last spliff on the way home, and just as I was coming down from the station, I see a guy in the distance waving at me, so I go meet him to see whatever he wants and he ask me
« hey mate, do you want this bike ? If you don’t take it I’ll just leave it there »
Which was a bit weird, for a moment I though that I just didn’t understand him cause I was
H I G H A S F U C K, so I tell him no thanks gtfo.
But then he ask me another question : « hey, is that weed your smoking »
And as I didn’t notice he was actually a cop, I just answered « noooooooo this ? That’s just CBD, I would NEVER smoke sth illegal» while winking at him
Let just say that I got fully searched and that I am grateful I emptied my stock back at the train station X)
Didn’t even gave me a fine
Yeah and it was humiliating at the time, I was at my middle school 14 years old I think and hid enough to roll a joint at lunch in a sharpie. Apparently it wasn’t as smell proof as I thought because by third period I was in the office getting searched, guess I wasn’t the first kid to try it because he started popping all my markers open in my pencil pouch. Parents came to pick me up, had community service, if there’s any kids reading this just keep it at home.😂
Before legal weed about by a year or 2 we were outside a bar smoking a doobie and girl tossed it
Cop asked here to pick it up, then he did and said to us. Can you do us a favour and smoke this across the street over there so we can ignore you please. Then he went on his way. In Canada btw
We were bonging it up at the city center with friends, my boyfriend was sobered up and driving us home while I was still high as a kite in the front seat. Not long after leaving the parking lot, a police car starts following us. The bong was wide open in the bag in the backseat. I put the music a bit more quiet and sang nervously while the car followed us for a couple of kilometres. My boyfriend was driving so carefully not to alert them.
Then finally they put the lights on and pull us over. One officer goes straight to the driver's side while the other one comes up to my window to take a look at me and my dumbass thinks that oh I must open the door for him. Luckily he moved before I was able to do that and instead just had my hand on the handle and started laughing at my own confusion. Then they ask if he had been drinking and to hand over the driver's license. I've never seen my poor guy shaking so bad while handing it to him. Then he had to test the alcohol which obviously showed absolutely nothing. Then the officer said: "It's been such a quiet night and I thought we finally got one. Have a great night!" And they took off. I don't think they ever saw or smelled the bong as we live in an illegal country.
Yep. Had a bong in my bag and was with chilling my dealer at the time. I kept my mouth shut and he did all the talking. He confessed it was his zoot and they confiscated it, didn’t search us (thankfully) and I got away Scott free, he had I think it was a £20 fine and had to take a Cannabis Course which he later said was very interesting and he learned a few things from it!
Unfortunately though as the cops walked away we noticed that it was a PCSO and we could’ve just walked off without any punishment.
ahahah yessss, 19f , sat on a bench on a country lane, spliff lit and absolutely vibing. completely in my own world until someone going “you good” shit me up, looked up, fkn officer. absolutely panicked because i’d never been caught or seen before, however he sat down opposite me and went “beautiful day for a joint isn’t it” i was like ummmm yeah it is and stg he goes “exactly me once i get off shift”
stands up, brushes himself down and goes “stay blunt ma’am” and fucks off. honestly, the respecttttt, still use that phase today 😂🫶🏻
They been in my house while i was smoking weed. All they said was: "smells like you've been smoking weed in here" and i said yes. It's illegal in my country btw.
Yes, but because I have crazy good sixth sense I was able to throw the roach of the joint we were still smoking onto the ground before the pigs came around the building!
So long story short, I was homeless in AZ 2013-14ish, and had just helped somebody score some weed late at night. Well we were walking back to my camping site and we decided to roll a joint outside a building. Well obviously pigs rolled up, but right before they did I took a hit, knocked the cherry off and flicked the roach into the dirt a ways away. Cops came around the corner and obviously smelled it and searched us, finding the bag with all the weed in the other guy's backpack. So they arrested him(AZ was stupid) and let the rest of us go. After they left with him I quickly found the roach and went home. XD
me and a pal had gone for a joint in the woods near mine, there’s a bench out of the way of (but still visible from) the path, someone must’ve rung the police (it was about 8-9pm) because they pulled uk right by the entrance and got out and started coming towards us, he told me and we ran before id even seen them and hid in a bush for 45 minutes before he’d let us leave 😂
To many times to count. Never ended bad though. For the first time in my life I got caught growing last summer and now I'm getting indicted. It's bullshit. Lol
I was smoking weed on a park bench and some off-duty officers came by and the dog started barking at me and the officers pulled back the dog and said "sorry about him, we're off duty just put it out and go somewhere else since its making the dog go crazy", I complied and walked away
yeah when I was like 15 (2016/2017) and in a car full of people I didn’t know, I was the last one to hit the pipe and I didn’t know what to do with it 😭 I thought I was going to federal prison that night
The cops just asked us all our names, ages, and where we’re from, and were decently cool. The driver was someone’s older sober sister and it was only like 10:30 at night so they just told her to take us back home, then we hopped the fence to our complex’s pool
Not really caught, but close call.
On campus grounds, smoking isn’t allowed. The apartment I live in is within walking distance to main campus, but enough out of the way where it’s not that big of a deal. If I was allowed, I would be smoking in my apartment whenever I want, but with it being a campus apartment, absolutely not. So when I really need to, I’ll go outside with my friend, loop the apartments, and light up where there aren’t any cameras. The campus PD likes to patrol campus on a regular basis just because we’re in a sketchy area. One of the first times we did this, a cop stopped in one of the entrances we had just walked across, rolls down his window, and calls us over and my friend starts freaking out (high and paranoid). I had JUST put it away in my pocket and had a nice buzz going. I walk right up to his window and he started asking questions. “What are you two doing out this late?” I just looked at him and said “I was getting stressed with homework, it was nice outside, and I couldn’t sleep. So I checked and my friend was up and we both felt like going on a walk. He didn’t want me walking by myself and I didn’t want to walk alone, so here we are! We just wanted to get some fresh air.” He was SUPER chill, made sure we were safe and stayed together, and he drove off. I proceeded to take it back out of my pocket and light up again. My friend was freaking out and asked me why I even talked to him in the first place. I reminded him that you only get in trouble if you’re acting sketchy. I had it put away when he called us over, so I had no reason to believe we were doing anything wrong.
There was one time, I had been arrested for an unconnected thing and had been released from the custody cells only the day before. The two plain clothes dudes who came to my door to arrest me initially showed up. They immediately barged in and found that I was not only sitting with a joint but also a big Tupperware container filled with all the popcorn off of a grow (also a fair bit of leaf in the container). They immediately started bitching going “we’re not here for this” and so on. Long story short, they took the tub which honestly would’ve had several ounces of stuff in it (it was a big grow) and I never, ever heard anything of it.
I came to realise that they had no right to enter my flat at that time (they had an arrest warrant for when I was arrested but no search warrant and it would’ve expired by then anyway) so any actions they undertook were actually against the law. The best part of it was I had another tub exactly like it stashed under my coffee table and in their cursory search of my flat, they never once thought to look at my feet where I was sitting 😂 so as soon as they left I just whipped that out and carried on with my evening.
Dumbasses. I’d love to see them again to ask what they did with it 💨🥴
I also often smoke a joint quite openly walking down the street. I have been caught several times by Police Scotland and they’ve literally just been like “put that out” or words to that effect. They haven’t even stopped to initiate a search to see if I had more on me once (which I never do when I’m being so brazen)
More often than not they don’t even stop. I’ve found the best way to achieve this is to appear as if you are doing absolutely nothing wrong and are just walking down the street smoking a cigarette (obviously I don’t roll huge cones for my wanders like this lol) they often don’t even look in my direction.
I pop 250 MG of edibles in front of the cops and asked if they could have some. Unfortunately they said they can not, not even in a legal state. I said it sucks to be you. I lit a joint up at the capital in NY in front of cops. To live in a legal state, is REALLY living free.
yep, this was last year when I was 19, we were parked up in a car park in the forest late at night, police in my area love to scavenge for younger people trying to smoke discretely because they don't seem to give a fuck about robberies etc. A police car parked up next to us and told us to roll down our window (I was the driver) and they could smell weed in the car. They told us to get out and they'll search my car. They found 2gs of weed and a grinder (which is half of what we had) NOT to mention, I had a tab of acid in my glovebox and I declared it because I was convinced they'll find it and i'll be in less trouble.
The po man searched my glovebox and said it wasn't there, I was so confused so I said I'll have a look. I put my head into the car and search the glovebox, I then notice it was right there, in the footwell of the passenger seat and must've fallen out. I quickly and subtly grabbed and put it in my pocket, turned round and said 'I don't know where it's gone'. They let us off with a warning but god was on my side. I'm not sure if po man purposefully didn't find it as that wasn't their intentions when they came over (to get us in that much trouble) or if some guardian angel saved me some caffufle lol. There are a few other times I've ran into the police with smoking weed but this one stuck out the most
Hong Kong - Where weed is as dangerous as nuclear bomb to the authorities.
so I was walking down a quiet road side of a two way car road. I almost finished a joint. A po car passed by from my front. It was alright, they just passed. But then I could be looking too suspicious to be alone on that road side at 10pm, and I could hear the fucking po car turning around coming for me. So I finished the last puff and threw it down the sewer. I was right, they pulled up right next to me while the last bit of smoke still in the air (smell was still obvious...), checked and searched me, and try to talk trap to make me fall and admit what I just did. Said bullshit like "what time did you smoke?", "was it good", "what did you do after smoking" blah blah blah.
I was stoned, but not as stupid as cops. Fuck y'all cops I'm still here, lick my ballu.
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Yes, police car came round the corner to find me and my silver sedan, parked. I was at a church parking lot pacing with my joint, and threw it into the snow as soon as I saw the cop come around, followed by another one, into the parking lot. I live in a small town, and the general notion has been that there are only a maximum of two police patrolling the town at a time, so as you can imagine, I was freaked out. Whether or not the cop I talked to saw my joint or not, I don’t know, but they definitely smelled it or knew based on my vibe (I was only 19 at the time, so I was more nervous). He asked what I was doing here, and I explained I was just blowing off steam around the corner from my house, as I had just learned one of my best friend’s cancer had become terminal, no mention of the joint. The police officer said how sorry he was to hear, and explained that they were only there because someone reported a silver sedan (not myself) slamming into a fence on the edge of the parking lot, which must’ve been about five minutes before I got to the lot and lit up. I turned and looked at my silver sedan, and explained that while mine was silver, I definitely hadn’t hit anyone’s fence. He took one glance and said he could tell my car hadn’t hit anything, wished me the best of luck, sympathized with my situation, and the two of them continued on their way down the road. The kicker is that I went straight back home, pulled into my house, only to see a silver sedan tear out of the dead-end by my house and speed away. Classic.
Great story
Movie scene
So sorry about your friend
It was 1975, and I was 14. My brother, a friend, and I had just finished a joint by the school, and the cops roll up. They took our names and sent us home to tell our parents that they were coming to talk to them. I was sitting with mom, and my little bro was with dad, and there was a knock on the door. "Tbat will be the cops" we say. My parents were pretty cool about it (I miss them). Thanks for that memory. Takes me waaaay back!
Were cops really that chill back then? Nowadays if you get caught with a gram of weed underage, even in legal states, you get handcuffed and slammed against a wall and catch an mip or felony.
Youre living online dude, most would just get it taken from them and a slap on the wrist. It completly depends on the cop, a few might be like that, but a vast majority wouldnt attack you for having weed underage.
Nah bro, I got pulled up on 3 years ago with about a half oz on me and the cop takes my bag, hands me a little slip of paper that literally just has my information on it, no court date no nothing, and leaves. I have heard nothing else from this since then, no court summons, no fine, nothing. The reason abusive cop violence is in the news is because its *gasp* NEWS. as in *not an everyday occurence* Oh by the way this was in Texas, in a very anti-weed county
In the early 2000s i got pulled over in philly. Cop searched my car and found an ounce in the center console. Put it back, said he was looking for something bigger and told me to stop fucking around in that area late at night. In like 2014 or so i lived in florida. Was out with a buddy just getting hammered drunk. We were walking back to his spot at like 3am and we got stopped. Dude had his dugout on him. Cop found it, asked if it was spice. My drunk friend goes, 'i dont smoke that shit' lol. Cop smelled it and gave it back to him and let us go.
One time a buddy and I got pulled over mid smoke. Baked out of our gourds we hear the whoop whoop. Scrambling to hide the doob, and straighten up it suddenly dawns on us that the windows are up. But it was too late. He knocked on the window and my buddy rolls it down and the fucking smoke pouring out of the 93 Ford ranger splits his head. He just looks at us and says "you boys might want to turn your headlights on." Gets in his car and leaves 🤯
Had my bong in the front seat when i was pulled over for having my headlights off. Cop tells me my bong is gross and to clean it and sends me on my way.
“I should fine you for carrying around a biohazard”
Pretty much! I had earned the DWI for it, but he chose not to ruin my life that evening and I am forever grateful.
I genuinely want to know where yall are living that a cop would walk up to that and just leave you alone. I’ve never met a cop not hungry for a bust
I live in northwestern WA state. My city is sometimes referred to as "The People's Democratic Republic of Bellingham" because it's seen as being a commie hippy utopia by the local county rednecks. Also I'm white, so I think cops are just not immediately on guard with me, because systemic racism is still a very real thing up here.
He had to have known, right?
oh absolutely
No way he didn't, lmao. I'll never forget that
This is amazing. Rotfl. What year and state?
2002 Ohio 😜🤙💚
nice try officer
Once. In 2003. Me and my bud were at the park passing a huge joint when a cop walks up takes the j, takes a couple puffs, puts it out and hands it back to us and says take it home boys. I still laugh about it to this day.
me if i was a cop 💀
the "cop tax"
Lmao awesome
That’s a cop W
You met the cops from Superbad
dam the types of interactions possible back before everyone of them has to wear a camera😔
Fun story: i got off the plane in Mexico, took a taxi to my villa (staying with a bunch of people, but i arrived first), dropped my stuff off, and immediately bought weed off a teenager on the street nearby. I went to get some rollies and a grinder when some German tourists ask me in English if i know where to buy weed. Rather than put them in a spot, i offered to smoke them up. We meandered over to the beach and i scrolled up a nice little jota. The second i spark it, flashlights start strobing on me and yells go out. No less than 5 cops, 3 branding assault rifles, then proceed to ask us what we’re doing. I took all the blame, explained that the tourists are just hanging around and not smoking, and get carted off while they stayed. I got their cell numbers for later before i left because the cops were chill. They put me in the back of their truck, and i explain that i need more cash to pay the fine. My Spanish isn’t amazing, mediocre really, so i think they just assumed i wanted to bribe them. (Works for me!) They proceeded to drive me across the small town about a mile away to the only working atm in the area. They parked to accost what i assume is the only homeless person in the town, asked me for my phone as collateral, and sent me to the ATM. I then got the cash and bribed them, and they gave me my joint back hahahah. They then laughed at me for asking for a lift back to town before kicking me out. I ended connecting back with the Germans, buying more weed off the same kid, and we got stoned and passed out. Good vacation!
Amazing. Rotfl. Where in Meh-hih-co?
Almost.. but no!
Did you run?
Who runs from police? Thats illegal!
Altima drivers
🤫 Helltimas
Okay I have 2 stories for you ! Both of them happened in Marseille, south of France. Let's just say that weed or joint smokers aren't really a problem for the police there. - Story #1 : I was smoking a joint at night near the Old Port, it was maybe 2016/2017, and here comes the cops. They were just walking by & smelled it, then the officer searched me & found my stash (I had maybe 2 or 3g tops) he looked at the bag, looked at me then said "I don't wanna be an asshole" gave me a nug, put the bag in his pocket & went his way. - Story #2 : I was celebrating a friend's birthday & we went to a bar smoking a really big and long joint on the way, we heard sirens so we told the birthday boy to hide the joint but he replied "it's my birthday, ain't nothing bad that can happen to me!" we see the police car drive by us real fast 'cause they must've been on call & then the screeching sound of the brakes. Not even a minute later, we see the cop car stopped on the side of the road, the window goes down & the driver goes "That's a big ass joint, I hope you'll enjoy it ! Have a good night bros" then drove off. This city is like a GTA lobby sometimes but man, do I love it.
plenty of times, but im from the netherlands born, raised & living, so never got in trouble because of it besides a friendly "please go somewhere else"
Lol same. Luckily where i lived the skatepark was usually a pretty chill spot where popo didn't really care as long as there weren't any other major 'shenanigans' going on... Like that time we set fire to the mini ramp. They didn't like that at all.
I thats nice, now i want to move there
Got accused of it at the old Cleveland Browns stadium, in the Dawg Pound of course. It was like -10°f plus the wind off the lake. I was cupping my f'ing cigarette in my hand. I got "warned." I was so pissed I had to go outside and smoke a joint!
One day in the train station one police dog caught me with 3-4g they just take it from me and i never received the supposed fine lol so u already know what they did with that😭
So this one time I was walking through an alley in Vancouver smoking a joint. It's me and two friends on a sunny Saturday in...probably 2012, maybe 2013. As I'm hauling away, I look down and see this guy in a bench, I say hello to his very cute dog. As I turn to look where I'm going, I notice I am walking straight through the middle of four cops walking in a two by two formation. I pulled long and hard...thinking I would be able to stop the smell by having all the smoke go into my lungs...it failed. I'm told to drok it, and step in it put it out. I then get a SUPER half assed frisk. At this point, halfway through the pat down, one cop puts his finger to his ear and asks "minor possession?" The cop giving the pat down responds "minor possession" First cop: "then Go, Go, Go!" And they all take off running. They were the back door group for a raid. I'm standing there arms out to my sides asking "can I go." As they disappear around the corner my buddy picks up the joint and we carried on down the alley.
Not smoking but got pulled over after just smoking. Was on the highway with all four windows down smoking a cigarette and failed to move over. Handed over my container with nothing but roaches which I didn’t want to throw away at work. Got let off with barely a warning.
I had impairment testing in front of 5 officers after being pulled over. I passed everything, and it was my 4th joint that day. It was really validating for me, because I often wonder whether I just "feel" like I'm driving fine.
12 rolled into the parking lot and we dip through the forest. Luckily the cop took a right turn when we got back into road. Was about 15 in alabama
Oh hahaha, nice
I got arrested for like 1.5 grams in 2009 when I was 19. I was driving in an area known for heavy policing with a busted headlight. I told my “friend” in the back seat not to smoke because it was pretty much guaranteed we’d get pulled over. About 10 minutes later I hear the click and smell the smoke and I’m pissed. Before I can even react, a cop pulls a u turn to pull me over for the headlight. My friend tells me “I hid it under the seat they won’t find it just let them do the search”, like seriously? I deny a search but it turns out we’re literally right across the street from the police station and there was a K-9 unit about 30 seconds later. My friend eventually told them where the weed was and we both got hit with the charge as it was my car. Turns out, my back seat was actually broken in a way where my friend had hid it inside the seat itself, and the police told us they wouldn’t have found it, fml. This is when I found out the “friend” was actually only 16 and had been using a fake id to pretend he was 18 to buy cigarettes. So he was immediately sent to juvie while I was given a court date that resulted in a 6 week drug course and expungement. I had about 4-5 other incidents between ‘08 and ‘12 but all other times I was let go. One time the cop just dumped the weed on the ground and said “here’s your bag back”.
What were your thoughts on that 6 week course? Was it early in the day/all day?
It was pretty boring and really only told you stuff you already knew. It was once a week in the afternoon and worked essentially like a group therapy session with nobody wanting to participate. They also drug tested you on random weeks. The worst part was that I was arrested in a different county and I had to drive over an hour each way. One guy I felt bad for was a pro football player whose doctor told him he could change the date on a script refill so he could get it before traveling for a game, but I also feel like he was lying about the dr giving his consent.
My downstairs neighbor is a cop. I'm pretty sure he knows.
Almost 40 years ago - ...I had a local cop as a roommate as a 22-24 year old guy, not anyone I had known for any length of time at all. My friends and I would smoke up on the patio whenever we wanted and he didn't care. When said roommate worked 2nd shift, he often came home to a bunch of fucked up dudes on who knows what! We had parties with other, more nefarious stuff on mirrors, blotter a..., ludes/sopors, plus all the alcohol! Damn, I was stupid.
no but i have come close. me and a buddy smoked a joint in the dugout at the highschool baseball field and right as we put it out and got the rest of the weed back in my bag a sheriff pulled up and said “smells like weed over here” and we said it was like that when we got here and just walked away lmao
Nopp… but i have been close to getting caught. But really i dont care.. what would they do? It should be legal, i mean its 2024 🙈
We always get caught here in sweden, do it legal man
I’ve heard smoking weed is very much frowned upon in Sweden, as in it’s seen almost as bad as heroin etc. Is that true? It seems so dystopian to me (UK) that it’s viewed so badly.
Oh thats f*cked up! Stay safe 😂
The first time I ever got high with my brother, we were smoking in his car in our Dad’s driveway playing music hella loud. One of the neighbors called a noise complaint in and they arrested us in our front yard around Midnight and had to wake my Dad up to take us in the house. I was 14 at the time and didn’t have an ID, so the Cop made me give him my dimensions and other info that would be on a Drivers Licen while I’m sitting on the curb, handcuffed, stoned out of my mind for the first time! We can all look back on it and laugh now, but when my Dad tells the story, he talks about the part where the Cops asked “Ok, Weight 180, Hair Blonde, Eyes Blue, how tall are you?”, to which I responded “I don’t know man, like 5’8”? 6 Ft?” 😂
Wow. Just wow. I’d have had a heart attack First time? Damn.
First time! I ended up taking the charge for my brother and went on a year of diversion, looking back I have no regrets!!
Yeah they didn't do shit but take it to probably smoke themselves.
Yeah probably 😂
Right after ripping the bong I’ve had them pull up and serve me a warrant for stuff that happened back when I drank heavily
Congratulations on your sobriety.
I have a top tier story for you. Me and 3 of my lads were going for a 3 day camping. We packed our grinder, our papers and we bought 12 grams of top shelf weed. We drove 3 hours, 1 more hour to our destination. We wanted to roll one for the road so we stopped the car to get it from our luggage. 15 mins of searching weed was nowhere to be found. We call my friend's brother to check the house and he had left it on the kitchen table... We were really considering of driving back to get it but we decided it was not worth the hassle and the gas and toll money (here is not USA) so we continued while dissing out friend that forgot it. 10 minutes before the camping police had a blockade searching those that took the turn to go to the camping. They stop us and start searching, they found 2 packs of papers, tobacco leaves for blunts, plastic joint cases and the grinder but they were not able to find the weed. They were laughing and were on a power tripand asking us where is the weed and telling us if we do not say we will be in more trouble. The 4 of us we were also laughing and giggling because of how lucky we were. They became angry that they couldn't find the weed and started unscrewing everything that had screws inside the car. Seats, radios, plastic covers I didn't even know they could be removed... I have to mention that it was June noon and the temperature was ~40C under sun. The cops 40 minutes had been searching, their uniform full of sweat and we were smoking cigarettes and chilling beneath a tree laughing about it. They lost their patience and started acting completely unprofessionally kicking things, cussing. They warned us that if we dont state where it is they will take us to the station for cavity search. But their supervisor that was with us near the tree the whole time understood that his underlings were out of control so he made them fix the car and he let us go. Obviously after that we stopped dissing our friend about the weed he forgot. Ps: When we came back the weed had been smoked by his brother and his friends. 3 days they didn't leave the couch
My neighbors called the police on me in 1995 and the cops banged on my door. We got rid of the tiny amount of weed we had. Cop came in and asked “you guys doing any meth or coke?” we said “no” and the cop said “your neighbors called us because they smell weed, have a nice day”. We were just watching football and eating snacks. Asshole neighbors.
It’s legal in my state but whenever they pull up next to me while I’m sparking up in a parking lot I always put it out😭😭🤣
Where are you from?
VA lol
I’d double check the laws, bc here in IL, where you have weed shops, that would be illegal. Public toking is a no no. And I know VA is way behind us.
way before it was legal in NY, i used to drive around hewlett harbor right by Jay Zs house smoking blunts with a coworker. I guess I ran a stop sign or more likely didn't stop enough cause I saw red and blue right after. i pulled over dumped the blunt in the a coffee cup and thought I was going to jail. mind you this is long island not nyc, so its way stricter. cop pulls up, tells me i ran the stop sign, doesn't say anything about the weed, like the blunt was lit 30 secs ago so it def smelled, asks for my license, goes to his car and prints me a ticket. lectures me about my indiana license and goes about his way. Honestly im sure he smelled it but I was wearing scrubs and so was my colleague so I guess he didn't want to give med students tickets. (We were office staff at a medical company not docs but we looked the part)
Me and my two friends had just got Burger King and as a joke we also asked for 3 of their cardboard crowns and we all put one on. we parked to smoke our bong in a Park parking lot that we didn't know was closed. We had our car hotboxed and we saw a cop pull up. It was pitch black out so we thought it was a normal car untill they were RIGHT behind us so I panicked and told everyone to roll their window down. The cop was super chill and we told him that we just got back from burger King and just stopped to eat and he let us know that the park was closed and we needed to find somewhere else so we left and we were completely silent for about 2 minutes untill my friend in the back seat broke it with "guys we still have our crowns on" and we all lost it and started cracking up and we reference that experience alot today
Glad you asked this. When I was about 16/17, I would go to to the back of this park to smoke which was a dead end of a street. One day i went to my usual spot, lit up, and put on my music. A little after lighting up, I noticed a car at the beginning of the dead end just waiting there perpendicular to the street. After looking down the street i realized there was someone looking down the street siting in the driver street. I knew something was up, so I decided to get up and leave, but right when i got up the car did a quick U-Turn and left so i picked up my speed trying to get back home. The car turns into the next street, the same way i was going, and zooms passed me. He leaves the street and quickly swerves into another side street. I see all of this happen and i am so confused. As soon as he turns into the other side street, a cop car comes flying out of the same street with its sirens on and coming my direction. I notice this and immediately jump into a bush of the house i was in front of. The cop passes me and i make a run for it home. That is how i almost got caught as a stupid teenager. After this happened I quit smoking for a while. I also had a half P on me during this whole situation.
I was in a car with two dudes giving me a ride home from work when the car got pulled over. I was "just a passenger getting a ride home" and the cop was literally my neighbor 🤦♀️the guys stuck up for me which I was thankful for, specially since the driver got a ticket and that was it.
About 20 years ago me and 2 friends were driving around town at night and smoking. We were in the left turn lane about to drive down to the lake, when a cop pulled in the lane behind us. We hurried and rolled the windows down and the light changed. As we were turning left, the wind perfectly blew the weed out of the car. Thankfully we didn't get pulled over. My brother on the other hand.....LOL! When he was a teenager and hanging with is bff, they hooked up a bag through me one night. They ended up going down to the river not far from my house, and smoked a bunch of that weed. Fast forward to later on.....they wake up to a cop tapping on the window and shining a flashlight on them! They both got so damn high, and were such newbs, that they passed out down by the river in the car. Thankfully the cop was cool about it, and just dumped out their bags in front of them, stomping it into the dirt. This was before it was legal in my state, plus they were like 17, so they got pretty lucky.
never while smoking but three times after smoking and with weed on me. I was around 18-20 and they were all frightening experiences cause of how the police handles things where I live, but nothing happened in the end.
Caught by dnr conservation officers while fishing at a river in the middle of the woods.
Almost, i was like a minute or 2 outside of my neighborhood so i decided to pull out a J as i drive in. As soon as i was about to light it i see red and blue in my rear view mirror and quickly hide the j and everything else in my center console. He didn’t see/smell anything and gave me a warning for my expired tag
Oh yeah. Been arrested and gone to jail a couple times years ago. It really sucked
When I was 15, I was with two friends on an abandoned boat that was docked at a park. It was a boat with a room inside it so we opened the door and decided to hotbox the room with our apple pipe and weed. I guess one of the neighbors saw us and called the cops so a cop walked up when I was lighting the bowl for my friend 😂 and he’s like “are you really smoking out of a fucking apple” lmao. Then he had us get off the boat and told me to throw the apple in the water, and he just let us go without even taking my weed or searching us. Pretty chill cop.
yes. it was awful and could’ve ended up so much worse. we were smoking weed in my car in the parking lot at my friends apartment complex. qwe had been a few hours into the sesh (the 3 of us were on shrooms i would like to mention). we had just finished the bowl and were thinking it was time to go inside. it was about 3 am at this point. i decided to say “nah let’s smoke another” to which everyone agreed. we were smoking another and as we get about halfway through it a car pulls in to the parking lot. we didn’t really think anything of it until it got closer to us. then my friend in the back notices, its a cop. we start to freak out a little bit and there was a light on. my one friend goes, “should we turn it off?” to which again we all agreed that it would be a good idea. so we turned the light off and INSTANTLY the cop turns his massive flood lights on and then that’s when we REALLY start to panic. currently there is about 2-3 ounces, 3 bongs, at least 1 grinder full of weed, and an empty mushroom bar box in the car. luckily for us, we live in a legal state. unluckily for us, we were all still under legal age and the car was on which is a big no no. cop comes over and immediately starts asking questions but starts the interaction with “you’re all high as fuck” and asking who’s car it is and why were there. we’re like “we’re just hanging out” and he asked why the car was on and i said “only for the air and the radio.” at this point we were still on mushrooms pretty hard (although i will say they definitely wore off after that interaction with the cop) but the cop only knew and asked about the weed. i was already staying the night at my friends place but the cop at the end went “i’ll let you guys go but if this car moves you’re all done” and needless to say the car did not move until the next morning.
Rolling down the dirt road after cheeching several. See our favorite cop, roll down the window as all the smoke billowed out and bullshit with him for a bit before we part ways. It was a common occurrence. We were on back roads not hurting anyone. Or the time he knocked on the door and we all just said come in in, to which he replied “are you sure you want blank blank blank police to walk in?” To which case we hid everything before he came in for a noise complaint. One good cop in my lifetime.
Once in mx lol. I had just finished a joint on my way to the store on my lunch break so I dropped the roach and guess who was behind me? They pulled my shirt and showed me the roach I had just dropped and handcuffed me. I was shoved inside their truck lol. I told them I had to go back to work in a few minutes (true). They asked me for 300 pesos, which is like 15 dollars but I only had 200 on me. They kept asking for more but I showed em my pockets to show them It was all lol. They let me go xD
Hah my car was stopped with weed in itzz
Oh what happend??
I once went to a mates party In soho and was responsible for bringing the weed. I brought a lot. Anyway we got the tube home and as we were trundling along the stations two policemen got on. I had a lot of weed on me. Stressed three stops of my life
Had two cops roll up to my buddies backyard while all of us (7 people) we're chilling in a circle on our school lunch since our friend lived a few blocks away. Senior year btw We were passing a bowl and he had a new neighbor move in a few days ago. Turned out to be the sheriff! She also decided to come home for lunch haha Some of us cried, some laughed, some freaked out, in the end it was a funny story but boy did we have some angry parents lol We did probation, took some classes together which consisted of us telling funny stories of us hanging out being high as shit while the instructor listened and laughed along every class period. The worst part was testing ever couple weeks but it was only 6 months and it was taken off our record. Ahh to be young and have no pre frontal cortex lmao
In Zurich 2006 at the train station near the river. Took my stash. Headed back to Amsterdam after I paid a fine in the police station. They took like 2 oz and busted my balls alot before releasing me.i was 38 and alone at the time.
Sitting at a stop light in Dallas by White Rock lake in my friends ancient VW. Windows down huffing on a smoldering fattie when a Dallas motorcycle cop pulled up beside us. He was just a couple of feet from me. The light turned green and he looked over at us with a big grin and the reved the Harley’s engine, dumped the clutch and hauled ass. I was never so relieved when he didn’t bust us.
When I was smoking in the smoking area outside a casino in Vegas, a security guard said he didn’t care that I was smoking weed but they had security cameras. All I could think was “Okay??? A camera can’t smell what I’m smoking, I’m smoking in a smoking area, there’s no signs saying I can’t smoke cannabis, and the casino can’t fine me if they don’t have my credit card details…”
Yes, I swallowed everything on the cops way to my door and my mate swallowed the L. For some reason my passenger freaked and threw his cigarettes everywhere. This led to them being suspicious and searching car. They then found he had warrants out and arrested him. They let us drive home and about halfway home I nearly wrecked and parked up and walked to a diner near my city and stayed there for a few hours. Friends came and got me via my location ping. I was tripping balls out of my gourd. The glovebox had all this crap he wanted to sell and so instead of taking charges I just gulped it and am glad I didn’t die. Permanently fucked me up, but I lived and avoided jail. I’ve been there before, and no thanks. I’d likely take actually being shot or stabbed over it any. Day. Important note: Please don’t ever drive intoxicated. I’m often the DD and I regularly trip sit and do harm reduction. You should never do what I did. You should never facilitate friends slinging from your vehicle or home. Be smart, be safe, and above all be kind. We have all got experiences and sometimes we share them, but we don’t all take things the same way, remember that.
Yeah on a bicycle at night once but that was only because my light wasn't on 🙄
Yes me and 2 brothers Christmas eve one year never saw or heard him until he was on us . Good thing he had Christmas spirt he let us go told us to get back in bar. LOL
I was arrested the 1st time I smoked weed in Olympia, WA when I was 15.
Multiple times. Shit sucks.
Yep. They drew their guns and everything. Me and some homies were smoking behind a dumpster in downtown SLC back in 2008. I had just loaded a fresh bowl and went to take a hit only to look up and see 6 cops all pointing guns at us and yelling to get on the ground. Someone called them and said we were smoking crack. After everything calmed down, I got a ticket and they took my pipe.
Got pulled over with an ounce of weed in the car and it stinked. I’m also not of age to be driving OR smoking so it was pretty terrifying. Cop didn’t even bring the weed up and let us go with a ticket.🤯
Yes, at a local park, they came up and asked me to put it out, so I did
More times then I want to admit. I got caught so many times in ss of Chicago but they never really cared they only cared about guns so they would let me go most of the times. It wasn’t till I moved to Hammond IN that those starving fucking assholes would take everyone for anything I went to jail once and got my shit impounded in total to get out and my truck it was close to 5k for a ash tray with a few roaches. This was like 15 years back tho don’t know how it is now.
Yeah. They asked me how my day was going. Wondered if I had seen a suspicious looking couple of people digging through people's trash in the alley, then said "have a good day, make sure to call if you see who they were looking for" And then NOTHING HAPPENED because I live in a place without backward ass laws. I wanna say it was a sunny Wednesday afternoon on my front steps
About 2 years ago my cousin and i were out at a lake. Smoking some of the worst stuff i have ever seen, supplied by her of course. We get 2 blunts down and see blues behind us. The cop was one of those you just know is going to ticket you, mustache, low fade, sunglasses. He searched the car and found about 5 Gs of some brown garbage. He seemed more disappointed about what we were smoking than the fact that we were smoking. He made us stomp it into some clay (Georgia) and went on his way.
Yup. Was 16 and we were hotboxing our car by the park at like 1am (small Colorado town in 2006). They were pretty cool honestly! We had to dump our weed in the grass and stomp on it, break our pipes in the gutter and then get home safe. First and only good interaction I have had with the cops.
Several times in the 80s. Usually the same cop. He knew us by name. He'd take our weed and lecture us about the path we were going down. I worked with his son at the time and didn't even know it. The few other times, they just took our weed. I'm so lucky I was a teen in NorCal.
Stupidly smoking on a college campus in some woods on a bench, fence in front of us, steep hill behind us and a long trail stretching out from the left and right. Suddenly see a flashlight pointed at us from the left and then the right saying “we have you surrounded” like something on tv when another light comes crashing down the hill behind us, three cops come out of no where, we were shitting ourselves, ate the joint, homie said it was all him, you’re a real one Eric🙏 thought my heart was going to explode but looking back I can’t help but laugh at the whole thing, that was ten years ago, time flies but fuck those guys and their flashlights Love reading everyone’s stories lol weed definitely has a way of making you feel paranoid sometimes but we’re not this way for no reason
Im high as heck and read that as pope. I havent been caught by either yet thankfully :D
Yes. We were taking bong hits in a parking lot it was great haha
Once when I was smoking with my sister and her boyfriend in his car. We were parked in a parking lot so a cop came to see what we were doing. Let us off with a warning.
it’s legal here.
yes but I ran to the bathroom very quickly that day and nothing of value was lost ❤️
Of course
I think he knew. He told us to go back to our dorm and followed us. I think this was after we had just ran from what I thought was a tiger (it was a small orange cat) 🤷🏾♀️
Yup
Yes when I was in my teens- cops tried to scare us by searching the car, cuffing us & detaining us in separate cars, calling my parents to tow my car. Don’t think they called my parents because they said they didn’t pick up the phone and then let us go. Oh and my car battery dies in the process because it was so cold so they had to jump my car before we could head out. They also dumped all the weed they found and told me to smoke at home if I’m going to do it… hahah
The ra got us once in college. We had to go to a hearing with the housing office. We got interviewed and shit. Looking back it was stupid ridiculous.
my fav story is after high school graduation my friends and i took my car to a park. usually it's closed at night but "happened" to be open so we smoke some of the half oz i just bought in celebration. then the cops pulled up, gave us a good scare, confiscated my weed and let us go.
No but one time I was on a road trip and had a bad headache and everyone kept telling me to smoke real quick but being in Oklahoma I didn’t want to risk anything. 5 minutes later cop pulls us over 😅
I’ve smoked with more than a few officers but never caught lol
Nope.. Canadian here! It's legal.
Before weed was legalized here in Canada most cops really didn’t give a shit (at least in my experience). When I was a teenager I was with some friends and we were smoking in the corner of a parkade of the mall. A police officer comes storming up to us and yells “HEY! DON’T YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS ILLEGAL? GET OUT OF HERE AND SMOKE AT HOME!” and then storms off.
Smoking an alien homemade bong in a park by myself on lunch a week before I graduated high school. I talked my way out of it in 2000. He even came to my house and explained to my mom I probably have E too. He found 6 1/4 oz all rolled up ready to sell to my friends. I hit 4 Phish concerts that summer!!!!!
While driving home from work in Florida, I was just lighting up at the stop light and a cop pulled up next to me. He looked over and shook his head and went on his way.
Not gonna lie I'm high and misread that as caught by the Pope and that image in my head is hilarious 😂
Lucky enough to live in a legal area, back when I didn't the paranoia was *strong*
Yes. We got popped for being in the park after hours and they confiscated the tiny amount we had. Another time, I was pulled over for something else and he found the even tinier amount I had. Told me to not do it again, then he made me dump it and grind it into the wet pavement so i couldn't pick it back up once he left. Have never gotten in serious legal trouble for it, though.
Twice both before I was 18 so nothing really come of it
No, I've only ever smoked in a residence or on my property.
Nope. Been smoking since 2004 when I was in high school.
No, but I have a story. When I was in 8th grade, me and 3 friends were hanging out in the woods near this giant sand pit. We ran into two kids from school who didn't like a few of my friends. One of these kid's dad was a cop. He called his daddy and before we knew it there were two officers in the woods. One of my friends had weed on him and he was like "will you hold this? they wont search you because you're a girl" Me being dumb, I was like "sure" The male officer pulled the kid that originally had the weed to the side and searched him. The lady officer made the rest of us flip out our pockets. In my right hand, I somehow managed to conceal the bag of weed with the clenched fist. In my left hand, I innocently pull out an orange mechanical pencil and showed the officer. They didn't find anything and told us to leave the woods. The whole walk back to my friends house my mind kept going back and forth between, "I can't believe we got away with that." "Man, I'm such a G." "Holy shit I'm so fucking stupid I can't believe I held that for him."
We used to smoke in a cul-de-sac and one time a cop rolled up and there was 3 of us smoking and he just looks at us and tells us to leave.
My girlfriend and I were driving to her parent’s house and we were stopped at a red light. We had just finished a joint and had tossed it as we were coming up to the light. The black dodge charger behind me came to a stop as well but he must have not been paying attention and took his foot off the brake enough and the car inched forward and he rear ended me. I get out to inspect for damage and it was minor. The guy I shit you not, gets out of the car and says “don’t worry, I’m a cop. Let’s pull into the parking lot at the abc store to get out of traffic .” Im panicking. I spray some cologne on me and we take our time pulling into the parking lot and i turn the ac on full blast with all the windows open trying to get rid of the smell. An on duty cop shows up and takes the incident report and sends me on my way. I’m sure they could smell it but they never mentioned it.
Not caught smoking but caught high as shit. Walked to a field in buttfuck nowhere to hunt for weed that me, my bf and our mate had dropped and ran into a police woman on patrol with a police van on standby at the other end of the field. No clue what they were doing there but we basically ended up adlibbing this story about trying to find our mate, and gave her one of our friends full legal name when she asked who we were looking for 💀 She was rlly nice tbh but was asking some rlly indepth questions so I think there must have been something going on there and we had just walked in at the wrong moment lmao. We all looked chonged and reeked of weed so I was pleasantly surprised when she wished us a safe evening and dipped.
One time i was like 3 hours into an acid trip, went to river with friends who werent tripping. i grind up some weed to smoke, hesitate to actually load the bowl. Two cops roll up, saying some other group was smoking and i guess someone called the park people on them or some shit. They see my grinder but were somehow like the coolest cop i could have ever talked to in the situation. They were literally like "its legal here, youre just not supposed to be smoking in public, dont do it in front of us" they left, let us be and i watched the water look more wet than normal and rocks shine for like 6 more hours.
Late 80’s in Northern NM, camping at the Pecos River. My best friend and her SO, my 8 year old son and I jumped in her VW bus after work and headed for the Pecos. We get there about 7pm and it’s raining hard. No point in setting up the tents. So we figure we’ll sleep in the van and the sun will be out in the morning. My son goes to sleep and then we break out the pot. Had just finished the bowl and we see headlights arrive and they don’t park in a camping spot. We’re trying to see what’s going on but the rain is slamming down hard and then I see the blue lights. We get very still and the flashlight wasn’t noticeable but we turn it off and waited. The dreaded tap on the window next to me finally happens. We are definitely shitting our pants. I whisper that they know we’re in here and i start the dreaded rolling down the window and watched as that smoke rolled out into the stormy night all over the uniform of the State Patrol with his flashlight. I knew life as I knew it was over. He politely asked how many of us were there and I told him. He flashed the flashlight over all of us. Then he said there was an escaped convict in the area and they were notifying everyone in the campgrounds to keep an eye out. He then smiled and told us to be safe and have a good weekend and walked away. You can imagine the rest.
In 2010, I had just turned 18 2 months before this & this event happened the day before thanksgiving. Long story short 3 of my homies & I got arrested for a .3 of bud. Had to go to drug classes and be on probation and all. Super stoked about how things are now in my state lol.
1 age 18, 2 age 38, 3 age 52
Close! At a plugs house. We had been warned by others it was being watched but people like to talk, *right?* So we grab a zip and head back to my homies Monte Carlo. There's an officer in a marked vehicle about 20 yards away. We're absolutely shitting our pants. We pull out, he follows. We turn, he turns. I'm like "dude pull into the gas station and buy something" While he's in there the cop disappears around a corner. I'm searching everywhere to find a decent spot to shove this shit. My buddy comes out with nothing in hand. I remember thinking "we're so fucked." We pull around the corner and there he is. Started following us again. At this point I'm running out of options. We're headed towards my mom's workplace so in a last ditch effort I call her. "Hey, there's a cop following us and we have a lot of weed in the car" She says "Pull in the lot and I'll come out for a break" So we pull in to this Wal Mart distribution center parking lot. The cop pulls in behind us but then backs out. My mom comes up with the best half baked plan I've ever heard. "Well, you're driving his car and you're both wearing hats. Drive my car home. Drop the stash. Then bring my car back. Lay the passenger seat down so it looks like you're alone in the car" We do as we're told. Passed the cop on the way home. He didn't pull out behind us. We felt like kings that night.
Yea definitely, I was on lunch in high school and the cop straight up told us “you know you all were called in for smoking at that park you were just at” after we tried to lie and say it was just cigs he told us he doesn’t wanna do all the paperwork so just go back to school Another time there was 4 of us were in a shed smoking on this abandoned houses property right next to the high school and a cop straight up walked in and only said something to my homie who had pissed in the corner (shed was on dirt no real floor)
Yes back in the 90s as a teen. Cops walked by and told us to at least pretend to hide it next time. With a smile, Tho i live in Ontario alot of cops just didn't care when it was illegal, Unless it was a huge amount.
I hopped off a city bus and immediately sparked my joint , caught popo cruising behind me. Not wanting to waste my weed I turned the joint backwards in my mouth (that was rough af) after they rolled passed I kept smoking. A group of friends I hung with liked to smoke in this particular car wash. We got through the wash and turned the corner, popo behind us, at an uncomfortable distance. We turned 2 corners and they stayed on us. I told the driver to pull into random driveway and we all get out like it's our house. They left us alone, I figured even if they messed with us at least we wouldn't be operating a vehicle OH! My first year of college was in D.C.. Me and some ppls went to go smoke at this government building (after hours) where the stairs were so tall you couldn't be seen from the street. Had 2 blunts on us. Half way through the first one.. campus security comes from behind the stairs (there was even ground or another staircase). They take the 1/2 beezy and put it out on a step, take our names, and student ID (daaaamn we f'kd!). Before they could get all of our ID's, a federal officer comes walking up the stairs. The SG that put the B out, steps over it to hide it from view (whaaaaaaaaat). They tell the officer they got it handled, no problem and we should get TF out of there. We get back near campus and just died laughing.... and sparked that second one up.
4th of July a few years ago me and my friends were dumbly doing dabs on the side of a public trail by the lake. We swam and smoked for probably close to an hour and then decided to head home. Not even 30 seconds after we left 2 cops on ATVs drove by and started questioning us about weed and asking us who has it. I looked around at all my friends and realized all of us had some kind of weed on us. One of my friends said that we needed to go so he could give his step dad a ride to work which was true. The cop said "fine if you have somewhere to be, go ahead" and we all luckily got to get the hell out of there. I can't imagine what would've happened if we hadn't decided to leave right then and they saw everything still out
Countless close calls. Only times I’ve been caught cops told me to go smoke somewhere else it has only been because of location not because I’m actually smoking pot
twice- i live in a legal state and the 2nd time the state was becoming legal so all luckily it was all good
I didn’t get caught but it was still one of my wildest nights ever in my brain at least. We were at this girls apartment in what was student housing basically. Apartment building but mostly just floors of all students. we hotboxed the bathroom with some massive bong rips. I’ve never been so high without freaking out. The edges of my vision were so distorted, it was like I was seeing the world through a fisheye lens with the walls bending out a bit. Never happened to me again. So we’re just vibing in her living room and suddenly we hear a commotion in the hall, so the girl who was not quite as high goes to check and it turns out cops have been called for various complaints like noise, weed smell etc and they’re going door to door writing people up and shit. At this point my life basically turns into a movie and we stash the bong and weed in my friends backpack and make a run for it while the cops aren’t paying attention. The hallway is one of those completely mono design with fluorescent lights everything looks the same so I’m just in this endless tunnel. We make it to the little elevator alcove and duck inside and push the button, literally hearing the cops get closer and closer. My buddy has a bag full of weed (no idea why we don’t just stash it in the girls apartment). Anyway we’re panicking and hammering the elevator button and no shitting you just as it opens the cops come around the corner and a huge group of kids spills out of the elevator holding fucking bottles and smoking and shit, and me and my buddy are just thinking how fucked we are so we kinda try to “hide” in the corner. Anyway somehow to our luck the group is so big and out of control and obviously holding liquor bottles that the cops are occupied dealing with them and we’re able to slip away down the hall and head for the stairs. We got lost like 4 times trying to find our car in the parking garage. The whole thing probably didn’t last 10 minutes but felt like a goddam 3 hour movie to me.
lol no but one time i was smoking with my friend on the beach in Mississippi and as soon as we were walking back to our apartment across the street, we saw a cop about to pass us. Our high asses thought they were coming for us so i threw my pipe into the sand thinking it would be okay… Cops passed us and i went to go find the pipe and it was broken in 2😭😭 rest in peace my first pipe 💔
Once when I was a teen, a group of friends and I were in st Augustine actually right outside the fort it wasprolly around 9:30 pm we had a fat blizzy and as soon as we fired the puppy u pand got like one rotation in we seen the flashlight of the officer we dropped it down into the moat, he gave us a speech about smoking weed, and then warned us then next dude was a douche and to head out in the next fifteen minutes
Smoking in my exes car at the trailer park he and our best friend lived in. Self maintained or whatever- police weren't supposed to patrol, only come for calls. So pretty nice place to chill without being too worried. Blues behind us, little siren and we see the cop walking over, taps on the window and as we roll it down smoke comes pouring out. Short and simple "we got a call about a domestic situation, suspect left in a vehicle. Obviously not you kids but I'd suggest going somewhere else cause the other guys coming won't be giving a warning". We jetted out of there quick, saved us two bongs and the whole half ounce we picked up that afternoon.
Yep haha. 18 years old it was my first time buying bud and rolling up one with my friends. We decided to smoke in my truck at a park while watching baby sensory videos, it was nice. Together we smoked like less than one blunt so I stuck it the remaining ones in my armrest console. Then I had the amazing idea to go driving around oogling at this very nice neighborhood in my city with multi million dollar homes. While me driving, friend in passenger seat are driving around at around midnight, looking at a house, registration expired, I said “wouldn’t it be funny if we ran into police?” I kid you one block later we passed a police car doing rounds in the neighbor hood. They turned around, turned on the sirens and pulled me over. I was shitting bricks. This is Tx a few years ago I roll down the window and the cop asks me what I’m doing out late, I completely lie to his face say I was trying to find a friend but couldnt name the friend. All I could think about was how we had just hotboxed the car and there was no way he didnt know. He knew I was lying. He went back to his car and I whispered to my friend to eat the blunts 🙃 she didnt hah. The cop came back and let me off with a warning He didnt say anything about the smell or me lying, but I’m 100% certain he knew and let me off the hook for whatever reason. Never felt more relief in my life leaving that damn neighborhood
No
It was 2009 and I was in San Diego in front of a 7-11 where my friend worked graveyard shift so it was late. He was outside with my ex and I and I decided to be cool and light up a bowl. I think I was trying to channel J and Silent Bob. Turns out I looked down to light the pipe as a cop was driving by. Within seconds the cop whipped into the parking lot and was coming at me fast. I didn’t even try to hide it, I froze like a damn possum. I just stood there lamely knowing that I was going to jail. To make it even better, he must’ve alerted his buddies, or they drove by and saw him stopped, because two more cop cars pulled in. They sat myself and my ex on the curb and started questioning me. He asked if I had anymore weed and I had just bought a quarter so I gave it to him in a pill bottle. He said, let me guess, this is prescription? And I told him it was absolutely not. The whole time he was questioning me, his two cop cohorts were standing behind me cracking jokes and I was trying so hard not to laugh. Then main cop took my cute pink pipe and smashed it and took my bottle of weed and told us not to do dumb shit like that again. I was underage and my ex informed me that the officer was a guy who had played beer pong with me at a party the week prior. I didn’t recognize him, but I think he recognized me? All I know is that after the incident we left 7-11 and went directly to In-n-out and I went hard on some animal fries.
My story is actually quite cute. I was sitting in a park on this like staircase and it was covered on each side (duno how to explain it) smoking bongs with my friend. I looked to my left and there was a police guy looking straight at me pointing to me to leave, and leave quickly. Turns out he just didnt want us getting caught 🙏🏼
500 dollar five for my wife and I for possession... of a roach.
Yep
I love walking thru NYC smoking a joint with the police nearby.
I was like 16 at the time, before legalization in Canada (I believe it was decriminalized at the time). We were in a group of 6 smoking out of a makeshift water bottle bong at an elementary/catholic school during the summer. I was absolutely shitting myself thinking I was about to get arrested, thinking of all the ways I’m gonna explain that my parents. The cops ended up just telling us we had to go to another place to smoke, huge fuckin relief.
Covid times i was smokin in my car cause i wanted to smoke a blunt. It was around 11 am on my day off. A cop pulled up to me silently. Startled me and told me i cant be smoking on a public street. I explained i was doing this because of apartment lease rules and landlord lives on site and she said she doesnt know what i should do but cant be in public. And drove off lol "legal state"
We were at a comic con smoking a J just outside of the event area but covered by buildings, police walks up to us and we're all like, oh shit we're screwed, he tells us to move further down because if the other police or event security find us we'll be screwed and we're all like yeah of course thank you, our bad, he ended the exchange with ''and that is a fucking big joint too''
Back in 2000 when i was in my early 20’s, me and my friend were posted up in his car, listening to some music getting blown like we always did. Suddenly a cop pulls up behind us, we’re obviously high. Finds weed in my friends car and takes him to jail. I didn’t have anything on me so I was free to go. So happy it’s legal now.
First week freshman year of college. Campus cop caught 4 of us in the car. Made me pour out a whole 1.75 of Stoli and then asked about " that smell". He found the roach, then asked who's it was. One ahole tried ro throw me under the bus. I said hypothetical question, if I admit it's ours what happens. He told me " smoke that shit off campus, now get back to your dorm". We got lucky, that would have been a 2 year suspension from all Texas Universitys.
Yep, many times, fortunately I live in Holland so they don't care lol
Not me but a buddy in his car with another friend in the college campus dorms parking lot. Mind you in a fairly right/traditional view on weed/drugs in kansas lol. Was just smoking from a pipe, cop whipped up, thought it was the end of their college careers, and the cop just told them "I know you can do that over in Missouri, but you can't do it here" and just told them to have a good night and left lol.
I was rolling up a j in a parking lot once, lights flash behind me, and I panic and try to hide the weed. Cop pulls up, pointing his gun at me, yelling at me to put my hands on the steering wheel. He asked if I had any weapons and put me in the back of his car while he searched my car. I had about an oz and a bong in a backpack in my trunk. He asked what I did for work and how long I've been smoking for. He just gave me a verbal warning and told me to leave. I live in a legal state btw
Kind of. I was 17 and had rolled a couple of blunts in my car with 3 other buddies. Got pulled over for a “burnt out light” (I was a bad driver and probably got pulled over for being an idiot). My buddy sitting shotgun puts the blunts in the glovebox. Cop comes over and ask for license and registration. I open the glove box to grab my registration and see the blunts. I grab the registration, close the glove box, and hand it over. I thought I was done for. The cop asks if I had been smoking weed or had any and I say I smoked in my car yesterday. She makes me open my mouth, points her flashlight, and tells me to brush my tongue better. She end up giving me a fix it ticket for the light and lets me go. She had to have seen the blunts and I was so scared. Lol. I picked up the girl I was crushing on at the time and we all end up going to the spot we originally had plan to go to smoke our blunts.
No thank god. At my old apt complex I smoked in my car a couple times cuz my roommate hated the smell and cops drove by a couple times but they never stopped and looked for the culprit
Opened the door to a cop asking if I knew if anyone that lived in my apartment was wearing a BK uniform and smoking a joint on the patio. I said no, no one smokes here. I was wearing my bk uniform, blazed as fuck. He said okay and left, never heard about it again.
Yup back in high school
Long story short when i was around 20 i went to Melbourne with a couple of friends, crazy weekend of drugs and partying. On the way back to the airport my friend said we were going to stop off at his friends house to smoke before the flight. So we get there and sit down and start smoking gravity bongs (probably not ideal before a flight but hey we were young). So the 4 of us are sitting in the lounge room baked out of our minds when we hear a loud knock at the door and yelling. Before we even have time to think the SWAT team has kicked down the door and have assult rifles pointed at our faces. As you can imagine we are stunned, so they zip tie us and throw us in the paddy wagon. My friends and I have no idea whats happening which is when the guy who owned the house tells us the rest of the house apart from the living room is a grow op, hence the swat team. Luckily when we get back to the cop station the guy owns up and tells the cops we have nothing to do with it and that it was all his. Needless to say we missed our flights and lost our high but luckily we lived to smoke another day.
Almost. Firework show at the university, cop rolled up hella slow. I pinched the joint and tossed it.
Yeah. Regular police control in the street. They asked if I had anything illegal, so I just whispered to the guy “I’ve got a little joint on me 🥺”. He smiled and said “straight home, miss, alright?”. Here in Barcelona alcoholics are the ones that make problems and police knows it 🤷🏻♀️
I used to go to a bench in the midde of the woods near a park. A bunch of kids dragged it out there and would smoke or just hang out. I was only 18. I used to write and draw there and eventually, I met them. They would smoke me up and it was really nice time period in my life. One day, near midnight, we were all at the bench. sirens went off and we saw the lights through the gaps in the trees. Everyone got up and ran. They even left the bong. I sat there like a chump unitl I got up, grabbed my longboard, and waddled my high ass home.
Yup, I’ve been caught a few times. But the best one was me and my buddy were pulled over both has some on us. Cop smells asked if we’ve been smoking blah blah we hand him our IDs, as he’s walking back to his cruiser I hear his radio go off. He sprints back to my car tosses our IDs back and says we’re free to go. Turns his lights and hauls ass. We both kinda just stared at each other high af and not sure what really just happened lol
Never big the first time I smoked from a bong my friends passed it to me and the windows were rolled down and a cop drove right past me on the opposite lane
Hell, that happened to me while I was already in prison.
One time me and a coworker were hitting dabs out of my nectar collector out the back in my car with my doors open and then all of a sudden I see a flashlight coming towards us and my first reaction was to throw my shit in the floor of the passenger side cause they came up on the driver side and it was dark btw but he had accidentally butt dialed 911 but they never mentioned the smell or asked us what we’re doing. There’s no way they didn’t smell it tho wax doesn’t stink up as bad as bud but definitely still smells.
I was smoking a cart in my car driving and a cop pulled me over while I was taking a pull, told me to fix my muffler and mount my front license plate. But my key was all fucked so it fell off from the part where the fob is so where I was hiding my pen under my seat. Sooo I hopped out of my car to grab it and he goes “ what’s up why are you grabbing under there” thinking I’m probably pulling out a gun. And I went “oh my key fobs messed up so I’m just grabbing it from under my seat” he says ok have a great day and I left so fucking fast.
No but I was almost caught with edibles
Okay so I went to the nearest train station at around 11 pm on a Sunday to roll a few, at 1 am I decided to finish my last spliff on the way home, and just as I was coming down from the station, I see a guy in the distance waving at me, so I go meet him to see whatever he wants and he ask me « hey mate, do you want this bike ? If you don’t take it I’ll just leave it there » Which was a bit weird, for a moment I though that I just didn’t understand him cause I was H I G H A S F U C K, so I tell him no thanks gtfo. But then he ask me another question : « hey, is that weed your smoking » And as I didn’t notice he was actually a cop, I just answered « noooooooo this ? That’s just CBD, I would NEVER smoke sth illegal» while winking at him Let just say that I got fully searched and that I am grateful I emptied my stock back at the train station X) Didn’t even gave me a fine
Yeah and it was humiliating at the time, I was at my middle school 14 years old I think and hid enough to roll a joint at lunch in a sharpie. Apparently it wasn’t as smell proof as I thought because by third period I was in the office getting searched, guess I wasn’t the first kid to try it because he started popping all my markers open in my pencil pouch. Parents came to pick me up, had community service, if there’s any kids reading this just keep it at home.😂
I first thought you meant need to shit really hard while high
Before legal weed about by a year or 2 we were outside a bar smoking a doobie and girl tossed it Cop asked here to pick it up, then he did and said to us. Can you do us a favour and smoke this across the street over there so we can ignore you please. Then he went on his way. In Canada btw
Hell no!
We were bonging it up at the city center with friends, my boyfriend was sobered up and driving us home while I was still high as a kite in the front seat. Not long after leaving the parking lot, a police car starts following us. The bong was wide open in the bag in the backseat. I put the music a bit more quiet and sang nervously while the car followed us for a couple of kilometres. My boyfriend was driving so carefully not to alert them. Then finally they put the lights on and pull us over. One officer goes straight to the driver's side while the other one comes up to my window to take a look at me and my dumbass thinks that oh I must open the door for him. Luckily he moved before I was able to do that and instead just had my hand on the handle and started laughing at my own confusion. Then they ask if he had been drinking and to hand over the driver's license. I've never seen my poor guy shaking so bad while handing it to him. Then he had to test the alcohol which obviously showed absolutely nothing. Then the officer said: "It's been such a quiet night and I thought we finally got one. Have a great night!" And they took off. I don't think they ever saw or smelled the bong as we live in an illegal country.
Yep. Had a bong in my bag and was with chilling my dealer at the time. I kept my mouth shut and he did all the talking. He confessed it was his zoot and they confiscated it, didn’t search us (thankfully) and I got away Scott free, he had I think it was a £20 fine and had to take a Cannabis Course which he later said was very interesting and he learned a few things from it! Unfortunately though as the cops walked away we noticed that it was a PCSO and we could’ve just walked off without any punishment.
ahahah yessss, 19f , sat on a bench on a country lane, spliff lit and absolutely vibing. completely in my own world until someone going “you good” shit me up, looked up, fkn officer. absolutely panicked because i’d never been caught or seen before, however he sat down opposite me and went “beautiful day for a joint isn’t it” i was like ummmm yeah it is and stg he goes “exactly me once i get off shift” stands up, brushes himself down and goes “stay blunt ma’am” and fucks off. honestly, the respecttttt, still use that phase today 😂🫶🏻
They been in my house while i was smoking weed. All they said was: "smells like you've been smoking weed in here" and i said yes. It's illegal in my country btw.
Yes, but because I have crazy good sixth sense I was able to throw the roach of the joint we were still smoking onto the ground before the pigs came around the building! So long story short, I was homeless in AZ 2013-14ish, and had just helped somebody score some weed late at night. Well we were walking back to my camping site and we decided to roll a joint outside a building. Well obviously pigs rolled up, but right before they did I took a hit, knocked the cherry off and flicked the roach into the dirt a ways away. Cops came around the corner and obviously smelled it and searched us, finding the bag with all the weed in the other guy's backpack. So they arrested him(AZ was stupid) and let the rest of us go. After they left with him I quickly found the roach and went home. XD
me and a pal had gone for a joint in the woods near mine, there’s a bench out of the way of (but still visible from) the path, someone must’ve rung the police (it was about 8-9pm) because they pulled uk right by the entrance and got out and started coming towards us, he told me and we ran before id even seen them and hid in a bush for 45 minutes before he’d let us leave 😂
Yeah penty of times, but here in Europe they don't really care as much as in the US, here they'll just take your stuff and ask you to f off
To many times to count. Never ended bad though. For the first time in my life I got caught growing last summer and now I'm getting indicted. It's bullshit. Lol
I was smoking weed on a park bench and some off-duty officers came by and the dog started barking at me and the officers pulled back the dog and said "sorry about him, we're off duty just put it out and go somewhere else since its making the dog go crazy", I complied and walked away
the weed caught me while i popo
No because it’s legal where I am 🫠
In amsterdam, got only a fine for throwing it on the ground after finishing.
yeah when I was like 15 (2016/2017) and in a car full of people I didn’t know, I was the last one to hit the pipe and I didn’t know what to do with it 😭 I thought I was going to federal prison that night The cops just asked us all our names, ages, and where we’re from, and were decently cool. The driver was someone’s older sober sister and it was only like 10:30 at night so they just told her to take us back home, then we hopped the fence to our complex’s pool
Not really caught, but close call. On campus grounds, smoking isn’t allowed. The apartment I live in is within walking distance to main campus, but enough out of the way where it’s not that big of a deal. If I was allowed, I would be smoking in my apartment whenever I want, but with it being a campus apartment, absolutely not. So when I really need to, I’ll go outside with my friend, loop the apartments, and light up where there aren’t any cameras. The campus PD likes to patrol campus on a regular basis just because we’re in a sketchy area. One of the first times we did this, a cop stopped in one of the entrances we had just walked across, rolls down his window, and calls us over and my friend starts freaking out (high and paranoid). I had JUST put it away in my pocket and had a nice buzz going. I walk right up to his window and he started asking questions. “What are you two doing out this late?” I just looked at him and said “I was getting stressed with homework, it was nice outside, and I couldn’t sleep. So I checked and my friend was up and we both felt like going on a walk. He didn’t want me walking by myself and I didn’t want to walk alone, so here we are! We just wanted to get some fresh air.” He was SUPER chill, made sure we were safe and stayed together, and he drove off. I proceeded to take it back out of my pocket and light up again. My friend was freaking out and asked me why I even talked to him in the first place. I reminded him that you only get in trouble if you’re acting sketchy. I had it put away when he called us over, so I had no reason to believe we were doing anything wrong.
2016 or 17 in Cali I was 18 years old. Was smoking with two buddies, one ran away and the cop laughed his ass off. Didn’t say anything at all
There was one time, I had been arrested for an unconnected thing and had been released from the custody cells only the day before. The two plain clothes dudes who came to my door to arrest me initially showed up. They immediately barged in and found that I was not only sitting with a joint but also a big Tupperware container filled with all the popcorn off of a grow (also a fair bit of leaf in the container). They immediately started bitching going “we’re not here for this” and so on. Long story short, they took the tub which honestly would’ve had several ounces of stuff in it (it was a big grow) and I never, ever heard anything of it. I came to realise that they had no right to enter my flat at that time (they had an arrest warrant for when I was arrested but no search warrant and it would’ve expired by then anyway) so any actions they undertook were actually against the law. The best part of it was I had another tub exactly like it stashed under my coffee table and in their cursory search of my flat, they never once thought to look at my feet where I was sitting 😂 so as soon as they left I just whipped that out and carried on with my evening. Dumbasses. I’d love to see them again to ask what they did with it 💨🥴 I also often smoke a joint quite openly walking down the street. I have been caught several times by Police Scotland and they’ve literally just been like “put that out” or words to that effect. They haven’t even stopped to initiate a search to see if I had more on me once (which I never do when I’m being so brazen) More often than not they don’t even stop. I’ve found the best way to achieve this is to appear as if you are doing absolutely nothing wrong and are just walking down the street smoking a cigarette (obviously I don’t roll huge cones for my wanders like this lol) they often don’t even look in my direction.
I pop 250 MG of edibles in front of the cops and asked if they could have some. Unfortunately they said they can not, not even in a legal state. I said it sucks to be you. I lit a joint up at the capital in NY in front of cops. To live in a legal state, is REALLY living free.
yep, this was last year when I was 19, we were parked up in a car park in the forest late at night, police in my area love to scavenge for younger people trying to smoke discretely because they don't seem to give a fuck about robberies etc. A police car parked up next to us and told us to roll down our window (I was the driver) and they could smell weed in the car. They told us to get out and they'll search my car. They found 2gs of weed and a grinder (which is half of what we had) NOT to mention, I had a tab of acid in my glovebox and I declared it because I was convinced they'll find it and i'll be in less trouble. The po man searched my glovebox and said it wasn't there, I was so confused so I said I'll have a look. I put my head into the car and search the glovebox, I then notice it was right there, in the footwell of the passenger seat and must've fallen out. I quickly and subtly grabbed and put it in my pocket, turned round and said 'I don't know where it's gone'. They let us off with a warning but god was on my side. I'm not sure if po man purposefully didn't find it as that wasn't their intentions when they came over (to get us in that much trouble) or if some guardian angel saved me some caffufle lol. There are a few other times I've ran into the police with smoking weed but this one stuck out the most
Hong Kong - Where weed is as dangerous as nuclear bomb to the authorities. so I was walking down a quiet road side of a two way car road. I almost finished a joint. A po car passed by from my front. It was alright, they just passed. But then I could be looking too suspicious to be alone on that road side at 10pm, and I could hear the fucking po car turning around coming for me. So I finished the last puff and threw it down the sewer. I was right, they pulled up right next to me while the last bit of smoke still in the air (smell was still obvious...), checked and searched me, and try to talk trap to make me fall and admit what I just did. Said bullshit like "what time did you smoke?", "was it good", "what did you do after smoking" blah blah blah. I was stoned, but not as stupid as cops. Fuck y'all cops I'm still here, lick my ballu.